Carla Meyer
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43% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.5 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Carla Meyer's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 60 | |
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| Highest review score: | Shaun of the Dead | |
| Lowest review score: | Love Object | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 94 out of 196
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Mixed: 73 out of 196
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Negative: 29 out of 196
196
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- Carla Meyer
Badly cast and unevenly acted, “Regretting You” features the least healthy mother-daughter relationship since 1975’s “Grey Gardens.”- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 22, 2025
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- Carla Meyer
Wolf Man does not fully compel until it becomes ridiculous, employing a wolf-cam perspective that shows what a werewolf sees when he encounters people: glowing-eyed figures who look like AI-hallucinuted Teletubbies.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jan 15, 2025
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- Carla Meyer
See No Evil directed by James Watkins (“The Woman in Black”), is not that interesting. Nor is it much of a horror movie or psychological thriller, despite carrying the Blumhouse imprimatur. For more than half of its nearly two-hour length, it plays more like the James McAvoy variety hour — which can be highly enjoyable if you do not mind one actor being the entire show.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 10, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
Daniels has the talent to make a genuinely complex horror film. What was “Precious,” if not a horror movie made all the more chilling by its lack of supernatural elements? But for “The Deliverance,” Daniels simply dusts off the same crab-walking, veins-a-popping demon moves we have seen a million times.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 28, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
Jackpot! involves a fight to the finish between the abundant charisma and likability of leads Awkwafina and John Cena and the impossible material they were given. The actors lose, because nobody could survive so many jokes based on groin kicks and bathroom humor or a movie premise as lacking in context as it is sky-high in concept.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 14, 2024
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- Carla Meyer
McCarthy is one of our finest physical comedians. Every moment of physical comedy she performs here is cringey.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 14, 2021
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- Carla Meyer
Margaret Cho goes over the top in the new Netflix comedy Good on Paper, mugging and delivering lines too emphatically. But as the movie progresses, you see the San Francisco native’s approach not as overacting, but heroism. She appears to be trying to single-handedly breathe life into this nearly laugh-free movie.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 22, 2021
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- Carla Meyer
Melissa is the only fully developed character in an overlong, badly paced film filled with cliched dialogue and accented by pleasant yet forgettable music.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 11, 2020
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- Carla Meyer
Diego also lacks any nuance as a character. He is grim and humorless, like most everything else about this film.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 1, 2019
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- Carla Meyer
First Purge further lessens the drama by offering a hero and villains too mercenary to care about.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 4, 2018
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- Posted Apr 12, 2018
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- Carla Meyer
With The 15:17 to Paris, director Clint Eastwood overwhelms the extraordinary with the mundane, turning the true story of three Americans who helped subdue a gunman aboard a European train into a tedious film.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 8, 2018
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- Carla Meyer
Wilson and Helms favor Bradshaw in likability. But they are not two hours’ worth of likable, in a film this flawed.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 21, 2017
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- Carla Meyer
This brand of eccentricity does not suit Cusack. He lacks Cage’s manic gleam and irrepressible sense of play. Cusack comes off as glum and a bit lost, negating Miller’s effectiveness as bogeyman.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 12, 2017
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- Carla Meyer
The freshest thing about Breakin' All the Rules is its dropped "g.''- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
A dreary, distasteful exercise, "Off the Leash'' favors dogs over humans, framing canine high jinks with an ugly story of domestic abuse.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
probably less painful than actual childbirth, but it's still a very long 86 minutes.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
This tale of tortured love between a Mormon missionary and a West Hollywood tomcat renders its gay and religious characters so stereotypical that neither lifestyle appears attractive.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
Were there an award for most bizarre and dispiriting comedy-horror hybrid featuring killer dolls, the latest installment in the "Child's Play" series would have it locked up.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
The sequel might have the formula down, but it lacks everything that made "Anaconda'' fun.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
Filled with overly processed situations it tries to sell with manic energy, "Kranks" is canned, hammy and rolling as fast as it can.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
Lacks the clever twists and turns that made the original such fun. The sequel has exactly one twist, and it's not very clever.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
[Brody's] mannered performance helps downgrade this picture from a middling sci-fi film to a bad, borderline-camp sci-fi film.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Carla Meyer
The studio behind Wicker Park bills it as a "romantic thriller.'' But it's actually an example of an even more unusual subgenre: the dumb, suspense- free and undersexed stalker drama.- San Francisco Chronicle
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