For 1,132 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 57% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 40% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.1 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

David Ansen's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 68
Highest review score: 100 School of Rock
Lowest review score: 0 Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
Score distribution:
1132 movie reviews
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 David Ansen
    The Departed is Scorsese's most purely enjoyable movie in years. But it's not for the faint of heart. It's rude, bleak, violent and defiantly un-PC. But if you doubt that it's also OK to laugh throughout this rat's nest of paranoia, deceit and bloodshed, keep your eyes on the final frames. Scorsese's parting shot is an uncharacteristic, but well-earned, wink.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 David Ansen
    If only the laughs were bigger, smarter and more frequent than they are.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 David Ansen
    It might, however, have been a greater film if its villain were as compelling as its flawed hero. Williams is effectively creepy, but next to Pacino’s rich, multileveled portrait he seems one-note, and one we’ve seen before.
    • Newsweek
    • 9 Metascore
    • 0 David Ansen
    The best and perhaps only way to enjoy Saturn 3 is to pretend that you're watching a "Saturday Night Live" parody of Saturn 3. Imagine that Harvey Keitel is one of the Coneheads, that Kirk Douglas is the guest host, lampooning his own overemphatic acting style, and that Farrah Fawcett is, well, Farrah Fawcett. Viewed in this light, the unintentionally risible dialogue by Martin Amis becomes sparkling comic repartee. Keitel to Fawcett, with nary a flicker of expression in his voice: "You have a beautiful body. May I use it?" [10 March 1980, p.88H]
    • Newsweek
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 David Ansen
    The Hunger is slick, silly and not without thrills. [09 May 1983, p.85]
    • Newsweek
    • 87 Metascore
    • 90 David Ansen
    The beauty of this extremely clever movie, directed with fleet, robust theatricality by John Madden, is how deftly it manages to work on multiple levels.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 David Ansen
    Not every movie -- even one based on an unproduced Kurosawa screenplay -- has to be about Life itself. Oh well, enjoy it for the thrills, and don't worry about trying to keep a straight face. [30 Dec 1985, p.62]
    • Newsweek
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 David Ansen
    The most interesting thing about Beowulf, alas, is its technology. It's the work of a man who has fallen in love with his toys, but I miss the wicked satirist who made "Used Cars." And the truth is the motion capture in Beowulf comes across as an unsatisfying compromise between animation and live action.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 David Ansen
    For all its shortcomings, The Human Stain is an honorable, sometimes moving attempt, better at evoking the poignancy of Silk's autumnal affair than exploring the moral ambiguities of his deception.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 David Ansen
    Take the movie's first words to heart: watch closely. You'll be well rewarded.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 David Ansen
    Part satire, part love story and, in its lurid deprogramming scenes, pure horror story. Not everything jells, and one never fully believes the hero's transformation from skepticism to subservience. Yet Kotcheff has again delivered a compelling entertainment and one savvy enough to raise more questions than it answers. [25 Oct 1982, p.119]
    • Newsweek
    • 36 Metascore
    • 60 David Ansen
    Under the Cherry Moon is not recommended for seekers of good taste, but if you're looking for a giddy, outre night at the movies, Prince is your man. [21 Jul 1986, p.65]
    • Newsweek
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 David Ansen
    The uncontestable triumph of Goblet of Fire, however, is Brendan Gleeson's Alastor (Mad-Eye) Moody, the grizzled new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 David Ansen
    While there are few huge laughs, the very lack of pushiness in Harold Ramis's direction comes as comic relief. [8 Aug 1983, p.55]
    • Newsweek
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 David Ansen
    For all its isolated lovely touches--there's a wonderful moment of repose while Garp listens to Nat King Cole on his car radio--the movie leaves a cold, sour aftertaste. Some of this can be attributed to the uncertain tone of Hill's direction--overly broad here, too remote there--but much of it goes back to Irving. [26 July 1982, p.77]
    • Newsweek
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 David Ansen
    The demands of the historical epic form seem to hobble Jordan's imagination. He's a director who's at his best when he can follow the dark logic of his own subconscious.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 David Ansen
    Talk Radio feels like a sketch inflated beyond the breaking point. Sure, it's disturbing. So is watching Morton Downey Jr. Stone seems to believe that he's lifting the lid off the creepy-crawly American unconscious. Perhaps. Or maybe Talk Radio is just a movie in love with the hysterical sound of its own voice.[9 Jan 1989, p.54]
    • Newsweek
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 David Ansen
    It's ersatz classicism, in its inoffensive way as much a dead end as Stardust Memories. Allen seems to be biding his time, waiting for the "real" Woody Allen to figure out what a real Woody Allen movie will be. [19 July 1982, p.70]
    • Newsweek
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 David Ansen
    Subtlety is not the draw here: condom jokes and toilet humor alternate with car crashes and machine-gun killings. Yet the movie has a bouncy, comic-book appeal: sadism has rarely been so good-natured. [17 July 1989, p.53]
    • Newsweek
    • 45 Metascore
    • 80 David Ansen
    Ferocious and sometimes creepily funny, Bully is a raunchy suburban "Crime and Punishment."
    • 86 Metascore
    • 90 David Ansen
    It has the feel of a classic coming-of-age story. It's the sleeper of the summer.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 David Ansen
    A thriller set on an Indian reservation in the 1970s, Thunderheart has both passion and power, enough to compensate for its sometimes murky plotting and a fair dose of melodramatic hokum.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 90 David Ansen
    Tropic Thunder is the funniest movie of the summer--so funny, in fact, that you start laughing before the film itself has begun.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 90 David Ansen
    10
    Blake Edwards's riotous, deeply felt "10" proves just how many fresh turns are left on this well-traveled road and demonstrates again that a gifted writer-director can convert the most conventional commercial formulas into a movie as personal, in its way, as "Apocalypse Now." Edwards provides the side-splitting slapstick one expects from the maker of five "Pink Panther" movies, but he gives us something more: an introspective, bittersweet comedy of manners about a man whose voyeurism prevents him from seeing himself...This is the sort of classical Holly wood comedy that will still look good in 30 years. [15 Oct 1979, p.133]
    • Newsweek
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 David Ansen
    It may sound sordid, but Arteta manages to bounce from brutality to comedy with only a few missteps -- and without the sweaty moralism that usually attends melodrama. The low-budget Star Maps may not be fully realized, but it's fully alive. [28 July 1997, p.69]
    • Newsweek
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 David Ansen
    A Single Man's sleek surface may go against Isherwood's crisp, understated prose, yet the story's beating, wounded heart and its spiky intelligence still come through, personified in Firth's moving, eloquently internalized performance.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 David Ansen
    Shorn of its medical shock value, Coma is nothing more than Nancy Drew Goes to Surgery, a creaky blend of red herrings, ominous stares, stale cliff-hangers and doom-laden music. [06 Feb 1978, p.86]
    • Newsweek
    • 37 Metascore
    • 20 David Ansen
    Though an expensive production, padded out with special effects and side- trips to Nepal, it fails to achieve any grandeur or dash. Murphy seems to be present mainly to mock the film's pretentions and shoddy plotting, as if the producers deliberately had chosen a piece of third-rate pulp, pumped millions of dollars into it, and then brought in Murphy to make them look stupid. [22 Dec 1986, p.75]
    • Newsweek
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 David Ansen
    Cute, anthropomorphic animals, old-fashioned American rural locales and alternating doses of sentimentality and scares firmly place The Fox and the Hound in the classic Disney mold. [13 July 1981, p.81]
    • Newsweek
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 David Ansen
    Luke has real movie-star power. He's enormously sympathetic, but this moving, well-crafted movie, written by Shawn Slovo, mercifully doesn't turn him into a plaster saint.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 David Ansen
    It’s too bad that at the very end L.I.E. settles for an easy, melodramatic resolution; it flies in the face of everything that makes this perceptive, original movie so special.
    • Newsweek
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 David Ansen
    It’s not half bad, with cool locations and a great stunt leap from the top of a Hong Kong high-rise.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 90 David Ansen
    Filled with funny, gritty Tarantino lowlife gab and a respectable body count, but what is most striking is the film's gallantry and sweetness. Tarantino hits some new and touching notes with Grier and Forster.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 David Ansen
    Presumed Innocent is a slow fuse of a movie. It never quite explodes with the resonance Pakula intends. It tries too hard to be important. But the story it tells is a good one, and once it's got its hooks in you, there's no turning away. [30 July 1990, p.56]
    • Newsweek
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 David Ansen
    It's preposterous, but never dull: Scott whips the action into a taut, tasty lather.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 David Ansen
    The Stepfather has its thin, B-movie stretches, but it's a smart B movie, with a sly satirical edge. And when the bottom falls out of Jerry's dream, watch out: the movie gets downright hair-raising. [27 Feb 1987, p.79]
    • Newsweek
    • 72 Metascore
    • 100 David Ansen
    JFK
    If history is a battlefield, JFK has to be seen as a bold attempt to seize the turf for future debate. It is also "just" a movie, and one that for three hours and eight minutes of dense, almost dizzying detail, is capable of holding the audience rapt in its grip. [23 Dec 1991, p.50]
    • Newsweek
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 David Ansen
    Rollover wants to be a thriller, love story and economics lesson rolled into one, but in trying to do so much, it shortchanges each element. The screenplay (by David Shaber from a story by Shaber, Howard Kohn and David Weir) doesn't hang together. [14 Dec 1981, p.125]
    • Newsweek
    • 84 Metascore
    • 90 David Ansen
    Desplechin is an inspired impurist. His Christmas Tale is untidy, overstuffed and delicious: a genuine holiday feast.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 90 David Ansen
    The movie puts us in Maria's shoes, taking us step by suspenseful step through her physical and spiritual ordeal.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 David Ansen
    Director Charles ("The Mask") Russell is no James Cameron. He can produce a requisite amount of suspense and mayhem..., but his filmmaking is strictly B-movie generic. [01 Jul 1996 Pg.62]
    • Newsweek
    • 80 Metascore
    • 100 David Ansen
    You could trust that Miller would not shoot this tale in the sentimental style of a TV movie of the week, and he hasn't. He has made an impassioned medical thriller as energized as an action movie, as emotionally and stylistically flamboyant as the operas heard on the soundtrack. [04 Jan 1993, p.50]
    • Newsweek
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 David Ansen
    A dispiriting attempt to wring a last gasp of mirth from an already dangerously overextended series. [22 Aug 1983, p.73]
    • Newsweek
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 David Ansen
    You know a romantic comedy is in trouble when you root for the hero not to get the girl.
    • Newsweek
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 David Ansen
    Improbable as some of the plot may be, Lumet's movie -- directed with artful simplicity -- strikes powerful emotional chords. Running on Empty also happens to be the year's best teen romance: quirky Lorna (Martha Plimpton), in stubborn rebellion against her family's Wasp propriety, is a delightfully real teenager. [03 Oct 1988, p.57]
    • Newsweek
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 David Ansen
    Doesn't add up to any big deal. But it's a likable, lively little ditty -- one theme, some clever variations -- that never wears out its welcome.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 David Ansen
    It's not as cool as it sounds.
    • Newsweek
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 David Ansen
    It sounds grimmer than it plays, thanks to Jenkins's sardonic, deadpan humor and the superb cast, who invest these damaged characters with rich, flawed, hilarious humanity. This bittersweet X-ray of American family dynamics may not be a Hallmark-card notion of a holiday movie, but it's one any son or daughter can take to heart.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 David Ansen
    But once the couple clinch their bond -- just when the story gets really shameless -- the life drains out of the movie. Love Affair takes such pains to dodge vulgarity it forgets to put anything in its place.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 David Ansen
    This movie is so unself-consciously wholesome it's almost Gumpian.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 David Ansen
    With pretty Martin Hewitt as David and pretty Brooke Shields as Jade, what you get is an overwrought teen make-out movie. [27 July 1981, p.74]
    • Newsweek
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 David Ansen
    Anyone who feels immune to the charisma of Elvis Presley should immediately see This Is Elvis. If you are not transfixed by his sexual aura, his liquid musical ease, his promiscuous stylistic range and his mysterious mixture of shyness and vulgarity, chances are you've been living at odds with the second half of the twentieth century. [04 May 1981, p.44]
    • Newsweek
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 David Ansen
    An inspired flight of fancy, an oddly poignant examination of the creative process, a rumination on adaptation (orchids to their environment, books to the screen and misfits like Charlie to life) and, in its ultimate irony, a story in which our hero learns a life-altering lesson.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 David Ansen
    Actually it's relatively clean, downright affirmative (the girls get insurance plans and 90 percent of the take) and resoundingly unfunny. [2 Aug 1982, p.63]
    • Newsweek
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 David Ansen
    Light of Day has the virtues of sincerity, but that may also be what keeps it so relentlessly mundane. [09 Feb 1987, p.75]
    • Newsweek
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 David Ansen
    (There's) a half dozen other deftly sketched show-biz desperadoes who make this slight but tangy sleeper such an unpretentious delight.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 David Ansen
    This stiff-in-the-joints movie has little feel for its setting or period, and crucial chunks seem to have been left on the cutting-room floor. Robert Rossen's Oscar-winning 1949 version has nothing to fear.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 David Ansen
    Ultimately, one's reservations are overwhelmed by the story's urgency; it's impossible not to be shattered.

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