Joe Neumaier
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27% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
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| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- Joe Neumaier
As narrated by Mickey Rourke and with appearances from Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lou Ferrigno, the movie captures the men who mix “sports, entertainment, art and a way of life” — as the former Governator describes body sculpting. It’s their honesty that looms large.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
It's strange to call a film with so much nudity and simulated sex "old-fashioned," but The Sessions nicely bridges that gulf.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 18, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
There are big special effects, of course, but refreshingly, this third (and final?) movie in the franchise is like a pleasant stroll through familiar halls.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 17, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Without giving anything away, much of the excruciatingly teased-out tension here echoes the first movie without upping the ante.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 21, 2010
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- Joe Neumaier
Kekilli sensitively portrays Umay's conflicted despair, and the relationship with her son is beautifully rendered.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 28, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Almodovar makes some missteps in his icky mélange of melodrama and mischief, but the end result is playfully devious.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 14, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Martin starts at the outrageous accent and spins out from there, and that's fine for this. And there are a few snicker-worthy scenes.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
To use carnival lingo: Thrilling? Not quite; since Levi's film has no clear goal for Stan to reach. Spectacular? Truth be told, those skeptical of Stan's abilities may still walk out as nonbelievers. Fascinating? Absolutely, because if you take time to listen, everyone's life is a three-ring circus.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 28, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
This rather elegant movie, like a bold new 'do, is both not what you'd expect and exactly what you feared.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 11, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Filmed — patiently, beautifully — over that same length of time, the film’s day-to-day aches are quiet and lovingly rendered.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 21, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Eisenberg - seemingly in every other movie nowadays - gives his best performance since 2005's "The Squid and the Whale" in a film that dramatizes a fascinating New York story.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Jon S. Baird lets Welsh’s language fill up the room, even when it’s a wee bit hard to fathom.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 29, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The cast is uniformly appealing in out-of-left-field ways, but writer-director Brooks Branch lets the story amble lazily, which -- like Gabriel and almost every character like him you've ever seen -- gets a little tiring.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
This thought-provoking but overlong doc wins points for being all-inclusive.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 19, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
While Lucky Them may not be a classic, the actors at least find a cool groove.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 29, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Best of all, we take a trip back to Depression-era New York and grasp its resonance more than 80 years later. Delicious.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Every performer is tough and charismatic, especially Honglei Sun, who, as Jamukha, gives so many neck-cracks, guttural howls and conspiratorial smiles he's like a Chinese Marlon Brando.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Harrelson though, is in every scene, and seeing him burn up Rampart is positively arresting.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 22, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
“Natural” perfectly describes Nolte’s performance, too. With his growly voice and bear-like aura, he might be dismissed as a walking sight gag, but don’t let that fool you. Nolte’s way with a joke is nimble, and his delivery is spot-on.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 3, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Despite the ominous feel, this is a mystery about losing or gaining lives and unknown detours.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 11, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Hey, Michael: It's the robots, stupid. Despite all the mechanical mayhem, none of the Transformers stand out.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Kline, who has done a lot of chewy character roles after several stage triumphs, is as sly and leonine as ever. His performance here obliterates that phony accent he used in "French Kiss."- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 1, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
This exquisitely acted, genuinely creepy minimalist drama does spin its wheels a bit before a cool conclusion. But the movie has a spark of creativity not seen in “Chappie” or “Eva,” two of the recent robots-among-us flicks.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
If one performance could tilt a movie the direction it needs to go, John C. Reilly's expertly left-of-center turn in Terri is it.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 1, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
It’s never laugh-out-loud funny or inside-track smart, but in a summer full of bombastic failures, a lack of pretense is enough.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Like a dime-store holiday card, this Christmas Carol is well-crafted but artless, detailed but lacking soul.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Despite some tough-to-take moments, this challenging, smart movie is worth the trip.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 26, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Grace, especially, gives a turn that could be a twerpy cousin to Tom Cruise's character in "Magnolia"; Fischer's dead-eyed responses to this Mensa-member/player who think he's book jacket-hot are priceless.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 26, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
No one conveys late-life elegy and cool intellectual cunning like Langella.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 16, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
A racial melodrama that, until it stumbles into obvious and maudlin territory, is a thoughtful work thanks to Octavia Spencer, Anthony Mackie and especially Kevin Costner.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 29, 2015
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