Joe Morgenstern

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For 2,688 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Joe Morgenstern's Scores

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Average review score: 62
Highest review score: 100 Drive My Car
Lowest review score: 0 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Score distribution:
2688 movie reviews
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    Beguiling, meditative and elegantly photographed documentary.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 90 Joe Morgenstern
    Sensationally entertaining.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    Ms. Dorfman, bless her open heart, has been captivated by the surfaces of the people she shoots, of how they seem. “I am totally not interested in capturing their souls.”
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    The strength of her film transcends the soldier’s power to seduce. We’re beguiled, as an audience, by seeing this male animal as he is seen, and for better and worse experienced, by a diverse and dynamic group of females. And by seeing, in the end, how The Beguiled gives new and memorable meaning to the notion of a finishing school.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    It’s hilariously hyperverbal, yet wonderfully heartfelt.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Joe Morgenstern
    The story has the hollow ring of artifice, even though Ms. Hawkins shrinks quite remarkably into the physical aspects of the role and opens up its spiritual dimensions.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    Lost in Paris is nonsensical by design, a comedy of the absurd that’s always entertaining and occasionally pure.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Morgenstern
    The first film wasn’t bad, though it had its lapses. “Cars 2,” an aberration, was readily forgotten. This one feels like the series, at the end of the road, is running on fumes of nostalgia for its earliest self.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    Taut, smart, intense and genuinely scary, Trey Edward Shults’s It Comes at Night fulfills the promise, and then some, of the filmmaker’s 2015 debut feature, “Krisha.”
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Morgenstern
    Here, it is saying in effect, are old-fashioned conventions that still have life in them, but to appreciate them we need to approach them playfully. That worked for me, from the understated start to the overwrought finish.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Morgenstern
    A movie that goes beyond defying comprehension to being truly incomprehensible.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Morgenstern
    Audacity can’t carry a drama that’s unequal to its subject in almost every respect. ( Brian Cox does what he can, sometimes admirably, to breathe life into the title role.)
    • 76 Metascore
    • 90 Joe Morgenstern
    Caught up in the coils of Princess Diana’s hot lasso, I am bound to tell the truth: Wonder Woman is wonderful, and the Woman herself, as played by Gal Gadot, is the dazzling embodiment of female empowerment. She is also learned, charmingly funny and, for a goddess, touchingly human.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Joe Morgenstern
    The movie is a minor crime, a meandering misdemeanor that’s neither soft-core nor hardcore but no core, with no consistent style and minimal content.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Morgenstern
    This movie is truly unhinged — not crazed, which might be interesting, but devoid of the usual hinges that connect one sequence with another.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Morgenstern
    This Danish-language film about a Copenhagen commune in the mid-1970s pulses with screwy energy and antic confusion.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Morgenstern
    This new “Alien” prequel is mostly a gore fest, which may be great news for gluttons of the genre.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Morgenstern
    The soul of Ms. Burshtein’s film lives in its lovely off-center encounters, since the men Michal meets turn out to be consistently interesting.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Joe Morgenstern
    This latest retelling of the ancient Arthurian myth is a stinker for the ages.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Morgenstern
    Timing being everything in life, Risk could hardly be more of the moment.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 probably couldn’t, and definitely doesn’t, recapture the sweet and singular silliness of the original, though the new edition from Marvel Studios and Disney has its rewards.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    An unusually engaging portrait of a legendary chef who can be insufferable, as his most ardent admirers acknowledge, but who is also a brighter-than-life charmer, raging perfectionist, world-class hedonist, self-styled dandy and all-too-human survivor of the highest-end restaurant wars.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Joe Morgenstern
    Unfortunately, the climax comes with more than a half hour to go, and the film, losing its focus on Jane Jacobs, turns its attention to the urban-renewal plague that devastated cities across America.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Morgenstern
    In its agreeably eccentric spirit, Tommy’s Honour evokes the Scottish comedies of Bill Forsyth; here it’s oddballs among the handmade, undimpled golf balls.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    The payoff is sneakily profound — sneakily because this small-scale drama grabs you when you least expect it, often with the help of the dog.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Morgenstern
    A quietly transfixing drama.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Morgenstern
    The book’s subtitle was “A Tale of Deadly Obsession in the Amazon,” and the film gets that part wrong. It’s deadly dull and conspicuously short on obsessiveness.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Morgenstern
    Who am I to call it soulless, graceless, witless, incoherent — even for the franchise — and, not incidentally, brain-numbingly long at 136 minutes?
    • 76 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    One of the smartest, funniest and most surprising movies I’ve seen in years.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    Kasper Collin’s splendid documentary feature starts with an event that shook the jazz world.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Morgenstern
    In a production based on a nonfiction book by Diane Ackerman, a brilliantly specific story has been reduced to conventional drama and synthetic heroics.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Morgenstern
    For a film that moves at a deliberate pace, Frantz grows remarkably involving; Mr. Ozon is a formidable storyteller, as he has previously demonstrated in such films as “Under the Sand” and “Swimming Pool.”
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    A pitch-black, blood-soaked comedy and phenomenal first feature by Alice Lowe, who also stars as Ruth, the pregnant heroine.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Morgenstern
    For all its flashy trappings, weighty ruminations and zero-gravity floatings aboard the International Space Station, Life turns out to be another variant of “Alien,” though without the grungy horror and grim fun. In space no one can hear you snore.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    [Kore-eda's] latest film, though, has a special warmth and grace. It unfolds slowly, sneaks up on big questions about intertwined mysteries of family and personal destiny, and pretty much answers them, though the biggest question for Ryota is whether he’ll be changed by what he learns.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Morgenstern
    In the new film beauty is sought, and seldom found, in glitzy surfaces. Enchantment is chased, and never captured, in extravagant set pieces that owe less to fairy-tale tradition than to Cirque du Soleil grandiosity.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The ghost story gets to be silly, and wants to have it both ways, as ghost stories often do, on the question of whether various signs from beyond the grave are real or imagined.... Yet Ms. Stewart’s portrayal has the ring of truth and the urgency of terror.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    Raw
    This French-language horror film is shockingly well made for a debut feature: Julia Ducournau, who wrote and directed it, really knows her stuff and is clearly bound for mainstream success, if that’s where her appetites take her.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Morgenstern
    I’ve gone on about the creatures because there’s so little to say about the humans, who, in their turn, have little to say about the creatures, because the writers haven’t written enough lively dialogue.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Joe Morgenstern
    To those who, like me, are ever so slightly beyond the young-adult cohort, it may seem silly and derivative but sometimes affecting as well, a high-school pageant version of “The Pilgrim’s Progress.”
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Morgenstern
    After seeing The Shack — after enduring, that is, its 132 minutes of blissed-out New Age religiosity — I’ve become a believer. I believe there is no role Octavia Spencer can’t play with convincing feeling and an impeccably straight face.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    The R-rating does represent truth in advertising, and it has conferred a kind of liberation on what strikes me, a violence-averse moviegoer at heart, as the best superhero film to come out of the comic-book world, and I’m not forgetting Tim Burton’s “Batman” or Christopher Nolan’s “The Dark Knight.”
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    Magical is not an oversize word for this exquisite film.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 Joe Morgenstern
    Get Out starts with a great title and a promising idea — a black man’s fear as he walks at night down a street in an affluent white suburb. Then it delivers on that promise with explosive brilliance.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Morgenstern
    The computer-generated monsters, like the film as a whole, are numbingly repetitive, and devoid of any power to move, scare or stir us.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Morgenstern
    A godawful gothic horror flick.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    An act of expiation, Land of Mine is honorable, harrowing and stirring.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Joe Morgenstern
    What’s unusual, and admirable, about the film is its close concern with colonialist machinations that make Seretse and Ruth the pawns of implacable power. What’s unfortunate is that Ms. Asante’s direction and Mr. Hibbert’s script aren’t up to the dramatic task; the pace grows slower as the couple’s plight deepens.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    An enchanting documentary by Ceyda Torun, operates on three levels, and we’re not speaking metaphorically here.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    It’s really funny, though, an animated sendup of comic-book epics that vanquishes solemnity with the power of supersilliness.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Joe Morgenstern
    The story plays out on two planets, Mars and Earth, while the production follows its own orbit in a state of zero gravity, zero nuance and subzero sense.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Morgenstern
    Why did Mr. De Niro do it, and why would anyone pay money to see it?
    • 95 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    The film is unsparing as history and enthralling as biography.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    His new film, in Persian with English subtitles, is of a piece with his best work — tightly focused, rather than broad-gauge brilliant, and another instance of this superb filmmaker turning elusive motivations and the mysteries of personality into gripping drama.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Morgenstern
    Congrats to Mr. McConaughey, usually a beanpole, for making himself unfashionably fat. The movie, though, is thin, if semi-clever, the synthetically exuberant tale of a rogue’s journey from rags to riches and back again.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Morgenstern
    All I can say is that A Dog’s Purpose left me cherishing my borderline-venerable Skeezix; longing to see Scamp and Fluff and Sukoshi and Sally, the dear departed dogs of my life; and wishing I could have been reincarnated as a better master than I was.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    This exquisite animated feature, directed by Michael Dudok de Wit, has no dialogue, only the sounds of water, wind and birds, the occasional strains of Laurent Perez del Mar’s graceful score; and images of a young castaway living out the stages of his life on a desert island after giant storm waves hurl him onto a beach.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 10 Joe Morgenstern
    Split reworks some of the themes Mr. Shyamalan developed in the 2000 “Unbreakable” — weakness and strength, unstoppable power, a sense of emergent destiny. The film contends that people are purified by suffering. Having suffered through the screening, I’m still waiting for my purer self to kick in.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    Mr. Keaton’s performance is fascinating from beginning to end, and the movie around him is entertaining in fits and starts. Ultimately, though, it’s a tough sell, a biopic with an uncertain tone that doesn’t know what to make of its subject.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Morgenstern
    Watching a bad movie can be fun for reasons that have less to do with its essence than with its trappings. I enjoyed some of the characters’ cardboard and/or plastic names.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    The tone is earnest, with dialogue that sometimes plods when you want it to fly — a running time of 127 minutes doesn’t help the pacing — and a couple of pieces of casting are infelicitous: Jim Parsons gives a flat performance as the fictional Paul Stafford, NASA’s lead engineer, and Glen Powell is years too young to play John Glenn, who looks like a gung-ho frat boy.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Joe Morgenstern
    For all its sporadic philosophizing and belated stabs at romance, Live by Night is cold and inert at its core. That’s really the long and short of it.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    Brilliantly funny and moving comedy.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 90 Joe Morgenstern
    What makes this droll, darting story about a loose group of family and friends so moving? The answer lies partly in its tone. Mr. Mills seems to have thrown everything he could think of into the mix, dramatic unities be damned, but suffused it all with a poetic sense of life’s goofiness, solemnity and evanescence.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 50 Joe Morgenstern
    This is filmmaking as an act of devotion, and exploration — not just of the nature of faith but of faith’s obverse, abject doubt. The production is physically beautiful, and evokes the beauties of classic Japanese films, but the substance makes few concessions to conventional notions of entertainment.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 90 Joe Morgenstern
    Do watch it on a big screen to take in all the beauty. A couple of flawless live-action performances share the screen with lovely animation, and with whatever digital magic spawned the monster — who looks like a tree, has molten sap, biteless bark, Liam Neeson’s voice and a face that reminded me of Boris Karloff.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Morgenstern
    The whole movie prompts a sense of wonderment: at how boring, dumb and vacant it is; how it fails to give its co-stars enough to do; how the tone changes from one moment to the next; how presumably hard-headed businessmen could have sunk so much money into such a feeble script (the production values are impressive, albeit antiseptic); and, most importantly, how the script raises a crucial question of ethics, then comes up with the wrong answer.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Morgenstern
    This latest feature by the Spanish master isn’t up there with his sensational best. All the same, give thanks for substantial favors.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    The hurtling action, speaking louder than any dialogue, gives a stirring sense of the suffering and heroism that flowed from the terror at the Boylston Street finish line.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Morgenstern
    Fascinating — though overlong and sometimes slow.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Morgenstern
    A movie that means to be uplifting but turns out to be insufferable.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    It’s all too seldom that a feature film combines brilliant acting with a spellbinding flow of language.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Morgenstern
    The fault lies not with Ms. Jones, an appealing performer, but with Gareth Edwards, who directed doggedly from a delight-free script by Chris Weitz and Tony Gilroy.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    Damien Chazelle’s musical, consistently daring and occasionally sublime, does what the movies have all but forgotten how to do — sweep us up into a dream of love that’s enhanced in an urgent present by the mythic power of Hollywood’s past.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Morgenstern
    At the center of this swirl of events, poignant recollections and utter pandemonium, Ms. Portman’s Jackie is a mesmerizing presence.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    The filmmaker has put two familiar pieces of music to such glorious, full-throated use toward the end that I can’t resist mentioning them: Donovan’s “Deep Peace,” and “Unchained Melody” done in close harmony by the Fleetwoods. For Nathalie in the uncertainty of the here and now, peace and harmony are great ideas too.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    Saroo is played dazzlingly by Dev Patel, who gives his richest performance since Mira Nair’s “The Namesake.”
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    Somewhat unshapely, though not shapeless; often repetitive; gleefully reckless with facts; probably too long (I say “probably” because I enjoyed every one of its 126 minutes); at times demandingly dense, with the kind of sizzling crosstalk that hasn’t been heard since Robert Altman, and as madly fragmented as its hero’s mind must have been.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Morgenstern
    So too much of a good thing really isn’t too much, and some of the exceptionally good things are the songs written by Lin-Manuel Miranda. But how will they do the water on Broadway?
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Joe Morgenstern
    We can all use more magic in our lives, and that promise is fulfilled quite delightfully at first. But extravagant creatures of digital descent can’t sustain a story that does little more than set the scene for a long string of sequels.
    • 96 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Morgenstern
    See this film as soon as you can, preferably with someone you love. Kenneth Lonergan’s third feature as a writer-director is a drama of surpassing beauty, and Casey Affleck’s portrayal of the janitor, Lee Chandler, is stripped-back perfection — understated, unaffected, yet stunning in depth and resonance.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Joe Morgenstern
    The film’s energy can be relentless, but the feelings are real, and they’re wrapped in a dysfunctional-family package that’s so venerable and endearing as to seem a little bit new.

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