For 1,351 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 27% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Joe Neumaier's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 49
Highest review score: 100 Radio Unnameable
Lowest review score: 0 The Fourth Kind
Score distribution:
1351 movie reviews
    • 100 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Neumaier
    This bold movie may sound like a stunt, but it’s so much more than that. Linklater is an effortless, genial auteur, and his passions are woven through “Dazed and Confused,” “School of Rock” and the “Before Sunrise” trilogy. Here, his mellow groove becomes an everyday rhythm.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Affleck is playing someone split down the middle, but we're stuck seeing only one side of him.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    If director Rob Reiner’s AARP-aimed comedy stumbles on several fronts, at least it provides a stage for some seasoned pros to strut their stuff.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Stone, last seen in “The Amazing Spider-Man 2,” is served best. Gliding through the film in sailor-girl outfits that evoke film stars of the 1920s, Stone’s big kewpie eyes and long-limbed gamine appeal fit in this era of silent films.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    One problem with “Wish” is that Braff tries to cram so much into it, no scene ever exists for its own sake, to establish rhythm or help us know these characters outside of the ongoing family crises.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Cahill, who did the equally heady, intriguing drama “Another Earth” (2011), keeps the tone consistent. He makes certain his cast walks a savvy tightrope, keeping things taut.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The modern stuff is undeniably fawning. But given the eye-popping visuals, you understand the enthusiasm. Especially if you left your heart, and thousands of dollars in quarters, in an arcade.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Monument Valley makes an appearance, and there are soulful moments of slow motion. There’s enough heart here to make up for whatever first-timer miscalculations ride along too.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    The movie’s ennui feels like so much posing, and the Bret Easton Ellis-lite characters are monotone. It’s rich in effort, but it all comes to diminishing returns.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Neumaier
    Dawn of the Planet of the Apes is awe-inspiring.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Neumaier
    The irony is that Ebert famously lost his actual voice. Yet as the extraordinary documentary Life Itself shows, that couldn’t quiet one of America’s most beloved critics and cultural commentators.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The fact that it stars the extremely funny Melissa McCarthy is both its saving grace and incredibly frustrating.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The film features plenty of elements that seem familiar from previous cinematic dystopian visions — class warfare, decrepit living, a feeling of terminal velocity — yet you can’t help but admire director Bong Joon-ho’s high-wire act.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Filled with horrific but colorful anecdotes, director Joe Berlinger’s incisive look at the mobster life of Boston career criminal and FBI informant “Whitey” Bulger is essential viewing for fans of lurid, true underworld tales.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Melancholy, often muddled documentary.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    This mellow chronicle of Nat Hentoff is like a tour through New York’s past.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    If you're not an 11-year-old boy, or a grown-up in the mood to feel like one, the endless "wow!-that-car-is-now-a-deep-voiced-robot" scenes lack thrill. In fact, the action scenes, as in the previous films, are downright headache-inducing.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The actors make the raucousness feel as easy as the cinematic couples therapy.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Polanski views things so mischievously that the naughtiness is neutered long before sniveling Thomas is tied to a pole. He’s a captive not only to Vanda, but also to all the dull, reductive mind games.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The laughs are what keep the film together, even when the conceit feels been-there-done-that.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Hellion is a glimpse into rural American childhood that’s both tense and melancholy.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    This insightful doc from director Andrew Rossi addresses topics that get more polarizing each year: the high cost of college, the factors that dictate who’s educated in this country and the culture that surrounds those decisions.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Laughter may be the best medicine, but in Obvious Child, it’s also a helluva cure for dealing with a serious topic.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This sometimes-taut little thriller is sullied by its unnecessary masquerade as a documentary presented by HBO’s gonzo news show “Vice.”
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    This sweet, offhanded but lovingly observed remembrance is a real kick. It takes us back to the way things used to be, especially for 13-year-old guys, and specifically in the arcade rooms of 1985, filled with upright video games with glowing screens and big-haired girls in neon.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Friends of Shep discuss his often unorthodox business sense, especially in the music biz, as well as his general decency. The guy’s tale is full of funny anecdotes and celeb privilege, but short on pretension.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    The layered, tuned-in adaptation by Michael H. Weber and Scott Neustadter avoids calculated sentiment.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    While Lucky Them may not be a classic, the actors at least find a cool groove.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Director Jon S. Baird lets Welsh’s language fill up the room, even when it’s a wee bit hard to fathom.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Angelina Jolie is so wickedly enchanting in the magical, magnificent Maleficent, you may not notice how transporting this female-driven blockbuster really is.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Jodorowsky turns his own youth into an odd, hypnotic mishmash.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Words and Pictures doesn’t get the dunce-cap award, but it does lose points for feeling phony and contrived — especially during the moments when it appears overly proud of what it is.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The movie sometimes has the feel of an Olympic sprinter running in place. There’s so much energy expended to get to one spot. Constant searches beget more searches. It all gets exhausting.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    The strength of Gray’s movie lies in showing the connection between people in a place without rules.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Those who only know Chiwetel Ejiofor from his quietly powerful work in the Best Picture-winning “12 Years a Slave” should see him here — to experience his range.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Despite a few fiery breaths, there’s mostly hot air from a lot of serious actors slumming it.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The Double belongs to a very specific club. If you’re on its wavelength, it’s a dive into quirky, murky fun. But even if you are, this oddball offering is vague and slippery, a calmer brother to “Brazil” or Orson Welles’ Kafka tale “The Trial.”
    • 51 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Gritty, funny, rich adaptation of a Pete Dexter novel.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Scenes of Favreau at the grill bantering with Leguizamo and Cannavale could almost sustain an entire movie.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Neighbors stakes its claim in suburban-property cliches. Given the dull, stale results, maybe the end of the world was a better fit.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Ida
    Ida is photographed in gorgeous black-and-white cinematography. A deep focus allows every corner of the simple, serene compositions to be seen clearly. The economy of story and dialogue extends to the running time — at barely 90 minutes, the movie feels full, yet free of excess.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    There are some nice moments of camaraderie, as Feldman and Imperioli do their laid-back thing and Fisher is feisty and warmhearted. Still, the let’s-all-talk-at-once actorliness wears thin. It’s just not worth the mood swings.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    This engrossing documentary winds up being about nothing less than making one of Shakespeare’s greatest works come alive through hard work — and the spark that happens within an acting company.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    There are two types of superhero movies: the ones that brood and the ones that swing. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is proudly the latter, filled with high-energy action.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Saulnier accomplishes something rare here. He has an ability to convey depth of feeling and ominousness without tricks or even musical cues.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    The film is put together too choppily to appreciate the bounce-off-walls athleticism of parkour. That’s a shame, since “District 13” star Belle is known as a founder of the sport.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    For all its shortcomings, “Gigolo” knows when to turn on the charm.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    A movie that’s of two minds. It’s well-grounded, but also over the top. It’s a man-vs.-machine epic and also an intimate drama. It’s quirky-smart yet sci-fi silly. And it winds up being half as good as it could be.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This heavy-handed movie is simply a sermon its makers think we all should hear.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    When the grade-school kids are Israelis and Palestinians, the initially reluctant, moving duets they finally perform make you feel like, yes, dancing.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The great David Strathairn can make any film watchable, but even he can’t save this dry dramatic thriller.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The movie covers all the bases, but doesn’t advance the story.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    This kind of thing requires a velvet touch, though director Stanley M. Brooks hits only hammer-heavy notes.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    The result: a dangerously cracked creep flick.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Joe
    Joe and director David Gordon Green find a middle ground between the old, vulnerable Cage and the one that seemed to eat that other guy. Good to have him back.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Neumaier
    Here we go again. Danish director Lars von Trier has pumped out Nymphomaniac: Vol II just a few weeks after “Vol. I” came out. And the results are the same: zero stars.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    It’s all too much. Frankie & Alice has multiple problems it can’t get past.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    There’s atmosphere here, but nothing else.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Intoxicating, and at times maddening, to watch.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Parents, take note: For all its heart, this is a tougher, more morally complex movie than its predecessors. Young kids carrying their miniversions of Cap’s famous shield may be in for a jolt.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Noah, Darren Aronofsky’s often ludicrous, occasionally thoughtful epic, puts theology front-and-center, and doubles down on its blockbuster ingredients — like adding huge rock monsters with glowing eyes.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    For all the obviousness on the surface, and despite some forced last-act havoc, Breathe In works like a piece of chamber music. It goes up to the edge of emotion, circles it, then backs away. But the notes not hit seem as powerful as the ones that are.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    The problem with this hyper-verbal comedy is in the title.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    For better or worse, the blood and bone-crunching remains most prominent.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    This time the movie really is — as the old theme song promises — sensational, celebrational and Muppetational.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Fine actors are let down by a comatose script and wayward direction in this retro crime drama.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The movie winds up being a real standup flick, if you know what I mean.

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