For 321 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 30% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 65% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.5 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jake Cole's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 A Hard Day's Night
Lowest review score: 0 No Escape
Score distribution:
321 movie reviews
    • 44 Metascore
    • 38 Jake Cole
    Not even a typically scenery-chewing Christoph Waltz can enliven the proceedings.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    In spite of its occasionally engaging displays of gnarly brutality, the film too often feels like an adaptation of a player select screen.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Jake Cole
    Ewan McGregor’s inert adaption smooths out the Philip Roth novel's eruptions of self-loathing and doubt.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Jake Cole
    The film is an all-too-fitting whimper of a conclusion to a franchise that never remotely fulfilled its potential.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    Had the filmmakers taken a more easygoing approach, Locked Down might have landed in the realm of The Thomas Crown Affair.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    It's impossible to even laugh at Inferno given how Ron Howard reduces the material to a dull spectacle of earnest puzzle-solving.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Jake Cole
    As the film explodes into numerous subplots that rapidly move far apart from one another, it necessitates constant leaps between characters and locations that only further disrupt the narrative flow of the proceedings.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 75 Jake Cole
    Quibbles dissipate in the face of the giddiness of the action, which builds to such a relentless head that even the serious stakes of the film’s motivation give way to a largely pleasant vibe.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Jake Cole
    The film proves again that the modern-day veneration of Jane Austen as the patron saint of the rom-com is also an act of simplification.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    For all the attempts to update King Arthur to be cool and sexy, neither the character nor the film around him musters any spark.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 63 Jake Cole
    The film has the courage of its convictions, suggesting that violence on behalf of an oppressed people isn’t only justifiable but even moral.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 75 Jake Cole
    As the film progresses, it consistently escalates the stakes and scale of its action, which doesn’t devolve into incomprehensible CG murk as it hurtles toward the climax.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 12 Jake Cole
    The Mexico of this film is merely a place of abject lawlessness, whose hellishness exists only to stoke our fascination for how the protagonist grows as a person by drawing on her inner strength.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    Like the recruited criminals themselves, the film longs to be bad, yet its forced by outside pressures to follow narrow, preset rules.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    The film treats its premise as the backdrop for a trite celebration of empowerment and teamwork among professional women.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Jake Cole
    Slumberland lacks the sense of danger that Winsor McCay liberally infused into his stories.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Jake Cole
    One may wish that the entire film had restaged the entirely of Tchaikovsky's ballet rather than reimagine it as an ultimately lifeless epic fantasy.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Jake Cole
    The Darkest Minds never communicates the overwhelming horror of a society whose children are either dead or in the process of being exterminated, or the hopelessness of kids discovering that every potential benefactor may have ulterior motives.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 12 Jake Cole
    Johnny Depp’s perfunctory gestures and flailing pratfalls befit a film that brings the franchise’s theme-park roots full circle.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    When Mark Wahlberg's Silva isn't wielding run-on sentences as military-grade weapons, he barks out derivative commands and asinine statements that make him sound like a 13-year-old playing Call of Duty.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    Submergence's globetrotting only succeeds at exposing the hollowness of the characters at the film's center.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 38 Jake Cole
    Terminator Genisys feels like being trapped in a conversation with a child breathlessly recounting the highlights of the preceding movies.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 0 Jake Cole
    The only way that this film could be any more racist is if the Dwyer family holed up with Lillian Gish and waited for the Klan to save them.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    The film’s twist ending exists only to retroactively justify writer-director Steven Knight’s feeble stylistic choices.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    In the Blink of an Eye feels less like a film than a commercial for life insurance that got out of hand, or perhaps more accurately one for the kind of hollow Silicon Valley tech optimism that has been thoroughly exposed as a sham by now.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 63 Jake Cole
    The Out-Laws shines when it spotlights the committed performances of its cast.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    My Spay: The Eternal City is derailed by how readily it succumbs to the ludicrousness of a plot that generates stakes that are far too heavy for the threadbare structure to support.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    As soon as LeBron and Dom are sucked into computer space, A New Legacy largely abandons its underlying criticism of soulless corporate regurgitation of art-as-product and instead becomes an exhausting tour through the Warner Bros. catalog.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    Kin
    Jonathan and Josh Baker's Kin, a feature that comprises little more than an extended introduction to its characters, resembles a TV pilot that's been released into theaters as a standalone property.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 38 Jake Cole
    The overriding despair of Winter's War's imagery calls into question who, exactly, the film is for.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    The final act's full-tilt embrace of action effectively undermines Tom Hardy's flashes of actorly idiosyncrasy.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    And the more each new twist is revealed and summarily falls flat, the faster the next one is slotted into place to get ahead of the story’s anticlimax, leading to a spiral in which the plot becomes even more meaningless.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Jake Cole
    The Kitchen’s inability to criticize its characters without falling back on mild endorsement for their warped empowerment cheapens the film’s moments of reflection, turning them into perfunctory scenes of mild protest.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    The decade-long effort to bring the Dark Tower books to the screen looks like a cheap, unauthorized cash-in.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    The film has the tone and look of a direct-to-video feature, and some shots of Keanu Reeves are so waxen that the actor almost looks rotoscoped.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    The film is frequently guilty of the same obsolescence it accuses the characters of embodying.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Jake Cole
    Too much is at stake throughout, leading to formulaic plot filler and exposition that snuff out the spark of the early scenes.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    The film’s toothless showbiz satire mostly comes down to teasing its characters for their entitlement and self-importance.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 12 Jake Cole
    This adaptation gets straight to the heart of the material, which is basically two hours of stray cats introducing themselves.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    The relative grace of A Child of Fire’s action direction only underscores how disjointed and generic the rest of the film is.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 0 Jake Cole
    At a time when Americans are constantly bombarded with reports of unpunished police brutality, the film suggests that the true problem with justice in our country is that law enforcement isn't violent enough.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    The film sprints past its targets, dealing glancing blows to subjects that have already been obliterated by decades’ worth of Tinseltown parodies.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 12 Jake Cole
    The sensory overload of Michael Bay's hyperkinetic cinema is such that it eradicates any actual sense of place.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    Terminal's actors are awkward and stiff in trying to project hard-boiled cool, and all while delivering lines that sound as if they had been passed multiple times through an online translation tool.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 12 Jake Cole
    Madame Web grinds to a halt as it gets bogged down in scene after scene of characters, both good and bad, standing around explaining their backgrounds, hang-ups, and desires.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    The Snowman is missing so much basic connective tissue as to be rendered almost completely inexplicable.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 25 Jake Cole
    The climax’s bizarre left turns culminate in a final image so bewildering that were the film not so relentlessly dour it might have clarified Replicas as an absurdist comedy.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 75 Jake Cole
    The film, lacking in conflict and danger, is guided by the poignant belief that there’s no end to the world.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 88 Jake Cole
    The film is marked by an empathetic understanding of the inkling of belief that can be exhumed from even the most rational of minds.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 75 Jake Cole
    The film exemplifies Lois Patiño’s ongoing efforts to complicate docufiction approaches with otherworldly reveries meant to communicate states beyond our immediate reality.

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