Joe Morgenstern

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For 2,688 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Joe Morgenstern's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 62
Highest review score: 100 Drive My Car
Lowest review score: 0 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Score distribution:
2688 movie reviews
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Morgenstern
    After seeing The Shack — after enduring, that is, its 132 minutes of blissed-out New Age religiosity — I’ve become a believer. I believe there is no role Octavia Spencer can’t play with convincing feeling and an impeccably straight face.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    The R-rating does represent truth in advertising, and it has conferred a kind of liberation on what strikes me, a violence-averse moviegoer at heart, as the best superhero film to come out of the comic-book world, and I’m not forgetting Tim Burton’s “Batman” or Christopher Nolan’s “The Dark Knight.”
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    Magical is not an oversize word for this exquisite film.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 Joe Morgenstern
    Get Out starts with a great title and a promising idea — a black man’s fear as he walks at night down a street in an affluent white suburb. Then it delivers on that promise with explosive brilliance.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Morgenstern
    The computer-generated monsters, like the film as a whole, are numbingly repetitive, and devoid of any power to move, scare or stir us.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Morgenstern
    A godawful gothic horror flick.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    An act of expiation, Land of Mine is honorable, harrowing and stirring.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Joe Morgenstern
    What’s unusual, and admirable, about the film is its close concern with colonialist machinations that make Seretse and Ruth the pawns of implacable power. What’s unfortunate is that Ms. Asante’s direction and Mr. Hibbert’s script aren’t up to the dramatic task; the pace grows slower as the couple’s plight deepens.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    An enchanting documentary by Ceyda Torun, operates on three levels, and we’re not speaking metaphorically here.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    It’s really funny, though, an animated sendup of comic-book epics that vanquishes solemnity with the power of supersilliness.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Joe Morgenstern
    The story plays out on two planets, Mars and Earth, while the production follows its own orbit in a state of zero gravity, zero nuance and subzero sense.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Morgenstern
    Why did Mr. De Niro do it, and why would anyone pay money to see it?
    • 95 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    The film is unsparing as history and enthralling as biography.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    His new film, in Persian with English subtitles, is of a piece with his best work — tightly focused, rather than broad-gauge brilliant, and another instance of this superb filmmaker turning elusive motivations and the mysteries of personality into gripping drama.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Morgenstern
    Congrats to Mr. McConaughey, usually a beanpole, for making himself unfashionably fat. The movie, though, is thin, if semi-clever, the synthetically exuberant tale of a rogue’s journey from rags to riches and back again.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Morgenstern
    All I can say is that A Dog’s Purpose left me cherishing my borderline-venerable Skeezix; longing to see Scamp and Fluff and Sukoshi and Sally, the dear departed dogs of my life; and wishing I could have been reincarnated as a better master than I was.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    This exquisite animated feature, directed by Michael Dudok de Wit, has no dialogue, only the sounds of water, wind and birds, the occasional strains of Laurent Perez del Mar’s graceful score; and images of a young castaway living out the stages of his life on a desert island after giant storm waves hurl him onto a beach.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 10 Joe Morgenstern
    Split reworks some of the themes Mr. Shyamalan developed in the 2000 “Unbreakable” — weakness and strength, unstoppable power, a sense of emergent destiny. The film contends that people are purified by suffering. Having suffered through the screening, I’m still waiting for my purer self to kick in.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Mr. Keaton’s performance is fascinating from beginning to end, and the movie around him is entertaining in fits and starts. Ultimately, though, it’s a tough sell, a biopic with an uncertain tone that doesn’t know what to make of its subject.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Morgenstern
    Watching a bad movie can be fun for reasons that have less to do with its essence than with its trappings. I enjoyed some of the characters’ cardboard and/or plastic names.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The tone is earnest, with dialogue that sometimes plods when you want it to fly — a running time of 127 minutes doesn’t help the pacing — and a couple of pieces of casting are infelicitous: Jim Parsons gives a flat performance as the fictional Paul Stafford, NASA’s lead engineer, and Glen Powell is years too young to play John Glenn, who looks like a gung-ho frat boy.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Joe Morgenstern
    For all its sporadic philosophizing and belated stabs at romance, Live by Night is cold and inert at its core. That’s really the long and short of it.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    Brilliantly funny and moving comedy.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 90 Joe Morgenstern
    What makes this droll, darting story about a loose group of family and friends so moving? The answer lies partly in its tone. Mr. Mills seems to have thrown everything he could think of into the mix, dramatic unities be damned, but suffused it all with a poetic sense of life’s goofiness, solemnity and evanescence.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 50 Joe Morgenstern
    This is filmmaking as an act of devotion, and exploration — not just of the nature of faith but of faith’s obverse, abject doubt. The production is physically beautiful, and evokes the beauties of classic Japanese films, but the substance makes few concessions to conventional notions of entertainment.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 90 Joe Morgenstern
    Do watch it on a big screen to take in all the beauty. A couple of flawless live-action performances share the screen with lovely animation, and with whatever digital magic spawned the monster — who looks like a tree, has molten sap, biteless bark, Liam Neeson’s voice and a face that reminded me of Boris Karloff.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Morgenstern
    The whole movie prompts a sense of wonderment: at how boring, dumb and vacant it is; how it fails to give its co-stars enough to do; how the tone changes from one moment to the next; how presumably hard-headed businessmen could have sunk so much money into such a feeble script (the production values are impressive, albeit antiseptic); and, most importantly, how the script raises a crucial question of ethics, then comes up with the wrong answer.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Morgenstern
    This latest feature by the Spanish master isn’t up there with his sensational best. All the same, give thanks for substantial favors.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    The hurtling action, speaking louder than any dialogue, gives a stirring sense of the suffering and heroism that flowed from the terror at the Boylston Street finish line.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Morgenstern
    Fascinating — though overlong and sometimes slow.

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