For 1,351 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 27% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Joe Neumaier's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 49
Highest review score: 100 Radio Unnameable
Lowest review score: 0 The Fourth Kind
Score distribution:
1351 movie reviews
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    As narrated by Mickey Rourke and with appearances from Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lou Ferrigno, the movie captures the men who mix “sports, entertainment, art and a way of life” — as the former Governator describes body sculpting. It’s their honesty that looms large.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    It's strange to call a film with so much nudity and simulated sex "old-fashioned," but The Sessions nicely bridges that gulf.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    There are big special effects, of course, but refreshingly, this third (and final?) movie in the franchise is like a pleasant stroll through familiar halls.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Without giving anything away, much of the excruciatingly teased-out tension here echoes the first movie without upping the ante.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Kekilli sensitively portrays Umay's conflicted despair, and the relationship with her son is beautifully rendered.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Almodovar makes some missteps in his icky mélange of melodrama and mischief, but the end result is playfully devious.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Martin starts at the outrageous accent and spins out from there, and that's fine for this. And there are a few snicker-worthy scenes.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    To use carnival lingo: Thrilling? Not quite; since Levi's film has no clear goal for Stan to reach. Spectacular? Truth be told, those skeptical of Stan's abilities may still walk out as nonbelievers. Fascinating? Absolutely, because if you take time to listen, everyone's life is a three-ring circus.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    This rather elegant movie, like a bold new 'do, is both not what you'd expect and exactly what you feared.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Filmed — patiently, beautifully — over that same length of time, the film’s day-to-day aches are quiet and lovingly rendered.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Eisenberg - seemingly in every other movie nowadays - gives his best performance since 2005's "The Squid and the Whale" in a film that dramatizes a fascinating New York story.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Director Jon S. Baird lets Welsh’s language fill up the room, even when it’s a wee bit hard to fathom.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The cast is uniformly appealing in out-of-left-field ways, but writer-director Brooks Branch lets the story amble lazily, which -- like Gabriel and almost every character like him you've ever seen -- gets a little tiring.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    This thought-provoking but overlong doc wins points for being all-inclusive.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    While Lucky Them may not be a classic, the actors at least find a cool groove.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Best of all, we take a trip back to Depression-era New York and grasp its resonance more than 80 years later. Delicious.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Every performer is tough and charismatic, especially Honglei Sun, who, as Jamukha, gives so many neck-cracks, guttural howls and conspiratorial smiles he's like a Chinese Marlon Brando.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Harrelson though, is in every scene, and seeing him burn up Rampart is positively arresting.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    “Natural” perfectly describes Nolte’s performance, too. With his growly voice and bear-like aura, he might be dismissed as a walking sight gag, but don’t let that fool you. Nolte’s way with a joke is nimble, and his delivery is spot-on.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Despite the ominous feel, this is a mystery about losing or gaining lives and unknown detours.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Hey, Michael: It's the robots, stupid. Despite all the mechanical mayhem, none of the Transformers stand out.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Kline, who has done a lot of chewy character roles after several stage ­triumphs, is as sly and leonine as ever. His performance here obliterates that phony accent he used in "French Kiss."
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    This exquisitely acted, genuinely creepy minimalist drama does spin its wheels a bit before a cool conclusion. But the movie has a spark of creativity not seen in “Chappie” or “Eva,” two of the recent robots-among-us flicks.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    If one performance could tilt a movie the direction it needs to go, John C. Reilly's expertly left-of-center turn in Terri is it.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    It’s never laugh-out-loud funny or inside-track smart, but in a summer full of bombastic failures, a lack of pretense is enough.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Like a dime-store holiday card, this Christmas Carol is well-crafted but artless, detailed but lacking soul.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Despite some tough-to-take moments, this challenging, smart movie is worth the trip.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Grace, especially, gives a turn that could be a twerpy cousin to Tom Cruise's character in "Magnolia"; Fischer's dead-eyed responses to this Mensa-member/player who think he's book jacket-hot are priceless.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    No one conveys late-life elegy and cool intellectual cunning like Langella.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    A racial melodrama that, until it stumbles into obvious and maudlin territory, is a thoughtful work thanks to Octavia Spencer, Anthony Mackie and especially Kevin Costner.

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