Boyd van Hoeij

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For 336 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 51% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.5 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Boyd van Hoeij's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 Call Me by Your Name
Lowest review score: 0 Mektoub, My Love: Intermezzo
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 9 out of 336
336 movie reviews
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    As the story travels from bittersweet to comic and back again, The Last One for the Road never feels like it explores new territory in terms of its characters and situations. But the specific setting both in time and place make it a very vivid portrait of a place ravaged, like its characters, by time, but hopeful that one last drink might enable things to be seen in a more positive light.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Pinho’s interest in neo-colonial issues is tackled with a lucid gaze and appropriate room for local perspectives.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    With The Last Viking, Danish star, screenwriter and occasional director Anders Thomas Jensen (Adam’s Apples, Riders of Justice) brings another one of his blackly comic, absurdly violent tales to the screen with enviable ease.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    A bright, light confection about resilience and joie de vivre into old(er) age that’s as predictable as it is disposable.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    Though an array of family and lovers are interviewed, the most interesting comments come from European critics and directors.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Part of the problem of Jacqueline (Argentine) is that it wants to be a film of many layers but Britto doesn’t have the know-how to keep each layer legible separately, with the final result feeling messy and impenetrable rather than admirably complex and, well, layered
    • 90 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Hindered by extremely predictable character development and a mosaic-like approach to narrative, making it hard to really get to know and empathise with any of the characters.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    The Theory of Everything works best as a kind of surrealist carrousel of film influences and physics references and as such, it’s mostly enjoyable.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 Boyd van Hoeij
    Watching large chunks of this film feels like being transported into a trance-like reverie, albeit a reverie that quite often has nightmarish contours.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    It’s an ambitious and auspicious debut, even though not all of its frayed edges seem to be intentional.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    The narrative’s second layer, which is buried underneath the first, suggests why the characters do what they do, even if they don’t necessarily address it explicitly.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    This is a bittersweet comedy-drama that manages to be hilarious in one scene and extremely touching in the next.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 Boyd van Hoeij
    Lifshitz never demonizes those that don’t understand or oppose Sasha’s desire to be who she really is and they remain almost entirely offscreen. Instead, the director chronicles, with immense warmth and generosity, the toll this outside opposition takes on Sasha and her loved ones and how much love, care and attention is needed to compensate for the fact she’s not simply accepted like all her peers.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Overall, Saint-Narcisse is a wild ride that’s enjoyable in all its B-movie glory — the production design that’s just a little too kitschy, the dialogue that’s just a tad too ripe — while also titillating the intellect.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    There’s no doubt Mirica can film the hell out of a location or a character’s face, but as for telling a fully gripping and involving story? The jury’s still out on that one.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    The hushed closing reels are unusual in Noé’s oeuvre in that they generate straightforward empathy and emotion without falling back on gimmicks, trickery or shock tactics.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    The lack of light irony, refined humor and spontaneity and freshness in the dialogue makes the film feel much more heavy-handed than a tale like this should be. For most of the nearly three-hour running time, it all plays as droningly serious, which makes the already long film feel much longer.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    This relaxed sense of naturalism also extends to the film’s numerous sex scenes, which can be sensuous but also funny or awkward, depending on the circumstances.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Perhaps it is precisely Dumont’s point that satire and the real world have been converging for a long time, but this alone is not enough insight to sustain a movie that’s over two hours long and contains a protagonist few will warm to. for such a high-powered auteur/leading-lady collaboration, France feels decidedly unspectacular.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Boyd van Hoeij
    While Titane wants to shock and surprise — two things a lot of contemporary films seem to have forgotten how to do — it also wants to tell the strangely affecting story of two royally f***ed up human beings who, despite all the odds, and lack of shared DNA, share a father-son like bond.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    One in a Thousand’s lack of narrative focus and conflict results in a drawn-out, almost non-rhythm that at least mirrors the lazy summer days it depicts.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    The acting from the central four actors is quite soulful, but we don’t get enough access to these characters’ inner conflicts. Too often, the narrative’s configuration feels like an intriguing second draft instead of a ready-to-shoot script, something that someone with an external eye might help finesse into something truly captivating.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Though the final product isn’t quite a home run, it is nonetheless a very intriguing work that again suggests Ben Hania is a talent to watch.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 Boyd van Hoeij
    The camera often seems to capture seemingly quotidian moments, but Koberidze’s painterly eye elevates them to intimate flashes of poetry and delight.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    By concentrating too much on the physical hammer’s adventures in the closing reels, Mielants loses sight of the might of the hammer as a metaphor.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    As he did in Lilting, Khaou in Monsoon finely sketches the complex inner lives and identities of a small group of characters and plugs them into a narrative that unfolds gradually but precisely, so audiences have the time to consider the work's larger thematic concerns.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    This eye-catching and sadly topical . . . film features a fearless performance from nonprofessional actress Vicky Knight in the central role.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    This is a deliciously entertaining and perceptive take on Cardin’s life and how he shaped both the silhouette of fashion and branding in the fashion world and beyond.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 Boyd van Hoeij
    This captivating hybrid of a movie mixes fairy-tale and storytelling elements with a vividly drawn backdrop of heightened realism — no one would mistake this prison for a luxury resort — and relies on images and sounds as much as the human voice to tell its multiple stories.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Ava
    Chastain is utterly convincing in another tough-as-nails role. If audiences stick with the movie, it's largely thanks to her movie-star charisma, which almost compensates for the increasingly ridiculous plot. Malkovich and Farrell seem to understand they are A-list talent in B-movie roles, and relish the opportunity.

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