Ed Gonzalez
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31% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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66% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics.
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Ed Gonzalez's Scores
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Score distribution:
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Positive: 116 out of 255
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Mixed: 51 out of 255
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Negative: 88 out of 255
255
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- Ed Gonzalez
In Brad Peyton's San Andreas, the biggest earthquake in recorded history is less natural disaster than divorce negotiation process.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 27, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
A pageantry of pseudo-art poses, a self-consciously cool reorientation of the western as silly symphony.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 10, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
Its only claim to uniqueness becomes running the standard zombie narrative through a Hallmark-card filter.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 4, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
The film struggles against the rigid formula that typifies the Marvel universe, but only does so up to a point.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 28, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
Throughout, Helen Hunt obsequiously tends to her character's evolution as a parent through a flagrant indulgence of sitcom-ish scenarios.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 27, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
Less a sincerely kooky elegy to lost time than a slightly off-kilter acting out of familiar rom-com bona fides about commitment-phobes missing out on life.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 22, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
It conveys life experience to such a sentimentalized degree that the world comes to resemble only the sham of a Norman Rockwell painting.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 18, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
The film is at once devoted to corroborating and casting an exaggerated light on Soviet paranoia and the state's rhetoric of unmasking its enemies.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
If all a movie needed was a boy with abs and a gun (or slingshot), then Beyond the Reach would be a masterpiece.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 12, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
The story, more a tangle of violent, symbolic gestures, regards economic exploitation with fetishistic, impossibly overdetermined abandon.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 7, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
The film's relentless turning of its characters' experience into platitudes and homilies is served for our too-easy consumption.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 6, 2015
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- Posted Mar 19, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
This juvenile horror-comedy spoof is primarily, if unintentionally, a cautionary tale about the perils of allowing brahs to make movies.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 13, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
Though visionary, David Robert Mitchell's film abounds in undigested ideas and dubious sexual politics.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 9, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
The lusterless camerawork keys itself almost empathetically to the drab reality of the film's spaces, settled and unsettled alike, but it can't enliven the hackneyed plot.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 4, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
David Gelb doesn't evince so much as a single compositional sleight of hand, merely delighting in turning lights on and off and watching Zoe appear in random places.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Feb 25, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
The action-movie pyrotechnics succeed only at reinforcing Simon West's macho bona fides and condescendingly forcing Jason Statham back into his wheelhouse.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 25, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
The film splits its time evenly between half-heartedly pretending it's an allegory for our current war on terror and pretending that it's not.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 25, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
The camera regards Guzman's buttocks and Lopez's breasts with an evasion of visual pleasure that could be blamed on the actors' nudity clauses if the entirety of the film didn't resemble a Lifetime movie embarrassed to have found its way to theaters.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 21, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
As juvenile and frivolous a wish-fulfillment fantasy as one might expect from the visionary behind the lightsaber and Princess Leia hogtied to Jabba the Hut, Strange Magic depicts war as a series of scarcely muddied binary oppositions: between good and evil, the beautiful and the ugly, and singing and death by karaoke.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 21, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
The cacophony of visions, broken mirrors, and mutilations only points to the ghost in the machine respecting The Craft as its spirit animal.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 5, 2015
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- Ed Gonzalez
The film ends up cheapening its sense of empathy in its final mad rush to subject audiences to every incarnation of the jump scare imaginable.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Dec 31, 2014
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- Ed Gonzalez
Whatever scant insight the prior films offered into Spain's waning Catholic belief has now been entirely replaced by fascist, cartoonish shows of wish-fulfillment prevarication.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Dec 30, 2014
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- Ed Gonzalez
Julianne Moore and Kristen Stewart's artful consideration of familial friction acerbated by disease, and vice versa, nearly saves Still Alice from the banality of its Lifetime-movie execution.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Dec 3, 2014
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- Ed Gonzalez
To dismiss it as simply an act of hipster appropriation is to cop out, because appropriation is the film's thematic meat.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 16, 2014
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- Ed Gonzalez
Given the liberties the film takes, it's surprising that it refuses to penetrate Alan Turing's carnality and allow Benedict Cumberbatch to truly wrestle with the torment of the man's sexuality.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 27, 2014
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- Ed Gonzalez
For a story so unconventional, it's executed without director Alexandre Aja's typical commitment to anarchic awe.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 26, 2014
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- Ed Gonzalez
Irony is a popular pose struck throughout these shorts, which are less revealing of the existentialist despair that death often rouses than they are of their makers' prejudices.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 26, 2014
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- Ed Gonzalez
In the wake of Bobcat Goldthwait's Wolf Creek, Exists's metaphorical ambitions are as under-realized as its story-circumscribing use of found footage.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 19, 2014
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- Ed Gonzalez
It's a story arc that wouldn't be out of place on Game of Thrones, except it lacks for the HBO program's dense and surprising dramatic reflexes.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 8, 2014
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