Joe Neumaier
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27% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
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| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- Joe Neumaier
This bold movie may sound like a stunt, but it’s so much more than that. Linklater is an effortless, genial auteur, and his passions are woven through “Dazed and Confused,” “School of Rock” and the “Before Sunrise” trilogy. Here, his mellow groove becomes an everyday rhythm.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 30, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Affleck is playing someone split down the middle, but we're stuck seeing only one side of him.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 27, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
If director Rob Reiner’s AARP-aimed comedy stumbles on several fronts, at least it provides a stage for some seasoned pros to strut their stuff.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 25, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Stone, last seen in “The Amazing Spider-Man 2,” is served best. Gliding through the film in sailor-girl outfits that evoke film stars of the 1920s, Stone’s big kewpie eyes and long-limbed gamine appeal fit in this era of silent films.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 24, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
One problem with “Wish” is that Braff tries to cram so much into it, no scene ever exists for its own sake, to establish rhythm or help us know these characters outside of the ongoing family crises.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 17, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Cahill, who did the equally heady, intriguing drama “Another Earth” (2011), keeps the tone consistent. He makes certain his cast walks a savvy tightrope, keeping things taut.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 17, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The modern stuff is undeniably fawning. But given the eye-popping visuals, you understand the enthusiasm. Especially if you left your heart, and thousands of dollars in quarters, in an arcade.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 17, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Monument Valley makes an appearance, and there are soulful moments of slow motion. There’s enough heart here to make up for whatever first-timer miscalculations ride along too.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 10, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie’s ennui feels like so much posing, and the Bret Easton Ellis-lite characters are monotone. It’s rich in effort, but it all comes to diminishing returns.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 10, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 10, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The irony is that Ebert famously lost his actual voice. Yet as the extraordinary documentary Life Itself shows, that couldn’t quiet one of America’s most beloved critics and cultural commentators.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 2, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The fact that it stars the extremely funny Melissa McCarthy is both its saving grace and incredibly frustrating.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 1, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The film features plenty of elements that seem familiar from previous cinematic dystopian visions — class warfare, decrepit living, a feeling of terminal velocity — yet you can’t help but admire director Bong Joon-ho’s high-wire act.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 28, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Filled with horrific but colorful anecdotes, director Joe Berlinger’s incisive look at the mobster life of Boston career criminal and FBI informant “Whitey” Bulger is essential viewing for fans of lurid, true underworld tales.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 26, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Melancholy, often muddled documentary.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 26, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
This mellow chronicle of Nat Hentoff is like a tour through New York’s past.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 26, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
If you're not an 11-year-old boy, or a grown-up in the mood to feel like one, the endless "wow!-that-car-is-now-a-deep-voiced-robot" scenes lack thrill. In fact, the action scenes, as in the previous films, are downright headache-inducing.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 26, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The actors make the raucousness feel as easy as the cinematic couples therapy.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 19, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Polanski views things so mischievously that the naughtiness is neutered long before sniveling Thomas is tied to a pole. He’s a captive not only to Vanda, but also to all the dull, reductive mind games.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 19, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The laughs are what keep the film together, even when the conceit feels been-there-done-that.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 12, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Hellion is a glimpse into rural American childhood that’s both tense and melancholy.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 12, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
This insightful doc from director Andrew Rossi addresses topics that get more polarizing each year: the high cost of college, the factors that dictate who’s educated in this country and the culture that surrounds those decisions.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 12, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Laughter may be the best medicine, but in Obvious Child, it’s also a helluva cure for dealing with a serious topic.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 5, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
This sometimes-taut little thriller is sullied by its unnecessary masquerade as a documentary presented by HBO’s gonzo news show “Vice.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 5, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
This sweet, offhanded but lovingly observed remembrance is a real kick. It takes us back to the way things used to be, especially for 13-year-old guys, and specifically in the arcade rooms of 1985, filled with upright video games with glowing screens and big-haired girls in neon.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 5, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Friends of Shep discuss his often unorthodox business sense, especially in the music biz, as well as his general decency. The guy’s tale is full of funny anecdotes and celeb privilege, but short on pretension.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 5, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The layered, tuned-in adaptation by Michael H. Weber and Scott Neustadter avoids calculated sentiment.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 5, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
While Lucky Them may not be a classic, the actors at least find a cool groove.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 29, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Jon S. Baird lets Welsh’s language fill up the room, even when it’s a wee bit hard to fathom.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 29, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Angelina Jolie is so wickedly enchanting in the magical, magnificent Maleficent, you may not notice how transporting this female-driven blockbuster really is.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 29, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted May 22, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Words and Pictures doesn’t get the dunce-cap award, but it does lose points for feeling phony and contrived — especially during the moments when it appears overly proud of what it is.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 22, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie sometimes has the feel of an Olympic sprinter running in place. There’s so much energy expended to get to one spot. Constant searches beget more searches. It all gets exhausting.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 22, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The strength of Gray’s movie lies in showing the connection between people in a place without rules.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 17, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Those who only know Chiwetel Ejiofor from his quietly powerful work in the Best Picture-winning “12 Years a Slave” should see him here — to experience his range.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 15, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Despite a few fiery breaths, there’s mostly hot air from a lot of serious actors slumming it.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 15, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The Double belongs to a very specific club. If you’re on its wavelength, it’s a dive into quirky, murky fun. But even if you are, this oddball offering is vague and slippery, a calmer brother to “Brazil” or Orson Welles’ Kafka tale “The Trial.”- New York Daily News
- Posted May 8, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted May 8, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Scenes of Favreau at the grill bantering with Leguizamo and Cannavale could almost sustain an entire movie.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 8, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Neighbors stakes its claim in suburban-property cliches. Given the dull, stale results, maybe the end of the world was a better fit.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 8, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Ida is photographed in gorgeous black-and-white cinematography. A deep focus allows every corner of the simple, serene compositions to be seen clearly. The economy of story and dialogue extends to the running time — at barely 90 minutes, the movie feels full, yet free of excess.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 1, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
There are some nice moments of camaraderie, as Feldman and Imperioli do their laid-back thing and Fisher is feisty and warmhearted. Still, the let’s-all-talk-at-once actorliness wears thin. It’s just not worth the mood swings.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 1, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
This engrossing documentary winds up being about nothing less than making one of Shakespeare’s greatest works come alive through hard work — and the spark that happens within an acting company.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 1, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
There are two types of superhero movies: the ones that brood and the ones that swing. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is proudly the latter, filled with high-energy action.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 27, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Saulnier accomplishes something rare here. He has an ability to convey depth of feeling and ominousness without tricks or even musical cues.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 24, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The film is put together too choppily to appreciate the bounce-off-walls athleticism of parkour. That’s a shame, since “District 13” star Belle is known as a founder of the sport.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 24, 2014
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- Posted Apr 17, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
A movie that’s of two minds. It’s well-grounded, but also over the top. It’s a man-vs.-machine epic and also an intimate drama. It’s quirky-smart yet sci-fi silly. And it winds up being half as good as it could be.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 16, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
This heavy-handed movie is simply a sermon its makers think we all should hear.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 16, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
When the grade-school kids are Israelis and Palestinians, the initially reluctant, moving duets they finally perform make you feel like, yes, dancing.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The great David Strathairn can make any film watchable, but even he can’t save this dry dramatic thriller.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
This kind of thing requires a velvet touch, though director Stanley M. Brooks hits only hammer-heavy notes.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Joe and director David Gordon Green find a middle ground between the old, vulnerable Cage and the one that seemed to eat that other guy. Good to have him back.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Here we go again. Danish director Lars von Trier has pumped out Nymphomaniac: Vol II just a few weeks after “Vol. I” came out. And the results are the same: zero stars.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 3, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
It’s all too much. Frankie & Alice has multiple problems it can’t get past.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 3, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 3, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 3, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Parents, take note: For all its heart, this is a tougher, more morally complex movie than its predecessors. Young kids carrying their miniversions of Cap’s famous shield may be in for a jolt.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 1, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Noah, Darren Aronofsky’s often ludicrous, occasionally thoughtful epic, puts theology front-and-center, and doubles down on its blockbuster ingredients — like adding huge rock monsters with glowing eyes.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 27, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
For all the obviousness on the surface, and despite some forced last-act havoc, Breathe In works like a piece of chamber music. It goes up to the edge of emotion, circles it, then backs away. But the notes not hit seem as powerful as the ones that are.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 27, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 27, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 27, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
This time the movie really is — as the old theme song promises — sensational, celebrational and Muppetational.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 20, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Fine actors are let down by a comatose script and wayward direction in this retro crime drama.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 20, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 20, 2014
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