Jeannette Catsoulis
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47% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics.
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Jeannette Catsoulis' Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 58 | |
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| Highest review score: | 10 Cloverfield Lane | |
| Lowest review score: | The Tiger and the Snow | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 801 out of 1835
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Mixed: 718 out of 1835
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Negative: 316 out of 1835
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A derivative and dogged horror movie that reverts to rote with wearying regularity.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 23, 2025
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
With little furtherance of the plot beyond confusing flashbacks to a creepy childhood triad, “Chapter 2” is hackneyed and silly, relying heavily on Petsch’s sneakily resilient scream queen.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 30, 2025
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- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 27, 2025
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Given that the finale of Michael Polish’s spies-on-the-lam thriller, Alarum, teases the unwelcome possibility of a sequel, please consider this review a mercy killing.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 16, 2025
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
While Wolfe is an engaging screen presence, the movie is too clumsy and clichéd to conjure tension.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 12, 2024
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Mixing war movie, coming-of-age drama and gangster thriller, Akin and Hajabi’s screenplay is a dispiriting brew of repellent behavior and odious rap lyrics.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 25, 2024
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A work of glaring artifice, Miller’s Girl, written and directed by Jade Halley Bartlett, is being touted as a psychological thriller, but it’s too vapid and silly to do much besides titillate.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 25, 2024
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Boutella is a pleasingly game and lithesome heroine, but the movie around her feels curiously indifferent, a crammed, compressed delivery system for its maker’s dorm-room dreams.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 21, 2023
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Bland photography and perfunctory writing are the very least of my issues with Next Goal Wins, a movie-shaped stain on the class of entertainment known as the sports-underdog comedy.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 16, 2023
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A misbegotten blend of the futuristic and the antiquated, “Divinity” is an unintentionally comical sci-fi diatribe obsessed with beautiful bodies, bickering brothers and biblical symbolism.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 19, 2023
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
As for LaBute, a once incisive chronicler of male cruelty and ineptitude, his continued dabblings in genre are lamentable. Perhaps the kindest thing to do is pretend this dud never happened.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 20, 2023
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The misogyny of the movie’s risibly sadistic villains is only one distasteful thread in this sleazy saga of rescue and revenge.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 22, 2023
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Top-heavy with big names (Tina Fey, Jon Hamm) and set in a nondescript small town populated primarily by sad sacks and losers, the movie struggles to get out of second gear.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 15, 2023
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Trite, charmless and entirely without grace, Mafia Mamma weaves a wearying string of Mob chestnuts into a shallow empowerment narrative.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 13, 2023
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Washed in an unappetizing sludge of grayish green, the movie aims for serious and settles on bilious. The real McLaughlin was a fascinating, pioneering newshound; you’re unlikely to find her here.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 16, 2023
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Hobbled by a lack of visual oomph or verbal sparkle, A Little White Lie pokes feebly at impostor syndrome and writerly insecurity.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 2, 2023
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A play-like trudge through seesawing power dynamics, bursts of violence, perpetual gloom and a ludicrously attenuated finale, The Apology could have doubled its tension by halving its running time.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 15, 2022
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Lively, noisy, dark and daft, this gloopy creature feature from the British director Neil Marshall plays like a loose, if vastly inferior callback to his two best films, “Dog Soldiers” (2002) and “The Descent” (2006).- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 28, 2022
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Spectacularly uninteresting...this dreary Antipodean curiosity is a yob-filled slog of hard-man posturing, all of it bathed in an oppressive testosterone funk. And I haven’t even mentioned the hairy buttocks.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 4, 2022
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Familiarity might be the point, but a screenplay this coarse leaves the actors little wiggle room, reducing them to mouthpieces for recycled jokes.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 7, 2022
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Perhaps the most depressing thing about Sophia Banks’s Black Site — a dreary, underwritten thriller — is an ending that suggests a sequel might already be in the works. For the sake of its beleaguered star, Michelle Monaghan, I can only hope not.- The New York Times
- Posted May 3, 2022
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
A sequel so dumb that no effort by Willis could reasonably be expected to save it.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 28, 2022
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
The title is bad enough, but it’s all downhill from there in the revolting Belgian farce Mother Schmuckers. I would say words fail me, but they don’t. It’s just that most of them are unprintable.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 3, 2022
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Subtle as a sledgehammer and shallow as a saucer, Asking for It is painted in such broad strokes that — with just a smidgen of humor — it would pass for satire.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 3, 2022
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Throttled by a corrosive self-awareness, the latest Scream is a slasher movie with resting smug face, so enamored of its own mythology that its characters speak of little else.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 13, 2022
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
There were moments during The Scary of Sixty-First when I was convinced I was watching a botched horror-comedy. But while this witless slurry of onanism and conspiracy theories is certainly laughable, it is never, for one second, even remotely funny.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 16, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
An indolent, narratively impoverished mess that substitutes corpses for characters and slogans for dialogue.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 14, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Treacly and manipulative, Dear Evan Hansen turns villain into victim and grief into an exploitable vulnerability. It made me cringe.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 23, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
Queenpins might have been a snappy little comedy had it lost 20 minutes and found a point beyond glorifying grand larceny. Erasing the lead character’s smug-perky narration wouldn’t have hurt, either.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 9, 2021
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- Jeannette Catsoulis
This convoluted clash of competing interests, though, is so poorly explained it’s as arduous to untangle as it is to enjoy.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 5, 2021
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