Chris Kaltenbach

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For 710 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Kaltenbach's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Motorcycle Diaries
Lowest review score: 0 Crossroads
Score distribution:
710 movie reviews
    • 97 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    Rififi, with its stark visuals, dark humor and constrained performances, earned Dassin the Best Director nod at the Cannes Film Festival and a secure place in film history.
    • 96 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    A non-stop cinematic funhouse impossible to resist.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    Rarely has combat been portrayed as beautifully as in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Taiwanese director Ang Lee's thoughtful meditation on menace, mortality and the martial arts.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    A film that celebrates the intricacies of life in ways both splendid and mundane, revealing it all with unflinching honesty.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's relentlessly dumb and relentlessly humorous, and those aren't the adverbs it was after.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    True-blue Incredibles is a super tribute to the power of family and the might of imagination.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 91 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's not a false moment within the film's 88-minute running time, nor many that could be done any better.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 91 Chris Kaltenbach
    In a stroke of voice-casting genius, the voices of Marjane and her mother are provided by real-life mother and daughter Chiara Mastroianni and Catherine Deneuve, respectively, both of whom bring heft and measured emotion to the characters.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Alien, even with some scene tinkering that has left this "director's cut" one minute shorter than its original release, is still one of the creepiest, scariest, most shocking films ever.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 42 Chris Kaltenbach
    For the most part, it's uninspired, not much to look at and laugh-free.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    A quiet, heartfelt story of love and loss.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 91 Chris Kaltenbach
    Thanks to a combination of fluid camerawork and careful pacing, the Belgian writer-directors have produced a compelling narrative that sounds, if not a cautionary note, a worried one.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Four Christmases works because of some genuinely funny setups, a pace that never dwells on one gag (or even one family) too long and a careful mix of slapstick and bawdy humor. But mostly, the film works because of the astonishing acting talent the filmmakers brought together to make it.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A bravura, resonant performance by Nicolas Cage, combined with some hard questions raised about American responsibility for the worldwide glut of firearms, make the film close to a must-see, if not a must-love.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    All about mood, and not one bit about action - which explains why it's at once both the most passionate film of the year so far, and the most determinedly inert.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 87 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's an element of the nature film to Grizzly Man, and those passages are truly stunning, offering an up-close look at these magnificent animals.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    The true heartbreak of Maria Full of Grace is that it never comes.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    A chilling reminder of the precipice the world stands on nowadays, from a man who looked over the edge more than once.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    Bracingly honest and ceaselessly compelling documentary.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Offers a welcome continuation of what has proven a fascinating journey both for the film's 11 subjects (three of the 14 opted out of the project this go-round) and its audience.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's every bit as thrilling and engrossing as the best spy thriller or cop flick.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    A thoughtful, bittersweet film biography of the Cuban writer that captures both his irrepressible spirit and his sometimes overwhelming melancholy.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 85 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The story line meanders and too many scenes drone on; Knocked Up is in serious need of a good editor. But the laughs are plentiful, and it's the rare movie these days where one doesn't feel guilty about finding the whole thing funny.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    The real attraction is watching all these guys and gals on the train, so young, so dedicated to their music, so unconcerned about almost everything else.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Spring, Summer values life, beauty and even human fallibility, ascribing to humanity a nobility we neglect at our own peril.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    Hero is a movie that lives up to all the nobility of its title, a gift to movie audiences who cherish the opportunity to be transported to a heretofore unimagined world and absorbed totally into what happens there.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    This is Mitchell's show, and his performance lives up to his triple billing as writer, director and star.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 15 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Gets credit for avoiding the easy path. Too bad the path it chooses doesn't lead us anywhere we want to be taken.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 84 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    As great as the film looks, the story, adapted from a novel by P.D. James, never quite comes into focus.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's a frustrating film in that its characters resolutely defy convention, and its story offers no epiphany, no one moment when everything becomes clear.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Simply twiddling with the fine-tuning on the central character is not enough to warrant remaking a film. Both Glover and Willard deserve better.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's a good heart beating at the core of Victor Vargas, one that belies its R-rating.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    Inspirational, heart-rending and the movie that made Taylor a star - what more do you want? [19 May 2007, p.9S]
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    One gets the feeling Kaufman was so intent on putting fury and fanaticism on-screen, he forgot about having it serve any greater purpose. Which makes Quills the film equivalent of one of de Sade's novels: artifice, without art.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    As the film opens with, predictably, "Vertigo" and its "Hello, Hello" refrain, it's his steady presence and unforced charisma that anchors each performance, allowing Bono to emote for all he's worth.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    If Kill Bill Vol. 1 was bloody exhilarating, Vol. 2 is bloody great. And, as a bonus, not nearly so bloody.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    In the end, this is a movie that doesn't respect its own power. Less of a stacked deck would have left Vera Drake to play a far more effective hand.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Winchester '73 has a little bit of everything, including a central conflict straight out of the Old Testament, and Mann's highly visual direction -- dialogue is sparse, and the movie looks gorgeous, filmed largely on location in Arizona -- shows that John Ford and Howard Hawks weren't the only directors able to translate their love of the Old West and its mythical figures to film. [05 Jun 2003]
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Pucci pulls off Justin's transformation without resorting to histrionics; it's like a radio-station signal finally coming in clearly.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    The most amazing fact about Supercross is that it took three people to write it. Two chimpanzees with a typewriter could have done just as good a job.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Like the particular brand of music Dewey espouses, this is a movie more concerned with exploiting rock than understanding it.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's a subtlety to Crimson Gold that deserves applause.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    It is, at once, among the most riveting and hard-to-watch documentaries of recent years.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Lane gives the film her best shot; she's pretty much the only reason to see it. There's an intelligence mixed with ferocity that makes her performance compelling, far-more-so than anything else in the film.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Too much about the game and not enough about the town, the players and everything else.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Whenever the movie threatens to become just another visit to hillbilly-land, the music starts up and the film's gentle, irresistible wonder takes hold. Songcatcher is a film very much worth catching.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Soldini's consistently understated touch, and a poignant turn by Licia Maglietta as the confused and bemused main character, turns Bread and Tulips into a character study worth studying.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 81 Metascore
    • 91 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's not hard to imagine these characters in a straight-faced Hollywood blockbuster. And that's the source of Hot Fuzz's genius, pointing out the thin line that separates convention from farce when Hollywood starts throwing its special effects around.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    But there's a discomfiting side to her comic riffs, because in our all-too-concerned-with-image society, they ring far too true.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Chaos, in miring itself in the inequities (not to mention obscenities) of male-dominated culture, is after greater truths.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The New Guy doesn't have a new idea in its head, but it trods over the old ground with such wit and heart that its lack of originality can be overlooked, if not entirely forgiven.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 80 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Largely devoid of the usual Western histrionics, this 1957 film, thanks to the steady hand of veteran director Delmer Daves, represents one of the more sober depictions of the clash between chaos and order that has always been at the center of the movie Western. [26 Aug 2007, p.3E]
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 80 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    The risks these guys take seem outlandish, their accomplishments otherworldly.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Star Maps is the work of a talented group of young actors and filmmakers anxious to try as much as they can and see what works. Not all of it does.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    A working-class drama that has its heart in the right place but undercuts itself by stacking the deck, letting its main character off too lightly and being overly impressed with its own profundity.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The original Rocky would have found a way to ground that encounter in reality, to engender honest emotion and give audiences an Everyman hero both noble and believable. This film is too busy worshiping its hero to bother.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    Thanks to the wonderful performances from both Korzun and Considine, there isn't a forced or dishonest moment on-screen.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    In the end, viewers are left with a nagging feeling that this was a long way to go for the incongruous pleasure of watching 20th-century method acting on a 17th-century stage.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Chilling doesn't begin to describe Jonestown: The Life and Death of Peoples Temple...But the film never gets behind the chill.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    Well-acted, lovingly put together and heartbreakingly honest.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    It forces you to fill in the blanks, then refuses to judge whether you're right or wrong. It's almost like the audience writes its own script, and everybody appreciates his or her own work.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Viewers impressed by the fairly standard martial-arts action of "Crouching Tiger" will really be wowed after seeing this film.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 67 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Cool!
    • 78 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Doesn't match the impact of its predecessor, which both revived and reimagined the zombie-film genre.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Anderson brings real gravitas to the unfortunate Lily Bart, in an Oscar-caliber performance that makes one wonder what Academy voters are looking for.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    When Catch That Kid isn't careening from plot point to plot point, events turning on unseen dimes, it's trying to ingratiate itself with stunts and chases that its young audience have seen done better on Saturday-morning TV.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Paints a vivid and darkly humorous picture of a world where directors are all-powerful and vampires are real; whether you want to buy into either fantasy is up to you. I did, and had a grand old time.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    A crackerjack thriller, laced with labyrinthine mysteries, moral quandaries and unspeakable evil.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    This is Forster's show, and he doesn't disappoint.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Those willing to overlook its emotional grandstanding will find much to admire and even more to think about in this Oscar-nominated Danish drama.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The real hero here is Ghobadi, whose love and respect for the culture in which he was raised shines through every frame.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Reaches the highest comic heights when the show itself starts.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Saddest Music In the World may not be for all tastes, but maybe it should be.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's a wonderfully funny and relentlessly cute 45-minute cartoon within The Powerpuff Girls Movie; unfortunately, it's padded out with almost as much filler.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 78 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    The film is the work of a visual genius who may have overextended his storytelling ability, but with fascinating results.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Fortunately, this film doesn't have to depend on off-screen dalliances to prove its worth.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 77 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    The scenes between Dengler and Duane, between a force of nature and a force of reason, are the real heart of the film.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Let's just say this is a perfect film for penguin lovers who also are devoted members of the Green party - and leave it at that.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Offers a welcome perspective, reminding us that extremism in the name of a values system is nothing new -- not even on these shores.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    So, here's the problem with The Butterfly Effect: It's silly.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Truth is, one can probably tell as much about Jackson Pollock the man by looking at his paintings than by watching this movie.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Cockettes is a grand place to visit, even for those who wouldn't want to live there.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 9 Metascore
    • 12 Chris Kaltenbach
    Alone in the Dark will be the worst movie of 2005. The idea that anything could be worse is the only genuine scare the movie has to offer.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    What's not to love?
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Scratch will make even the uninitiated believe in the joy and propulsive power of hip-hop.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The martial arts wizard shows a nice feel for the Butch and Sundance thing.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The beauty, vibrancy and complexity of Indian culture is on addictive display in Monsoon Wedding. If only there were more to the film.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 76 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    It twists in on itself mercilessly, rarely pausing to let the viewers catch up, but that's OK. A movie like this depends on staying at least a step ahead of its audience, and this one surely does.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    The story is without an original thought, the characters little more than caricatures (unappealing ones, at that) and the filmmaking so uninspired that it's hard to imagine anyone embracing it with anything more than a shrug and a wonder why they didn't wait to catch it on TV.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Offers a welcome riff on a well-worn horror standard.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    There are no surprise twists, no characters who rise above themselves, no cheap happy endings. There are just people struggling with emotions and situations they think are beyond their control.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    For a documentary about a music festival, Soul Power doesn't include nearly enough music.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Disturbing, maddening, often confusing, but also charming, engaging and challenging in all the best ways.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's a documentary about acknowledging genius, about just desserts, about artistic muses that refuse to give up. It's about great camaraderie and great music.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Isn't nearly the landmark comedy it thinks it is, but its quirkiness should appeal to the highbrow funny bone in all of us.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Washington is wisely cast as Marco; few actors command more instant respect, and the movie uses that to make his character both believable and sympathetic.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Filled with delightful sequences.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 75 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    A snarling satire of Hollywood single-mindedness and its lack of any moral underpinning.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 75 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    The potential for action never lets up; you never know what's coming around the next corner.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 75 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    A marvelously subversive, slyly manipulative effort.

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