G. Allen Johnson

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For 522 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 54% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.7 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

G. Allen Johnson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 Fire of Love
Lowest review score: 0 The Out-Laws
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 95 out of 522
522 movie reviews
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    In the Blink of an Eye proves yet again that Stanton is a dreamer, with an unshakeable faith in humanity. That’s not nothing.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Crime 101 is often smart, ultimately ridiculous — man, that ending! — and mostly absorbing. But as with Davis’ sleek rides, your mileage may vary.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Yes, Charli is playing a version of herself, but she does it well.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    So Orwell it’s not. But “Mercy” is a cinematic feat of a different kind, even if it begins to fade soon after leaving the theater.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Although more Fiennes is always a good thing, 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple simply doesn’t have the solid storytelling or enthralling characters that its predecessor has.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Describing this makes it sound like there’s more plot than there actually is, but “The Carpenter’s Son” isn’t a conventional story. It’s more of a mood piece, with a true run time of just barely 90 minutes. But it’s got Cage, and that’s the difference maker.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s hard to make a two-plus-hour chase movie like this compelling, but Wright gives it a go by peppering the cast with brief appearances by characters far more interesting who help Ben along his way.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Superman is a mess, but it’s a colorful one. It’s either a terrible superhero movie or an OK parody, take your pick.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The fighting in the “Karate Kid” movies and its Netflix series offshoot, “Cobra Kai,” has always been quality, but in “Legends” it’s too quick-cutting and chaotic, hard to follow and over much too quickly.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Male loneliness and insecurity is a thing and the subject of much discussion in media. For me, though, there’s only so much cringe you can binge.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    While “Viet and Nam” is filled from beginning to end with outstanding visuals and thought-provoking ideas, it is perhaps too lethargic and, at a little over two hours, overlong. Yet there is still much to enjoy.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    In some respects, this feels like two movies, and the filmmakers couldn’t decide which story should be the focus.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    There is a sweet romantic comedy action that sometimes emerges in this bone crunching, bloody spectacle, but only occasionally does it surface.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Oh, Canada is about not so much Fife’s artistic growth as his journey to hermetically sealed narcissism.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Working from a script by Jeff Nathanson, Jenkins, who got his filmmaking start in San Francisco and directed the best picture-winning “Moonlight” (2016), efficiently tells a simple story very well, although his style isn’t that much different from that of Jon Favreau, who directed the first computer-animated film.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Ultimately, it is Ronan who transcends the material and almost wills “The Outrun” into something more than the sum of its parts. Her Rona is tempestuous and passionate, and soon discovers that to master herself she must surrender to nature.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The Beach Boys is a breezy CliffsNotes version of the band’s ups and downs and cultural relevance and should interest established fans — even if they know it all already — and younger music enthusiasts who are looking for a window in.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Seinfeld’s over-the-top, throw-in-everything-but-the-kitchen-sink approach makes for an uneven film, with some gags inspired, others groan-inducing. But its 1960s period detail and constant parade of familiar faces keeps things rolling.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Stolevski obviously wants us to sympathize with these wounded characters who have been shunted aside by a cruel society, but that’s hard to do when they are so verbally cannibalistic.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Remembering Gene Wilder is a pleasant retro journey for fans and an efficient introduction to a comic genius for cineasts who might not know his work. It could have been so much more.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Halfway through, the humans recede into the background, with Dr. Andrews and crew reduced to narrating monster shenanigans instead of participating in the action. Unlike “Godzilla Minus One,” humans are expendable in gargantuan Hollywood creature features.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The film, “based on the incredible true story” that happened in 2014, is an efficient, fun but by-the-numbers movie that has the distinction of being shot on location in the Dominican Republic, which looks quite lovely onscreen.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The problem with “The Tiger’s Apprentice” is it sacrifices character and story for the repetitive mind-numbing action we have come to expect from such fantasy and superhero films.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    This is one of those projects in which everyone on set seemed to have fun making a movie. That joy comes through, even if the finished film induces a good-natured shrug.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Unfortunately, despite its ready-made storyline and some likable performances, the curiously inert A Million Miles Away never achieves liftoff, even as its hero does.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    This latest installation in the “Big Fat Greek” franchise is colorful and celebratory, eager to entertain and wears its heart on its sleeve. There’s something to be said for that.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The Hill is meant to be inspiring, of course, and to some, it might be, but the vibe is more reassuring in the way that it does not deviate from the standard-issue formula of such movies. It is a cinematic case of confirmation bias, designed to fulfill preexisting values and beliefs.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    But for now, we have The Last Voyage of the Demeter, which actually was a pretty good idea that just didn’t have enough wind in its sails.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    While it is imminently watchable, it’s a movie that consists of mostly people sitting at tables with fantastic period clothing plotting and scheming, but sometimes barely moving at all.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Targeted as Valentine’s Day comfort cinema, the new Paramount+ movie At Midnight is as sappy and predictable as it sounds, with walks along the beach, romantic getaways, candy-colored scenery and, of course, the inevitable mix-ups, misunderstandings and silly arguments that are requirements of the rom-com genre.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Bratton has made a film that isn’t necessarily anti-military — he is no doubt proud of his service — but pro-humanity. In a sense, Ellis is going through his own personal boot camp. Perhaps the film should have been called “The Introspection.”
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Stars at Noon has some interesting ideas, and a general fatalistic malaise creates a perversely appealing Le Carré-esque mood. But it’s so vague — perhaps because Denis doesn’t understand Central America as much as she does West Africa — that its impact melts in the heat of its near equatorial setting.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Directed by veteran British television director Tom George, “See How They Run” won’t impress demanding viewers, but acts as an a rather agreeable placeholder until the next “Knives Out” movie arrives.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Rylance is always good, but director Craig Roberts, to use a golf term, lays up instead of going for the pin. In other words, he plays it safe.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Panah Panahi, making his feature debut with Hit the Road, definitely inherited his old man’s trouble-making genes. His eye for composition is accomplished, but the movie meanders and the pacing sometimes drags. The problem, of course, is the filmmaker holds back the relevant information that would keep a viewer engaged until the end.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Polish director Malgorzata Szumowska (“The Other Lamb”) directs for the big screen, with eye-pleasing mountain visuals (the Slovenian Alps subs for Mount Washington) and a well-executed adventure. But when the setting is in civilization, the drama grinds to a halt.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Ellis’ story could have used a little fleshing out, no pun intended. Instead, a terrific cast is left floundering in the dark, searching for the film’s human dimension. Cursed, indeed.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s as if someone made a backstage musical without any musical numbers, just the backstage part.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The first film seemed a fully formed, lived-in world. The sequel leaves Julie on her own; an interior monologue that Hogg, and Swinton Byrne, can’t quite externalize.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Showalter’s The Eyes of Tammy Faye, which credits the documentary as its inspiration, recreates some of the doc’s scenes almost verbatim. But while imitation might be the sincerest form of flattery, Abe Sylvia’s ambitious but shallow script has something spiritually missing — namely, a point to it all.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    One wonders how a master of truly twisted movies — say, a David Lynch or a Brian De Palma — would have approached “The Voyeurs.” One suspects they would have a bit more fun and taken us further down the moral rabbit hole. And the sex would have been better too.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Reminiscence is never not interesting, but Joy leaves a lot of the intriguing issues unsatisfactorily explored.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Like practically every other animated movie meant for mass consumption, the movie gets lost in the chase — the point where story flow is interrupted so that characters get lost as they try to achieve their objective and a manufactured villain is trying to keep them from their goal.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The original Space Jam was an out-of-nowhere delight, and Jordan gave space to his fellow live action co-stars, such as Bill Murray, Larry Bird and Wayne Knight. It was also in and out in 87 minutes; Space Jam: A New Legacy, directed by a good filmmaker, Malcolm D. Lee (Girls Trip, The Best Man), is a bloated 115 minutes, its mayhem and madness wearing pretty thin as it goes along.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    There are some rumblings about the sea monsters wanting to express their true selves and being accepted by humans even though they are different, yadda yadda, but it’s not very well developed and Luca, like its charming village at low tide, is a shallow dip in the water.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    As a woman struggling to define her own narrative, Yeo delivers a layered, heartbreaking performance. But she is ultimately ill-served by both the inertness of the story and Chen’s awkward approach to the material in the final half-hour (no spoilers here).
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    So while director Evgeny Afineevsky practically makes the case for Francis’ sainthood — immersing the viewer in a nonstop barrage of swelling violins and inspirational music, featuring interview after interview of people who have been touched personally by the pope — his bloated two-hour film leaves many unanswered questions.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Despite the terrific set design in The World to Come, the characters don’t feel at home in it; they do very little farm work, for example. Still, Waterston and Kirby do achieve an intimacy that operates as a warm fire warding off the chilliness around them. It’s too bad we were left out in the cold.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The watchable LX 2048 certainly gets an “A” for effort, including a creative take on Hamlet’s famous soliloquy. I’m not sure how good a movie it is, but it would be an excellent basis for a streaming series, in which its ambitious ideas would have time to develop.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Hawke is effectively brooding, which recalls his first collaboration with Almereyda, a 2000 adaptation of “Hamlet” set in modern-day New York City.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s a well-made film in many ways but also frustratingly skin-deep for a news junkie like me.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Nikolaus Leytner’s competent, watchable but uninspired adaptation of the best-selling novel by Robert Seethaler does have a few attractions, chiefly a heartwarming farewell performance as Freud, the famed psychoanalyst, by the great Bruno Ganz, who died last year not long after filming.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    A mostly absorbing but strangely inert espionage drama that could have been a heart-pounding thriller.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Even though the movie’s engine sputters at the end, it’s beautifully shot, the actors are fun to watch, and the story is decent in fits and starts.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    It is so narrowly focused on neurotic obsessions that the quest for finding that fundamental nature of ultimate reality is sidetracked. What kind of approach is that for a Buddhist? Ferrara takes the easy way out.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Feels like a regifting of previous action adventure favorites, lifting elements from the “Mission: Impossible” series, “Skyfall” and, most of all, “The Incredibles.” It’s fast-moving, entertaining, kinda clever and instantly forgettable.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    I found “Cats” pretty bland, but it has its moments of catnip, and as a holiday movie option that anyone could see, it might be just the ticket.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Bannon is an intriguing figure, a former liberal who went to Harvard Business School and did a hitch in the Navy. His turn in philosophy is worth exploring. He can undeniably hold attention — American Dharma is not a hard watch.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    It becomes somewhat pleasantly watchable because the muddled script and dangling story lines are delivered and explored by truly charismatic actors who can, at least for a while, breathe life into something where none should exist...Even if they’re moping in a corner.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    So just showing a glacier breaking off, or a hurricane in full force, doesn’t prove there is climate change. Perhaps if Kossakovsky had provided some context — something to indicate this is happening more frequently, for example — Aquarela might have had more impact. Then it would have been more than just a series of pretty pictures.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The Art of Racing in the Rain, a sure-handed but predictable adaptation of Garth Stein’s best-selling 2008 novel, is a sloppy wet-kiss of a movie that demands nothing more from its viewer than to engage and empathize. Awww!
    • 81 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Shot almost entirely within a hotel, the film operates as a low-budget answer to “Roma,” Alfonso Cuarón’s much-lauded film that also centers on the life of a domestic worker.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    John Lithgow and Blythe Danner make an offbeat and winning combination, with total belief that they’re in a really good movie. Unfortunately, they’re not.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Aniara has an intriguing premise, and it’s even fascinating at times, but despite an excellent production design, it never gets off the ground even as it speeds through the cosmos. The characters are not fully formed, so we’re not invested in their futures.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    As corny and illogical as Poms is, it does have heart and a positive message about aging that is lifted (barely) above the level of cliche by the great cast, especially Keaton and Weaver, who provide a level of complexity that the script can’t.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Isn’t bad, but it seems unnecessary. It’s even a little bland.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Chef Flynn seems more suited for an hour-long show on the Food Network. Its 82-minute running time, although short for a feature film, seems too bloated for this story.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The second-half of Burning is allegorical and intentionally obtuse. It’s intriguing, even. But it all leads to an ending that satisfies no one, especially after 2½ hours.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Suffice to say that McNeil plays it way too safe. Trying to have it both ways, he satisfies no one.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    It’s colorful and imaginative, but other than Lu, the characters don’t have much depth. Emotional, that is, not oceanographic.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    A film with no context, it is a sporadically interesting, overlong look at the legend as she nears 70, still performing before her legions of fans.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    A cute and scruffy movie. Helena Bonham Carter, lending a female presence to the otherwise all-male story, charmingly narrates as Robert’s sister, who pieces together the Stubby legend from letters sent home.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    A bleak, at times fascinating but strangely inert Chinese animated film.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    For a documentary about one of the most prestigious opera institutions in the world, The Paris Opera has, maddeningly, very little opera.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The film is undeniably energetic, with a lot of good lines written by Shores, but it descends into obvious preachiness, and from this view, the unrelenting wackiness becomes overwhelming. Still, good times are had by all.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The problem with Birth of the Dragon, George Nolfi’s largely fictionalized account of a 1964 fight between an Oakland martial arts instructor named Bruce Lee and San Francisco instructor Wong Jack Man is that Lee...is the third-most important character in the film.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Like sitting on the beach under a cozy, warm afternoon sun. The view is beautiful, but not much is happening and soon you drift peacefully to sleep.
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    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    You would think Towne would identify closely with a big young talent who flames out too early. But when Pre turns to Mary and says, "I can endure more pain than anyone I ever met," it seems forced, empty. Towne just doesn't capture his subject.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    An independent film so enamored of itself it refuses to have any fun.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    It's a movie drenched in narcissism and wish-fulfillment, almost a textbook on how to make a formulaic, romantic film.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Cholodenko's strategy of having the actors, in every scene -- whether it involves Lucy, the boyfriend or the Frame editors -- perform with an intonational flatness approaching monotone pretentiously undermines the effectiveness of her subject matter.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    Competent, to be sure, with some good lines.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 G. Allen Johnson
    The "coming out" genre in gay and lesbian films is really getting stale - the plots are as by-the-numbers as a Bruce Willis action flick - and Edge of Seventeen is hampered by not only predictability but by its shoestring budget (a coup, however, was getting Thompson Twins composer Tom Baily to do the score).

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