Christian Zilko

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For 156 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 63% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.5 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Christian Zilko's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 71
Highest review score: 91 Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass
Lowest review score: 25 Children of the Corn
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 156
156 movie reviews
    • 70 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    The film is as incomplete as the city it’s portraying, but manages to say more with what it leaves unsaid than any of its dialogue.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 58 Christian Zilko
    If nothing else, it joins “Trap” in an expanding canon of mid-career Josh Hartnett movies that are memorable for their utter ridiculousness. And perhaps we all ought to be grateful that a film that promised us fighting or flight had the generosity to deliver on both.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    More than any individual song or album, the film seeks to encapsulate the Swamp Dogg vibe. Effortlessly cool, thrilled to be alive, and mildly entertained by just about everything, the man offers what appears to be the perfect blueprint to stay in 2025.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Christian Zilko
    Its characters might be preoccupied with trying to find the most outlandish subcultures on planet earth, but Magic Farm persuasively argues that the daily mundanities of being human are more than absurd enough on their own.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 58 Christian Zilko
    Like any Mamet endeavor, the real star is the language. Major plot events happen almost entirely offscreen, with its ensemble of characters using them as jumping off points to soliloquize about everything from the value of therapy to Snow White’s vagina. Everyone has preconceived opinions about his writing style, but Mamet puts it to use, with more substance than recent misfires.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    Ghost Trail is a film that refuses to let anyone treat the plight of Syrians like a thing of the past, or to delude themselves into thinking that the war ends once Syrians are relocated to safer countries.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 42 Christian Zilko
    The King of Kings does offer a theologically accurate message that’s largely about being kind and helping the needy. If you fast-forwarded through all of the Dickens nonsense, it would make an adequate introduction for a young child looking to learn the basics of the Christian faith.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    Hauser’s performance as a man whose determination to use his unique talents to forge the emotional connections that otherwise evade him holds the entire film together.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie delivers everything a fan of the show could want, expanding the level of spectacle while keeping the core of the ongoing project intact.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    It feels fair to say that The Age of Disclosure makes a more serious argument for the idea that we’ve had close encounters with the third kind than any documentary that preceded it.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 58 Christian Zilko
    It manages to offer more heart and more laughs the second time around.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 58 Christian Zilko
    Ideally, you want your action comedies to contain compelling action sequences and funny comedy. At the very least, it’s fair to expect one of the two. Despite a semi-compelling relationship at its core, “Old Guy” isn’t nearly as funny as it thinks it is, and its set pieces are quite flat by action standards.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 91 Christian Zilko
    For a film about two young people who are ill-prepared for a massive life event, Mad Bills to Pay is brilliantly restrained about where everybody ends up.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Christian Zilko
    Even without the editing problems, it’s not clear that the narrative bones of Plainclothes were ever strong enough for the movie to work. The entire film often resembles a jumble of queer cinema archetypes executed better on many other occasions.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Christian Zilko
    The film often feels as impossible to definitively grasp as the coveted furniture that it follows — but whether that’s a feature or a bug lies in the eye of the beholder.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    But when evaluated as a work of pure craftsmanship, Flight Risk is some of the finest stupidity Hollywood has gifted us in a long time.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Christian Zilko
    There’s a lot to enjoy about Companion, from Hancock’s sleek visuals, smooth pacing, and twisty script, to Thatcher’s uncanny performance as an android who borders on humanity without ever crossing the threshold. But while the film offers a snapshot of human-AI relations at an inflection point, it doesn’t fully probe some of the implications of its premise.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 42 Christian Zilko
    It’s the kind of film that even the most devoted cinema purist should be comfortable referring to as “content.” But watching Foxx and Diaz crackle with the age-appropriate chemistry of a couple that still finds each other attractive after 15 years is a reminder that star power is still as important as ever.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 67 Christian Zilko
    Hamm’s adaptation of the material is competent enough, offering all the striking shots of the Swiss Alps and extra-laden battle scenes that any historical epic connoisseur could ask for. Bang checks all the boxes as a leading man, emitting the rugged sexiness and unflinching bravery required of a historical figure who transcended his own lifespan and achieved true immortality.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Christian Zilko
    Even if nobody was asking for “Den of Thieves 2,” it might be time to start crossing our fingers for “Den of Thieves 3.” Frankly, I’m even more excited for “Den of Thieves 7.”
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Christian Zilko
    Despite the simple question at the film’s core, Carax is unsurprisingly more interested in assembling compelling images and sounds than offering a sincere look inside the man crafting them. He orbits vulnerability like a moth swirling around a streetlamp, getting ever closer and occasionally touching it before instantly recoiling.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Christian Zilko
    The scares are mostly metaphorical and the sparse imagery becomes repetitive by the end, but “The Damned” remains a promising debut that offers a moody exploration of the human condition.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Christian Zilko
    It might be enough to entertain young children or diehard SEGA loyalists, but the rest of us are left to lament that the running time isn’t as fast as its blue protagonist.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 67 Christian Zilko
    Get Away works better on paper than as a visceral entertainment experience, as its raison d’etre of subverting folk horror expectations sometimes feels more like a screenwriting class exercise than a fully immersive world.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    The film serves as a tribute to a certain brand of journalism that can only be achieved by venturing out into the great unknown and putting one’s self in harm’s way. But more than anything, it tells a human story about someone who understood herself well enough to live the exact life she wanted while accepting every consequence that came with it.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Christian Zilko
    In some ways, Dream Team feels like a self-fulfilling prophecy. By leaning into its low effort, too-cool-to-care aesthetic, it subliminally tells audiences that anyone offering substantial criticisms is just a square who didn’t get it.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 75 Christian Zilko
    Wang leaves audiences with the sense that, for good or for ill, the individuality of humans will never be fully stamped out. The same variance that makes it difficult to herd people into ideological molds ensures that, when things go wrong, someone will always be ready to speak up.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Christian Zilko
    The film, adapted by Ryan Swanson and Platte F. Clark & Darin McDaniel from Barbara Robinson’s 1972 novel of the same name, is much more interested in providing spiritual lessons than narrative excitement.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 83 Christian Zilko
    Rapaport and Farley’s script turns the speech patterns of amoral idiots into a science, relying on perfectly placed filler words and profanities to wrap horrible ideas in hilarious sentences.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 58 Christian Zilko
    Even when the storytelling falls short, Pedro Páramo never fails to offer up ideas worth pondering.

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