Joe Dziemianowicz

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For 50 reviews, this critic has graded:
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  • 0% same as the average critic
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On average, this critic grades 6.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Joe Dziemianowicz's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 La La Land
Lowest review score: 20 The Boss
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 22 out of 50
  2. Negative: 3 out of 50
50 movie reviews
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Dziemianowicz
    Stone, who wowed on Broadway in “Cabaret,” again shows off some beautiful pipes. She captivates completely from her first frame. Then again, so does La La Land — a singing love letter to musicals, romance and the City of Angels that feels almost like a gift from above.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 90 Joe Dziemianowicz
    In the end, it's all about McDormand, who’s great at playing ordinary women in extraordinary circumstances.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Dziemianowicz
    As summer popcorn-style entertainment, The Nice Guys gets the job done.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Dziemianowicz
    A gross-out comedy motored by girl power that’s funnier than hell. Raunchier, too.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Dziemianowicz
    Director David Yates, who helmed the last four "Harry Potter" films, is in his element with this mix of wand-waving and rollicking adventure. He keeps the overstuffed story zipping along for the most part. And he's thrown in all the eye-popping wonders that $180 million can buy.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Dziemianowicz
    The Bronze isn’t a brilliant game-changer, just a funny and filthy diversion.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Dziemianowicz
    Ana de Armas makes a lasting impression as Felicidad, the angelic girl (her hair is braided, like a halo) who’s the love of Duran’s life. Too bad their relationship is underexplored and left to a quickie montage of baby-making and deliveries. That’s one of the reasons the film’s not a knockout.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Dziemianowicz
    Like the play by Jordan Harrison it’s based on, writer-director Michael Almereyda’s film is small in scale, but pulls us in close with its provocative setup.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Dziemianowicz
    Danielle Macdonald is irresistible as Patti Cake$, a dreamer with ambition and talent and visions so glorious, liberating and uplifting that they make her walk on air. The final moments were euphoric enough to make me float out of the theater.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Dziemianowicz
    The pacing is slow and deliberate. Director Joseph Kosinski (“Oblivion”) knows that it takes time to build real relationships and feelings.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Dziemianowicz
    It’s gripping, eye-opening and when it comes to heroics, thought-provoking. But it also suffers from grisliness, sentiment and self-indulgence.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Dziemianowicz
    Antonina is often seen and cradling animals — a lion, a monkey, a rabbit. Fitting, since Chastain elevates and handily carries The Zookeeper’s Wife.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Dziemianowicz
    The film’s second act packs a bittersweet punch, along with the fact that the failed show is now much-respected. But all of that could have been tied up in a quicker epilogue. The chorus, so to speak, lacks a hook. Too bad, considering that, to quote a Sondheim song from the show, they “had a good thing going.”
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Dziemianowicz
    Kids may not notice or care, but the movie, which advocates kindness, comes with an irony. It’s a film about embracing differences and seeing beyond appearances, but it rarely bucks convention or gets more than skin deep.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Dziemianowicz
    Jack and Sam share a wonderful scene when performance and real life blur, which is the whole point of the movie.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Dziemianowicz
    It’s smart, funny and bursting with ideas about the joys and rigors of motherhood and reckoning with the past and the future. It’s too bad, then, that the final head-scratching stretch sinks what’s preceded.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Dziemianowicz
    The film belongs to Clarke. Her warm and winning star turn lifts this checklist chick flick.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Dziemianowicz
    The film gets predictable and loses its firm grip a third of the way in. Too bad, since the film directed and co-written by Gary Ross (“The Hunger Games,” “Seabiscuit”) gets off to a bang-up beginning.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Dziemianowicz
    Tallulah is a sensitive and stirring look at motherhood.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Dziemianowicz
    Diane Kruger’s raw, real-as-it-gets performance as a grieving woman bent on vengeance in the German thriller In the Fade grabs from the get-go and never lets loose its grip.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Dziemianowicz
    The rom-dram is wistful and wisecracking, boasts a polished ensemble and is such a period looker you wish you could time-travel to the Jazz Era.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Joe Dziemianowicz
    The movie rises thanks to an ace in the hole: Bryan Cranston, whose stirring star turn hooks us completely.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Dziemianowicz
    As it speeds along, the film delivers its share of popcorn-style entertainment, curves and thrills. But it stalls due to plot holes and murky storytelling, willful inaccuracies (like an invented Upper East side train station), wasted talent and conductor’s cap tips to better railway-based movies like “Strangers on a Train,” “The Fugitive” and “Unstoppable.”
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Dziemianowicz
    Fun and likable, occasionally even delightful.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Dziemianowicz
    At its best, the movie turns gender roles on their heads. While the girls party very hard, bride-to-be Jess’s fiance Peter (Paul W. Downs) spends his stag party tasting wine with his buds. Moreover, people can surprise themselves — and do things they don’t expect.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Dziemianowicz
    In the end, The Man Who Invented Christmas is an enjoyable enough diversion. It’s no humbug. Just pleasantly ho-hum.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Dziemianowicz
    Among the lessons learned: marriages need tending and distance can make people closer. Not earth-shaking, but harmless. Like this sequel.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Dziemianowicz
    The wannabe thriller set in the near future packs gritty style and ambiance, but that’s no match when the story has no stakes and doesn’t add up.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Dziemianowicz
    Whether or not the movie turns you into X-philes, Yoshiki is hard to shake.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Dziemianowicz
    As a full-length film this fashion industry over-the-top farce about two hot messes behaving badly — and boozily — is both too much and too little.

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