Diego Semerene

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For 299 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 37% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 60% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Diego Semerene's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 57
Highest review score: 100 Tomboy
Lowest review score: 0 The Roads Not Taken
Score distribution:
299 movie reviews
    • 50 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    There's no pointing toward something other than the work itself, no poetic digression, no suggestion of a conceptual dimensionality to the work being produced.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    A Man's Story does a major disservice to an artiste of fashion with a pretty amazing and prolific oeuvre by reducing him to a Bravo-like personality - a personality whose pettiness Boateng's work, though perhaps not his ego, clearly exceeds.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    It's as though the director, like his subjects, was too comfortable in the safe familiarity of the surface to find the place where it betrays us.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Huppert is such a master of her craft that even the silliest sequences give way to tour-de-force moments.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Diego Semerene
    While We the Party can be insensitive, or blind, to the misogyny and homophobia of the general culture (the token gay teen is a finger-snapping, head-bobbing fashionista), it takes the issues of race and class quite seriously.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    Autoerotic's take on the me-me-me generation's inability for actual contact seems appropriate, but it lacks the nuance that makes "Denise Calls Up" so delicious to watch.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    What the film embodies, unfortunately, the listlessness of its slacker characters.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Diego Semerene
    It chooses the delicateness of a fable instead of the narrative recklessness we've come to expect from Bruce La Bruce.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 0 Diego Semerene
    It’s difficult to find a reason for the film's existence beyond a spoiled platform for James Franco's ersatz boldness.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Jimpa’s exploration of non-binary identity ultimately proves superficial.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    Cargo can feel like a "film about human trafficking" from beginning to end.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 12 Diego Semerene
    Glenn Close's face teems with a flawlessly controlled gravitas that’s completely at odds with the film’s ordinariness.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    As hard as he tries, we never truly believe there's a lot at stake for Garner, who seems to cruise through America like a gringo taking a favela tour in Rio.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Bruno Barreto's insistence that this pass for a product that Hollywood might have spawned smoothens a journey built on sharp edges.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Oh, the hilarious awkwardness of placing privileged white kids in a place where they don't belong.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    Doug Langway's film is often too cheesy to, well, bear.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 12 Diego Semerene
    L!fe Happens wants us to believe its message is one of female independence and empowerment.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 12 Diego Semerene
    If there’s anything worth mulling over about The Drowning, it's the way it proffers the East Coast couple as an inevitably miserable institution without really meaning to.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 12 Diego Semerene
    Tammy Caplan and Joe Tyler Gold's film gives off the alienating feel of an inside joke that you miss in the off chance you're not part of the professional magic business.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 0 Diego Semerene
    The film is an unending source for the worst possible clichés and most overdone series of graphic matches in the history of film editing.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    Shana Betz's too-insistent refusal to commit to the melodramatic or to the suspenseful only makes the film seem like empty dramatization.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    Having the far from goody-goody Kathleen Turner play a holier-than-thou mother bent on winning a devout church title is an inherently hilarious premise.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 0 Diego Semerene
    Writer-director Tim Kirkman tries to peg depth of character on the character of Dean instead of having him earn it.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 0 Diego Semerene
    I'm not sure what part of Snowmen doesn't scream completely inappropriate, sentimental Manichean drivel.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 12 Diego Semerene
    The ingenuity of writer-director Jeremy LaLonde's film ends with its title.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 12 Diego Semerene
    One of the film's main problems is the fact that Shlain is so invested in connecting her father's scientific findings... with an astonishingly linear history of the world that she fails to see the more private connections that flicker in and out of her verbose voiceover.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    The Samaritan treads a fine line between film-noir moodiness and crime-thriller triteness, mostly settling for the latter.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    Without a consistent stylistic playfulness to match the histrionic scenarios, the action often feels just plain silly.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 75 Diego Semerene
    W.E.'s is a kind of dynamic pleasure that allows for non-shameful identification with the feminine and a fantasy of becoming what we see.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    For a film so proud of its trail-blazing status ("the first 3D erotic movie"), 3d Sex and Zen is certainly driven by the same good old symptoms.

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