Gary Goldstein
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53% higher than the average critic
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12% same as the average critic
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35% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.9 points lower than other critics.
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Gary Goldstein's Scores
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| Average review score: | 60 | |
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| Highest review score: | Other People | |
| Lowest review score: | The Remake | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 555 out of 1126
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Mixed: 408 out of 1126
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Negative: 163 out of 1126
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- Gary Goldstein
It’s a potentially warm and delicate story that required a scalpel, but saw the blunt end of a sledgehammer instead.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 5, 2018
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- Gary Goldstein
Beyond the Reach is a grueling, unsatisfying thriller that fails the logic test in spectacular ways.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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- Gary Goldstein
Sadly, there's not an ounce of tension or a single decent scare to be found amid any of this convoluted mayhem.- Los Angeles Times
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- Gary Goldstein
There's a late-breaking twist that might seem impressive if it didn't make all the previous mayhem feel so intensely pointless.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 11, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
Brick Mansions, Paul Walker's penultimate film (prior to "Fast & Furious 7"), is a dumb and ugly action picture that works strictly as a reminder of the late actor's head-turning good looks and modest charisma.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 24, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
Alexander Sokurov's Faust is a grueling side show of a film, a morbid, mightily uninvolving piece.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Nov 21, 2013
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 12, 2015
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- Gary Goldstein
This indulgent, overlong film takes a solid hour for its bigger themes of love, loss and guilt to settle in. By then, however, the movie has tried our patience to the point that many may not care.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 24, 2019
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- Gary Goldstein
The story might have had some thematic heft if we knew or cared anything about the characters. But all we can glean about the disastrous Kostis is that he’s had hard times, while Anna is a total cipher.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 16, 2017
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- Gary Goldstein
There’s barely a convincing — or amusing — situation or interaction, including the film’s climactic nuptials, which also turn fatally contrived.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Sep 14, 2017
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- Gary Goldstein
For all its gore and violence, stabs at tension and nightmarish intrigue, the film proves a slow-going, largely unsatisfying ride.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 4, 2016
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- Gary Goldstein
First-time writer-director John Alan Simon simply doesn't have a strong enough grip on the movie's narrative, pacing or performances to surmount the pitfalls of this ambitious, budget-conscious effort.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 26, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
It mostly plays like a slapdash mockumentary crossed with a bad reality TV show.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 31, 2013
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Sep 19, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
For all its loaded potential to evolve into a gripping look at life in a correctional facility plus an atypical spin on gay longing, the film squanders much of its running time with thin, repetitive scenes of young men behaving badly.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 1, 2019
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- Gary Goldstein
It’s only October but your Thanksgiving turkey has arrived. It’s called She Came to Me, a mishmash of flimsy, fanciful and far-fetched notions dressed up as a screwball New York rom-com. Given its pedigreed cast and filmmaker, the results are doubly sad.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 6, 2023
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- Gary Goldstein
A depressingly slick and empty house of cards that collapses under the weight of its muddled intentions.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 9, 2015
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- Gary Goldstein
Just when you think the film has gratefully escaped its most inevitable turn, it goes there, adding one final kernel of corn to this ho-hum horse tale.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 10, 2017
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 19, 2019
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- Gary Goldstein
The uninvitingly titled Chlorine is a flat, undercooked suburban comedy. Or is it a drama? Or maybe a kind of satire? Regardless, it's short on style, substance or any clear raison d'être.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 27, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
This strained, often crass comedy traffics in broadness and inconsistency far more than anything smart, clever or dimensional. That might be more forgivable if the film was at least funny. It's not.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 24, 2016
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- Gary Goldstein
Ironically, the only thing that makes much sense about the DIY effort Oconomowoc is its baffling title.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 18, 2013
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- Gary Goldstein
A grating and witless would-be spoof of religion, male-bonding and, it seems, horror movies.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Nov 3, 2011
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- Gary Goldstein
This poky, clichéd, slackly told picture, directed by Emilio Aragón, would've felt dated a few decades ago; now it feels like a downright relic.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted May 15, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
Too many roles remain underdeveloped — if developed at all. A lack of cohesion or camaraderie among the inmates compounds the film's impersonal vibe.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 14, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
The cast, including Jason Biggs as a dorky social studies teacher, does what it can with the toothless, painfully unfunny, thoroughly unconvincing material. How some movies get made is truly a mystery.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 15, 2018
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- Gary Goldstein
Overall pacing is flaccid and too many scenes peter out when they should punch. But perhaps the movie’s biggest infraction is that there’s hardly a chuckle in it.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jan 28, 2022
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- Gary Goldstein
Despite a skillful use of color, lighting, framing and music, the movie’s artificiality might have played in a short film but becomes tedious and pretentious when stretched to 90 minutes.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Nov 21, 2018
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- Gary Goldstein
Writer-director P.J. Hogan may have based Mental on an actual incident from his childhood, but the crazy quilt of a movie that resulted feels anything but real.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 28, 2013
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- Gary Goldstein
Good People goes from being simply pedestrian to outright preposterous without batting an eye.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 2, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
Self-conscious, tonally uncertain and thematically vague, The Big Ask is a premise in search of a movie, one that co-directors Thomas Beatty and Rebecca Fishman never quite find.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted May 29, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
The movie's grandiose emotional quotient never feels any more real than its ham-fisted dialogue, dubious accents, strained "Kumbaya" moments or eclectic hairdos.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Sep 3, 2015
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- Gary Goldstein
Convoluted doesn’t begin to describe the sci-fi drama Bliss, which starts off intriguingly enough but loses its way once it attempts to explain itself, before surprising us entirely in the end — and not in a particularly satisfying way. How this loopy film got made may prove its biggest mystery.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 4, 2021
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- Gary Goldstein
Casanova, Last Love, which looks at the famed 18th century philanderer’s infatuation with the supposed “one true love of his life,” is a dull and uninvolving portrait that, despite its sumptuous settings and costumes, never takes flight.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 14, 2021
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- Gary Goldstein
Far too broad and simplistic to enjoy as the offbeat soufflé it so desperately aims to be.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Sep 10, 2015
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- Gary Goldstein
It opts for too many broad, clunky or far-fetched beats to move the story and its requisite emotional needs forward, rather than weave a more organic, effectively lived-in and, yes, genuinely funny tale.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted May 25, 2023
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- Gary Goldstein
The movie mostly plays so strained and corn pone that it undermines its sincere emotional core and good intentions.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 8, 2015
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jan 12, 2012
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- Gary Goldstein
Noah’s awkward, unconvincing script aside, Lewis is the true weak link here as he struggles to sell Max’s wobbly lines and emotions. This is a thoroughly painful experience.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Sep 8, 2016
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- Gary Goldstein
Any potential enjoyment here is fatally undermined by the film's barely developed characters, self-conscious dialogue ("I will wax his tugboat!") and repetitive imagery.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 29, 2012
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- Gary Goldstein
Streak and Cooper are meagerly drawn characters, first-draft dialogue abounds, and the story proves more tedious and head-scratching as it goes.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jan 23, 2016
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- Gary Goldstein
The grand Mirren is, truth be told, miscast and Pesci is misdirected as Grace and Charlie Bontempo.- Los Angeles Times
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- Gary Goldstein
Far too much of this plodding picture is spent on odd couple Chip and Alex's road trip transporting Mine That Bird to Kentucky. Forced atmospherics, clichéd action bits and some tone-deaf slapstick weigh things down as well.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted May 22, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
Writer-director David Hayter revisits much-trod territory with wan results in Wolves, a werewolf tale that quickly loses its initial bite.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Nov 15, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
Although writer-director Scott Walker seems committed to not overly exploiting his lurid subject matter, the movie is just too dreary, disjointed and generically creepy to be persuasive.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 22, 2013
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- Gary Goldstein
For much of the movie's running time, I wished I were watching Mel Brooks' classic take on Shelley's yarn, "Young Frankenstein." At least that one was intentionally funny.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Nov 24, 2015
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- Gary Goldstein
Unfortunately, much of the acting (save by Bagatsing and Rachel Alejandro as Quezon’s vigilant wife, Aurora) is so spotty that it undermines the story’s potential tension and emotional heft.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 16, 2019
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- Gary Goldstein
That the World War II-era drama Ithaca was directed by actress Meg Ryan may prove the most notable yet least successful thing about this oppressively sentimental journey.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Sep 8, 2016
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- Gary Goldstein
The movie is disturbingly reckless, needlessly brutal and deeply homophobic. Later attempts to wedge in a few nice moments between James and Kareem fall flat.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 3, 2020
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- Gary Goldstein
The good news about After Words is that it offers Marcia Gay Harden a rare film lead. The bad news: Harden's role in this groan-worthy dramedy is so dreary and ill-conceived that even her formidable talents can't bring it to life.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 20, 2015
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- Gary Goldstein
It’s Jasmine’s inept and unprofessional behavior during the film’s climactic trial that really sends the film into absurdist territory. It’s outdone only by a final sequence of events with a horror-show twist that might best be described as bonkers.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jan 17, 2020
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- Gary Goldstein
The supernatural thriller The Forest begins with an intriguing premise and fun, ghost story-type potential but quickly devolves into convoluted hokum that produces more laughs than scares.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jan 11, 2016
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- Gary Goldstein
Call it a dark farce, human comedy or wartime satire. But however you slice it, the ill-conceived morality tale A Farewell to Fools is a bust.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 3, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
When it comes to finesse or originality the first-time filmmaker falls desperately short, relying on hoary clichés; dreadful, chicken-fried dialogue; and an often cracked moral compass.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 20, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
The film's first half is so annoyingly glib and faux-amusing, it sets a misguided tone that distances instead of engages.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 15, 2018
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- Gary Goldstein
The underwhelming, would-be political satire Knife Fight plays more like a failed network TV pilot than the savvy feature it clearly set out to be. Think: Aaron Sorkin-lite, uh, really, really lite.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jan 24, 2013
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- Gary Goldstein
This often risible head-scratcher never cracks the surface of its muddled ambitions, largely wasting its iconic settings on a series of motley interactions, Tinseltown trivia and self-conscious philosophizing.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 14, 2011
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- Gary Goldstein
Addicted doesn’t know whether it wants to be a modern-day bodice-ripper, a morality-tinged cautionary tale or a serious snapshot of sexual compulsion. Whatever the case, it fails on all fronts.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 12, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
Director John Suits seems more concerned with plying eyeballs with creepy atmospherics, showy visual effects and sexy interludes than with propulsive pacing or roiling tension.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Sep 18, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
A sluggishly paced collection of go-nowhere sight gags, flat-footed set pieces and incoherent business chatter that offers few laughs and little real payoff.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 5, 2015
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- Gary Goldstein
Tyler Perry's The Single Moms Club is a sitcom masquerading as a feature film... Too bad he didn't just spare us the awfulness of this flat and phony slices-of-life dramedy and go right to series, where half-hour bites might have helped mitigate the pain.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 15, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
A frantic, badly constructed, slightly offensive muddle that doesn't so much end as run out of things on a checklist.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 22, 2012
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- Gary Goldstein
For all the attempted intrigue and mayhem, the film is dullsville, mired by a poky script, unremarkable action and, the hard-working Garcia aside, uninspired performances.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jan 10, 2013
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- Gary Goldstein
[Martini's] filmmaking instincts, undercut by the script’s meandering, episodic structure, prove too self-indulgent and heavy-handed to tell the kind of emotionally involving tale about post-traumatic stress disorder among returning soldiers that he clearly had in mind.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jan 10, 2019
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- Gary Goldstein
Playing It Cool is a strained romantic comedy that seems to exist only to show how many talented, successful actors — first and foremost "Captain America" star Chris Evans — can be featured in one unworthy movie.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted May 7, 2015
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- Gary Goldstein
The neo-noir crime comedy Kill Me Three Times works overtime to seem unique and clever. The result, however, is a derivative, gimmicky, at times dizzying puzzle that fails to engage.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Gary Goldstein
Write When You Get Work doesn’t work. Not as a romance, not as a Robin Hood-tinged caper flick, not as a social commentary on racial inequity or classism, and not as a male-buddy picture — all elements director Stacy Cochran attempts to wedge into her often muddled, under-focused script.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 5, 2018
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- Gary Goldstein
Not to be glib, but sitting through the art-centric chamber piece The Time Being is truly like watching paint dry.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 25, 2013
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 5, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
Despite all the mayhem, Mortimer never whips up any real sense of dread or tension.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Sep 17, 2015
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 20, 2014
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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- Gary Goldstein
Although this well-meaning film may appeal to its intended audience on a spiritual level, the result is a sluggish, clinical, largely dreary portrait that tends to mistake trauma for drama.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Sep 10, 2015
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- Gary Goldstein
Amid the choppy action and whirl of sketchy characters lie muddled messages about revenge, greed, war, hubris and the endless ripple effects of 9/11.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted May 28, 2015
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- Gary Goldstein
The Curse of Sleeping Beauty is a hard-working but dreary horror-thriller inspired by the classic Grimm’s fairy tale.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted May 13, 2016
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- Gary Goldstein
There's such mechanical artifice at work that it's hard to do more than squirm and groan at the couple's ultimate travails.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 4, 2016
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- Gary Goldstein
The historical saga can feel cursory, at times unconvincingly rendered given how many events and far-flung locales this overly ambitious film strains to cover on a seemingly limited budget.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 20, 2017
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- Gary Goldstein
Only during the movie's sweet epilogue do we get a sense of what Friended could have been had the filmmakers taken a smarter, gentler, more human approach.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted May 1, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
A laughably cheesy, empty-headed follow-up that makes the mediocre prior film shine in comparison.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 9, 2025
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- Gary Goldstein
A movie of such snowballing stupidity that it's a wonder the actors could keep straight faces while shooting it (outtakes, please!).- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Sep 4, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
The Diabolical is a tepid horror-thriller that never manages to sell, much less clarify, its potentially ambitious concept.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 16, 2015
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- Gary Goldstein
Director Steven C. Miller, working off a script by Max Adams and Umair Aleem, keeps things moving at a breakneck pace in an attempt, it seems, to help mask the film's convoluted plotting, one-note performances and bad dialogue.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 17, 2015
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- Gary Goldstein
Moms' Night Out is a hectic mess that does just the opposite of what it clearly set out to do: It makes motherhood seem like one of the most ill-conceived ideas since New Coke.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted May 8, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
It's not the worst idea for a revenge fantasy, but Jim's payback is so lacking in logic and reality, not to mention tension, that it proves more laughable than cathartic.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted May 9, 2013
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- Gary Goldstein
Perhaps most egregiously, director Mike Sears, working from Martin Dugard's awkwardly structured, subtext-free script, builds little excitement for the game of lacrosse, which comes off here as all sticks and legs and bad camera angles.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 11, 2012
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- Gary Goldstein
That the film looks good matters little when director Peter A. Dowling’s script, based on the novel by Sharon Bolton, is filled with so many thinly drawn characters, blunt warning signs and telegraphed plot points.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted May 5, 2016
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- Gary Goldstein
Save Mailer’s pushy “New Yawk” accent, the leads do what they can with their unconvincing characters and the rusty plot, but it’s a hopeless effort. Nice opening title sequence though.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 15, 2019
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- Gary Goldstein
Despite a few strong emotional beats, the crime drama American Heist proves as undistinguished as its generic title.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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- Gary Goldstein
Sure, this frequently improvised spoof isn't intended to be taken seriously, but it's also not funny or incisive enough to counter the unappealing persona the actor-comedian has concocted here: an impulsive, clueless narcissist on a journey to reinvent himself as an action star.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Sep 6, 2011
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 20, 2012
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- Gary Goldstein
This spectacularly dumb and unfunny film will likely bore even the staunchest fans of the “Hangover” movies, of which “Search” is a kind of distant, fatally impoverished cousin.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted May 13, 2016
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- Gary Goldstein
The time-travel stoner comedy Ripped blows a potentially funny idea on slapdash filmmaking and lazy storytelling. If much of this overly broad eye-roller wasn’t made up on the fly, it sure looks that way.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 22, 2017
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- Gary Goldstein
K-11 has the makings of a cult movie campfest but little of the authentic wit, edge or outré vision it would take to get there. What's left is a dreary jailhouse drama that somehow managed to imprison a few notable actors within its lurid walls.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 14, 2013
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- Gary Goldstein
Alternately crass and treacly, overbearing and under-finessed, the film, penned by headhunter-turned-screenwriter Bill Dubuque and directed by Mark Williams, is on life support from get-go.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 27, 2017
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- Gary Goldstein
There's plenty of action, some ping-ponging romance and even a bit of tension as Silver Circle spins its muddled tale. But it's all so overwhelmed by the rudimentary, computer-generated animation (characters don't so much walk as lurch and glide) that, well, the medium becomes the message.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 4, 2013
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- Gary Goldstein
Writer-director Dito Montiel, adapting his novel, takes an ill-conceived premise and drives it into the ground with a painful, tone-deaf approach to both social satire and romantic comedy.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jan 25, 2018
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- Gary Goldstein
Cavemen writer-director Herschel Faber has sketched such a thin and unfunny look at L.A. singles, it should mark the death knell for movies about child-men on the make.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 6, 2014
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jan 16, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
Behaving Badly is a dreadful sex comedy that gets worse and worse as its dopey story snowballs into relative incoherence.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 31, 2014
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- Gary Goldstein
Momentum is a spectacularly generic action-thriller that, despite its sleekly shot and edited mayhem, lands with a giant thud.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 15, 2015
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