Jean Oppenheimer

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For 144 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jean Oppenheimer's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Donnie Darko
Lowest review score: 0 Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 81 out of 144
  2. Negative: 14 out of 144
144 movie reviews
    • 79 Metascore
    • 90 Jean Oppenheimer
    This engaging film proves a total pleasure, suitable for moviegoers who like their films a bit old-fashioned but still mainstream.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Jean Oppenheimer
    Proves an absolute chore to sit through.
    • 9 Metascore
    • 0 Jean Oppenheimer
    The first Baby Geniuses, released in 1999, was one of the most inane, humorless, ill-conceived, poorly acted comedies of the year. As difficult as it is to imagine, the sequel is even worse, earning an F.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 90 Jean Oppenheimer
    So inventive, confident, and accomplished is the production that it's a shock to learn Sliding Doors is the work of a first-time director-screenwriter.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 60 Jean Oppenheimer
    Viewers still need a window into a character's soul if they are to connect on a deep emotional level. And that is missing here.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Jean Oppenheimer
    Turns out to be more than simply a near-miracle of filmmaking, however; it is also an astonishing work of art, a historical epic that drifts through one's consciousness like a reverie.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 100 Jean Oppenheimer
    So enchanting it takes your breath away.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 30 Jean Oppenheimer
    That this mess should come from the hand of Istvan Szabo, the brilliant Hungarian director of "Mephisto" and "Colonel Redl," is the real shocker.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 100 Jean Oppenheimer
    Like gathering storm clouds, Donnie Darko creates an atmosphere of eerie calm and mounting menace -- stands as one of the most exceptional movies of 2001.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Jean Oppenheimer
    A beautiful film from Iran explores beauty both physical and spiritual.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Jean Oppenheimer
    The movie lacks the adult humor of such kid flicks as "Shrek" and "Lilo & Stitch," but the target audience at an advance screening was shrieking with joy throughout.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Jean Oppenheimer
    A major weakness of A Soldier's Daughter is that it has no real plot.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 20 Jean Oppenheimer
    Doesn't work as comedy or drama or anything in between.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 20 Jean Oppenheimer
    Awful narration almost ruins the ghostly, gorgeous Running Free.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Jean Oppenheimer
    Despite the idealized portrait of Kelly and the very predictable plot, the film proves engaging, thanks in large measure to Ledger's sympathetic and believable performance.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    The film provides solid entertainment for kids but lacks any real sense of wonder and magic.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 10 Jean Oppenheimer
    Numbingly feeble -- The dialogue is witless, the situations are lame, the humor juvenile and the chemistry between the stars nonexistent.
    • New Times (L.A.)
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Jean Oppenheimer
    The film was shot with six cameras simultaneously and the images are projected on six split screens, à la Mike Figgis' "Time Code." While the subject's appeal is limited and the film's 106-minute running time excessive, viewers who do respond to the pic will find it raw, real and cathartic.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    Nelson has directed his actors--including David Arquette, Steve Buscemi and Daniel Benzali (no, this isn't a joke)--to speak in David Mamet-like cadence, all short, choppy sentences and staccato rhythms. It's a terrible mistake.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Jean Oppenheimer
    Well acted by an unusually likable cast.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Jean Oppenheimer
    The charismatic Jamal has the spirit of a young Antoine Doinel, and Winterbottom shoots him to evoke the memory of Truffaut's young hero.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Jean Oppenheimer
    The film proves unrelentingly grim -- and equally engrossing.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Jean Oppenheimer
    The film is worth seeing for Sorvino alone. The actress hasn't been this good since Woody Allen's "Mighty Aphrodite," a role that couldn't be more dissimilar.
    • New Times (L.A.)
    • 55 Metascore
    • 20 Jean Oppenheimer
    The predominantly amateur cast is painful to watch, so stilted and unconvincing are the performances. Poor Roth has nobody to play against and flounders in trying to keep the ship upright. Herzog aims for a kind of operatic sweep that he fails to achieve.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    Although far superior to recent American fare such as "Alex and Emma," the film takes actors with quirky charms and places them in a homogenized, studiolike picture. What a waste.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Jean Oppenheimer
    Thanks to the performances and McCarthy's understated script and direction, the film walked off with both the Audience Award at the Sundance Film Festival and the Waldo Salt Screenwriting Award.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 90 Jean Oppenheimer
    This terrific movie manages to invest kitchen-sink realism with the soul of a fairy tale.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Jean Oppenheimer
    Pulsates with music, dance, color and laughter, but also glows with quiet moments of drama.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    Proves only intermittently engaging as its twisted plot loses energy and becomes confusing in the latter half.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 40 Jean Oppenheimer
    Peet is still adorable, and a couple of twists enliven the plot, but the jokes are lame, the timing is off, the physical pratfalls are too broad, and there's still no chemistry between Perry and Henstridge.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    The actors are capable, but the direction feels stilted, the pacing sluggish, and the story obvious. The film plays like an ABC after-school special.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Jean Oppenheimer
    With Joseph Fiennes as the conflicted, frequently self-hating Luther, this historical drama/biopic offers a fairly thorough overview of the period (although it's weak on the "good deeds" angle) but is somewhat dry and weighted with significance.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Jean Oppenheimer
    Enormously appealing romantic comedy-drama.
    • New Times (L.A.)
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Jean Oppenheimer
    Far superior to either "Life Is Beautiful" or "Jakob the Liar."
    • 62 Metascore
    • 30 Jean Oppenheimer
    The Dying Gaul becomes so overwrought in the last act that it ends up as pure histrionics.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Jean Oppenheimer
    An engaging, family-oriented romantic comedy that should appeal as much to fans of the original movie as to viewers unfamiliar with the 1961 Hayley Mills version.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Jean Oppenheimer
    It's a melodrama more than a drama, a light thriller –- which is not to say that it is not wonderfully entertaining and satisfying. In fact, it is both.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Jean Oppenheimer
    A bleak, beautiful film.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Jean Oppenheimer
    Demy's films are often described in terms of music; this one is more like a tango in which one person leads and refuses to forfeit the position.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Jean Oppenheimer
    The supposedly funny quips and shrugs that fill Jakob the Liar are tepid at best and embarrassingly shticky at worst. Some are simply in bad taste.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Jean Oppenheimer
    Manages to be gruesome and grisly, but not particularly creepy or frightening.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    The ideas behind the story are intriguing and could prompt endless hours of lively discussion, but the film proves surprisingly drab.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Jean Oppenheimer
    A mildly amusing romp.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Jean Oppenheimer
    Does not measure up to its predecessor, but it's child-friendly and lasts only 45 minutes.

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