For 255 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 31% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 66% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Ed Gonzalez's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 Deep Red
Lowest review score: 12 Nurse 3D
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 88 out of 255
255 movie reviews
    • 68 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    The film doesn’t lock on a target long enough for it to work up a head of steam as satire about the art world and how it thrives on nepotism, let alone one about the frustrations of the immigration process.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Complicating Sophie Turner's character would have allowed the film to feel as if it had more on its mind than pulling the rug out from under us.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    The film's sense of conviction and psychological nuance never rises above that of the "I Learned It from Watching You" anti-drug PSA.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Whatever scant insight the prior films offered into Spain's waning Catholic belief has now been entirely replaced by fascist, cartoonish shows of wish-fulfillment prevarication.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Hotel Artemis quickly reveals its future setting as an empty pretext for a banally convoluted and sentimentalized show of emotional rehabilitation.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Through to the end, you can’t get off on the thrill of this film’s craftsmanship without also getting off on the spectacle of more than just Cecilia brought to the brink of destruction. Like its style, The Invisible Man’s cruelty is the point.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Fraulein almost entirely shuns backstory, coloring around the lives of its characters with ostentatious style (in this case, fuzzy-wuzzy visual vibes and music tailored to each character’s generation) and hoping audiences won’t mind filling in the blanks.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    The collection of clever quips on parade here are both tiresome and predictable.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    The film's corporate blandness is almost as dispiriting as its disinterest in exploiting the inherent saliency of the material.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    One can never fully shake the feeling that the sense of unease the filmmakers rouse, every act of seduction, infiltration, and vengeance they orchestrate, is borrowed.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    In Xavier Gens's The Divide, the revolution will not be televised, only the degradation of human civility--and in a mire of clichés more toxic to the mind than the radioactive dust that causes everyone's hair to fall out in the wake of a nuclear explosion.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    At least the irony with which this transparently written and dispassionately aestheticized film so demagogically argues for the value of words and pictures is brutally convincing.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    The cacophony of visions, broken mirrors, and mutilations only points to the ghost in the machine respecting The Craft as its spirit animal.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Aladdin is ultimately less offensive than patently ridiculous, mostly because its ethnic white noise is really just an excuse for Robin Williams—as a postmodern blabbermouthed genie who grants Aladdin three wishes—to put on the most elaborate, narcissistic circus act in the history of cinema.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Emotional complication is what this film, so abundant in last-minute getaways, fake-outs, and half-hearted nods to the franchise's greatest hits, needed so as to elevate it out of its programmatic torpor.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    The story, more a tangle of violent, symbolic gestures, regards economic exploitation with fetishistic, impossibly overdetermined abandon.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    God bless Robert Duvall. An American cinematic institution, our greatest living actor makes the fortune-cookie bromides of Matthew Dean Russell's Seven Days in Utopia sound like Yates.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    The film squanders the promise of its scrutiny into how people recalibrate their sense of morality in times of crisis.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Does Katie Holmes's hubby get script-doctoring rights even on her own film projects? That would explain why Troy Nixey's inane Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, co-written and produced by Guillermo del Toro, at times suggests an anti-Rx PSA.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    A rote home-invasion thriller afraid to be seen as just another rote home-invasion thriller, the film turgidly grasps for profundity by framing bloodlust as patriotic duty.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Like the show, this boring, lazy, clumsily staged, overly lit, unnecessarily 3D-ed contraption even culminates with some half-hearted moral hectoring-in this case, the togetherness of the Smurfs works to validate heteronormative values.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Unlike David Lynch, Ivan Kavanagh isn't interested in catching ideas like fish, of linking the degradation of film to the degradation of consciousness.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Julianne Moore and Kristen Stewart's artful consideration of familial friction acerbated by disease, and vice versa, nearly saves Still Alice from the banality of its Lifetime-movie execution.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    The purpose of Lynne Ramsay's hodgepodge approach is to distract us from the flimsiness of a story that suggests a snide art-house take on "The Omen."
    • 64 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    A sniveling diatribe from a great director beginning to resemble someone's senile grandfather.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    A few jolting scares are deployed throughout, but more difficult to shake is how the story's overacting lambs walk a rather programmatic path toward slaughter--or at least anal probing.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Jeff Baena's film, at heart, is just another overly familiar story of a boy struggling to get over his first love and who's rewarded for his troubles with a less volatile replacement model.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    It proves that the zombie narrative is still capable of subversion, but does so with the laziest, Lifetime-grade intimations of social relevance.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Olivier Assayas’s knack for fostering insight through irony is nowhere to be found in the film.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Just as queerness is conspicuous by its absence, so is any serious consideration of the drug use that often pairs with extended tastings of EDM.

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