Joe Neumaier
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27% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.4 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
1351
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reviews
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- Joe Neumaier
Snitch is like watching an elephant on ice: inelegant, but you admire the effort.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 21, 2013
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 4, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Acclaimed director Nuri Bilge Ceylan's meditative, at times maddening expression of human mystery and barren landscapes is gorgeous to look at, intriguing to think about and, at times, hard to sit through.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 5, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
This dramatic thriller finds a spot somewhere between your brain and your stomach, and drills in.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 17, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Halfway into Blue Valentine, a work so beautifully acted and emotionally honest it is my choice for best movie of the year, there's an amazing flashback scene you hope never ends.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 29, 2010
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 10, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
A pensive and searching drama that explores how deep into the national psyche these murders in the Katyn forest went.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The bad news about Admission is that this thin envelope of a comedy checks all the boxes for being a phoned-in, phony, padded rom-com.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 21, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Rare is the drama that plumbs the quirky, unsettling depths of human nature like Foxcatcher. Simultaneously understated and grippingly edgy, this is an arresting examination of naivete, mismatched worlds and old-fashioned American oddness.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 13, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Beginners is filled with crises of identity, but underneath it all is a beautifully humane, sweet and intelligent movie that knows exactly what it is at every moment.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 3, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Arnold generally steers clear of cinematic melodrama, and Jarvis infuses the entire film with the sort of kinetic spirit that heralds a new talent.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The result was remarkable, but the story of it, while true to the moment, needed — ironically — much more dynamism.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 15, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Just when we thought Quentin Tarantino had shown us all the cojones he has, in rides Django Unchained.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 20, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Laudable as its world-building is, the film drags not just in its interminable middle hour, but also during the redundant monster-on-mechawarrior smackdowns.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 11, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Travolta’s face looks immobile, while Plummer and Jennifer Ehle, as Cutter’s estranged, strung-out wife, look out of place. Sheridan (“The Tree of Life”), though, does seems comfortable in a movie where the colors blur sloppily.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Though a notch below "Royale," Skyfall follows that reboot's lead, making a now 50-year-old icon as cool as when he began.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 22, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Warm memories of one school under a groove and a moving ending that no screenwriter could improve upon.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 23, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Lars von Trier's end-of-days drama Melancholia feels as if it's something from another world...but even by his standards this remote yet lovely funereal dirge is in its own orbit.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 10, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
This stately chiller owes a lot to 1960s British flicks like "The Innocents" and "The Haunting," but unfortunately heads towards cliches with every step.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 16, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
As in "Purple Rose," the film works best when tweaking the disparate worlds thrown together, though "Midnight" is frothier, and so Wilson shines.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 20, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
If a documentary can be both alarming and oddly reassuring, it's the gripping splash of cold cinematic water Racing Extinction.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 25, 2015
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- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
This quiet drama is not for everyone. It may not even be for fans of Hungarian auteur Bela Tarr, whose spare, naturalistic films can be, well, trying. (The director has said that "Horse" will be his final film.)- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 9, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Like a worst-case-scenario, indie-movie cliché, Wendy and Lucy throws every bone it can at the screen.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Who let an unfunny, irritatingly acted two-hour commercial for Google onto multiplex screens?- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 6, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
This macabre-yet-moving Argentinian drama from director Juan Jose Campanella is nuanced and full of intelligence and emotion; just when you think you have a bead on it, it gently swerves into richer places.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Sadly suffers from more than a dollop of boredom. Like the ornate dollhouse that plays a part, "Arrietty" is lovely and well-appointed, but filled with only what you bring to it.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 16, 2012
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 28, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Filled with striking images and the ghosts of lives lived in hardship and war, Incendies is tough but impactful.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 22, 2011
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