Caroline Siede

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For 90 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 74% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 25% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Caroline Siede's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 91 Bringing Up Baby
Lowest review score: 25 He's All That
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 56 out of 90
  2. Negative: 4 out of 90
90 movie reviews
    • 50 Metascore
    • 75 Caroline Siede
    As with the previous films, there are as many ludicrous plot holes as there are genuinely surprising twists, and little of what happens in the story would hold up to any kind of scrutiny. (Why are these stage magicians so well-trained in hand-to-hand combat?) But that’s part of the fun too.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Caroline Siede
    The trouble is that The Life List too often struggles to reconfigure its well-known tropes into something that feels alive and human, which is what one comes to romantic melodramas for.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 58 Caroline Siede
    An entertaining if mostly inconsequential romp, in its best moments What Men Want feels less like an update on What Women Want and more like a gender-flipped version of Jerry Maguire.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 67 Caroline Siede
    While the plot isn’t realistic, it’s deeply felt, which is what these kinds of melodramas are supposed to offer. It’s a leaps and bounds improvement over Regretting You, and though Reminders Of Him has fewer grace notes than It Ends With Us, it’s got a more cohesive, meaningful message.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 67 Caroline Siede
    What elevates Godmothered is an ending that manages to tie up the film’s familiar themes in a surprisingly moving way.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 58 Caroline Siede
    Watching the remake over-explain every joke and dramatic beat only increases one’s appreciation for how the original trusted its young audience to understand subtext, satire, and emotional nuance.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 67 Caroline Siede
    While Solo Mio feels familiar, it doesn’t feel generic—and that’s a balancing act as impressive as James’ late-career pivot.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Caroline Siede
    While The Map That Leads To You looks great—much of it clearly shot on location in Spain during golden hour—it’s too staid and calm to reflect the throw-caution-to-the-wind passion of its two young protagonists. Rather than getting swept up in Heather and Jack’s courtship, the film keeps them at a distance, like a slow-motion car crash you can’t look away from.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 75 Caroline Siede
    Gunpowder Milkshake comes alive in its darkly comic action sequences, which prioritize creativity as much as brutality, with an uncommon focus on props, locations, and wide compositions.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 58 Caroline Siede
    Lopez gets a decent scene partner in Hudgens and an even better one in Leah Remini, who steals the movie as Maya’s brassy, no-nonsense best friend.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 67 Caroline Siede
    The fact that the movie has zero stakes and unfolds in one low emotional key is part of its appeal—the sort of subgenre known as “cozy romance” in publishing parlance.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 67 Caroline Siede
    Like so much of Netflix’s quantity over quality output, Holidate is broad, unsubtle, and seemingly designed to be half-watched, phone in hand. Yet within that framework, it finds a unique comedic spark that keeps it zipping along.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 58 Caroline Siede
    The Old Guard 2 is broader, zippier, and more caught up in explaining the rules of its immortal superheroes rather than simply living in their complex emotional reality.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 76 Caroline Siede
    After a run of live-action Disney remakes that mostly play things safe, Maleficent: Mistress of Evil is a much needed swing-for-the-fences dose of originality. It doesn’t always hit it out of the park, but it’s wickedly fun to watch it try.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Caroline Siede
    The Art Of Racing In The Rain will play well for those who consider their pets to be full-fledged family members, but otherwise this dog’s journey lacks a purpose or any sense of artistry.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 75 Caroline Siede
    James is a compelling leading presence for the saga, capturing both Whitney’s youthful effervescence and the gripping fear that begins to take over her life. That the film can depict the emotional abuse Whitney experiences while still keeping an eye on the misogyny she herself perpetuates is an impressive tightrope. And James’ charisma helps carry the story through its occasional script stumble or on-the-nose moment.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 67 Caroline Siede
    While this version of Cinderella likely won’t top anyone’s list of all-time best adaptations, it’s a winking, glittering family comedy that’s cohesive in tone and confident in what it wants to be. And mostly it just wants to be flashy, toe-tapping karaoke.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Caroline Siede
    The film’s desire to lampoon its rom-com cake and eat it too leaves it on an uncomfortable middle ground; a third act shift toward emotional earnestness doesn’t land, because the main players possess no depth.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 67 Caroline Siede
    This is Hitchcock lite, with a great leading lady and a story that doesn’t overstay its welcome. It may not be the kind of film that lingers after it’s done, but for a good trip, rather than a long trip, it’s worth climbing aboard.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Caroline Siede
    For a film that looks this wacky, it’s a shame that The Nutcracker and the Four Realms is ultimately pretty boring.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Caroline Siede
    In broadening the world of the first film without really deepening it, The Kissing Booth 2 often feels more like a spinoff TV series—although at an unconscionable 132 minutes long, it’s hardly a breezy watch.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 42 Caroline Siede
    It all adds up to a movie that isn’t screwy enough to be a screwball comedy nor deep enough to be a dramedy.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 42 Caroline Siede
    Relatable in neither its bizarrely specific plotting nor its broadly generic emotions, Dear Evan Hansen is so self-serious that it almost plays like self-parody, only without any “so bad it’s good” fun. We may all be striving for human connection right now, but we’re unlikely to find any here.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Caroline Siede
    There’s nothing inherently wrong with the idea of a teen rom-com centered on social media popularity and influencer culture—even one that doesn’t necessarily see those things as evil. But He’s All That offers nothing beyond buzzwords, empty platitudes, and sponcon.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Caroline Siede
    With its extended montages of road trips, summer bucket lists, flash mobs, water park shenanigans, and elaborate go-kart races, The Kissing Booth 3 doesn’t so much resemble a narrative film as an extended wrap party for the cast. The whole thing has the vibe of an Adam Sandler paid vacation flick, only with barely even the attempt at comedy.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 42 Caroline Siede
    The real problem with After is that it’s a lifeless slog of thinly written clichés, one that’s missing the charismatic spark of the actual One Direction boys.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 50 Caroline Siede
    Hall has taken away the brittle wit of Coward’s source material and replaced it with little other than some fun performances in search of a better movie.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 33 Caroline Siede
    Bride Hard aims for the goofy joy of a drunken bachelorette party, but is more like the morning-after hangover.
    • 14 Metascore
    • 50 Caroline Siede
    After We Collided is too invested in its central couple to know what to do with its new romantic rival. Which is a shame because Sprouse turns in one of the film’s livelier performances.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 25 Caroline Siede
    Even as young adult softcore, After We Fell is limp. Though the series switched over to an R rating starting with its previous installment, the repetitive sex scenes set to moody pop songs are lacking in anything resembling genuine heat, even as new series director Castille Landon tries to spice things up by adding hot tubs, phone sex, and gym equipment into the mix.

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