Desson Thomson

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For 1,968 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Desson Thomson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Vertigo
Lowest review score: 0 The Devil's Own
Score distribution:
1968 movie reviews
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    A well-intentioned, reverential but unenlightening portrait. It pays tribute to the artist. Yet it doesn't scrutinize him.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    After a promising beginning and an amusing middle, the movie gets stuck in limbo.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Apocalypse Now Redux, which contains about 50 minutes of extra footage, is Coppola's final artistic assault. This is the one where he honors his vision -- or clears his name, whichever way you look at it. Does he do it? Perhaps the first thing to get out of your mind when watching this "Apocalypse," or the 1979 version, is worrying about whether the film's a success or failure. It's both. The more you see of "Apocalypse," the more obvious its triumphs and mistakes.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    Let's accentuate the positive: Saving Silverman really stinks. No, really. It's bad. Awful.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Robocop is one weird and entertaining hybrid of camp and sci-fi shoot-'em-up.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    An intriguing idea for about two seconds.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Despite an appealing, even ingenious premise, "Scorpion" is another quippy but uninspired comedy.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    It's definitely NOT a conventional biopic about Kurt Cobain. (Nor, as its title oddly suggests, is it about the demise of writer-director Van Sant.) It's a tone poem, an elliptical, fictionalized meditation about the ill-fated rock 'n' roll superstar.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    Dull, plodding comedy.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    A delirious mixture of spectacular gun battles, furious explosions and breathtaking stunt work, it's also one of the strangest stories to ever get the green light at a Hollywood studio. You have to take your hat off to Paramount Studios for allowing such inspired weirdness to see the light of day.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    What starts out as a moody arthouse flick rapidly becomes an uneven B-movie yukfest (sometimes intentional, sometimes not), with low-budget concessions to the Hollywood cop-versus-killer industry.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Tracy is Tinseltown's annual celebration of everything that's wrong with itself: the hype, the agent-negotiated star system, the Hollywood "fun" assembly-line method of copy-cat mediocrity, etc.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 10 Desson Thomson
    Insufferably cloying experience.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 Desson Thomson
    The lighthearted buoyancy comes through. Silver takes her time, just as surely as slowly, searching for nuance between the hackneyed lines of Jewish Moms, Barrow Boys, Famous Authors and English Lit Groupies. Everyone at least has flickering moments of originality.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    Has so little going for it, you wonder if you've missed something.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    If you do not bring pride, good taste or sense to this third American Pie installment, you'll have a good time.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Desson Thomson
    The movie doesn’t hit one out of the park, the way Get Shorty (another Leonard adaptation) did. But it racks up points with stolen bases and singles.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    An engaging battle between terrific acting and a flawed script.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    Allen, who's a natural charmer, seems to be at half-strength here.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    The wacky incongruity works when debuting director Mamet has tongue in cheek. But all too often he's rechewing film noir, Hitchcock twists and MacGuffins, as well as the Freudian mumbo-jumbo already masticated tasteless by so many cine-kids.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Thanks to Caine's subtly nuanced performance, there's a deeper dimension to everything. He's snappily ironic at times, sometimes amazingly delicate, always engaging.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 10 Desson Thomson
    Screenwriter Lona Williams and director Michael Patrick Jann spare no attempt to show characters at their zaniest, wackiest or most grotesque. The effect is disconcerting. Is this light comedy or dark satire? It ends up being neither.

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