Diego Semerene

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For 299 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 37% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 60% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Diego Semerene's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 57
Highest review score: 100 Tomboy
Lowest review score: 0 The Roads Not Taken
Score distribution:
299 movie reviews
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Diego Semerene
    The film dabbles in the French romantic-comedy tradition and simultaneously spoofs it, committing to neither.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    In the documentary, the game is a make-believe war of pent-up frustrations linking race, nation, and manhood, one which teenage boys named Mohamed can actually win.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    The film makes no attempt to embody the themes that form the core of Annie Ernaux’s story in its aesthetics.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Diego Semerene
    Its lightheartedness and overtly traditional narrative structure become a smart strategy for crafting what is ultimately a very nuanced political critique of capital.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    It's difficult to swallow the premise of yet another tale of a heroic white Westerner with good intentions trying to give hope to Middle-Eastern misery.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    Clea DuVall crafts an entire film out of aborted attempts at a revelation that feel completely anodyne.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 88 Diego Semerene
    It's a quiet thud of a film, which embraces, with grace and precision, the nastiness of growing up with desire stuck in one's throat like a muffled scream.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 12 Diego Semerene
    Justin Kelly's film is more interested in rushing through the narrative's events than contemplating their environment.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    If the global reunion that the cruise ship presents here is such a panacea, why is there so much moping?
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Erin Derham’s unadventurous aesthetic inoculates her from taxidermy’s subversive spirit.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Diego Semerene
    Though it begins with the aesthetic and conceptual rigor of Blade Runner, it quickly veers toward the gratuitous outlandishness of a Bruce La Bruce film.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    The film uses its critique of white privilege as a means to woo the legitimizing gaze of international audiences.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    The film is an interminable saga full of soap-operatic plot twists involving quickly broken marriages, sexual assault, a secret porn career, terminal illness, and a quasi lesbian love affair.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Whatever the post-colonial lessons are, I Only Rest in the Storm’s characters articulate them too evidently, as if preemptively justifying the making of a film in or about “Africa” on the condition that the white man’s presence is relentlessly denounced.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    The sexual outbursts in the film are tempered with a tenderness that one hardly associates with Bruce LaBruce's career.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Diego Semerene
    Only Marisa Tomei’s face can compete with Isabelle Huppert’s ability to turn even the sappiest of scenarios into a nuanced tour de force.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    The allegorical possibilities of a disintegrating wall point to a film that could have been.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    It would have been nice if the film had surrendered to its lunacy more blatantly, more carelessly.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    Lost, or at least merely glossed over, throughout this hagiographic documentary portrait is the miraculous story of an effeminate Brazilian boy who was actually allowed to blossom through dance and who, because of such permission, has managed to survive his queer childhood a little more unscathed.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 88 Diego Semerene
    A raw, sophisticated, and stomach-turning look at what it means to be a young woman in Serbia, what it means to be a woman tout court.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Diego Semerene
    The film’s mid-act about-face lends a refreshing sense of complexity to an otherwise superficial depiction of Wrinkles.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    Against the Current’s style imposes a generic visual language onto a subject who’s anything but generic.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Private Romeo feels more like a side project from the producers of Glee than some kind of novel queering of Shakespeare's text.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    Christophe Honoré deposits all his chips on the comedic premise at the expense of character study and gravitas.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 12 Diego Semerene
    The very few instances where stereotypes are challenged are forced and didactically delivered.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    This time-tested project of tracing gayness back to when its shame was so explicitly enforced feels not only passé, and naïve, but mostly unproductive in a post-Judith Butler world in which drag queens are on TV teaching biological women how to better perform womanhood.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    The film’s tendency to over-explain, over-intellectualize, and over-script events leaves little room for spontaneity and doubt.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Diego Semerene
    Despite its initially familiar trajectory, Another End disarmingly and purposefully sweeps us away on a wave of apathy not unlike that which plagues its main character, challenging our sense of who we fundamentally are as humans.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Diego Semerene
    The hilarity of the film creeps up slowly and from every angle, not through the facile immediacy of short-lived laughter.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 0 Diego Semerene
    You know a film isn't going to be considered high art when the guy to your left at the press screening is a reporter from Extra and the guy to your right lets out a loud "That's awesome, man" after each scene.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 0 Diego Semerene
    The film is essentially an exercise in forcing a female genius back into her proper place of dependence on both the father figure and the Prince Charming.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    Michael Roberts's documentary is an unabashed exercise in deifying its subject matter with superlatives and hyperbole from the mouths of talking heads, which ultimately results in the cheapening of the artist.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    Sassy Pants has a slightly ludic atmosphere akin to another tale of teen alienation, Dear Lemon Lima, but it unfolds like a fable in which only Bethany doesn't feel like a canned caricature.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Diego Semerene
    It's the moments when director Alan Brown stops worrying about clarifying plot and character motivation and lets the performances bring those into being that makes this an authentic project.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    In Our Nature's visual style seems plastered on or allocated, not developed with any sort of authorial singularity.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Diego Semerene
    At the very least, The Pill could have been a pleasant exercise in screenwriting sharpness if Fred and Mindy's situation had been confined and (un-)resolved within the confines of its very promising first scene.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Diego Semerene
    It's to Carine Roitfeld's own credit and director Fabien Constant's funky and frenetic pacing that the doc feels neither like a corporate hagiography nor like mere fashionista masturbation material.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Diego Semerene
    It's Jonathan Caouette's insistence in going back to his nightmarish old footage, or the old footage that he purposefully renders nightmarish, that seems more interesting.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 Diego Semerene
    The unconventional choice of extra-curricular activity for Luz sheds light onto the strange sport of powerlifting, in which teen girls are constantly weighed and sometimes told that they have 40 minutes to get three pounds off their bodies so they can compete.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 Diego Semerene
    Director Casper Andreas does a good job conserving a simultaneous sense of disgust and attraction for the way big-city dreams end up stripping off wannabes from everything but their bodies.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    There's no pointing toward something other than the work itself, no poetic digression, no suggestion of a conceptual dimensionality to the work being produced.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    A Man's Story does a major disservice to an artiste of fashion with a pretty amazing and prolific oeuvre by reducing him to a Bravo-like personality - a personality whose pettiness Boateng's work, though perhaps not his ego, clearly exceeds.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    It's as though the director, like his subjects, was too comfortable in the safe familiarity of the surface to find the place where it betrays us.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Huppert is such a master of her craft that even the silliest sequences give way to tour-de-force moments.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Diego Semerene
    While We the Party can be insensitive, or blind, to the misogyny and homophobia of the general culture (the token gay teen is a finger-snapping, head-bobbing fashionista), it takes the issues of race and class quite seriously.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    Autoerotic's take on the me-me-me generation's inability for actual contact seems appropriate, but it lacks the nuance that makes "Denise Calls Up" so delicious to watch.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    What the film embodies, unfortunately, the listlessness of its slacker characters.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Diego Semerene
    It chooses the delicateness of a fable instead of the narrative recklessness we've come to expect from Bruce La Bruce.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 0 Diego Semerene
    It’s difficult to find a reason for the film's existence beyond a spoiled platform for James Franco's ersatz boldness.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Jimpa’s exploration of non-binary identity ultimately proves superficial.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    Cargo can feel like a "film about human trafficking" from beginning to end.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 12 Diego Semerene
    Glenn Close's face teems with a flawlessly controlled gravitas that’s completely at odds with the film’s ordinariness.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    As hard as he tries, we never truly believe there's a lot at stake for Garner, who seems to cruise through America like a gringo taking a favela tour in Rio.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Bruno Barreto's insistence that this pass for a product that Hollywood might have spawned smoothens a journey built on sharp edges.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Oh, the hilarious awkwardness of placing privileged white kids in a place where they don't belong.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    Doug Langway's film is often too cheesy to, well, bear.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 12 Diego Semerene
    L!fe Happens wants us to believe its message is one of female independence and empowerment.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 12 Diego Semerene
    If there’s anything worth mulling over about The Drowning, it's the way it proffers the East Coast couple as an inevitably miserable institution without really meaning to.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 12 Diego Semerene
    Tammy Caplan and Joe Tyler Gold's film gives off the alienating feel of an inside joke that you miss in the off chance you're not part of the professional magic business.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 0 Diego Semerene
    The film is an unending source for the worst possible clichés and most overdone series of graphic matches in the history of film editing.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    Shana Betz's too-insistent refusal to commit to the melodramatic or to the suspenseful only makes the film seem like empty dramatization.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    Having the far from goody-goody Kathleen Turner play a holier-than-thou mother bent on winning a devout church title is an inherently hilarious premise.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 0 Diego Semerene
    Writer-director Tim Kirkman tries to peg depth of character on the character of Dean instead of having him earn it.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 0 Diego Semerene
    I'm not sure what part of Snowmen doesn't scream completely inappropriate, sentimental Manichean drivel.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 12 Diego Semerene
    The ingenuity of writer-director Jeremy LaLonde's film ends with its title.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 12 Diego Semerene
    One of the film's main problems is the fact that Shlain is so invested in connecting her father's scientific findings... with an astonishingly linear history of the world that she fails to see the more private connections that flicker in and out of her verbose voiceover.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    The Samaritan treads a fine line between film-noir moodiness and crime-thriller triteness, mostly settling for the latter.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    Without a consistent stylistic playfulness to match the histrionic scenarios, the action often feels just plain silly.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 75 Diego Semerene
    W.E.'s is a kind of dynamic pleasure that allows for non-shameful identification with the feminine and a fantasy of becoming what we see.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    For a film so proud of its trail-blazing status ("the first 3D erotic movie"), 3d Sex and Zen is certainly driven by the same good old symptoms.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    The drama over dinner comes in small analgesic portions, and the secrets feel canned and the dialogue is too pretty to be believable.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    If the film defies conventional form, it does so without the gravitas that conceptual cohesion brings, quickly rendering its experimentation into gratuitous aesthetic masturbation.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    The film's moral lesson is too contradictory to be taken seriously.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    Sergio Castellitto's film quickly turns out to be more interested in reveling in the secrets of its storyline than in its sentiments.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    The actors are left to go through the motions of a sterile script that director Dennis Lee tries to bring to life not through, for example, Watson's brilliant capacity for facial nuance, but through canned artifice.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Diego Semerene
    The tension between the amateurish interviewer and the star interviewees gives the documentary a layer of authenticity that its otherwise formulaic structure and storytelling fail to find.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 38 Diego Semerene
    The film is, like its main character, too naïve to understand or, at least, to deploy the reparative powers of camp.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Diego Semerene
    This is kind of didactic topical movie that distributes its rhetoric evenly between characters with clear distinction as to who's playing devil's advocate to the other one's points.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Diego Semerene
    There's an enormous amount of perverse pleasure to be had here for those who get off on the annihilation of nuance.

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