David Hiltbrand

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For 133 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 42% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 55% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 15 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

David Hiltbrand's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 51
Highest review score: 75 Earth to Echo
Lowest review score: 12 xXx: State of the Union
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 50 out of 133
  2. Negative: 43 out of 133
133 movie reviews
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 David Hiltbrand
    The problem is that these stoic warriors infect Act of Valor with more wooden acting than you'd see at a ventriloquism school.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 David Hiltbrand
    Most of the humor in this film arises from the ludicrous squabbles among Bateman, Sudeikis, and Day, who can springboard from logic to lunacy in a single exchange.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 David Hiltbrand
    Vilely violent, Saw 2 is the Phnom Penh of splatter movies.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 63 David Hiltbrand
    Dracula Untold is a movie that gives good trailer. That's not surprising because it's a visually arresting saga. Unfortunately, the story in the final, full version is thicker than blood.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 63 David Hiltbrand
    There's not much to this movie beyond a slick procession of dark, gleaming violence. But Selene lovers would pay good 3D money to see her fight a parking ticket.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 David Hiltbrand
    The animated film has all the hallmarks of a straight-to-DVD project - inferior plot, dull writing, cheap drawing.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 63 David Hiltbrand
    Judy Moody has some enjoyable ingredients. The cast, for instance, rocks it, especially young Aussie actress Jordana Beatty as the title character, a bottle rocket with unruly red hair.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 12 David Hiltbrand
    Appalling sequel.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 38 David Hiltbrand
    Rarely has a film so equally balanced macho and nacho, but Wrath does leave us with a few valuable lessons: a.) fratricide is a nasty business, best left to the Greeks and b) fighting fire with fire may sound good, but it turns out to be a really stupid idea.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 David Hiltbrand
    So achingly empty, it's nearly existential.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 63 David Hiltbrand
    A monster chiller sequel that is visually spectacular but rather overburdened with story.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 David Hiltbrand
    The whole project is a cloying, artificial mess. The slapstick comedy doesn't bite, and the formulaic sentimentality doesn't grip.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 David Hiltbrand
    To give the film its due, the stupidity is served up with energy and good pace. But it takes a thin premise and stretches it like Silly Putty. The title should really be "Obvious and Obviouser."
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 David Hiltbrand
    Even though it's all preliminaries, no main event, Grudge Match is harmless enough as entertainment. Just not as harmless as its poor protagonists.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 38 David Hiltbrand
    If Stealth were a recruitment film for aircraft-carrier duty, one would be tempted to say, "Mission accomplished." As a feature film, it's a washout.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 63 David Hiltbrand
    Dopey but resourceful yukfest.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 David Hiltbrand
    Doom is, to its detriment, a remarkably faithful re-creation of the massively popular video game. In other words, it's a dark, violent, nerve-wracking, trigger-giddy waste of time.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 63 David Hiltbrand
    BMH2 is a harmless, genial outing, a comedy that is amusing without ever rising to the level of funny. You sit through the film with a smile on your face, waiting for the laughs that never come.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 David Hiltbrand
    A strident and shocking jumble, Shadowboxer suggests what you might come up with if you decided to inject John Huston's dark 1985 film, "Prizzi's Honor," with Oedipal overtones.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 David Hiltbrand
    The left hand doesn't know who the right hand is shooting in State Property 2, Damon Dash's prodigiously muddled thug-life sequel.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 David Hiltbrand
    With his beard and '70s clothes, Reynolds looks like Val Kilmer playing Jim Morrison. Before things go precipitously south, he gives an endearing performance that proves he's ready for far more substantial roles than Van Wilder.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 David Hiltbrand
    Though imaginatively directed by Harald Zwart, Mortal Instruments, which is adapted from Cassandra Clare's YA novels, is marred by significant flaws.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 63 David Hiltbrand
    A brazen, earsplitting, eye-popping, oddly satisfying action extravaganza, though it veers wildly off-target in its second hour.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 David Hiltbrand
    This isn't a movie, it's an animatronic theme-park ride - an artificially processed, easily digestible treat for kids.Ho, ho hum.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 David Hiltbrand
    Get the soundtrack; wait for the movie to come to CMT.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 David Hiltbrand
    This one is so bad that even Ed Norton couldn't get this mess to move through the sewer.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 David Hiltbrand
    Blended throws a lot of things on the screen, but in the end, it has to confront its awkward and artificial "romance." And that's just ugly.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 David Hiltbrand
    You want to cut Cop Out some slack because it's just so darn eager to please. So let's grant that it will make a reliably fun companion when it's on cable 10 times a week.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 David Hiltbrand
    If the Brothers Grimm had devoted themselves to farce rather than scary fairy tales, they might have produced something like Seventh Son, a whacko sword-and-sorcery exercise.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 David Hiltbrand
    The acting is better than the script deserves and Lexi Alexander's cut-to-the-hearse direction lends the film considerable kick.

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