For 420 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 55% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 8.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Hal Hinson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Hoop Dreams
Lowest review score: 0 Johnny Be Good
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 80 out of 420
420 movie reviews
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Hal Hinson
    What's lost in momentum is gained back in the unexpectedness of the jokes and the quality of the performances. Mermaids is an infectious, bouncy diversion, like the fruity dance the girls and their mother do around the kitchen table at the film's end.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 88 Hal Hinson
    Wenders weaves all his thematic and narrative threads together into a coherent, philosophical whole. Even with the apocalypse, though, his view isn't despairing. A new direction, a new beginning emerges out of the ashes of the old, image-overloaded world, and with it, a sort of muted optimism.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Hal Hinson
    Lane's comic bits are sodden, and as a result, the film is listless and fatiguing.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 37 Hal Hinson
    Weekend at Bernie's is an unfettered but uninspired one-joke movie.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 63 Hal Hinson
    It's a lovely film, but a little inert. It reaches its high point with glorious close-ups of the children. From there, it's all downhill.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Hal Hinson
    A premise is about all The Cutting Edge has, and what a tired one it is.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Hal Hinson
    There's a synergistic overlap here between Cronenberg's own particular brand of weirdness and Burroughs's; they're both twisted in ways that complement each other nicely.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Hal Hinson
    It's not surprising that Punchline is mostly banal; it's constructed on a banality -- namely, that clowns suffer.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Hal Hinson
    Unfortunately, Lumet isn't the brawny social commentator he would like to be -- he's a Jimmy Breslin manque'. His script chronicles a complex, gargantuan evil, but his insights into urban life haven't progressed beyond those of his earlier films -- the chaos of conflicting interests and cultural hatred is one that by now we're more than familiar with -- and his storytelling style isn't compelling or tightly focused enough to keep our attention from flagging.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 30 Hal Hinson
    Posse is a great idea for a movie, but rarely has such a solid idea been exploited with greater indifference or lack of imagination.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 37 Hal Hinson
    The first Crocodile picture -- which went on to become the most profitable foreign film ever made -- wasn't great entertainment, but it was light, companionable and essentially inoffensive. Compared with the sequel, though, it looks like a masterpiece.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Hal Hinson
    Careful, the hilariously bizarre new film from Canadian director Guy Maddin, is like some lost masterpiece from a time-warped alternative dimension -- a strange artifact that time forgot.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 50 Hal Hinson
    Visually, the film is arresting; Robby Mueller's images have a low-energy vibrancy. But Jarmusch won't come out of himself. He's got juice, but only enough for doodling. He's too hip to live.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Hal Hinson
    An odd, slightly distanced tone seeps into the movie, almost as if the director were working in a foreign language. Only this keeps Henry & June from being a great movie. But in no way does it hold it back from being a beautiful, captivating and spectacularly uninhibited one.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Hal Hinson
    Is it scintillating, nutty, madly inspired or ecstatically preposterous? Ginsberg himself is all these things, but this movie is not. (Review of Original Release)
    • 42 Metascore
    • 70 Hal Hinson
    DiCaprio is daring and unguarded in his performance as Rimbaud, and Thewlis does an astounding job of showing the despair of an artist whose time has passed.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 60 Hal Hinson
    The movie isn't a disaster, and if you responded to the first one, its memory may carry you over the roughness, the excessive, ugly violence and lack of conviction here. Hill and his stars are merely going through the motions, but the motions are immensely familiar. If you've been there before, then you've been there.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Hal Hinson
    The longer you stay with it, the more routine and uninspired it seems -- not to mention cowardly.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Hal Hinson
    Though Down Periscope is set in the age of the nuclear submarine, the jokes seem to date back to the time of the original battle of the ironclads.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 30 Hal Hinson
    If, at odd moments, The Rock is better than tolerable, it is usually because of its stars.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Hal Hinson
    Suspect doesn't provide even the most basic pleasure that we've come to expect from thrillers -- it's doesn't get our pulse racing. For most of it, we're stuck in what must be the ugliest courtroom in the history of movies, and after a while, it becomes a drag on your spirits.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Hal Hinson
    It vaults over rationality and tidy manners, over taste and proportion and, for that matter, the rules of dramatic structure. It's nuts, but nuts to an end.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 70 Hal Hinson
    Given these flaws, If Lucy Fell should be a chore, and yet I kept catching myself having a good time.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Hal Hinson
    Polanski stages some lovely moments, particularly Paulina's candlelit dinner in her closet. But he also undercuts the high-minded ideals of Dorfman's original by exposing its radical chic pretentions.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Hal Hinson
    If it weren't for the good will that the stars have built up over the years, See No Evil would pass without notice; even with the stars, that's what it deserves. But these are ingratiating performers, even when working far below their peak. Watching them, you find yourself wanting to laugh even when the laughs are undeserved.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Hal Hinson
    It's an obscure experience, partly alienating, partly enthralling; it weaves a spell that is frightening, irritating and invigorating all at once.
    • 13 Metascore
    • 0 Hal Hinson
    Nothing but Trouble, which distinguishes itself by being Dan Aykroyd's directorial debut and in no other way, certainly lives up to its name. But you could go far beyond that -- it's nothing but trouble and agony and pain and suffering and obnoxious, toxically unfunny bad taste. It's nothing but miserable.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Hal Hinson
    The film is never inspired; it's not imaginative enough to be any more than an entertainingly good time. But it's an enormously unassuming, likable comedy, and surprisingly uninsistent for a big summer entertainment.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Hal Hinson
    If Quentin Tarantino's gritty, bone-chilling, powerfully violent new film, Reservoir Dogs, doesn't pin your ears back, nothing ever will...[It's] as caustic as battery acid. It's brutal, it's funny and you won't forget it. Guaranteed.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Hal Hinson
    Madsen may not be the most egregiously untalented of the new movie beauties, but she's close to it. As Dolly, she presents a Southern accent as ludicrous as any in captivity; she keeps trying for Blanche DuBois and coming out with Gomer Pyle.

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