Joe Morgenstern
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Joe Morgenstern's Scores
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| Average review score: | 62 | |
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| Highest review score: | Drive My Car | |
| Lowest review score: | Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales | |
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Sometimes comes on like a NASA commercial; those logos loom gigantic on the IMAX screen. More troublingly, the film fails to explain how computer animations were combined with actual imagery from the missions.- Wall Street Journal
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Giddily funny in a singularly American idiom, and shot, by Lance Acord, with an eagle eye for cultural absurdities, Ms. Coppola's film is also a meditation on love and longing, shot through with a sensibility that's all the more surprising for being so unfashionably tender.- Wall Street Journal
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An odd little thriller that celebrates, in order of importance, Mr. Duvall, tango and his real-life significant other, Luciana Pedraza, who makes her attractive debut as a screen actress and, yes, tango dancer.- Wall Street Journal
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Comes briefly to life, after many longeurs -- many large longeurs in IMAX -- with the discombobulated entrance of B.E.N., a dysfunctional, hyperverbal robot voiced by Martin Short.- Wall Street Journal
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Lee's journey of the body and soul is something else. Maggie Gyllenhaal makes it strangely touching, a revelation.- Wall Street Journal
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Strong stuff, and all the stronger for having taken itself so comically.- Wall Street Journal
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Star Trek goes back to the legend's roots with a boldness that brings a fatigued franchise back to life.- Wall Street Journal
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Since Mary rarely gets to see any of the good stuff, neither do we; Dr. Jekyll hides most of his switcheroos behind closed doors. [23 Feb 1996]- Wall Street Journal
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Satoshi Kon, whose previous film was the remarkable "Tokyo Godfathers," uses the complex plot as a pretext for joyous psychedelia.- Wall Street Journal
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A bright little screwball comedy that speaks for the vitality of new movies.- Wall Street Journal
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Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill inflicts intolerable cruelty on its characters, and on its audience -- though I'd like to believe that there is no mainstream audience for what has already been described, quite correctly, as the most violent movie ever released by an American studio.- Wall Street Journal
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The life that swirls around Kym before, during and after her sister's densely populated, wonderfully detailed wedding seems to have been caught on the fly in all its sweetness, sadness and joy. (In its free-form style the film constitutes an elaborate homage to Robert Altman.)- Wall Street Journal
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There's a lot to appreciate here, especially Mr. Murray's variations on the sad but hopeful soul he played in "Rushmore" (and in "Lost In Translation"). Yet meanings get lost in a clutter of cleverness.- Wall Street Journal
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Has its share of contrivances, some more successful than others, but center stage is occupied by truth, and austere beauty.- Wall Street Journal
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Batman Begins summons up moments of great eloquence and power. If only its cast of characters was as fully inhabited as its turbulent city.- Wall Street Journal
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Mr. Miller tells several interlocking stories with such daring and intensity that you sense he could go on indefinitely, spinning one terrific yarn off another.- Wall Street Journal
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Surprise, surprise. X-Men: The Last Stand, the third big-screen convocation of mutant shape shifters, weather changers, ice makers, energy suckers, healers and telepaths from Marvel Comics, has shifted the shape of the franchise from pretty good, if uninspired, to terrifically entertaining.- Wall Street Journal
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By turns intriguing, boring, frustrating, amazing and stirring, this is a tour de force that, necessarily, lacks dramatic force, but one that creates a dream state of seemingly limitless dimensions.- Wall Street Journal
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In a film that has the courage of its absurdity but not much else, Mr. Pattinson gets the best of what passes for style.- Wall Street Journal
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A survey of the week wouldn't be complete without a left-handed salute--not to be confused with a backhanded compliment--to the gleeful rubbish of Not Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation!- Wall Street Journal
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This wonderfully strange and exquisite little feature was created, especially for young children, to celebrate the book through another kind of illumination that's been falling into disuse--hand-drawn animation.- Wall Street Journal
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Rarely has a major motion picture -- and this one is major by virtue of its misplaced ambition as well as its budget -- been afflicted by such flagrant dissonance between subject and style.- Wall Street Journal
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Transcends its star's controversial career and, in the bargain, stands head, shoulders and heart above every other Hollywood movie that we've seen so far this year.- Wall Street Journal
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This flamboyantly operatic anti-war film takes getting used to, though it leaves you with memorable images of madness, both poetic and military.- Wall Street Journal
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Philippe Claudel gives his heroine unusual depth, which Kristin Scott Thomas reveals with unusual passion.- Wall Street Journal
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Although mood often substitutes for momentum in Ms. Kalem's film, both of her stars give affecting performances, and there's growth on both sides of the unlikely romance.- Wall Street Journal
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The movie finally comes together into something that is genuinely -- and almost quietly -- stirring.- Wall Street Journal
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Of all the funny things in Thank You for Smoking, and there are many, the most striking is Robert Duvall's absolutely mirthless laugh.- Wall Street Journal
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Manages to make its live actors sound -- and even sometimes look -- computer generated. This wan, sluggish comedy wouldn't pass muster as a premium-cable original, but here it is on the big screen.- Wall Street Journal
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Any shortfalls in Home on the Range a conventional but perfectly pleasant entertainment, have more to do with the ABC's of storytelling than with the D's of animation.- Wall Street Journal
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In the spirit of that world, I cannot tell a lie: The Invention of Lying, which the English comedian both directed and wrote with Matthew Robinson, soon loses altitude and eventually falls flat.- Wall Street Journal
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In addition to being borderline unendurable, Funny Games is inexplicable, and I don't mean in any philosophical sense.- Wall Street Journal
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A leisurely and quite lovely drama that honors the conventions of gothic ghost stories without the slightest stain of self-irony.- Wall Street Journal
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I paid steadfast attention, both to the actress, a performer of unusual versatility, and to the character she plays, a caged -- and cagey -- bird who sings because she's too stubborn to cry.- Wall Street Journal
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For a film filled with jagged shards of glass, and sometimes shot kaleidoscopically, through the windows of houses or cars, Bee Season is carefully, almost relentlessly, intended. That said, the script, by Naomi Foner Gyllenhaal, touches on themes that rarely make it to the big screen.- Wall Street Journal
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A stunning drama that's distinguished by a magnificent performance; the most powerful scenes are those that play, as recollection or confession, on Lena Endre's lovely face.- Wall Street Journal
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Littered with low points -- lame comedy, dubious history, fumbling drama and a love story so inept as to make a pacifist long for war.- Wall Street Journal
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I must confess that I was outsmarted by the ending, but by that time my brain had been bludgeoned into a state just north of stupor.- Wall Street Journal
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Mr. Ritchie is back with more of the same in his second feature, a comedy called "Snatch" that's a sort of lethal pinball machine in which even more picturesque characters bounce from pillage to post.- Wall Street Journal
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Ms. Kunis, a petite brunette, plays Rachel, a hotel receptionist by day and a party girl by night (and day), with a sparkling smile, a seductive voice that can sharpen to a rasp and a quick wit that suggests withheld knowledge. Good for her in a sex farce that lets so much hang out.- Wall Street Journal
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This film is extraordinary on several counts: its knowledge of an arcane trade (Mr. Cohen ran his family's diamond business after his father died); its fondness for telling good life stories; and, above all, its superb starring performance.- Wall Street Journal
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Can't hold a candle to Robert Altman's 1992 comedy "The Player." Both films present themselves as knowing views of the movie business, but Mr. Altman and his writer, Michael Tolkin, really knew.- Wall Street Journal
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A wonderfully generous spirit. It's a film about cultural yearning and fearless love.- Wall Street Journal
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An attractive, intelligent film that's intractably at odds with itself.- Wall Street Journal
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This coming-of-age movie, is a clumsy contraption, but it's nice to see Rupert Grint coming out from under that colorful thatch, and coming, not a moment too soon, into an appealing pre-maturity.- Wall Street Journal
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At its best, Fahrenheit 9/11 is an impressionist burlesque of contemporary American politics that culminates in a somber lament for lives lost in Iraq. But the good stuff -- and there's some extremely good stuff -- keeps getting tainted by Mr. Moore's poison-camera penchant for drawing dark inferences from dubious evidence.- Wall Street Journal
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Built from an alloy of absurdium and stupidium, with the latter, heavier element dominating the mix.- Wall Street Journal
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The star, as solo practitioner, does a terrific job of holding our attention when we're not taking in surreal vistas of a deserted Manhattan that are fascinating in their own right. Still, zombies are zombies, and this nasty lot, mostly digital creations of variable quality, keep draining the distinction that the movie seeks and occasionally finds.- Wall Street Journal
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Good fun -- more fun than in the original -- punctuated by some lines of admirable awfulness.- Wall Street Journal
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The film's power also lies in the honesty of its observation. Though Gyuri survives unfathomable horrors, he can't forget them and, in the end, doesn't want to. They're the only history he has.- Wall Street Journal
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Mistrustful of its audience, it's full of actors -- apart from Streep -- playing broad attitudes rather than characters. Crafted like a high end TV show, it's a sort of video Vogue -- lite, brite and trite.- Wall Street Journal
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The oddest thing about this very odd movie is that it doesn't seem to know what to make of itself.- Wall Street Journal
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The outcome is distinctive and entertaining. There's no way you'd mistake this for James Bond, and no reason you would want to.- Wall Street Journal
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Mr. Wright and his colleagues have made a movie with a spaciousness of its own, a brave willingness to explore such mysteries of the mind and heart as the torture that madness can inflict, and the rapture that music can confer. Bravo to all concerned.- Wall Street Journal
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It's no classic, but you don't need to be a cultist to get in on the tawdry fun.- Wall Street Journal
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In the absence of internal logic, external style and emotional intelligence carry the day.- Wall Street Journal
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Manipulative, but confidently so, and improbably but consistently affecting.- Wall Street Journal
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Entertaining when it's really lurid, and Gerard Depardieu is something to behold as the proprietor of a broken-down hotel. He's a spectacular ruin in his own right.- Wall Street Journal
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It's very funny, terrifically lively and, considering how awful it might have been, surprisingly tender in its portrait of a young guy who learns sensitivity the hard way.- Wall Street Journal
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Unfortunately, the movie could use a bit of pachyderm memory, given its habit of flashing back to Tien's childhood with exactly the same footage used in previous flashbacks. Instead of the narrative being deepened, it keeps getting shallowed.- Wall Street Journal
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Lots of Sicko stands as boffo political theater, but its major domo lost me by losing his sense of humor.- Wall Street Journal
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If Ice Age lacks the fit and finish of top-of-the-line films from Pixar, DreamWorks or Disney, it's still an impressive piece of work for a new feature animation group, and a harbinger of cool cartoons to come.- Wall Street Journal
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At many points along the way I wanted to wash my hands of Scotland, PA., but then this sly, silly comedy got me smiling again.- Wall Street Journal
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Taken at face value, these two women are simply despicable. But the screenplay has a bracing tincture of Grand Guignol, and nothing is simple when the two women are played by a couple of superlative actresses who clearly delight in one another.- Wall Street Journal
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Smart, funny and authentically terrifying. It's a comedy that explains how network television succeeds in being so horribly awful.- Wall Street Journal
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The special effects are variable, but even when they're good they don't have much impact because Evolution, with its self-trashing spirit, turns moviegoers into bemused bysitters.- Wall Street Journal
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Why, beating the audience about the ears, eyes and brain with essentially the same sequence of events from eight characters' points of view, none of which adds much more than deafening hysteria and identically dreadful music. The filmmakers seem to have missed the point that each re-enactment in "Rashomon" provides new and conflicting information. It makes you wonder if they studied the wrong movie. Maybe they rented "Rush Hour," or a video on Rosh Hashanah.- Wall Street Journal
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The cast is superb: especially Kate Winslet, who transcends, by far, the limits of her character's narrow soul. Yet The Reader remains schematic, and ultimately reductive.- Wall Street Journal
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All the backing-and-forthing between olden and modern days intensifies the emotional impact of a compelling story, and underlines the enduring power of narrative itself.- Wall Street Journal
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Proves to be a remarkably lean and incisive film about the fateful power of sexuality.- Wall Street Journal
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All but one of the actresses in Caramel are nonprofessionals -- not unprofessional, just untrained in the craft -- and they are, to a woman, enchanting. So is this Lebanese comedy.- Wall Street Journal
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Haunting, troubling documentary.- Wall Street Journal
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Palindromes finds him (Solondz) stuck with his single theme inside a sealed dollhouse of his own construction. He has gifts to give a larger audience, if ever he breaks out.- Wall Street Journal
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Watch them march to the very extremes of extremis, though, and it's easy to feel awe.- Wall Street Journal
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It's as good as anything that Hurt has ever done -- a study in explosive understatement.- Wall Street Journal
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Before and after plot mechanics, a drama of family tension and warmth.- Wall Street Journal
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Liam Neeson has never had a richer character to play on screen -- including his landmark role in "Schindler's List" -- and has never displayed such formidable energy and virtuosity.- Wall Street Journal
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So many movies these days are overworked or overblown: The Hammer feels genuinely tossed-off. It isn't a great movie, or even a consistently good one. Yet it gets to elusive feelings about failure and success, hope and mortality (and reveals a quietly subversive attitude toward the boxing-movie genre).- Wall Street Journal
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Not since the thunderous digital onslaughts of "Jumanji" has the big screen seen such too-muchness.- Wall Street Journal
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Gives us the same sort of perverse pleasure that's been a staple of "60 Minutes" over the years -- watching world-class crooks tell world-class lies.- Wall Street Journal
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Short on dramatic energy, Must Love Dogs settles for a cheerful drone.- Wall Street Journal
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Mr. Fukanaga's purpose is to evoke the immigrants' experience, which he does with such eloquence and power as to inspire awe.- Wall Street Journal
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Bad can't begin to describe Christmas With the Kranks. It's sub-humbug.- Wall Street Journal
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Snow Dogs isn't subtle, to say the least, but it's a serviceable city-slicker-in-the-frozen-sticks comedy for kids and undemanding adults.- Wall Street Journal
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Mr. Maquiling's gotta learn more about dramatic arcs, but he has an infectious interest in how the world looks and works, and he can make you laugh unexpectedly. I look forward to his next film.- Wall Street Journal
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With a calmness that bespeaks confidence, this small, spellbinding second feature by Hilary Brougher brings together two women, trapped in separate states of denial and distress, who manage to end each other's entrapment.- Wall Street Journal
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A delicately poetic, essentially plotless vision, unblinking but not unhopeful, of life in Watts, where little but the ghetto's name recognition had changed a decade after the riots.- Wall Street Journal
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I admired the leisure and intensity of this morality tale.- Wall Street Journal
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It declines to take itself seriously, yet manages, sometimes simultaneously, to be exciting, instructive, cheerfully absurd and genuinely affecting.- Wall Street Journal
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Rather than the laugh a minute promised by old comedies, Get Smart generates approximately one laugh per hour, and I can't remember either one.- Wall Street Journal
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By turns chilling, mysterious and inspiring; sometimes it's all of those at once.- Wall Street Journal
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A drama of uncommon moral complexity, unexpected humor, convincing transformations (for good and bad) and, best of all, vibrant, unpredictable energy. In a movie landscape littered with dead souls, here's a live one.- Wall Street Journal
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The film contends admiringly, and convincingly, that Ralph Nader's authentic sense of outrage is the reason he persists when he can't prevail.- Wall Street Journal
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This is a road movie unlike any other, the comical and mystical odyssey of old Mamo (an extraordinary performance by Ismail Ghaffari), a venerated musician who heads for Iraq from exile in Kurdish Iran with a busload of his musician sons to give a concert after Saddam's fall.- Wall Street Journal
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This autobiographical meditation is seductively funny, as well as deliciously strange, and hauntingly beautiful, as well as stream-of-consciousness cockeyed.- Wall Street Journal
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Ragging on Town & Country is like shooting a school of fish that's already belly up in a fetid barrel, but the movie's ineptitude is almost incomparable.- Wall Street Journal
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Watching this surrealist silliness, I would have welcomed the sight of a geezer on a riding mower.- Wall Street Journal
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The strengths of the first "3:10 To Yuma" were enhanced by its proportionality -- an intimate story told in 92 minutes. The story is no bigger in the new version, which goes on for 117 minutes. And it's certainly not better.- Wall Street Journal
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Ms. Blanchett can do no wrong, and does none here, though the movie around her, a popcorn-worthy sequel to the 1998 "Elizabeth," often lapses into opacity or grandiosity.- Wall Street Journal
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Surprising as it may be, given an unpromising trailer, the 3D update of Jules Verne's Journey to the Center of the Earth turns out to be perfectly charming as well as predictably eye-popping.- Wall Street Journal
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Not even she (Patricia Clarkson), however, can save a movie that suffers from terminal self-enchantment.- Wall Street Journal
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If you're able to take The Missing seriously, as I was not, you'll be impressed by its sweep and ambition. The most lasting impression it made on me was one of absurd overreaching.- Wall Street Journal
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The failures of White Squall are dismaying as well as perplexing. Director Ridley Scott serves up some ravishing images along the way: the stark geometry of the ship's riggings against an azure sky, crew kids scampering along a verdant ridge toward a volcano's silvery crater lake. But the script is a shambles. [06 Feb 1996]- Wall Street Journal
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This is silliness of such a special grade, performed with such zest, that it makes you forgive and even forget the movie's foolishness and borderline incoherence.- Wall Street Journal
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Immensely likable, and allows Mr. Smith to fulfill his manifest destiny -- as an urbane comedian who is also, shades of Cary Grant, a romantic hero.- Wall Street Journal
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By the end I felt sure it was the most obsessively, graphically violent film I'd ever seen, but equally sure that Apocalypto is a visionary work with its own wild integrity. And absolutely, positively convinced that seeing it once is enough for one lifetime.- Wall Street Journal
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Secret Window has an ending that lets one of our most reliably interesting actors pull out all the stops. But getting there from a good beginning followed by a slow, repetitive middle is a test of resourcefulness for him and a test of patience for us.- Wall Street Journal
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Marvelously detailed and meticulously crafted, an elegant evocation of Depression-era America and its fascination with crime. What the movie lacks is any sense of elation--it’s joyless by choice.- Wall Street Journal
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Mr. Crystal underplays his role wisely and well, while Mr. De Niro parodies -- maybe the better word is pillages -- himself and his career with scary gusto.- Wall Street Journal
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The cast is the main attraction in Francois Ozon's witty, even touching 8 Women.- Wall Street Journal
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Pieces of April would deserve your attention and respect even if all these colorful threads didn't come together into a luminous whole. But they do, beautifully and unaffectedly, because what's been on Mr. Hedges's mind is not just a comedy of alienation but a drama of acceptance and reconciliation.- Wall Street Journal
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The roots are shallow, but the sequel is good-natured, high-spirited and perfectly enjoyable if you take it for what it is.- Wall Street Journal
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The right word for Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is wondersful -- as in full of wonders, great and small.- Wall Street Journal
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Intimacy has vanished from the relationship between Tony and Pepper, and grace has been stricken from the movie as a whole.- Wall Street Journal
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The result is a movie more concerned with movie-making than with the stuff of Sterne's great book, but a movie that's good for lots of laughs if you share its fondness for actors and for fatuous actors' banter, which I do.- Wall Street Journal
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The blithely dishonest script would have us believe that the real Napoleon can't prove his identity when the fake Napoleon refuses to come clean. Not only is that patent nonsense, it's cockeyed dramaturgy.- Wall Street Journal
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The crucial evidence has to do with rigor mortis. The movie's a stiff too.- Wall Street Journal
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The movie's distinction, however, lies in two lovely performances, and in the passion and pain of parallel lives--both girls suffering at the hands of men, both struggling to understand the brutality of the world they must share.- Wall Street Journal
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I did enjoy the movie's mercurial moods -- anxiety, terror, whimsical horror -- and I welcomed its confirmation that the work of the devil includes SUVs.- Wall Street Journal
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The production can best be described by several f-words. It is frenetic, frazzled and febrile. It is also feeble -- almost touchingly so, if you think of what bottomless insecurity must have prompted so much bombast.- Wall Street Journal
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The film takes itself frivolously when that's appropriate--some of it is charmingly silly--and seriously when, as is often the case, all sorts of good surprises are unleashed.- Wall Street Journal
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The main attraction is Welles, of course, decked out with scruffy hair, a cantilevered beard, crusty eyes and a crafty smile, and deploying a tuba-register voice that shakes the timbers of the Boar’s Head Inn. He gives a performance that’s monumental in girth.- Wall Street Journal
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N'ever was an apostrophe so misplaced, n'ever was the prospect of good cheer so perversely defeated.- Wall Street Journal
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For the most part Mr. Maher is an equal-opportunity denigrator, but it's worth noting that humor fails him when the subject is Muslim fundamentalism. It's hard to make light of what frightens us.- Wall Street Journal
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Elegance isn't Zack Snyder's bag; a certain sort of impact is. Watchmen establishes him as Hollywood's reigning master of psychic suffocation.- Wall Street Journal
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The carnival is loud, brash, brassy, sexy and sometimes tacky or silly, but always entertaining.- Wall Street Journal
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Grungily stylish and often funny, at least for a while, though all of the caveats and contradictions that apply to Tarantino films apply here: One man's--or boy's--stylization is another's profane, unrelenting and tedious brutality.- Wall Street Journal
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300 presents a dual clash of civilizations. An action adventure that pits thousands of Persians against 300 brave Spartans at the Battle of Thermopylae, it also pits millions of fans of brainless violence against a gallant band, or so I choose to think of us, who still expect movies to contain detectable traces of humanity.- Wall Street Journal
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For all its video-game bedazzlements, Attack of the Clones suffers from severe digital glut, periodically relieved, if you can call it that, by amateur theatrics.- Wall Street Journal
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I wish I could be more enthusiastic about Prince Caspian, an honorable and attractive adventure for children and families. But scenic beauty and spirited action can't conceal its dramatic defects.- Wall Street Journal
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Why, then, should we be eager to see a story of such incomplete inspiration? Because it's thrilling, and stirring. And because it is truth.- Wall Street Journal
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Enjoyable enough for what it is, a clever idea developed by fits and starts.- Wall Street Journal
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The malignity can be oppressive -- this is a far cry from Fellini finding poignant uplift in the slums -- but the dramatic structure is complex, the details are instructive, and the sense of tragedy is momentous.- Wall Street Journal
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This faux-documentary is droll, aerosol-thin and ultrameta.- Wall Street Journal
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Designed as a disposable commodity, it's a film I'd dispose of with no further ado, except for what it says about minimum standards in a certain tacky niche of the movie business, as well as for what it suggests, in its lunkheaded way, about the perils that marriage may pose.- Wall Street Journal
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More than acting, though, Penn's performance is a marvelous act of empathy in a movie that, for all its surprisingly conventional style, measures up to its stirring subject.- Wall Street Journal
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Motion is in copious supply -- a frenzied shootout at Manhattan's Guggenheim Museum grows interminable -- but the workings of the abstract plot are unfathomable, the characters are unpleasant and a couple of assassinations leave us as cold as the corpses.- Wall Street Journal
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The wonder of the film is how good it makes us feel. Greenberg scintillates with intelligence, razor's-edge humor and austere empathy for its struggling lovers.- Wall Street Journal
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I have minor misgivings about the use of a few Disney-esque sound effects, as well as some conventionally garish voicings in the score by Danny Elfman, Hollywood's current master of the macabre. But none of that diminishes the educational value of Deep Sea 3-D, which was directed by Howard Hall, or the sometimes ethereal, sometimes fearsome beauty of its cast of trillions.- Wall Street Journal
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Thanks largely to Ms. Parker and to the delectable Zooey Deschanel as her anhedonic house-mate, the filmmakers still manage to squeeze some juice out.- Wall Street Journal
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An improbably bountiful subject -- kids on skateboards turning themselves into virtuoso artist-athletes -- has been brought to life in a wonderful, unpretentious documentary.- Wall Street Journal
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It is plainly, though not simply, a masterpiece from an acknowledged master of contemporary animation, and a wonderfully welcoming work of art that's as funny and entertaining as it is brilliant, beautiful and deep.- Wall Street Journal
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If you're willing to go along with it, as I was, then being manipulated -- or at least actively misled -- becomes a pleasure.- Wall Street Journal
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It's unfunny at best and borderline-amateur at worst, notwithstanding the desperate efforts of Renée Zellweger.- Wall Street Journal
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Rapturously beautiful, startlingly audacious and often very funny, the film employs many of the techniques that were used so pleasingly in "Amélie."- Wall Street Journal
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What's missing is an emotional center. This Sinbad, with its flying ship and becalmed script, seems destined to be DreamWorks's version of Disney's "Treasure Planet."- Wall Street Journal
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Taxi to the Dark Side adds something new to our awareness -- interviews with soldiers who served as interrogators in Afghanistan, and in Iraq's notorious Abu Ghraib prison, and who, in some cases that ended in courts martial, served prison terms themselves.- Wall Street Journal
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Mr. Samuell's stylistic revelries are meant as comments on the conventions and excesses of movie romance, but his approach is glib and self-congratulatory. No feelings dwell beneath the layers upon layers of faux-naïve artifice. I dare you to sit through this movie and not wish you were somewhere else.- Wall Street Journal
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The film itself operates on shifting sands. Shot documentary-style, by Robert Elswit, and accompanied by a pounding soundtrack, Syriana makes high-octane melodrama look like revealed truth.- Wall Street Journal
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With all its flaws, though, The Grey Zone deserves to be respected, and to be seen.- Wall Street Journal
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As a PG-rated film opening on Christmas Day under the Disney banner, Bedtime Stories would seem to promise fairly wholesome family entertainment. What it delivers is the glitzy allure of a hotel setting, smarmy double entendres, Ferrari lust, Beverly Hills bling and pneumatic babes -- one of the characters is a surrogate Paris Hilton.- Wall Street Journal
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Talented as they are, the wheelchair-bound stars of Rory O'Shea Was Here can't transcend a manipulative script.- Wall Street Journal
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It's as if the filmmakers, having committed themselves to the book, fled from its essence, which is wildness.- Wall Street Journal
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Eventually, though, Ghost Town buckles beneath the weight of contrivance -- so many ghosts to dispel, so many lessons to learn.- Wall Street Journal
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The great lesson of the film is that humor, honest feelings and genuine exuberance trump technique.- Wall Street Journal
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Mr. Quaid has long been a reliably likable actor, but this time he pitches a perfect performance -- no frills, no tricks, not a single false note -- in a film that's true to its stirring subject, and to the sweetest traditions of the game.- Wall Street Journal
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Spasms of kung fu wire fighting, Spider-Man acrobatics, huge explosions and a lethal polo game can't replace the first film's beating heart and witty soul.- Wall Street Journal
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Beyond being entertained, I was delighted by the movie's outpouring of slapstick invention (one crazed sequence in a pet store has all the pawmarks of a classic), and the genial energy of its star, David Arquette.- Wall Street Journal
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The film benefits from three splendid performances: Toby Jones as Capote, an aggressively gay elf exuding a tosspot charm; Sandra Bullock as Nelle Harper Lee, a novelist who uses spoken words with quiet precision, and Daniel Craig as Perry, a deluded monster who is nonetheless forthright and strong.- Wall Street Journal
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The delicately subversive Mr. Panahi makes his subjects perfectly clear -- the stupidity of authority, and the hypocrisy of discrimination. Offside is surprisingly entertaining, and edifying to boot.- Wall Street Journal
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Viggo Mortensen's performance is flat-out brilliant, and this relentlessly dramatic thriller represents a mid-life growth spurt for its director, David Cronenberg.- Wall Street Journal
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The best car commercial ever, an absolute triumph of product placement, and great fun as a movie in the bargain.- Wall Street Journal
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Sara is supposed to be an adorable screwball with a fatal disease. Ms. Theron certainly gets the adorable right. With a comic style that's close to unerring, she not only deserves better than this junk but the very best.- Wall Street Journal
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Consider this more a consumer warning than a movie review: The Life Before Her Eyes will draw you in, then intrigue you, then bore you, then bewilder you, then make you crazy with its incessant flashbacks and flash forwards, and finally leave you feeling like the victim of a fraud.- Wall Street Journal
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Seduces us with its leisurely pace and felicitous details into believing that something miraculous is afoot in a mundane rural community.- Wall Street Journal
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A smart entertainment that trades on Mr. Jackson's forceful presence, a cast of extremely likable young actors and lots of basketball action.- Wall Street Journal
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A hoot, or at least a collection of delightful hootlets hung on a short, frayed line.- Wall Street Journal
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It may be lulling to know, almost from the outset, where the plot is going, but thrilling -- or even psychological -- it is not.- Wall Street Journal
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This exquisite film by the Swedish master Jan Troell is about seeing clearly, and fearlessly. It's also about subdued passion, the birth of an artist and a woman's struggle to live her own life.- Wall Street Journal
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The new version is out of scale with the basic premise -- too much rain, too much water, too much doom, gloom and intricate eccentricity.- Wall Street Journal
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Astonishingly vivid. The illusion of reality is so nearly complete in this magnificent French-language film by the Belgian filmmakers Jean-Pierre and Luc Dardenne that the screen becomes a perfectly transparent window on lives hanging in the balance.- Wall Street Journal
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The director, Steven Soderbergh, and his large, cheerful cast have managed to make the least possible movie that still resembles a movie.- Wall Street Journal
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This English heart-warmer isn't all that kinky. It's actually quite sweet-spirited, as well as unswervingly formulaic.- Wall Street Journal
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What's an eight-letter word for a non-fiction feature that is witty, wise and wonderful? "Wordplay."- Wall Street Journal
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Terrifically funny and remarkably wise, a comedy that speaks volumes, without a polemical word, about the tension between rigid politics of any stripe and the imperatives of life and love.- Wall Street Journal
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Shrewdly conceived, confidently executed and outrageously entertaining.- Wall Street Journal
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Calmly, almost serenely, Mr. Van Sant and his superb cinematographer, Harris Savides, reveal a vision of contemporary American youth quite unlike any other.- Wall Street Journal
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It's "The Sixth Sense" as nonsense, "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" without the sunshine. Or the mind.- Wall Street Journal
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The intentional and unintentional absurdities of the plot do pay off, with a happy ending that's outlandish enough to be entertaining.- Wall Street Journal
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The source of this movie's energy is near-perpetual desperation. You can see it in Tom Cruise's fixed grin, and in the mad proliferation of unspecial effects.- Wall Street Journal
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That Mr. Rohmer is an octogenarian just beginning to play with digital technology makes the venture even more intriguing.- Wall Street Journal
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Knows that it's junk and tries feebly to rejoice in its junkiness.- Wall Street Journal
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The film functions as a high-wire act that can leave you giddy with laughter.- Wall Street Journal
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The only reliable source of energy is Homayoun Ershadi, a powerful actor who plays Baba, Amir's Westernized father.- Wall Street Journal
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Thrillers aren't always so thrilling, but Tell No One is -- and absorbing, sometimes perplexing and often stirring as well.- Wall Street Journal
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Punishes the audience with a flat starring performance; Mr. Jane finds few sparks of life in a hero who wasn't all that lively to begin with.- Wall Street Journal
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Everyone is touched by sadness or hobbled by self-deception, and everyone is interesting, even moving, to watch until the drama slowly suffocates beneath the weight of its revelations.- Wall Street Journal
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Pirandello didn't have a patch on its complexities. Here's a popular entertainment with an eclectic soundtrack raising penetrating questions of identity in astonishing sequences that interweave live action with comic-book art.- Wall Street Journal
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This film bespeaks a truly startling mistrust of the movie audience, and, what's more, a disrespect for the feature film medium. Yes, of course it was conceived as an unpretentious entertainment pitched mainly to girls and young women. Yet that doesn't explain the nightmarish quality of the finished product.- Wall Street Journal
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Smart, surpassingly odd, extremely funny and mysteriously endearing at the same time.- Wall Street Journal
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As a first-time feature director, though, he (Ball) seldom lets the material speak for itself. Every shot is a statement, every scene sells an attitude.- Wall Street Journal
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Inside the mysterious factory, a psychedelic realm where Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka holds sway, pleasure gradually gives way to a peculiar state that I can only describe as engagement without enjoyment.- Wall Street Journal
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Oh, what awful voices -- clumsy words as well as cheesy accents -- come out of the actors' mouths! Though I wanted to appreciate the human story, and the lavish spectacle, I couldn't get past the clangorous echoes of Charlie Chan.- Wall Street Journal
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This attractive, superficial stab at biography, with Renée Zellweger in the title role, is more concerned with a lonely woman's quest for acceptance and love than with an author's worldly achievements.- Wall Street Journal
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A glorious feature-length documentary -- This film will leave an indentment, and a deep one, on anyone who loves great, joyous music and cares about the people who make it.- Wall Street Journal
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Why is she (Bullock) demeaning herself with such shoddy goods? She’s a talented woman with a faithful following. She has made formula films of varying quality before, and her fans may well swallow this one, but it’s a formula for disappointment laced with dismay.- Wall Street Journal
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Why, in our drum-thumping, ritually trumpeting time, did so little fanfare precede the opening of a movie with so much to recommend it? This is grand entertainment.- Wall Street Journal
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It's a comedy of crisp, mordant wit and quietly radiating warmth, as well as a coming-of-age story with a lovely twist -- you can't always spot the best candidates for maturity.- Wall Street Journal
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What's so affecting about him in the film, though, is that he doesn't seem monstrous at all. To the contrary, Iron Mike, having meted out epic suffering in the ring and other venues, seems to be a man who has suffered genuinely, even terribly, in the course of a life that he never believed would last 40 years.- Wall Street Journal
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This portrait of a failing marriage is one of the summer's great discoveries, and a marvel of mercurial intimacy.- Wall Street Journal
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Terrific performers doing what they're often forced to do, overcoming sorely flawed material.- Wall Street Journal
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It grows repetitious, both in its account of Crane's ritual behavior and in clumsily written -- and stolidly directed -- scenes between Crane and Carpenter, two men acting out their own unacknowledged sexual drama.- Wall Street Journal
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Though the film is somber, it certainly commands one's attention, and for a while one's respect.- Wall Street Journal
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Yet most of the film's energy is generated by flamboyant cinematography and music-video cutting, and much of that energy is false.- Wall Street Journal
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The film flirts frequently with sentimentality, falling for it heedlessly at a couple of crucial junctures. Still, the overall style is more astringent than moist, and the hero is a little toughie of endearing tenderness.- Wall Street Journal
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From seductive start to shattering finish, the film is as stirring, entertaining and steadfastly thrilling as it is beautiful.- Wall Street Journal
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Dumbfoundingly erratic, for the most part, but smart and funny from time to time.- Wall Street Journal
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A good chance to see two superb actors having their way with wafer-thin material.- Wall Street Journal
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I might have liked About Adam more if its supposedly irresistible hero -- and the movie itself -- hadn''t been so smirky.- Wall Street Journal
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Jim Carrey is the prime offender here. He's such an unseemly showoff that the movie keeps stopping in its tracks.- Wall Street Journal
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This noirish, sourish thriller left me unmoving as well as unmoved.- Wall Street Journal
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Good and very pleasurable provided you know what you're getting into, which is a comic roundelay of amorous ambitions and delusions-punctuated by wistful old ballads like "If I Had You"-that lead mostly but not entirely to disaster.- Wall Street Journal
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The perverse fascination of Jet Lag is watching two superb actors struggle with material that doesn't suit them.- Wall Street Journal