Jeannette Catsoulis

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For 1,835 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 47% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jeannette Catsoulis' Scores

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Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 10 Cloverfield Lane
Lowest review score: 0 The Tiger and the Snow
Score distribution:
1835 movie reviews
    • 76 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Reveling in misdirection and a teasing duality . . . Hokum profits from Colm Hogan’s insinuating camera as it noses through gloomy corridors and a terrifying dumbwaiter shaft, hinting at what lurks on the other side of the frame.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Despite a plot (by Ben Hopkins) bursting with double- and triple- crosses, the movie feels programmatic, its characters bland cogs in a Rube Goldberg machine.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Normal — which heralds, according to the press notes, the birth of yet another franchise — navigates its cartoonish excesses with expected competence. As for Odenkirk, he’s golden; as mythology nerds will recall, Ulysses was also known as the Master of Cunning.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Bunnylovr, the first feature from Katarina Zhu, touches on various themes, none of which feels fully realized. Yet there is such a sweet symbiosis between Zhu’s intimate, easy directing style and her unselfconscious performance in the lead role — beautifully illuminated by Daisy Zhou’s gentle cinematography — that the movie’s aimlessness rarely grates.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Existential ennui is not exactly fun to watch (or, one assumes, easy to perform), yet a meaningless life has rarely looked this beautiful.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Softer and gentler than either of its forbears, "Alpha" hums with a dreamlike unease, a movie less concerned with sensation than with genuine feeling.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    In its quest to give us a little bit of everything, it finally delivers not nearly enough of anything.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Infused with the D.N.A. of Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange (1971), Heel is an uneasy study of subjugation and transformation. Rock-solid performances from Boon and Graham maintain its precarious balance between anxiety and absurdity.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Dreams might feel distant and frosty, but it has a lot to say about inequality and the prerogatives of privilege.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    While much of this is muddled and repetitive, it is also now and then slyly amusing.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Jeannette Catsoulis
    With immense sensitivity, the screenwriter and director Harry Lighton, making his feature debut, stages sequences that deepen the characters and expand our understanding of their lives.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Send Help may not be peak Raimi (that, to my mind, would be A Simple Plan), but it’s Raimi at peak pulp. I’ll happily take it.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A depressing, downbeat thriller that hustles from one violent act to the next with only the flimsiest of narrative throughlines, the latest from the French Canadian director Maxime Giroux is an unfortunate misfire.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Jeannette Catsoulis
    This dazzling first feature from the Thai filmmaker Ratchapoom Boonbunchachoke uses the frame of a sad-sweet sex comedy to weave together political allegory, supernatural mystery and more than one tender love story. And he does this with such skill and bravado that you never see the seams.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Occasionally cute and almost instantly forgettable, “People,” tidily directed by Brett Haley, offers less-than-witty dialogue.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The couple’s earnestness sounds mockable, but it’s not: They are too sincere, too joyful and too grateful to be doing the only thing that either of them ever wanted to do. And right now all I want to do is dust off my vinyl copy of “Hot August Night.”
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    If “Is This Thing On?” is sometimes too careful for its own good, it is also deeply trusting of its leads, whose faces, under the scrutiny of Matthew Libatique’s merciless close-ups, reveal the hurt the couple is unable to verbalize.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Imogen Poots’s fantastically expressive performance as the adult Lidia transforms this movie (the feature directing debut of Kristen Stewart) from punishing to mesmerizing.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    This is a movie that wants to have it both way.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Sappy and silly, Eternity made me thank heaven for Da’Vine Joy Randolph and John Early as the quick-witted coordinators tasked with guiding our threesome to perpetual bliss. They’re a comic delight, and they aerate a movie that’s most touching when it’s least frantic.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A movie that’s at once disappointingly superficial and utterly charming.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    If some of the cabin’s lore is on the silly side, Maslany sells Liz’s terror so convincingly that the urge to giggle is dampened. Her lock on the film’s tone is absolute.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The result is a charming experiment that should delight those who like their pleasures both nostalgic and voyeuristic.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Love + War chooses to go wide rather than deep, resulting in a movie that, while pleasingly dynamic, offers less psychological insight than the photographs she has gambled everything to take. And perhaps that’s as it should be.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A derivative and dogged horror movie that reverts to rote with wearying regularity.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Wrenching and at times suffocating, If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a howl of maternal desperation spiked with jagged humor.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The Ice Tower is ultimately too glacial and secretive to fully satisfy. The real magic here lies in Jonathan Ricquebourg’s dazzlingly chilly images, and two leads as compelling as the fantasy that set them in motion.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    With little furtherance of the plot beyond confusing flashbacks to a creepy childhood triad, “Chapter 2” is hackneyed and silly, relying heavily on Petsch’s sneakily resilient scream queen.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The director, Simon Curtis, deftly choreographs what feels like a series’ worth of brief interactions into a mostly satisfying whole.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Lawrence’s commitment to authenticity may be laudable (he filmed almost the entire project on the move in Canada), but it’s clear that he was so busy honoring the book, he forgot to entertain the audience.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Preparation for the Next Life is all the more potent for choosing naturalism over melodrama and sensitivity over sentiment.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Sally, a welcome but unadventurous documentary about the astronaut Sally Ride (who died in 2012), wraps a risk-taking personality inside a risk-averse package.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Battling downpours and an abundance of nighttime shadows, the cinematographer Benjamin Kracun adds a classy, coppery richness where he can. But “Echo Valley,” directed by Michael Pearce (whose 2018 feature debut, “Beast,” mingled equally dissonant themes with far greater dexterity), is ultimately undone by Brad Ingelsby’s distracted script.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Directed, with workmanlike efficiency, by Len Wiseman, “Ballerina” is at once insultingly facile and infuriatingly obtuse, its unmodulated tumult leaving little room for nuance or personality.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    I’m beginning to think that the Philippous don’t just want to shatter our nerves: They want to break our hearts.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The story’s conventional beats (the get-back-in-shape montage, the bad news delivered at a critical moment) cohere into a wholesome journey of long-delayed healing. The inclusion of the wonderful Mykelti Williamson, as Joe’s longtime friend and rodeo partner, injects a buddy-movie vibe that anchors the action in riding bouts that are smoothly thrilling without being punishing.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The Damned is shaped as a wistful and laconic study of the minutiae of survival. Though billed as his first fiction film, it wobbles tantalizingly on a permeable line between narrative and documentary.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The result is a movie so sweet and soothing you’ll be forced to admit that sometimes the universe — or, in this case, Netflix — gives you exactly what you need.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Nonnas serves up ethnic comedy on a platter of ham and cheese.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Spasmodically funny, though hardly a comedy, Vulcanizadora is raw, moving and, briefly, horrifying.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The movie, adapted by the Norwegian filmmaker Emilie Blichfeldt from the Cinderella story, is the opposite of didactic: Slyly funny and visually captivating (the luscious cinematography is by Marcel Zyskind), its scenes move with ease from gross to gorgeous, and from grotesque to magical.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Drop is pleasantly silly and minimally suspenseful.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    High on revolutionary spirit, Freaky Tales is a frisky, frantic pastiche that doesn’t always make sense. . . Yet the visuals are meaty, and the filmmakers (whose last feature collaboration was on “Captain Marvel” in 2019) show considerable affection for their movie’s setting.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Bereft of chuckles or even a substantial story, this maudlin musical fable never escapes the drag of a lead character with supporting-player energy.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A sterile drama about state-controlled procreation, “The Assessment,” the first feature from the French director Fleur Fortuné, is visually stark and emotionally chilling.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Johnson and Stephen Cooney have shaped an unsettling, sorrowful journey from damage to a kind of deliverance.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    This sci-fi twaddle, soothingly framed by rolling sand dunes and a slash of crystal coastline (dreamily photographed by David Chambille), eventually tests our patience.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Last Breath is disappointingly shallow and fatally lethargic.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Its characters may be stressed out, but its rhythms are leisurely, the skill of the actors mostly countering the weaknesses in the script.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The film’s satire is barn-door broad, its humor sidelong and sharp enough to take the edge off the gore.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    "Section 31,” bravely directed by Olatunde Osunsanmi, is a dog’s dinner of head-snapping reversals and explanatory dialogue — a movie with little on its mind but mayhem.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Given that the finale of Michael Polish’s spies-on-the-lam thriller, Alarum, teases the unwelcome possibility of a sequel, please consider this review a mercy killing.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    In one sense, Wolf Man is a generic, and not especially scary, cabin-in-the-woods frightener that leans too often on tenebrous lighting and ear-shredding sound effects. . . Yet the extreme pathos of Blake’s plight is palpable, and Whannell is determined to make us feel it.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The film’s escalating violence frequently smothers its sweeter, more haunting moments, such as Night using the game to ease Apolline’s fear of losing her brother.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Gracey paints a fabulously entertaining and touching picture of an insecure, complicated man hauling himself from a quicksand of grasping fans, greedy impresarios, unresolved addictions and father-son dysfunction.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Refusing to pander to restless derrières, they’ve given this big, bounding, beautifully cinematic swashbuckler almost three hours to breathe. Yet their pacing is so frisky — and Celia Lafitedupont’s editing so elegant — your derrière is unlikely to complain.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    While Wolfe is an engaging screen presence, the movie is too clumsy and clichéd to conjure tension.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Less an epic poem than a showcase for two of cinema’s finest actors, The Return is visually bleak and emotionally gripping.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    This direct-to-streaming bauble benefits from two leads whose charm effortlessly outshines the material.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Small and strange, Meanwhile on Earth seduces with its soft, barren beauty (the chilled cinematography is by Robrecht Heyvaert) and Dan Levy’s surreal score.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Wrapped in drab visuals and a doomy atmosphere, Absolution paints a world where lowlifes rule and neither doctors nor priests can be trusted. Yet there are moments when the beatdowns pause and a misty melancholy shines through.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A lean, mean revenge thriller that knows exactly what it’s about, Magpie has little originality but an invigorating clarity of purpose.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Sporadically ingenious, occasionally chilling and entirely bonkers, Rumours sees Maddin (writing and directing with his longtime collaborators Evan and Galen Johnson) abandoning his more familiar black-and-white, silent-film aesthetic for vibrant color.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The movie’s quiet star is Douglas himself. Whether gently asking a tense Rubin about his upbringing, or helping Ono with her “box of smiles,” Douglas’s kindness and intellectual curiosity are more compelling than any political argument.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Matt and Mara is less a movie than an idea for one. It doesn’t help that neither character is likable, or that the director and writer, Kazik Radwanski, fills the screen with close-ups in lieu of information.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Though at times squirmingly unpleasant, Hoard is never a drag. The insolence of the filmmaking and the artlessness of the leads energize a plot of stunning recklessness and unexpected humor.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    What I did not expect was to emerge with not only a deeper understanding of this strange calling, but far greater empathy for those who seek out its practitioners.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Playing out in six, ingeniously scrambled chapters, this headlong thriller transforms a simple cat-and-mouse premise — and maybe even a toxic love story — into an impertinent rebuke to genre clichés and our own preprogrammed assumptions.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    All this gives “Cuckoo” a strange, lusty vigor that’s hugely entertaining.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Mixing war movie, coming-of-age drama and gangster thriller, Akin and Hajabi’s screenplay is a dispiriting brew of repellent behavior and odious rap lyrics.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Coolly executed and seductively simple, Oddity, the second feature from Damian McCarthy (after the unsettling, underseen “Caveat” in 2021), is a fun, back-to-basics supernatural thriller that cares more about making us jump than making us cringe.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    As chilling and stylish as it is, Longlegs is a frustrating pleasure.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Manipulative to the max (one upsetting murder is almost pornographically protracted), Kill is dizzyingly impressive and punishingly vicious.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Darker, moodier and altogether nastier than its predecessors — “X” (2022) and, later that same year, “Pearl” — this hyperconfident feature is also funny, occasionally wistful and deeply empathetic toward its damaged, driven heroine.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Somehow, Penn never allows Clark’s inappropriateness to become predatory, and Johnson’s marvelously expressive features reveal details the dialogue declines to provide. Yet if there’s a finer point to any of this — beyond yes, talking to strangers is sometimes beneficial — it eluded me.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Surrender to its vintage vibe and its emotional kick may surprise you.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Margolin’s empathy for Thelma (he based the story on a scam perpetrated on his own grandmother) lends the film a sweetness and occasional poignancy that help mitigate much of the foolishness.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Law (and his director, Karim Aïnouz) might be laying it on thick, but his grotesque tyrant is the only thing lifting this dreary, ahistoric drama out of its narrative doldrums.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Without much to distract from the three central characters, Tuesday can feel overlong and a little claustrophobic. Yet this compassionate fairy tale works because the actors are so in sync and the imagery — as in one shot of the bird curled like an apostrophe in a dead woman’s tear duct — is often magical.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Claiming inspiration (in the film’s press notes) from Terrence Malick and others, Nash has attempted an ambitious blend of art house and slaughterhouse whose rug-pulling ending will polarize, even as its moody logic prevails.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The style is stilted, the look rudimentary, with Abhilasha Dewan’s cheeky animation supplying an occasional visual lift. Yet as Wilson’s former errand boy guides us around her onetime fiefdom — conjuring an area fizzing with smut until doused by Giuliani — we may sense the milieu, but its matriarch remains stubbornly indistinct.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    There are no fresh ideas in the French creepy-crawler Infested, yet this first feature from Sébastien Vanicek scurries forward with such pep and purpose that its shortcomings are easily forgivable.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Surrender to its shaggy rhythms and you’ll find this sometimes tiresome portrait of a family of mythical beasts is not without intelligence and a strangely mesmeric intent.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    In its cheerfully disordered way, “Housekeeping” tells us that families, like last-minute meals, must sometimes be created from whatever ingredients are at hand.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The strangest, possibly silliest movie of the veteran director’s idiosyncratic career. It is also borderline brilliant.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Razooli wants us to see the fantastical narratives children conjure to manage real-world uncertainties, but his vision lacks focus.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Knox Goes Away” is, like its antihero, smart, unconventional and almost obsessively careful. Its unhurried pacing and mood of quiet deliberation won’t be for everyone; but this low-key thriller resolves its shockingly high stakes with a twisty intelligence.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Fans typically expect well-executed jump scares, fun plot twists and the occasional rubbery monster. What they probably don’t expect is the sophisticated allegory that Imaginary appears to be flirting with — and comes close to pulling off — before losing its nerve.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A hilariously awful collision of soap opera and horror movie, Amelia’s Children teeters so precariously on the cliff top of comedy that one wishes the director, Gabriel Abrantes, had dared to kick it over the edge.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The director and animator Robert Morgan has crafted a narratively slender, visually sophisticated first feature.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Unfolding entirely in a fictional language (which the actors deliver with fluid conviction), and enriched by lovingly rendered practical effects, this first feature from Andrew Cumming pairs its minimalist narrative with the maximum of atmosphere.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Part career profile and part psychological exploration, “Panico” smoothly accomplishes the first but teases gold with the second.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A work of glaring artifice, Miller’s Girl, written and directed by Jade Halley Bartlett, is being touted as a psychological thriller, but it’s too vapid and silly to do much besides titillate.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The direction, by Kibwe Tavares and Daniel Kaluuya, is sure and unfussy, spinning a warmly humane story of cross-generational connection.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The movie is too juvenile and too timid to acknowledge the real-world chill of its online cabal of murderous social misfits.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A mood board of mashing, slashing, snapping and splintering, this feature, directed by Xavier Gens, is revenge-movie cliché ground down to the studs.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The Inner Cage isn’t exactly a feast for the senses. Even so, if you’re in the mood to listen, the film’s careful conversations occasionally serve up food for thought.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Boutella is a pleasingly game and lithesome heroine, but the movie around her feels curiously indifferent, a crammed, compressed delivery system for its maker’s dorm-room dreams.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Smoothly shaping familiar genre tropes into a brutal study of class warfare and the stifling of pity, the director, Um Tae-hwa (who wrote the script with Lee Shin-ji), makes human kindness the first casualty of social disorder.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 20 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Bland photography and perfunctory writing are the very least of my issues with Next Goal Wins, a movie-shaped stain on the class of entertainment known as the sports-underdog comedy.

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