Desson Thomson

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For 1,968 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Desson Thomson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Vertigo
Lowest review score: 0 The Devil's Own
Score distribution:
1968 movie reviews
    • 81 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    A movie that dares you to slow down and enjoy the subtleties of life.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Devil leads us into that dark, uncharted valley where evil, genius, divine inspiration, insanity -- and other unfathomable mysteries -- commingle. It also examines the hyperbolic industry of instant celebrity and ultimately shows us the complex algebraic equation that is Daniel Johnston's life.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    In the end, we're treated to an overture of possibilities rather than a satisfying film.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    It yields surprisingly unspectacular results.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 0 Desson Thomson
    Cro-Magnon-dumb...Less funny than your own funeral.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    The worst mistake is the screenplay, which not only cuts everything into superficial pieces but fails to make authentic moments of anything. In the end, White Oleander isn't an adaptation of a novel. It's a flashy, star-splashed reduction.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    The exuberance of the Rugrats seems nullified by the effete quirkiness of the Thornberrys.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    While director Aronofsky pistol-whips your attention with his style, the characters (mostly relegated to human mannequins in Aronofsky's visual schemes) suffer big time.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Rather than the mad, kinetic video-game vigor you'd expect, the movie proceeds at a more leisurely and methodical gait. I rather liked that.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Lilya's struggle to make a life for herself is both heartbreaking and heart-stirring.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    The problem is, Europa is episodic rather than cumulative. Europa is about the highlights in Solly's wartime life. But it's not about Solly.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    The movie does present solutions, including its urging of consumer demand for more accountability from restaurants and the building of marine reserves.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    The cast, all classically trained on the stage, is simply commanding.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    What's Eating Gilbert Grape is a tad too precious. One of those movies that wants to address life's quaint wackinesses, it's full of characters who are quirky, lonely, bizarre or retarded. There's something intensely earnest about the project. But there's something equally manufactured, starting with the casting of Johnny Depp and Juliette Lewis.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Imaginative, slightly creepy, but tremendously appealing to all ages. It's ripe to bursting with visual effects a heady combination of stop-motion and computer-generated imagery. And it has a delightful cast of personable bugs and larvae, all bound for New York City via floating fruit.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 10 Desson Thomson
    An uneven collection of bodily function jokes, facial gyrations, sexual jibes and pedestrian slapstick, Dumb and Dumber appears to have been conceived by the leading lugheads themselves.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    This fictional documentary's films-in-miniature -- subdued, engaging grace notes that run from 45 seconds to several minutes -- create a subtle, appropriately unconventional portrait of this eccentric man.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Corbijn makes us achingly aware of the singer's talent, the haunting poetry of his songs and how, living in the gloomy culture he did, his passing was virtually inevitable.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    The 11-year-old Osment evokes the boy's terror and awful predicament so memorably, you'll never forget him.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    The film oozes sentimentality, soap-opera bathos and clumsy cribbings from the Frank Capra book of small-town values. Those are its good points.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Desson Thomson
    To watch "Time" is not merely to marvel at the heavens we cannot yet know; it is also to admire Hawking, now 50, for approaching such daunting problems on a daily basis, despite every possible problem the cosmos can throw at him.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    In this sprawling oglefest, such things as "narrative" and "story" are remote little abstractions indeed.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Although this film about a zebra who aspires to win horse races has a marvelous premise, it slows to a mediocre canter right out of the starting gate.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    What keeps "Cinderella" from complete hokiness is Crowe's utterly believable performance.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    There's grist here for a genuinely stirring film. But writer-director Bruce Beresford -- who created the screenplay from interviews with real-life World War II prisoners (who also performed music for the Japanese) -- reduces everything to its most uninteresting banality. [18Apr1997 Pg. N.44]
    • Washington Post
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    A sort of romance noir -- spruced up in pressed white linens -- this British-made film is elegant, uncompromising and oh-so- veddy nasty.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    The best element of the movie is a subplot involving Noah's spiritually obsessed teacher (Rainn Wilson) and his wacky girlfriend (Kathryn Hahn), whose bumbling eccentricities give the movie an emotional liveliness it otherwise lacks.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Desson Thomson
    Robbins, who scripted and directed, creates more than enough on his own. Bob's un-hackneyed character is the prime case in point.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    A beautifully textured, disarmingly simple movie about romantic devotion.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Sinfully watchable ensemble movie.

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