Gary Goldstein

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For 1,126 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 12% same as the average critic
  • 35% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Gary Goldstein's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Other People
Lowest review score: 0 The Remake
Score distribution:
1126 movie reviews
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    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    It’s a potentially warm and delicate story that required a scalpel, but saw the blunt end of a sledgehammer instead.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    Beyond the Reach is a grueling, unsatisfying thriller that fails the logic test in spectacular ways.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    Sadly, there's not an ounce of tension or a single decent scare to be found amid any of this convoluted mayhem.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    There's a late-breaking twist that might seem impressive if it didn't make all the previous mayhem feel so intensely pointless.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    Brick Mansions, Paul Walker's penultimate film (prior to "Fast & Furious 7"), is a dumb and ugly action picture that works strictly as a reminder of the late actor's head-turning good looks and modest charisma.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    Alexander Sokurov's Faust is a grueling side show of a film, a morbid, mightily uninvolving piece.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    A muddle of tired themes, bad behaviors and gruesome set pieces.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    This indulgent, overlong film takes a solid hour for its bigger themes of love, loss and guilt to settle in. By then, however, the movie has tried our patience to the point that many may not care.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    The story might have had some thematic heft if we knew or cared anything about the characters. But all we can glean about the disastrous Kostis is that he’s had hard times, while Anna is a total cipher.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Gary Goldstein
    There’s barely a convincing — or amusing — situation or interaction, including the film’s climactic nuptials, which also turn fatally contrived.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    For all its gore and violence, stabs at tension and nightmarish intrigue, the film proves a slow-going, largely unsatisfying ride.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    First-time writer-director John Alan Simon simply doesn't have a strong enough grip on the movie's narrative, pacing or performances to surmount the pitfalls of this ambitious, budget-conscious effort.
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    • 20 Gary Goldstein
    It mostly plays like a slapdash mockumentary crossed with a bad reality TV show.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    This tonal mishmash is a misfire of literally gross proportions.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    For all its loaded potential to evolve into a gripping look at life in a correctional facility plus an atypical spin on gay longing, the film squanders much of its running time with thin, repetitive scenes of young men behaving badly.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    It’s only October but your Thanksgiving turkey has arrived. It’s called She Came to Me, a mishmash of flimsy, fanciful and far-fetched notions dressed up as a screwball New York rom-com. Given its pedigreed cast and filmmaker, the results are doubly sad.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    A depressingly slick and empty house of cards that collapses under the weight of its muddled intentions.
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    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    Just when you think the film has gratefully escaped its most inevitable turn, it goes there, adding one final kernel of corn to this ho-hum horse tale.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    Schmaltzy, overlong and a bit tedious.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    The uninvitingly titled Chlorine is a flat, undercooked suburban comedy. Or is it a drama? Or maybe a kind of satire? Regardless, it's short on style, substance or any clear raison d'être.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 20 Gary Goldstein
    This strained, often crass comedy traffics in broadness and inconsistency far more than anything smart, clever or dimensional. That might be more forgivable if the film was at least funny. It's not.
    • 12 Metascore
    • 10 Gary Goldstein
    Ironically, the only thing that makes much sense about the DIY effort Oconomowoc is its baffling title.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    A grating and witless would-be spoof of religion, male-bonding and, it seems, horror movies.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    This poky, clichéd, slackly told picture, directed by Emilio Aragón, would've felt dated a few decades ago; now it feels like a downright relic.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    Too many roles remain underdeveloped — if developed at all. A lack of cohesion or camaraderie among the inmates compounds the film's impersonal vibe.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 20 Gary Goldstein
    The cast, including Jason Biggs as a dorky social studies teacher, does what it can with the toothless, painfully unfunny, thoroughly unconvincing material. How some movies get made is truly a mystery.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 10 Gary Goldstein
    Overall pacing is flaccid and too many scenes peter out when they should punch. But perhaps the movie’s biggest infraction is that there’s hardly a chuckle in it.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    Despite a skillful use of color, lighting, framing and music, the movie’s artificiality might have played in a short film but becomes tedious and pretentious when stretched to 90 minutes.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    Writer-director P.J. Hogan may have based Mental on an actual incident from his childhood, but the crazy quilt of a movie that resulted feels anything but real.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Gary Goldstein
    Good People goes from being simply pedestrian to outright preposterous without batting an eye.

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