Geoff Berkshire
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36% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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59% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.9 points lower than other critics.
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Geoff Berkshire's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 52 | |
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| Highest review score: | Columbus | |
| Lowest review score: | The Ultimate Life | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 51 out of 146
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Mixed: 55 out of 146
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Negative: 40 out of 146
146
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- Geoff Berkshire
As violent as its predecessor yet noticeably duller and less outrageous, Machete Kills is dragged to the finish line entirely by its director’s madcap energy and an absurd cast of major stars in strange cameos.- Variety
- Posted Oct 3, 2013
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- Geoff Berkshire
Loitering With Intent is essentially a 75-minute hangout movie, which would work better if the characters were worth hanging out with.- Variety
- Posted Jan 17, 2015
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- Geoff Berkshire
Every bit as sitcom-ish and saccharine as its predecessor, but considerably less distinctive.- Variety
- Posted Mar 21, 2016
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- Geoff Berkshire
The ADD overload combined with an understandably kid-friendly approach to horror (no one’s ever in real danger, and the monsters are never too scary) results in a disposable product intended to appeal to everyone but likely to resonate with no one.- Variety
- Posted Oct 5, 2015
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- Geoff Berkshire
A terminally quirky indie dramedy, Bottled Up risks trivializing prescription drug abuse in service of a trite middle-age romance.- Variety
- Posted Feb 28, 2014
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- Geoff Berkshire
Although the X-Men ensembles are usually large, there are simply too many characters for the action-heavy “Apocalypse” to properly juggle.- Variety
- Posted May 9, 2016
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- Geoff Berkshire
Earth to Echo reaches for the stars with its gentle sci-fi shenanigans, but the rote result remains decidedly earthbound.- Variety
- Posted Jun 7, 2014
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- Geoff Berkshire
Shyamalan has long been criticized for serving up borderline (or downright) silly premises with a straight face and overtly pretentious atmosphere, but he basically abandons that approach here in favor of a looser, more playful dynamic between his fresh-faced leads.- Variety
- Posted Sep 9, 2015
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- Geoff Berkshire
Despite a game lead performance from smallscreen star Katie Cassidy (“Arrow”) as a young woman with multiple personality disorder and an incorrigible punk attitude, this latest low-budget outing from helmer John Suits simply doesn’t have the imagination or resources necessary to pull off its clumsy stabs at visual pizzazz.- Variety
- Posted Sep 22, 2014
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- Geoff Berkshire
Its compassion and careful sidestepping of exploitation tropes can’t make up for a fundamental lack of depth and urgency in the storytelling.- Variety
- Posted Nov 25, 2013
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- Geoff Berkshire
"Spark” remains a lovingly made and shot tease, designed to ensure that what really happens at Burning Man stays at Burning Man.- Variety
- Posted Aug 13, 2013
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- Geoff Berkshire
It’s too bad the film doesn’t provide a better sense of what makes the Belgian Malinois so uniquely suited to the battlefield, or find a way to pay more than lip service to the deep bonds developed between military men and animals.- Variety
- Posted Jun 25, 2015
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- Geoff Berkshire
The sudsy quality of the production ensures all the performers look terrific, but aren’t given particularly impressive material to work with.- Variety
- Posted Oct 10, 2014
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- Geoff Berkshire
Despite an impressive global scope and admirable ethnic diversity among the interview subjects, the central thesis that women are leading the charge on green issues receives nothing but anecdotal support.- Variety
- Posted Sep 27, 2013
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- Geoff Berkshire
The graceful camerawork, precise editing and high-quality animation still can’t disguise the lack of imagination that went into the overall conception and the repetitive sameness that creeps into every bind the penguins find themselves in.- Variety
- Posted Nov 12, 2014
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- Geoff Berkshire
Less reliant on slow-burn suspense and larded with fake-out jump scares, this is the first sequel in the series that fails to advance the overall mythology in any meaningful way.- Variety
- Posted Oct 17, 2012
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- Geoff Berkshire
With plot elements cobbled together from recent animated hits, the blandly executed pic might as well be titled “Happy Minions of Madagascar’s Ice Age.”- Variety
- Posted Jan 14, 2016
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- Geoff Berkshire
Exploiting Lawrence's newfound fame is the only hope this ill-conceived, poorly executed venture has of connecting with audiences before poisonous word of mouth sends potential buyers in search of a more attractive address.- Variety
- Posted Sep 21, 2012
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- Variety
- Posted Dec 22, 2015
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- Geoff Berkshire
Cheerfully exhorting imagination, creativity and bravery in children while demonstrating none of those virtues itself, The Hero of Color City proves to be a dispiritingly colorless feature-length babysitter.- Variety
- Posted Oct 2, 2014
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- Geoff Berkshire
Sidney Hall strings its audience along on a tedious journey that runs out of steam long before reaching an embarrassingly overwrought finale.- Variety
- Posted Jan 10, 2018
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- Geoff Berkshire
The film’s haphazard structure and freewheeling arguments only serve to reinforce tired pothead cliches — it’s paranoid, prone to starry-eyed dorm-room philosophizing, and it doesn’t know when to quit.- Variety
- Posted Nov 15, 2014
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- Geoff Berkshire
Overlong film quickly becomes tedious whenever the camera strays from the lions, who don’t have much personality but prove more compelling than the humans.- Variety
- Posted Nov 20, 2013
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- Geoff Berkshire
The timidly plotted proceedings never veer from romantic-comedy formula. There’s a whole lot of talk and very little action here, and not just because the squeaky-clean pic wears its PG rating like a badge of honor.- Variety
- Posted Jan 10, 2014
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- Geoff Berkshire
Character actor Michael Cudlitz’s first leading role is the sole selling point of Dark Tourist, a well-acted but rote and ultimately repellent character study of a psychologically disturbed loner.- Variety
- Posted Sep 5, 2013
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- Geoff Berkshire
The type of sporadically silly and patently predictable horror pic that would look like filler on Syfy’s weekend lineup, The Other Side of the Door brings virtually nothing new to the supernatural genre.- Variety
- Posted Feb 24, 2016
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- Geoff Berkshire
Matt Smith (sporting a jarring Midwest American accent) and Natalie Dormer (sounding like she stepped directly off the set of “Game of Thrones”) inject what little life there is in Patient Zero, a post-apocalyptic pandemic movie that's more grade-Z than “World War Z.”- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Sep 13, 2018
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- Geoff Berkshire
The low-budget production feels chintzy and impossibly square, even by tyke standards.- Variety
- Posted Aug 29, 2012
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- Geoff Berkshire
Even a brisk running time, barely topping 80 minutes, is too long to ask audiences to stay in the company of these characters and their terrible self-inflicted predicaments.- Variety
- Posted Nov 25, 2014
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- Geoff Berkshire
So good at making the most outlandish elements of his first two films seem completely credible, Jones can’t find a way to get this cartoony spectacle to soar. His heartfelt approach to the material only underlines the silliness.- Variety
- Posted May 24, 2016
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