Jeannette Catsoulis

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For 1,835 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 47% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jeannette Catsoulis' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 10 Cloverfield Lane
Lowest review score: 0 The Tiger and the Snow
Score distribution:
1835 movie reviews
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A derivative and dogged horror movie that reverts to rote with wearying regularity.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    With little furtherance of the plot beyond confusing flashbacks to a creepy childhood triad, “Chapter 2” is hackneyed and silly, relying heavily on Petsch’s sneakily resilient scream queen.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Last Breath is disappointingly shallow and fatally lethargic.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Given that the finale of Michael Polish’s spies-on-the-lam thriller, Alarum, teases the unwelcome possibility of a sequel, please consider this review a mercy killing.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    While Wolfe is an engaging screen presence, the movie is too clumsy and clichéd to conjure tension.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Mixing war movie, coming-of-age drama and gangster thriller, Akin and Hajabi’s screenplay is a dispiriting brew of repellent behavior and odious rap lyrics.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A work of glaring artifice, Miller’s Girl, written and directed by Jade Halley Bartlett, is being touted as a psychological thriller, but it’s too vapid and silly to do much besides titillate.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Boutella is a pleasingly game and lithesome heroine, but the movie around her feels curiously indifferent, a crammed, compressed delivery system for its maker’s dorm-room dreams.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 20 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Bland photography and perfunctory writing are the very least of my issues with Next Goal Wins, a movie-shaped stain on the class of entertainment known as the sports-underdog comedy.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A misbegotten blend of the futuristic and the antiquated, “Divinity” is an unintentionally comical sci-fi diatribe obsessed with beautiful bodies, bickering brothers and biblical symbolism.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    As for LaBute, a once incisive chronicler of male cruelty and ineptitude, his continued dabblings in genre are lamentable. Perhaps the kindest thing to do is pretend this dud never happened.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The misogyny of the movie’s risibly sadistic villains is only one distasteful thread in this sleazy saga of rescue and revenge.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Top-heavy with big names (Tina Fey, Jon Hamm) and set in a nondescript small town populated primarily by sad sacks and losers, the movie struggles to get out of second gear.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Trite, charmless and entirely without grace, Mafia Mamma weaves a wearying string of Mob chestnuts into a shallow empowerment narrative.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Washed in an unappetizing sludge of grayish green, the movie aims for serious and settles on bilious. The real McLaughlin was a fascinating, pioneering newshound; you’re unlikely to find her here.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Hobbled by a lack of visual oomph or verbal sparkle, A Little White Lie pokes feebly at impostor syndrome and writerly insecurity.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A play-like trudge through seesawing power dynamics, bursts of violence, perpetual gloom and a ludicrously attenuated finale, The Apology could have doubled its tension by halving its running time.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Lively, noisy, dark and daft, this gloopy creature feature from the British director Neil Marshall plays like a loose, if vastly inferior callback to his two best films, “Dog Soldiers” (2002) and “The Descent” (2006).
    • 59 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Spectacularly uninteresting...this dreary Antipodean curiosity is a yob-filled slog of hard-man posturing, all of it bathed in an oppressive testosterone funk. And I haven’t even mentioned the hairy buttocks.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Familiarity might be the point, but a screenplay this coarse leaves the actors little wiggle room, reducing them to mouthpieces for recycled jokes.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Perhaps the most depressing thing about Sophia Banks’s Black Site — a dreary, underwritten thriller — is an ending that suggests a sequel might already be in the works. For the sake of its beleaguered star, Michelle Monaghan, I can only hope not.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 0 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A sequel so dumb that no effort by Willis could reasonably be expected to save it.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 0 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The title is bad enough, but it’s all downhill from there in the revolting Belgian farce Mother Schmuckers. I would say words fail me, but they don’t. It’s just that most of them are unprintable.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 20 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Subtle as a sledgehammer and shallow as a saucer, Asking for It is painted in such broad strokes that — with just a smidgen of humor — it would pass for satire.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Throttled by a corrosive self-awareness, the latest Scream is a slasher movie with resting smug face, so enamored of its own mythology that its characters speak of little else.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 20 Jeannette Catsoulis
    There were moments during The Scary of Sixty-First when I was convinced I was watching a botched horror-comedy. But while this witless slurry of onanism and conspiracy theories is certainly laughable, it is never, for one second, even remotely funny.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Jeannette Catsoulis
    An indolent, narratively impoverished mess that substitutes corpses for characters and slogans for dialogue.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 10 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Treacly and manipulative, Dear Evan Hansen turns villain into victim and grief into an exploitable vulnerability. It made me cringe.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Queenpins might have been a snappy little comedy had it lost 20 minutes and found a point beyond glorifying grand larceny. Erasing the lead character’s smug-perky narration wouldn’t have hurt, either.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    This convoluted clash of competing interests, though, is so poorly explained it’s as arduous to untangle as it is to enjoy.

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