Joe Neumaier
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.4 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
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| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- Joe Neumaier
Occasionally stumbles into charm but more often is just wayward and hazy. It makes you hungry for a real movie from writer-director Jonathan Levine.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Can’t-look-away stuff, though it’s tough to believe your eyes and ears.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
A fascinating and informative, if sometimes stodgy, documentary about the most secret wing of Israel's anti-espionage unit.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 29, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Amid all the hokey hill stuff, Lawrence's hard eyes and manner draw us in.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Intimate and intellectual, the film — with a title taken from J.D. Salinger — focuses on the type of person you pass on the street, see in a coffee shop or sit next to on the subway who makes you wonder what life he’s led. One full of melody and muse, it turns out.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 12, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Falls short of being revelatory, yet has a mysterious, sturdy power that grows on you.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 15, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
The result is a film almost too reliant on its players to push it through.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Like the last gift buried under singing Billy Bass fish, dancing Coke cans, joke books and mounds of wrapping paper, there's a glimmer of fun in Four Christmases that almost gets vacuumed up with the tinsel.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Sadly, the film gets mired in traditionalism, something the man himself always railed against. But worth a look for seeing intellectual bravery (still) at work.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 7, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Director John Scheinfeld's film, utilizing interviews with friends and collaborators, hits a high note on Nilsson's friendship with Ringo Starr and his fear of stage performance.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Winds up feeling like a form of emotional tourism. The images recall Terrence Malick, but the film fills "atmosphere" into dry narrative holes where a story should reside.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 28, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Like a more personal, less pretentious version of Alejandro González Iñárritu's "Babel," this spiraling dissection of circumstance, choice and fate is more about thoroughness of vision than tricky storytelling.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Samuel Maoz's gripping you-are-there feel does for tanks what "Das Boot" did for submarines, and that chokehold only gets tighter as this taut drama about the 1982 Israeli-Lebanese war goes on.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
There’s visual poetry here and haunted performances from Mezzogiorno and Timi -- who plays two roles, and is especially gripping as Dalser’s grown son.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Even after experiencing the film, what they've gone through - and how they deal with it - deliberately remains a mystery.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
High art swings sort of low in this watchable but thematically repetitive drama.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 11, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Lee Chang-dong's soulful, affecting film is as quiet as a tomb and has a disturbing, critical underside that's hard to shake off.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 25, 2010
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- Joe Neumaier
Haneke's superb cast provide beautifully measured hints at the disconnect between the ribbon's symbolism and the entire town's unspoken atrocities.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The film features plenty of elements that seem familiar from previous cinematic dystopian visions — class warfare, decrepit living, a feeling of terminal velocity — yet you can’t help but admire director Bong Joon-ho’s high-wire act.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 28, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Wiseman films it all without comment, letting the rhythm of the place tell the story.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 22, 2010
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- Joe Neumaier
Talk about style over substance: The sheer volume of musical, comic-strip and video-game influences, riffs and licks in "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" can get exhausting, but they also are what lift this romantic coming-of-age tale from this world to someplace totally ... else.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The poetry in The Place Beyond the Pines can be elusive, but also easy to get lost in.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 28, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie’s spell is solid, even if it doesn’t soar to the heights it could.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 8, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Avatar clears the hurdle in terms of being optical candy. Its story, though, is pure cheese.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The final result somehow undersells a man whose life and death were watershed moments in the gay rights movement.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Watching Ushio Shinohara and his wife Noriko make their art, we’re reminded of how much life is inside even the most abstract of pieces.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 16, 2013
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- Posted Apr 3, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Filmmakers Tia Lessin and Carl Deal utilize the footage Kim and Scott Roberts had taken throughout the disaster, showing how residents suffered, survived and came together to help when official assistance let them down.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
A thoughtful drama about guys who have a moment in the big time before returning home to an odd reflected glory.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Aiming for lightness but landing with a thud, Frances Ha is a well-meaning blunder. Director Noah Baumbach’s ode to Brooklyn twentysomething life is a flibbertigibbet fable that, like a self-absorbed flirt you meet at a party, grates on the nerves despite being easy on the eyes.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 16, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Michael Starrbury’s astute script draws us in slowly, depicting the realities of Mister and Pete’s lives in progressive reveals.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 11, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Has moments of honesty, but more often the barren landscape - both outside and inside - drains the emotions out of the film.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Snitch is like watching an elephant on ice: inelegant, but you admire the effort.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 21, 2013
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- Posted Apr 4, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Acclaimed director Nuri Bilge Ceylan's meditative, at times maddening expression of human mystery and barren landscapes is gorgeous to look at, intriguing to think about and, at times, hard to sit through.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 5, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
A pensive and searching drama that explores how deep into the national psyche these murders in the Katyn forest went.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The result was remarkable, but the story of it, while true to the moment, needed — ironically — much more dynamism.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 15, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Lars von Trier's end-of-days drama Melancholia feels as if it's something from another world...but even by his standards this remote yet lovely funereal dirge is in its own orbit.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 10, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
This stately chiller owes a lot to 1960s British flicks like "The Innocents" and "The Haunting," but unfortunately heads towards cliches with every step.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 16, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
This quiet drama is not for everyone. It may not even be for fans of Hungarian auteur Bela Tarr, whose spare, naturalistic films can be, well, trying. (The director has said that "Horse" will be his final film.)- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 9, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Sadly suffers from more than a dollop of boredom. Like the ornate dollhouse that plays a part, "Arrietty" is lovely and well-appointed, but filled with only what you bring to it.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 16, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
What Room 237 is really about is how movies inspire passion. Which is a great thing, even if it comes out in wack-job ways.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 30, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Fans of Dario Argento and Mario Bava will appreciate the references. Even for newcomers, there are minor chords to enjoy. If only there were less screaming.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 14, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Kiyoshi Kurosawa is better known for horror films; this is a movie where the horror is internalized, and hideously truthful.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Though it’s more testimonial exhibit than movie, “Unjust” remains a crucial document.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 6, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Certainly, the West Memphis 3 deserve more chances to detail how the justice system went nightmarishly awry. But take this as ultimately more personal journal than investigation.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 26, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
His years of success aren't as gripping as Kapadia, and Senna's legend, would have us believe. He had no demons besides fame, and no hurdles besides a recklessness that went with the territory.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 12, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
It's strange to call a film with so much nudity and simulated sex "old-fashioned," but The Sessions nicely bridges that gulf.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 18, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
If you're looking for an incisive portrait of self-generated stardom, you won't do better than this.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The actor (Garcia), whose banked anger has been a secret weapon since "The Untouchables" 25 years ago, paints a fascinating portrait of a man moved by fate.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 31, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Scott Thomas breathes more emotion into Juliette's affectless, haunted demeanor than most actors do with pages of dialogue.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Boasting perhaps the most bored-sounding voice-over ever, this unexceptional drama imagines itself - much as its young heroine does - to be far more noteworthy than it actually is.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 24, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Though diligently paced and sharp to look at, the mysteries inside Mother are, finally, bloodless.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Hey, Michael: It's the robots, stupid. Despite all the mechanical mayhem, none of the Transformers stand out.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Enough Said doesn’t have the intimacy of Holofcener’s “Walking and Talking” or “Lovely & Amazing,” but it still cuts close the bone. Often so close we have to smile in self-defense.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
This beautifully observed drama creates an intimate feel and gently observed moments of connection and angst. Then things move forward with almost too heavy of a heart.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 10, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Saulnier accomplishes something rare here. He has an ability to convey depth of feeling and ominousness without tricks or even musical cues.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 24, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
This exquisitely acted, genuinely creepy minimalist drama does spin its wheels a bit before a cool conclusion. But the movie has a spark of creativity not seen in “Chappie” or “Eva,” two of the recent robots-among-us flicks.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Stories about mythic figures at the end of their days are compelling — but they still need some zing. That’s what Mr. Holmes is missing.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 16, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Fascinating and, when you see Afghan versions of Simon Cowell and Co. reacting to tryouts, a reminder of how fame and the thirst for it is the same in any language.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
An extraordinary morsel of a movie, and yes, you'll want sushi afterward. But it won't taste like Jiro's.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 9, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
It’s rare when a psychological drama gets us into a character’s head without tricks or a voiceover. This drama from Alex Ross Perry burrows so deep that it’s scary.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 26, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Andrew Dosunmu’s film is big-hearted and rich, frequently using slow motion to underscore an artful intimacy.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 13, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
This terrific, full-meal chronicle of the men and their mouths lets us hear from them not only during debates, but also in subsequent interviews, memoirs and articles.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 29, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Smith ("American Movie") sees the poetry in everyday people, and lets his rambling story find its own rhythm.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
His humor works best when it's throw-away, but "Zohan" throws everything up to get a yuck. It's a shock to see how many "yuck!" moments Sandler settles for.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Calvary is like a philosophical Agatha Christie mystery. That’s certainly not the worst thing to be. But it’s also the film’s undoing, because the reliance on specific genre cliches undermines the movie’s more serious intentions.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 2, 2014
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- Posted Oct 2, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Gandolfini scoops up another chance to show off the gentleness he left at home during six seasons of “The Sopranos.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 6, 2013
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- Posted Apr 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Adventureland has the structure of a Tilt-a-Whirl ride: It goes where you expect, and may fill you with dread.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
His story, like the current release "A Separation," shows a glimpse inside Iran of everyday reversals of fortune, and how easy it is to get caught in the crosshairs of bureaucracy, bad judgment and bad luck.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 5, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Australian director Cate Shortland’s straightforward approach to the blinders worn by Hitler Youth creates a disconcerting and eerie film, made even more memorable since it’s seen through the prism of childhood’s end.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 7, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
There’s politics involved, along with personal stories, extraordinary tense standoffs and down-and-dirty drug business.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 3, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
And always there’s Wojtowicz himself, who died in 2006. His patter and persona must be seen to be believed. This guy was a piece of work, and so is The Dog.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 7, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Without excessive emotion or drama, director Javier Fuentes-León's film - and Mercado's performance - gently captures the power of emotions whose silent rattle is even stronger than reality.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 27, 2010
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- Posted May 22, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
What's cool and always kicky is seeing a country's irreverent movie trash being treated with such, well, reverence.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Laughter may be the best medicine, but in Obvious Child, it’s also a helluva cure for dealing with a serious topic.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 5, 2014
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- Posted Dec 5, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Writer-director Julia Loktev sustains the tension for long, Antonioni-esque passages that portend something momentous. The film delivers in unexpected ways, and then ponders what it means.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 25, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Kidman is able to draw you in even as the movie's solemn, morbid obviousness wears you out.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 17, 2010
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- Joe Neumaier
Stripped of his former pretty-boy image, the Texas-born actor is snarly and gnarled, and understands what Nichols is aiming for. That’s crucial, as Mud needs something to stick to.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 25, 2013
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- Posted Aug 19, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
If Hitchcock had done a coming-of-age drama, it might have resembled this haunting, nervous, sad movie about an early twentysomething.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Thor: The Dark World may not be thunder from the movie gods, but it is — shock! — an entertaining journey into mystery, action and fun.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 6, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Jack Black adds new depths to his slippery comic persona in Bernie, a movie that may not ultimately add up to much, but which is filled with wonderfully odd details of weird Americana.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 27, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Carla Gugino has yet to find the right movie that clicks with her spunky outsider appeal, but The Mighty Macs, a gauzy, inspiring true-life drama about a girls' basketball team, at least gets her close and provides a lot of assists.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 21, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
The moments when Spy falls apart are when the film fancies itself the real thing. The times when it works are due to its leading lady.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 4, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Scott Teems' film is as quiet as untilled soil -- not always a good thing -- but Holbrook has a handle on where to dig.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie sometimes has the feel of an Olympic sprinter running in place. There’s so much energy expended to get to one spot. Constant searches beget more searches. It all gets exhausting.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 22, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The twists and turns involve a high-level assassination, corrupt cops, squint-inducing violence and plenty of fearlessness.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 29, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie grips us partly because Bakri’s performance is alternately casual and calculated.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 20, 2014
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