For 255 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 31% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 66% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Ed Gonzalez's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 Deep Red
Lowest review score: 12 Nurse 3D
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 88 out of 255
255 movie reviews
    • 71 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    The difference between Niels Arden Oplev's adaptation of Stieg Larsson's The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and David Fincher's own is not, as some might have hoped, the difference between night and day, but between curdled milk and a warmed-over holiday second.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 100 Ed Gonzalez
    Polanski brilliantly evokes an evil society’s almost supernatural ability to recognize weakness in others and to punish all that is good.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    The film's sustainment of its corkscrew tension is so elegant and methodical as to feel dance-like.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    The film doesn’t lock on a target long enough for it to work up a head of steam as satire about the art world and how it thrives on nepotism, let alone one about the frustrations of the immigration process.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    Meticulous in its adherence to conventional narrative inducement, this biopic only offers a sanded-down and embossed vision of Stephen Hawking and Jane Wilde's 30-year marriage.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    For a spell, the film gets by on its unpretentious flair for atmosphere, even its disconcerting nonsensicality.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    Possibly year's most immaculate-looking drivel, a prismatically shot whodunit abundant in red herrings, but lacking in moral contemplation.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    The states get higher with every breadcrumb Luis Tosar's creep lays down, and the film derives sometimes remarkable corkscrew tension from watching him being backed into a corner.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    This is a beautiful vision, but in telling too many flowery secrets, it's also one that unnecessarily keeps its queerness in the closet.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    Carlos Reygadas's latest, an almost impossibly intellectual film, keeps us at a remove that's as striking as that which separates its main character from the lower classes.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    A germophobe's worst nightmare, Contagion touches on all the dramas big and small, mostly big, we've come to associate with catastrophes such as this, and does so as if it were hurriedly going down and adapting a list of bullet points, never lingering on any one drama in a particularly meaningful fashion.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    The film may not reimagine our sense of how the ties that bind bad men are rewritten in times of war, but it nonetheless gives a casually electric sense of how hardscrabble lives persist in such times.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    As its second half begins to focus more on Lucy’s dating dilemma, and how she’s forced to confront her firmly established beliefs and rules about dating, the film hews increasingly close to the narrative expectations of the traditional rom-com.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Ed Gonzalez
    One doesn't have to look too closely at Carnage's final shot to marvel at the way Polanski refuses to haughtily indict his audience in the pettiness of his characters' behavior.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    Haneke's admonishments are disturbing only in the sense that they're never self-critical, and while watching one of his films, there's always a sense that he thinks he's above his characters, his audience, and scrutiny.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 Ed Gonzalez
    Gaspar Noé's camera captures every freak-out, recrimination, stolen kiss, and betrayal in what is a miracle of synchronicity.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    It keeps us at a remove that becomes telling of the filmmaker's reticence to explore whatever feelings of isolation and yearning may inform his main character's grisly compulsion.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Ed Gonzalez
    Dario Argento undervalues his material, but his set pieces are glorious enough that the film’s plot contrivances can be forgiven.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    Though The Conjuring claims to be based on a true story, in truth it's based on every horror film that's come before it.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    Oshii’s attention to detail is ravishing and his distractions of time and space evoke what it must be like to be trapped within the confines of M.C. Escher’s “Sky and Water.” Pity then that Innocence is so impenetrable, both aesthetically and philosophically.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    The purpose of Lynne Ramsay's hodgepodge approach is to distract us from the flimsiness of a story that suggests a snide art-house take on "The Omen."
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    Una Noche tugged at my heartstrings, but the film's almost phantasmagoric fixation on sex can feel crass and dehumanizing.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    Take This Waltz is full of chance encounters, some less likely than a lobby with nine hundred windows or a bed where the moon has been sweating.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    Like the film that constrains him, a prequel to Planet of the Apes, perhaps James Franco understands his performance as something that will one day evolve into something far greater.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Ed Gonzalez
    It’s the ultimate Vietnam allegory, except there’s no room for peace here, just war.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 100 Ed Gonzalez
    Opera is a violent aria of memory, bad luck, the artistic drive and the horror of the stare.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    While the drones are still cuter than Ewoks, Lowell remains a cloying representation of a ‘70s acid freak shoving his save-the-trees mantra down your throat.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    The result is an alternately gripping and dully meandering patchwork of these soldiers' stay in the Korengal that pointedly shuns big-picture philosophizing.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    The film struggles against the rigid formula that typifies the Marvel universe, but only does so up to a point.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    Maelström earns its haunting, unpredictable ending, never exaggerating Evian’s moral dilemma. Still, without non-stop techno or the existential overtones of a Kieślowski morality tale, Maelström is just another Winter Sleepers.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Yesterday, Solondz blocking the screen meant something, even if it was just his own petulance. Today, a blurred sign only signifies his capitulation to peer pressure.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    In so clearly viewing Lili through the lens of 21st-century political correctness, the film only blunts the resolve of her struggle.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    It has the decency to recognize that only Elián González has the right to define his sense of truth for himself.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    The film is a doodle, but in its offhanded way, it effectively attests to the resolute nature of the Russian character.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    Forlorn depictions of love and death may dignify Neil Jordan's film, but narrative withholding ultimately drives a stake into its unmistakable heart.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Jeff Baena's film, at heart, is just another overly familiar story of a boy struggling to get over his first love and who's rewarded for his troubles with a less volatile replacement model.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    The film complements its goose-pimply frights with an unabashedly naked emotional gravitas.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    This is a Hollywood-delivered chronicle of the immigrant experience that earns its justification through good will and tact.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    Opting for inspiration over insight, Venus and Serena is a starry-eyed pop documentary that cannot transcend its scattershot, for-fans-only filmmaking.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    Ali
    Ali‘s narrative laxness comes at the fault of boxing time (a good one-third of the film’s three-hour time span is spent inside the ring). You say: But Mann knows how to direct a fight. But I say: So what?
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    The haphazard blending of fact and clips from disparate films unrelated to Shin Sang-ok and Choi Eun-hee's ordeal confuses an already intricate tale.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    Had we been allowed to truly sit with the characters’ prejudices, then The Damned might have earned the desperation with which it strains for contemporary resonance.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    The film is beholden to a strange internal logic that gives primacy not to its protagonist's suffering, but to its maker's thirst for fun.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    A sniveling diatribe from a great director beginning to resemble someone's senile grandfather.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    One of the minor triumphs of this Fright Night remake is Farrell's coolly assured performance, a cocksure spectacle of masculine virility far more intimidating to his character's victims, male and female alike, than the razor-sharp fangs Jerry uses to munch on human neck meat.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Fraulein almost entirely shuns backstory, coloring around the lives of its characters with ostentatious style (in this case, fuzzy-wuzzy visual vibes and music tailored to each character’s generation) and hoping audiences won’t mind filling in the blanks.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    Every scene here feels as if it begins with a grenade being thrown into a room, leaving one to wonder how it will be diffused, and after a while, all you see are the gears of various sublots turning separately until they mesh together and move in unison.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    Trauma is both an underachieving Deep Red and an unpolished facsimile of Stendhal Syndrome, and where Tenebre invites active spectatorship, Trauma is convoluted to the point of distraction, worth savoring solely for Argento’s excesses of gore.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    A New Era’s acknowledgement that some things must die for new things to be born works to justify the film’s title by quietly linking its themes of entitlement and survival.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    It often plays like a toothless PR video designed to rehabilitate the Catholic Church's reputation in the wake of its global pedophilia scandal.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 88 Ed Gonzalez
    Though it's as schematic in construction as Incendies, the film doesn't grind along to a ponderous plot; it's unnerving abstraction of its subject matter more daringly relays Villeneuve's view of the human cost of gender warfare.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    The plot, geared as much for comedy as horror, is wound with efficient build-up, and its revolving-door atmosphere is consistent enough to paper over some iffy acting, baggy dialogue, and more than a few minutes of wasted real estate.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    Bobcat Goldthwait exposes the characteristic male pursuit of power to which females are often made subservient.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    Hud
    Remarkably dull Hud more or less plays out as a home-on-the-range knock-off of Nicholas Ray’s brilliant Rebel Without a Cause.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    Eugenio Mira thrills in watching his main character attempt to worm his way out of a most unusual hostage situation, synching his indulgences of style to the pianist's wily physical maneuvering.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    This sexy, often funny comedy about AIDS is missing one important thing: a crucial sense of danger.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    Through a mini-triumph of montage, what begins as run-of-the-mill backstory vomit is thrillingly repackaged as an almost-Lynchian duet between warring states of consciousness.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Ed Gonzalez
    Unjustifiably compared to the original film upon its release, Schrader’s Cat People is more of an erotic reinvention of the Bodeen story. Though Schrader keeps the Fangoria crowd at bay with a series of grisly tableaus, he remains less concerned with the body-horrific than he does with the rituals of sex—mandatory and otherwise.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Ed Gonzalez
    Cheap effects and gratuitous displays of nudity only heighten the film’s delirious demeanor.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    The filmmaker looks to American modes of visual and aural expression to give Happy, Happy its soul, but all her fetish accomplishes is depersonalizing her story, making a sitcom of her character's lives.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    There’s something undeniably ballsy about a children’s film that’s so insistent about pushing young viewers to think bigger, to be open to new ideas and question culturally coded notions of good and evil.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    The film's weird mix of dollhouse dread and fashion-magazine chic can be fetching, but it's nothing if not vacuous, a series of disjointed, improvisatory riffs that recall the brazen aesthetic overload of Amer.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Ed Gonzalez
    These fantastical He-Man epics were common in the early ’80s (Legend, Conan the Barbarian, and The Beastmaster were all variations of the same theme), and while Clash of the Titans remains one of the genre’s homelier entries, there’s no faulting a film this lovingly and aptly arcane.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    Throughout To the Wonder, the new and old are incessantly twinned, blurred into a package that suggests an experimental dance piece.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    Writer-director Charles Martin Smith's tin ear for dialogue and contrived symbolism is as unmistakable as his enormous heart.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    This spirited enough yarn is sincere and heartening in its belief that our devotion to these youthful myths is healthy for our sense of wonderment.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    Seriously, watching Angela (and to a lesser extent Ricky) being targeted throughout the film is like watching a group of shrill brats shooting rocks at a baby bird—if it wasn’t so obvious that everyone’s non-stop cruelty was in service of some big-reveal, or if the performances weren’t so damn preening, the film would be completely intolerable.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Ed Gonzalez
    The film, still only clearing its throat, hints at a wellspring of emotional riches to come.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Hotel Artemis quickly reveals its future setting as an empty pretext for a banally convoluted and sentimentalized show of emotional rehabilitation.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    The film abounds in excruciatingly obvious, often precious, articulations of grief, where armchair philosophizing volleys back and forth with punishing abandon.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Ed Gonzalez
    Powaqqatsi is every bit as viscerally engaging though less provocative than its predecessor.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Ed Gonzalez
    Tim Burton's direction reminds us of the distinct, peculiar coyness that was always at the heart of his best films.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Ed Gonzalez
    The whole of Phenomena is less than the sum of its parts, but the parts are often terrifying and exhilarating.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    Since Bart's bloodlust is never matched in tenor by his righteousness, the story remains rife with unfulfilled moral inquiry.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    As feminist fantasy, the film is non-committal, and as a reimagining of the fairy tale, it's at best expensive-looking without seeming wantonly so.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 12 Ed Gonzalez
    The premise isn't even worthy of executive producer Guillermo del Toro, who will apparently lend his name to any film as long as it fulfills its quota of moths and vulvic openings.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    The collection of clever quips on parade here are both tiresome and predictable.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Olivier Assayas’s knack for fostering insight through irony is nowhere to be found in the film.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Does Katie Holmes's hubby get script-doctoring rights even on her own film projects? That would explain why Troy Nixey's inane Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, co-written and produced by Guillermo del Toro, at times suggests an anti-Rx PSA.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    Charlie Paul isn't content to let his stock footage and interviewees lead for him, driven as he is to "make something out of a frame of mind," though to needlessly busy effect.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    The tacky and loose means by which the platitudinous screenplay dances around what ails the story's football players is just one cog in a whirligig of pat representations.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    Its ideas are paralleled, its themes twinned, sometimes breathlessly, sometimes fatuously, into what may be described as a 164-minute pop song of seemingly infinite verses, choruses, and bridges. Perhaps expectedly, it soars as often as it thuds.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Unlike David Lynch, Ivan Kavanagh isn't interested in catching ideas like fish, of linking the degradation of film to the degradation of consciousness.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    The film comes undone in its clumsy attempts to transform its story into a parable of economic distress.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Gus Van Sant's new film offends for how it views the struggles of the landowners at the heart of its story as subservient to their oppressor's triumph of the spirit.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    Benjamín Ávila structures the film as a series of precious moments, remembrances of a difficult year when the politics of patria and family got in the way of his puppy love.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    It suggests the worst possible gene splice of a barbed Terrance and Phillip South Park appearance, Fargo's blithe condescension, and the smuggest of Quentin Tarantino pastiches.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Ed Gonzalez
    Passion is a serpentine, gorgeously orchestrated gathering of all of De Palma's pet themes and conceits, a symphony of giddy terror where people perpetually hide behind masks, both literal and figurative.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    The doc's caginess is a weakness that results from an inherently nostalgic sense of reverie.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Ed Gonzalez
    Forbes’s direction is uncluttered and makes excellent use of the long shot, and though the film threatens to run out of steam at each and every turn, it never runs out of ideas.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    Irony is a popular pose struck throughout these shorts, which are less revealing of the existentialist despair that death often rouses than they are of their makers' prejudices.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Paddy Considine's benumbed ambiguity at least works against writer-director Shan Khan's reduction of honor killings to grist for the cheapest of pulpy thrills.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    Whatever scant insight the prior films offered into Spain's waning Catholic belief has now been entirely replaced by fascist, cartoonish shows of wish-fulfillment prevarication.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Ed Gonzalez
    The way that Dominika is at once completely transparent and at the same time impossible to read is Red Sparrow's most intriguing through line, not least of which for the way that Jennifer Lawrence makes you grasp the canny mental gymnastics that her character has to do in order for everything that she says to be at once truth and obfuscation.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    In lieu of advancing a view of the dead's dominion that doesn't abide by the law of "just becauses," Chapter 3 is often content to wink at the ways the first two films spooked audiences.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Ed Gonzalez
    More chilling than the horror of the alien's close-quarters assault is the rank misogyny that more than offensively underscores the Melrose Place-grade human drama.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    The film's corporate blandness is almost as dispiriting as its disinterest in exploiting the inherent saliency of the material.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 38 Ed Gonzalez
    No Man’s Land mostly suggests a performance of allyship on the filmmakers’ part.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    The film's simple, redundant, but valuable moral lesson to its audience finds comfortable enough expression in an aesthetic that's banal but impressively consistent.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Ed Gonzalez
    Scott’s film scarcely has its pulse on the encroaching conservatism of the nation. In the end, it’s just a shallow lesbian fantasy so aggressively spit and polished as to suggest a 96-minute White Diamonds commercial. Of course, that’s not to say that it isn’t fun.

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