Joe Dziemianowicz
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On average, this critic grades 6.6 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Dziemianowicz's Scores
- Movies
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| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | La La Land | |
| Lowest review score: | The Boss | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 22 out of 50
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Mixed: 25 out of 50
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Negative: 3 out of 50
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
The wannabe thriller set in the near future packs gritty style and ambiance, but that’s no match when the story has no stakes and doesn’t add up.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 6, 2018
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
It’s smart, funny and bursting with ideas about the joys and rigors of motherhood and reckoning with the past and the future. It’s too bad, then, that the final head-scratching stretch sinks what’s preceded.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 2, 2018
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Your mileage may vary — along with patience. Despite all the talk of the Shimmer, Annihilation sputters.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 21, 2018
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
As it speeds along, the film delivers its share of popcorn-style entertainment, curves and thrills. But it stalls due to plot holes and murky storytelling, willful inaccuracies (like an invented Upper East side train station), wasted talent and conductor’s cap tips to better railway-based movies like “Strangers on a Train,” “The Fugitive” and “Unstoppable.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 10, 2018
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Diane Kruger’s raw, real-as-it-gets performance as a grieving woman bent on vengeance in the German thriller In the Fade grabs from the get-go and never lets loose its grip.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 27, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
In the end, The Man Who Invented Christmas is an enjoyable enough diversion. It’s no humbug. Just pleasantly ho-hum.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 22, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Kids may not notice or care, but the movie, which advocates kindness, comes with an irony. It’s a film about embracing differences and seeing beyond appearances, but it rarely bucks convention or gets more than skin deep.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 13, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
In the end, it's all about McDormand, who’s great at playing ordinary women in extraordinary circumstances.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 8, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Roll The Snowman to the top of the ever-rising mountain of lousy movies with good trailers.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 19, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
The pacing is slow and deliberate. Director Joseph Kosinski (“Oblivion”) knows that it takes time to build real relationships and feelings.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 18, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Together, they (Winslet/Elba) share warm chemistry. But that’s not enough to melt eye-rolling exposition or predictable twists you see coming — even in a whiteout — a mile away.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 4, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Reese Witherspoon’s oversized appeal and radiance is no match for Home Again, a ramshackle romcom short on both romance and laughs.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 6, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
All three screenwriters either forgot or didn’t care that their heroine is 11. Even worse is when Félicie ends up dancing on tables in a bar — as in, a bar — “Coyote Ugly”-style. What? It’s not easy to take a message about taking leaps of faith from a movie that too often has two left feet.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 22, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Danielle Macdonald is irresistible as Patti Cake$, a dreamer with ambition and talent and visions so glorious, liberating and uplifting that they make her walk on air. The final moments were euphoric enough to make me float out of the theater.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 16, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Like the play by Jordan Harrison it’s based on, writer-director Michael Almereyda’s film is small in scale, but pulls us in close with its provocative setup.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 16, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
If you go searching for an original idea in this tiresome thriller about a soul-sucking demon doll, you won’t find one.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 10, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Berry, who’s been down a similar road before in “The Call,” brings grit, guts and tears. But all that’s not enough to break the monotony — or the preposterous conversations she has aloud with herself.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 3, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
At its best, the movie turns gender roles on their heads. While the girls party very hard, bride-to-be Jess’s fiance Peter (Paul W. Downs) spends his stag party tasting wine with his buds. Moreover, people can surprise themselves — and do things they don’t expect.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 14, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Director Daniel Espinosa whips up some nail-biting sequences. But the suspense is all by-the-numbers.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 30, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Antonina is often seen and cradling animals — a lion, a monkey, a rabbit. Fitting, since Chastain elevates and handily carries The Zookeeper’s Wife.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 30, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
It takes its sweet time to achieve anything beyond being a grueling snoozefest.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 2, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
The story submerges and drowns in preposterous gothic nonsense.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 15, 2017
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Stone, who wowed on Broadway in “Cabaret,” again shows off some beautiful pipes. She captivates completely from her first frame. Then again, so does La La Land — a singing love letter to musicals, romance and the City of Angels that feels almost like a gift from above.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 7, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
The film’s second act packs a bittersweet punch, along with the fact that the failed show is now much-respected. But all of that could have been tied up in a quicker epilogue. The chorus, so to speak, lacks a hook. Too bad, considering that, to quote a Sondheim song from the show, they “had a good thing going.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 17, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Director David Yates, who helmed the last four "Harry Potter" films, is in his element with this mix of wand-waving and rollicking adventure. He keeps the overstuffed story zipping along for the most part. And he's thrown in all the eye-popping wonders that $180 million can buy.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 13, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Whether or not the movie turns you into X-philes, Yoshiki is hard to shake.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 2, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
It’s gripping, eye-opening and when it comes to heroics, thought-provoking. But it also suffers from grisliness, sentiment and self-indulgence.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 2, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Director Tate Taylor, who neatly wove together women’s stories in “The Help,” is out of his depth with a thriller. He fills the screen with endless close-ups but not a lick of tension.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 5, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Murphy’s low-key but affecting performance is filled with loaded and loving glances. And the restraint becomes the 55-year-old star. If only the film were better.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 21, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Ryan’s debut as a director is a sketchy and starchy film. The memorable thing about the movie is that Hanks, still one of the biggest stars on the planet, stepped up for his “Sleepless in Seattle” and “You’ve Got Mail” partner.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 8, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Ana de Armas makes a lasting impression as Felicidad, the angelic girl (her hair is braided, like a halo) who’s the love of Duran’s life. Too bad their relationship is underexplored and left to a quickie montage of baby-making and deliveries. That’s one of the reasons the film’s not a knockout.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 26, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
The cast, led by John Krasinski, who doubles as director, has its own fight against the lame and contrived script by Jim Strouse.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 26, 2016
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 28, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
As a full-length film this fashion industry over-the-top farce about two hot messes behaving badly — and boozily — is both too much and too little.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 20, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Jack and Sam share a wonderful scene when performance and real life blur, which is the whole point of the movie.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 20, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
The rom-dram is wistful and wisecracking, boasts a polished ensemble and is such a period looker you wish you could time-travel to the Jazz Era.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 13, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
The movie rises thanks to an ace in the hole: Bryan Cranston, whose stirring star turn hooks us completely.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 8, 2016
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 28, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
The film gets predictable and loses its firm grip a third of the way in. Too bad, since the film directed and co-written by Gary Ross (“The Hunger Games,” “Seabiscuit”) gets off to a bang-up beginning.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 23, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Even the obligatory blooper reel after the film isn’t as funny as it should be.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 16, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
The film belongs to Clarke. Her warm and winning star turn lifts this checklist chick flick.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 1, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Writer and director Brian DeCubellis bathes the screen in dark shadows and provides fluid pacing. If you like your entertainment pulpy — and don’t mind swallowing cliches along the way — this “Night” is worth a look.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 18, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
As summer popcorn-style entertainment, The Nice Guys gets the job done.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 18, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Moviegoers don’t get much to chew on either, besides a decent performance by Ewan McGregor as both Jesus and a demon, plus some OMG-worthy landscapes.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 11, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
If they gave out badges for smutty language, this movie would have lots. There’s nothing wrong with that. But filthy doesn’t automatically equal funny.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 6, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Among the lessons learned: marriages need tending and distance can make people closer. Not earth-shaking, but harmless. Like this sequel.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 23, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
The Bronze isn’t a brilliant game-changer, just a funny and filthy diversion.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 17, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
Luckily for Hello, My Name Is Doris, Sally Field is still so likable, really likable.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 9, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
It’s visually sumptuous but laborious. Worse, it’s pretty humorless. Knight of Cups takes itself very seriously.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 2, 2016
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- Joe Dziemianowicz
A gross-out comedy motored by girl power that’s funnier than hell. Raunchier, too.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 16, 2015
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