Diego Semerene

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For 299 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 37% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 60% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Diego Semerene's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 57
Highest review score: 100 Tomboy
Lowest review score: 0 The Roads Not Taken
Score distribution:
299 movie reviews
    • 73 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    The film is simply too conscious of its form and its global-market ambitions to ever feel honestly interested in the themes it purports to cherish.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Jimpa’s exploration of non-binary identity ultimately proves superficial.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    It begins as a clever pseudo-mumblecore provocation with shades of Bruce LaBruce only to quickly turn into indefensible nonsense.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Hood to Coast mostly suffers from an incessant soundtrack that stuffs the film with a peppiness that blocks the tragedy of its characters from view, as well as their overcoming it.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    We never spend enough time with the characters to believe the urgency, and lushness, of their cravings.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Heidi Ewing’s tale of immigration and deportation afflicting the lives of a Mexican gay couple flashes its reason for being at every turn.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    The Children Act stages the clumsiness of belated domestic confrontations with the very coldness that’s kept its characters from having discussed their emotions for decades and from having had sex for almost a year.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Philippe Garrel illustrates the absurdity behind the myth of the complementary couple with the same cynicism that permeates his previous work but none of the humor or wit.
    • Slant Magazine
    • 34 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Sergio Castellitto's film quickly turns out to be more interested in reveling in the secrets of its storyline than in its sentiments.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    If the global reunion that the cruise ship presents here is such a panacea, why is there so much moping?
    • 76 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    The Stroll is overtly broad, detached, and full of ready-made empowerment rhetoric.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    At first, the film’s dark humor is amusing, only for it to wear off once an actual plot kicks into motion.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    For a film so proud of its trail-blazing status ("the first 3D erotic movie"), 3d Sex and Zen is certainly driven by the same good old symptoms.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Whatever predictable plot the film tries to unfold never lives up to the excitement of its conceptual gimmick.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    In the documentary, the game is a make-believe war of pent-up frustrations linking race, nation, and manhood, one which teenage boys named Mohamed can actually win.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    If not for its performances, the film would belong in the category of Hallmark Channel tearjerkers.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    The film eventually replaces the captivating smallness of everyday life with an inconsequential drama.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Xavier Giannolli consistently glosses every sequence with a stagey kind of humor, and at the main character's expense.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    School Life is unfortunately committed to keeping its subjects, especially Headfort’s students, at arm’s length.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    It's difficult to swallow the premise of yet another tale of a heroic white Westerner with good intentions trying to give hope to Middle-Eastern misery.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    The film makes no attempt to embody the themes that form the core of Annie Ernaux’s story in its aesthetics.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Although João Moreira Salles tries to tap into the pleasurable elements inherent to the essayistic as a cinematic form, such as making the merging of intimate and social reality poetically visible, his storylines never quite gel.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    A shallow film that leaves us knowing exactly what we're seeing, and able to predict what the characters will say to each other in the mostly uninspired and overtly familiar dialogue.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Glenn Close's perennial look of astonishment and resilience commands the action to the point of turning every other screen element into a gratuitous prop.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    The allegorical possibilities of a disintegrating wall point to a film that could have been.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Its fatal mistake is to make up for blindness, instead of embracing it as something other than a liability.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    The film is a rebellion of surfaces that never quite reaches, or emanates from, the underpinning roots of its fable.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    The dialogue is so disaffected it's as if humans were replicants even before going through the aforementioned twin-making procedure.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Unlike My Life in Pink, Daughter of Mine sidesteps all ambiguity, as the film reveals everything about its characters straight away, leaving little room for unexpected complexities about their predicaments to develop.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Private Romeo feels more like a side project from the producers of Glee than some kind of novel queering of Shakespeare's text.

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