For 1,351 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 27% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Joe Neumaier's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 49
Highest review score: 100 Radio Unnameable
Lowest review score: 0 The Fourth Kind
Score distribution:
1351 movie reviews
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The movie itself is an intriguing but ultimately unspecial Feds-vs.-hoods drama. But as the sinister, snakelike South Boston criminal Whitey Bulger, Depp delivers.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    This beautifully observed drama creates an intimate feel and gently observed moments of connection and angst. Then things move forward with almost too heavy of a heart.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The success here is mostly due to nuanced performances and an appreciation for what these kinds of films require.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Unfortunately, there’s a more potent power present here: dullness.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    “Natural” perfectly describes Nolte’s performance, too. With his growly voice and bear-like aura, he might be dismissed as a walking sight gag, but don’t let that fool you. Nolte’s way with a joke is nimble, and his delivery is spot-on.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    It’s rare when a psychological drama gets us into a character’s head without tricks or a voiceover. This drama from Alex Ross Perry burrows so deep that it’s scary.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Jason Schwartzman does the full Bill Murray in 7 Chinese Brothers.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    There’s no fleeing the clunkiness in No Escape.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The cool cast includes casual drop-ins from Sam Rockwell, Melanie Lynskey and Sam Elliott. The actors give off the feeling that we’ve wandered into the middle of a conversation among friends. This being a Swanberg movie, that’s kind of what is happening, complete with tiny epiphanies and people you want to hear keep talking.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Those who came of age during Knievel’s rise, rise and fall will enjoy the fun moments. But this family-sanctioned film comes up short in terms of objectivity.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Director Juan Feldman trusts his actors to charm us, which they do — up to a point. But there’s only so much that can be wrung out of this spinster-meets-exotic stud, “Summertime”-lite affair.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    A terrific, quirky New York-set character piece.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    This stoners-meet-government-assassins mashup is as meandering and paranoid as a guy toking up in front of City Hall. Sometimes that’s amusing, but most of the time it’s tiring.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The story here, like a lot of bar bands, goes loud to cover up mediocrity. When Streep sings, though, so does the film.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    A work of words as lovely as “The Prophet” deserves a better artistic interpretation than this animated venture, which consists mostly of pedestrian, ’70s-quality visuals.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    This terrific, full-meal chronicle of the men and their mouths lets us hear from them not only during debates, but also in subsequent interviews, memoirs and articles.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    After a while, Vacation starts to reek like a car when the kids have their shoes off. Really, though, that stench is a studio digging through its old titles, trying to find something fresh to remake.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    If you’re searching for smart, soulful teen entertainment, you can start looking inside Paper Towns.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    When boxing cliches work, they can deliver a knockout. When they don’t, as in Southpaw, we get just punch-drunk.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Some segments are too long, but Famous Nathan contains a unique flavor that history-loving New Yorkers should relish.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Stories about mythic figures at the end of their days are compelling — but they still need some zing. That’s what Mr. Holmes is missing.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Because of his easygoing comedy persona, Rudd is a perfect choice — and another example of Marvel’s savvy casting. He never takes anything too seriously, but he seems invested in the emotional side of the story.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    It may not be one of his finest roles or one of his more memorable films. But in its own way, Boulevard may be one that says the most about him.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    There’s politics involved, along with personal stories, extraordinary tense standoffs and down-and-dirty drug business.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    There are parts of “Escape From New York,” “Air Force One,” “Cliffhanger” and countless Luc Besson movies strewn about. Big Game doesn’t stomp on their memory, but like an overenthusiastic fan, it does smother them with amateurish zeal.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Director Andrea Di Stefano’s filmmaking debut has a spotty sense of urgency, but we get to know neither Nick nor Escobar, so both the innocence and the fiery threat lack impact.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Saldana has a harder lift, as Maggie is striving for something better yet has to often be reactive. In scenes with the adorable Wolodarsky and Aufderheide, she listens and acts intently. But there are too many times when she’s forced to just look worried. Still, Saldana, like so many things in Forbes’ likable but tricky film, does her best in a tough situation.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Most of the young men interviewed by Berg will be seen, and heard, by many audiences for the first time. Their voices are hard to forget.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    High art swings sort of low in this watchable but thematically repetitive drama.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Spy
    The moments when Spy falls apart are when the film fancies itself the real thing. The times when it works are due to its leading lady.

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