Carina Chocano

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For 364 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 57% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 40% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Carina Chocano's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Paranoid Park
Lowest review score: 0 Running Scared
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 27 out of 364
364 movie reviews
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Carina Chocano
    The movie's pace is appropriate to its mood, which is crisp, melancholy and gently cruel.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Carina Chocano
    The low-key charm of its setting underscores the easygoing performances of a relaxed, well-matched cast. Kristofferson doesn't oversell the grizzled grandpa routine or talk down to the little girl.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Carina Chocano
    A lively and entertaining disquisition on the purpose and uses of knowledge in a world that cares less about scholarship than quantifiable results.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Carina Chocano
    Despite the snappy brilliance of the setup, Prime doesn't entirely deliver on its promise -- something about the way it ends feels like a cop-out, and the opportunities for humor aren't exploited quite as well as they could be.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Carina Chocano
    Schreiber takes Foer's sprawling, multilayered, multigenerational beast and hones it into a post-Glasnost buddy picture; a polished nugget of a road movie, focused mainly on Alex and Jonathan's growing sense of identification with each other and with their origins.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Carina Chocano
    By turns funny and sobering, sweeping and intimate, the consistently entertaining Inside Deep Throat plays like a giddy prance through the minefield of the last three decades of American sex and politics.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Carina Chocano
    It takes a rugged survivalist mentality to sit through 108 minutes of Off the Map, a self-consciously loopy and mystical drama about a family that lives off the map, off the grid, off the land and mostly off their meds in the mangy desert of New Mexico.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Carina Chocano
    Sprawling, awe-inspiring, heartbreaking, frustrating, hard-to-follow and achingly, achingly sad movie.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 70 Carina Chocano
    One of those relatively rare comedies that's at once puerile, charming and very funny throughout.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Carina Chocano
    Seductive and creepy, perfect for a hot summer night when nobody has the energy to pose a lot of questions.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Carina Chocano
    There's something about Hunt's put-upon persona that grates, and it would be nice to see her for once in a role that doesn't call on her to be so angry, short-tempered and disappointed all the time...Still, all in all, Then She Found Me is a warm, entertaining and well-made little movie and an auspicious debut for Hunt the director.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Carina Chocano
    It's smart, spare, elegant and understated.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    There's something about professional comedians breaking down what's funny for civilians that gets annoying after a while.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    You get the sense that Kelly is too angry to really find any of it funny. It's easy to empathize with his position, not so easy to remain engrossed in a film that's occasionally inspired but ultimately manic and scattered.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    The only real reason to catch Eros is to see Wong Kar-Wai's beautiful opening piece, "The Hand."
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    The Painted Veil has all the elements in place to be a great epic, but it fails to connect, to paraphrase Maugham's contemporary E.M. Forster, the prose with the passion. It's impeccable, but leaves you cold.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    The appeal of the cast, the witty dialogue, the gorgeous costumes and production design, and the refreshingly grown-up subject matter can't be discounted. Maybe it is about compromise, after all, because though Married Life has its moments, it's bewildering as a whole.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    Dear Frankie's surprises are few and low-key, but the story wraps up nicely.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    There are moments of beauty here, but not enough to make up for the mannered dialogue and hamstrung performances. Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative won't be prosecuted, but they'll probably be disappointed.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    The movie hardly allows itself any sharp moments at all -- it's much too sweet-natured to be cruel, and much too cheerful to be angry. It probably could have pushed a few more buttons, but Baby Mama aims to please and succeeds.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    Somehow, what starts as a series of cheap shots in a barrel develops into something more, thanks largely to warm, engaging performances by Cusack and Tomei. War, Inc. is both right-on and somehow off, but it gets points for trying.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    At a certain point, Wassup Rockers transforms from a relatively naturalistic slice-of-life portrait into a surrealistic funhouse trap.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    Despite slick camera work by Jonathan Sela and intense, naturalistic performances by Liev Schreiber and Julia Stiles, The Omen retains the aura of ceremonious kitsch of the first movie, favoring a well-lighted, upscale Goth aesthetic punctuated with flashes of well-timed, cymbal-crashing shockers and giggly camp.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    Sweet-natured and likable as the movie is, it never really delivers on the promise of its ingenious premise, which hints at a subversive retelling of mainstream Hollywood movies but stops short at goofy homage.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    A tender love story and a dead-on lampoon of the genre, but its main drawback is that Showalter is egregiously miscast in the title role.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    Despite all-around wonderful performances and excellent dialogue, the story never quite coheres narratively. Instead it moves toward a hopelessly bleak -- and I mean bleak -- climax that's more traumatic than dramatic.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    There are some blunders on The Road to Guantanamo. The movie front-loads its first-person accounts with a short list of facts to keep in mind as we watch, creating an imbalance that serves only to undercut the movie's overall credibility.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    The main problem with Turn the River is that it's a well-acted, if not terribly well-crafted, character-driven drama without much in the way of a purpose.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    While it's full of arresting, indelible images, Mr. Lonely remains mostly on the level of abstraction. You get it but you don't always feel it.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    By the time the movie introduces an element of ambivalence in the story, lecture hall ennui has long ago set in, and no amount of jittery horror movie conventions can change it. With nowhere for any of the characters to go, literally, the story becomes a tendentious exercise in belaboring a point.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    Lonely, bitter, insecure and clearly unstable, the women are meant to level the emotional playing field and add depth to what is, at heart, a story about the exploitation of poor nations by rich and powerful ones. But they wind up being too bitter and unstable to elicit much sympathy.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    The rapport between Allen and Johansson (pretending to be father and daughter) is lively, and the variations on the same old jokes are plentiful.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    Shot by Ashley Rowe to look like a cross between a Vermeer retrospective and a music video, Copying Beethoven is silly and misguided, if reasonably entertaining for its charming lack of self-awareness, its weakness for lines like "Loneliness is my religion!" and its transcendently beautiful music.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    The White Countess takes place in a fascinating time and place, rife with conflict and turmoil. But to watch Fiennes float (and Richardson trudge) through it all, absorbed in themselves and their own private misery, is to wish they'd started falling earlier, if only to knock some sense into them.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    Hokey and forced as it is, What Happens in Vegas eventually settles into a rhythm, maybe because Diaz and Kutcher actually look like they have fun together.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    Rendition offers few surprises, and it tips its hand too soon and too predictably to do much more than goose your weary outrage.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    Politics recede in the face of the realities of Young's life, and Spiro and Donahue would have succeeded in making the same point had they omitted all but his day-to-day existence. Together, however, they comprise a powerful indictment of the tactical politics that led to the invasion and a heartbreaking account of one man's living with the aftermath.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    What the movie lacks, alarmingly, is a shriveled black heart, or a big, red tell-tale one pulsing beneath the floorboards -- anything, really, that might infuse it with the sense of true dread that keeps kids coming back for second, third and 11th helpings of the willies.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    This is a conventional, well-acted, English working-class drama in the familiar realist style, but it does not attain anywhere near the level of artistry and imagination of a Ken Loach film.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    Lavish production and wardrobe design, as well as beautiful cinematography by Javier Aguirresarobe make Goya's Ghosts lovely to look at, but as a portrait of the artist, the movie is a letdown.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    Sarah Silverman has a bright, toothy smile; a sweet, innocent demeanor; and the most outrageously impious sense of humor of any comedian working today. And I don't just mean she's dirty. (She's filthy.) She makes fun of things other comedians wouldn't acknowledge, let alone mock.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    Every adult in the movie is a caricature: Close, Janney and Wilson are compendiums of such broad, unattractive traits they make the ladies of "Desperate Housewives" look complex. The men, meanwhile, are weak, clueless and preening, with the exception of Fiennes, who's nuts.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Carina Chocano
    Ultimately, Youth Without Youth is more intriguing than it is satisfying. It hooks you, then lets you flounder.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    If you're thinking of seeing it, and you're old enough to drive (or even read this), do yourself a favor and rent the original instead.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    5x2
    Bruni-Tedeschi is a lovely actress, and whatever emotion is evident onscreen comes courtesy of her.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    What's being sold here is the movie equivalent of the honey-drenched sweet potato biscuits that are forever being passed around on-screen. Their nutritional value may be nil, but they sure look comforting.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    Bloated and logy, and art-directed within an inch of its life, the movie shovels heaps of phony portent and all-purpose mystical imagery onto a thin and maudlin plot.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    Despite an intriguing premise in which the architect of a housing project is confronted by a resident-turned-activist who wants his help in getting the place torn down, Matt Tauber's The Architect feels schematic and contrived.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    It does get mired in its obsession with its own style.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    As it is, Mrs. Palfrey seems to suggest the Claremont is located somewhere in the Twilight Zone. Where are the televisions? Where are the chain stores? Where are the immigrants? I see the buildings, but where is England?
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    A chronological brain-teaser confounding enough to keep you busy trying to figure out whether those holes are in the story or in your logic. But ultimately the movie is more interested in the love part of the equation than in the whole crazy, madcap physics part.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    National Treasure is as doggedly hokey and ham-handed as a Disneyland ride.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    The wave-like "Rashomon" structure of the story, combined with the steady pace and moody look of Vivere are lulling, but in the end the situation is neither believable nor fantastic enough to be very compelling.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    Bug
    Creepy and unsettling, to say nothing of gory, but overall it's a little claustrophobic and uneven.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    I'd be happy to see it listed in an in-flight magazine, but "Annie Hall" it's not.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    The use of recognizable movie stars doesn't help, r serve Wong's style. My Blueberry Nights" should have played like a memory, but its hard-living, luckless losers are too beautiful to be believed.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    Any glimpse of emotional honesty comes courtesy of the actors, who manage to do a credible job despite the material.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    A few scenes are worth the price of admission for their inspired camp alone; Shaw happens to be in two of them.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    Intermittently fun and high-spirited, Dead Man's Chest sags under the weight of its own running time.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    What this is remains mysterious after a single viewing, but not so mysterious as to inspire a second.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    If you can get past the Eurocentric focus, there are worse ways to pass the time than to see The Children of Huang Shi, if only because the glimpse into the time and place are captivating and the images are gorgeous.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    The result is not quite a horror movie (too cheerful and can-do) or a thriller (too cheerful and stupid), nor does it parody itself or take itself seriously, thereby canceling out the camp factor. It's more like an improv sketch at 30,000 feet.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    Shot on grainy, often blown-out and distorted consumer-grade video, scored to a feedback distortion-heavy soundtrack that will be familiar to fans and tinnitus sufferers alike, and clocking in at one merciful minute under three hours, Lynch's much-anticipated follow-up to "Mulholland Drive" signals a hale swan-dive off the deep end, away from any pretense of narrative logic and into the purer realm of unconscious free association. I found myself pining for "The Elephant Man," but that's just me.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    Keaton and Ted Danson, who plays her husband, Don, are the comedic bright spot in the movie, not least because they are ridiculous.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    Feels like the cinematic equivalent of being stuffed with fruitcake and doused with a gallon of egg nog, so if that's the sort of thing you go in for around the holidays . . .
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    The result is at once familiar and disconcerting, meta-Keillor done in Altman's desultory, distracted style.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    A mess of a movie -- but a warm, friendly mess that's hard not to like, even when it tests your patience.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    Too dark to be very funny, too mushy to be pitch black.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    To watch the film is to marvel at the cast's virtuosity at fleshing out the shallowest people in England, and the observable intelligence and talent of all those involved doesn't make Separate Lies any more compelling, or its characters more resonant.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    It doesn't help that Wahlberg, whose work usually ranges from solid to inspired, is bewildering off-key here, though it may have something to do with playing off Deschanel, who reduces the whole marriage story line to a parody.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    The whole thing feels fusty and forced.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    That, after all these years of playing hard-to-get, the novel has made it to the screen in the form of a plodding, tone-deaf, overripe, overheated Oscar-baiting telenovela smacks of just the kind of deliciously ironic prank an 80-year-old Colombian Nobel laureate could really get behind.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    27 Dresses dutifully privileges its formulaic plot over its stick-figure characters, slapping a happy ending on a setup that, say, "Happiness" director Todd Solondz could have gone to town on.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    More than characters, dialogue and lighting, here Petersen is interested exclusively in suspense of the will-he-or-won't-he-be-crushed-by-that-falling-flaming-elevator variety.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    As a take on celebrity as religious mass derangement, Backstage is nominally interesting. As a study of two characters, it's not very convincing.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Carina Chocano
    Personal and heartfelt, it's nevertheless bogged down by a lack of perspective on the material and a pointlessly frilly visual style.

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