Dana Schwartz

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For 26 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 80% higher than the average critic
  • 0% same as the average critic
  • 20% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Dana Schwartz's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 66
Highest review score: 91 The Seagull
Lowest review score: 25 Johnny English Strikes Again
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 16 out of 26
  2. Negative: 4 out of 26
26 movie reviews
    • 63 Metascore
    • 67 Dana Schwartz
    The Hole in the Ground never seeks to differentiate itself from the established horror movie aesthetic: we get creepy jangling lullaby music, a decrepitly old hooded women mumbling to herself ominously, bare feet on creaking wooden floors, broken mirrors.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 83 Dana Schwartz
    Isn’t It Romantic pulls off a sweet sleight-of-hand trick as a rom-com-within-a-rom-com, mocking all of the classic rom-com tropes while still letting us indulge in them. The movie is having its gourmet cupcake and eating it too.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Dana Schwartz
    There is a beautiful, surprising, and entirely engrossing film within this movie; it’s just almost impossible to find among the establishing shots of ponds and endless subplots of real-life characters introduced for seemingly no other reason than to help make this movie perfect for sophomore year high school classes.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Dana Schwartz
    What kind of Grinch would I be to berate a new cheesy holiday movie about two siblings going on a Christmas-related adventure in which, I repeat, Kurt Russell plays a hot Santa? Make some cocoa for the family, and spike yours if you have to, but remember what the holiday is about: watching mediocre, predictable movies with the people you love.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 83 Dana Schwartz
    Unlike so many recent horror movies, The Clovehitch Killer is patient with its thrills, almost excruciatingly so.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 83 Dana Schwartz
    Ambitious, beautifully animated, and clever to a fault, Ralph Breaks the Internet breaks free of the pitfalls of most sequels by never forgoing heart for the sake of bigger franchise pyrotechnics.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Dana Schwartz
    All About Nina works best as a showcase for Winstead, even if she’s performing material we’ve already heard before.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 75 Dana Schwartz
    When it leans into its camp, (I.e. when the French-Canadian “Frenchie” is on screen), The Nun comes closest to its ideal form of go-to midnight-movie, the fun younger cousin of the Conjuring movies with less build-up but more of the money shots you’ll come to a theater to see.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Dana Schwartz
    Even if you’ve seen it all before, Sierra Burgess will still satisfy your end-of-summer sweet tooth.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 83 Dana Schwartz
    The meta jokes flow like Mountain Dew — this is a rollicking, goofy superhero send-up that never overstays its welcome.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 91 Dana Schwartz
    Far from a perfect film — the morals are clunky, the pacing awkward at points — Damsel still manages to achieve the rare distinction of being both ambitious and just so much goddam fun.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 67 Dana Schwartz
    One imagines the real John Callahan, who died in 2010, would have appreciated a film that wasn’t afraid to call him an a—hole
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Dana Schwartz
    The true strength of the film lies in Zoey Deutch’s magnetic performance. It’s impossible to watch this film and not come to the conclusion that the actress (Vampire Academy) is a soon-to-be major star, as soon as she hits on a major project that makes use of her effortless humor and charisma.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 83 Dana Schwartz
    It is not a thriller nor even, really, a mystery. Instead, much like a play, it forces you to pay attention to the nuances of each of the actors’ (very well-done) performances, to sit with the characters quietly as if in a sitting room too formal to do much else.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 91 Dana Schwartz
    The Seagull is lush and dreamlike, leaving the drawing room for lake, field, and forest. Though we lose some of Chekhov’s claustrophobic talkiness, the dense poetry of his language, Mayer fully captures Chekhov’s sharp humor.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 83 Dana Schwartz
    With its de-saturated grays and layered textures, Final Portrait itself is like a still portrait of Giacometti. You, as the viewer, are lucky just to get to spend time with these men during twenty or so days in their lives, privileged to be allowed inside Giacometti’s studio, watching the painting come together.

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