Boyd van Hoeij

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For 336 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 51% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.5 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Boyd van Hoeij's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 Call Me by Your Name
Lowest review score: 0 Mektoub, My Love: Intermezzo
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 9 out of 336
336 movie reviews
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    As the story travels from bittersweet to comic and back again, The Last One for the Road never feels like it explores new territory in terms of its characters and situations. But the specific setting both in time and place make it a very vivid portrait of a place ravaged, like its characters, by time, but hopeful that one last drink might enable things to be seen in a more positive light.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Pinho’s interest in neo-colonial issues is tackled with a lucid gaze and appropriate room for local perspectives.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    With The Last Viking, Danish star, screenwriter and occasional director Anders Thomas Jensen (Adam’s Apples, Riders of Justice) brings another one of his blackly comic, absurdly violent tales to the screen with enviable ease.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    A bright, light confection about resilience and joie de vivre into old(er) age that’s as predictable as it is disposable.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    Though an array of family and lovers are interviewed, the most interesting comments come from European critics and directors.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Part of the problem of Jacqueline (Argentine) is that it wants to be a film of many layers but Britto doesn’t have the know-how to keep each layer legible separately, with the final result feeling messy and impenetrable rather than admirably complex and, well, layered
    • 90 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Hindered by extremely predictable character development and a mosaic-like approach to narrative, making it hard to really get to know and empathise with any of the characters.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    The Theory of Everything works best as a kind of surrealist carrousel of film influences and physics references and as such, it’s mostly enjoyable.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 Boyd van Hoeij
    Watching large chunks of this film feels like being transported into a trance-like reverie, albeit a reverie that quite often has nightmarish contours.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    It’s an ambitious and auspicious debut, even though not all of its frayed edges seem to be intentional.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    The narrative’s second layer, which is buried underneath the first, suggests why the characters do what they do, even if they don’t necessarily address it explicitly.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    This is a bittersweet comedy-drama that manages to be hilarious in one scene and extremely touching in the next.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 Boyd van Hoeij
    Lifshitz never demonizes those that don’t understand or oppose Sasha’s desire to be who she really is and they remain almost entirely offscreen. Instead, the director chronicles, with immense warmth and generosity, the toll this outside opposition takes on Sasha and her loved ones and how much love, care and attention is needed to compensate for the fact she’s not simply accepted like all her peers.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Overall, Saint-Narcisse is a wild ride that’s enjoyable in all its B-movie glory — the production design that’s just a little too kitschy, the dialogue that’s just a tad too ripe — while also titillating the intellect.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    There’s no doubt Mirica can film the hell out of a location or a character’s face, but as for telling a fully gripping and involving story? The jury’s still out on that one.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    The hushed closing reels are unusual in Noé’s oeuvre in that they generate straightforward empathy and emotion without falling back on gimmicks, trickery or shock tactics.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    The lack of light irony, refined humor and spontaneity and freshness in the dialogue makes the film feel much more heavy-handed than a tale like this should be. For most of the nearly three-hour running time, it all plays as droningly serious, which makes the already long film feel much longer.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    This relaxed sense of naturalism also extends to the film’s numerous sex scenes, which can be sensuous but also funny or awkward, depending on the circumstances.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Perhaps it is precisely Dumont’s point that satire and the real world have been converging for a long time, but this alone is not enough insight to sustain a movie that’s over two hours long and contains a protagonist few will warm to. for such a high-powered auteur/leading-lady collaboration, France feels decidedly unspectacular.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Boyd van Hoeij
    While Titane wants to shock and surprise — two things a lot of contemporary films seem to have forgotten how to do — it also wants to tell the strangely affecting story of two royally f***ed up human beings who, despite all the odds, and lack of shared DNA, share a father-son like bond.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    One in a Thousand’s lack of narrative focus and conflict results in a drawn-out, almost non-rhythm that at least mirrors the lazy summer days it depicts.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    The acting from the central four actors is quite soulful, but we don’t get enough access to these characters’ inner conflicts. Too often, the narrative’s configuration feels like an intriguing second draft instead of a ready-to-shoot script, something that someone with an external eye might help finesse into something truly captivating.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Though the final product isn’t quite a home run, it is nonetheless a very intriguing work that again suggests Ben Hania is a talent to watch.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 Boyd van Hoeij
    The camera often seems to capture seemingly quotidian moments, but Koberidze’s painterly eye elevates them to intimate flashes of poetry and delight.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    By concentrating too much on the physical hammer’s adventures in the closing reels, Mielants loses sight of the might of the hammer as a metaphor.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    As he did in Lilting, Khaou in Monsoon finely sketches the complex inner lives and identities of a small group of characters and plugs them into a narrative that unfolds gradually but precisely, so audiences have the time to consider the work's larger thematic concerns.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    This eye-catching and sadly topical . . . film features a fearless performance from nonprofessional actress Vicky Knight in the central role.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    This is a deliciously entertaining and perceptive take on Cardin’s life and how he shaped both the silhouette of fashion and branding in the fashion world and beyond.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 Boyd van Hoeij
    This captivating hybrid of a movie mixes fairy-tale and storytelling elements with a vividly drawn backdrop of heightened realism — no one would mistake this prison for a luxury resort — and relies on images and sounds as much as the human voice to tell its multiple stories.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Ava
    Chastain is utterly convincing in another tough-as-nails role. If audiences stick with the movie, it's largely thanks to her movie-star charisma, which almost compensates for the increasingly ridiculous plot. Malkovich and Farrell seem to understand they are A-list talent in B-movie roles, and relish the opportunity.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 100 Boyd van Hoeij
    A delicate miniature that’s magnificently humanist, occasionally amusing and shot in a palette of rich, saturated nighttime hues, this is the kind of really small movie that is actually really great.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    This is an exciting new direction for Runarsson, who proves that making a film about Iceland today doesn’t necessarily require a three-act narrative structure and characters with carefully calibrated needs and desires and neatly constructed backstories.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    Here, the story and the characters' supposed naiveté and the almost-too-obvious stylistic flourishes aren't just nods to his younger, less-refined m.o. They are actually part of a master storyteller's tools to seduce a grown-up audience into considering how youngsters not only experience their own lives but also how they process and talk about them.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Intended as a 90-minute nail-biter, the movie starts off strong but loses steam about halfway through and never quite recovers.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Very knowing about female friendships and the different possible reactions to forced social change, this is a lovingly acted film that, unfortunately, derails in the third act; the calamitous events depicted work fine as a blunt metaphor for where the country found itself or was headed, but doesn't convince on a narrative level or in terms of its psychological impact on the characters.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Clearly Diaz wanted to make a sotto-voce exploration of a difficult and heavy topic — instead of a histrionic melodrama — but in trying to rein in the emotions, he seems to have practically scrubbed them out completely. The screenplay, also by Diaz, is so predictable that most of the characters simply seem to be going through the motions, with audiences remaining at an arm’s length even during the supposedly cathartic final moments.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    Observant and wise about boys in puberty yet impish and carefree when necessary and never idealizing the cold and dreary countryside they travel through, Winter Flies is a lovely little film that’s as comfortable as an old sweater and almost as warm.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    There’s an element of light comedy — rather than the more familiar irony — that feels fresh and invigorating, even if Garrel doesn’t quite stick the landing.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    Beer and Rogowski are so good, and have such amazing chemistry, that it’s hard to look away or not root for them to be together.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    Hong, who handled screenplay as well as directorial, editing and scoring duties, is in fine form here.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    A sterling cast makes up for screenplay weaknesses.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    It is uncompromising filmmaking, certainly, but also insular filmmaking that will make a tiny little circle of intellectual cinephiles very happy while leaving everyone else — this critic included — completely cold.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    The result feels like a dry and endless lecture more than an involving human story about serious issues. It’s a movie that’s all subtext and no text — and even the subtext struggles to make a point that’s more complex than a blunt truth.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    The main issue with the film's screenplay, written by the director, is that it is trying to cover too much ground and yet be tonally light on its feet.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    This is an intriguing if austere art house item that should please lovers of slow cinema with a more mystical edge.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    No good performance can hide the fact that what happens during roughly the first hour is perhaps beautifully laid out and told but also extremely familiar. There is an expectation that Akin, also credited with the screenplay, will somehow step it up in the second half with a new twist or unexpected insight. But quite the opposite happens, as the narrative becomes both more melodramatic and erratic.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Sharp performances and direction help make up for a spotty screenplay.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    De Pencier’s cinematography has a good eye for the beauty and horror of man-made or -altered landscapes, and it is hard to deny that the film benefits from being seen on as large a screen as possible, as impressive crane or drone shots fill the screen. But like with Burtynsky’s photographs, it is also hard to deny that the beauty of these shots stands in stark contrast to their purported message.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    The critique of those in power and their need to put down others — preferably foreign or different-looking people — in order to stay on top is as relevant in 2019 as it was in 1980, when the novel was first published. But like its noncommittal production design, which combines various North African, Middle Eastern and Asian influences for the locals and locales, the critique itself remains finally quite dull and dispersed because it's so broad and unspecific.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    This moody, black-and-white period piece always intrigues, even if it only intermittently catches fire.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    The screenplay and the actors ooze charm as well as intelligence early on but the second half is more like a sleek thriller, something that's efficient but less jocular and surprising.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Marcello never quite manages to shoehorn in both more than a century’s worth of European struggles and sociopolitical thinking and the full story of Eden’s downfall after he’s finally become successful. Indeed, these weighty concerns capsize the entire enterprise in the final stretch, where the story runs aground on an iceberg of undigested ideas, barely developed themes and bad hair choices.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    If the pic is ultimately an entertaining ride, it is because Sudeikis takes the audience by the hand through this very unlikely story that was inspired by true events.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 90 Boyd van Hoeij
    Even though the movie barely provides any backstory or other details, the characters’ emotions are always immediately accessible in this vivid depiction of the all-consuming nature of nascent amour, as well as the pain, heartbreak and confusion that come with trying to channel all these pure emotions into something as structured as your daily life.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    Though it takes a little while for the film to find its footing, this is an ambitious and, finally, also touching new work from Pinoy Sunday director Ho Wi Ding.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Grandinetti, with a bushy 1970s mustache, has the thankless job of carrying a film in which he plays a morally compromised character, which doesn’t directly warm him to the audience. But he does so with his trademark intelligence and grace, turning Claudio into a generally decent man who makes a few very bad choices.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    This is at once an accessible art house drama about Lola’s emotionally frayed sisterly and amorous ties and a clinically observed portrait of a 21st-century woman trying to stay afloat in a ruthlessly profit-oriented economy where feelings are the enemy of efficiency.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    Though the subject is a largely familiar one, this is a work of considerable tonal complexity, as it stirs moments of pitch-black humor and short and violent reveries into an otherwise austerely told tale of spousal strife that wants to smash the patriarchy with feats of cinematic derring-do.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    As the story grows increasingly bleak, it feels not only increasingly depressing but also more miserably authentic.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    While the rapport between the middle-aged Paul and the thirtyish Alice is a fascinating give-and-take — they are essentially equals because one’s lack of experience is compensated for by the other’s lack of ideas — there is no real room for either to grow or be transformed. Their relationship, while full of exchanges, is finally quite stagnant.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    There's little in terms of the tension associated with police thrillers, but it's also not a socio-realist drama or a character study, instead echoing parts of these genres at different times so there's a constant sense of deja vu and reminders of other, better films without the material ever really coming into its own.
    • 10 Metascore
    • 0 Boyd van Hoeij
    It is not just a tough sit; it is nearly impossible to get through.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Though the story is about a woman looking for new bearings in her life, basically against her wishes, the overall tone is never outright depressing. The family meals verge on the burlesque, while other moments are more charmingly melancholy. This is due to not only the beautifully modulated performances, with Bosse, Hivon and Brochu all perfectly cast in their roles, but also to some nifty technical details.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    Slight but quite amusing ... But despite a few good gags and committed performances, the nagging suspicion that this eccentric concept would’ve worked better as a medium-length work or even a short remains.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    Fascinating and insightful if also (perhaps necessarily) somewhat checkered.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    This is a confidently shot and beautifully acted story that manages to transcend quite a few — if clearly not all — of the coming-of-age genre’s cliches by delving into how the Millennial generation experiences sexuality, ostracism and growing up and how they try to relate to their parents and peers.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Boyd van Hoeij
    Gorgeously shot and produced, impressively acted and with a lot of fascinating things on its mind, this is yet further proof that the 35-year-old Mascaro is one of Brazil’s most audacious and gifted filmmakers of his generation.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Admirably, the director maintains the documentary illusion throughout, opting for a third act that finds exactly the right, understated tone, neither glorifying Rike’s role, nor underplaying the character’s more than obvious compassion.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    The work’s considerations of the intimate connection among being, art and life finally feel quite superficial.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    Though not all the relationships are entirely clear — the thieves' relationship with Brandt, for example, remains somewhat vague — and there might be some minor issues that could become apparent on multiple viewings, this is first and foremost a rollicking and very imaginatively staged ride that’s enjoyable and different.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Despite its structural problems and mostly foreseeable storyline, the small, very human moments such as these ensure that Mario feels authentic and is, finally, moving.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    A step up in terms of complexity, with more subplots and a larger cast of protagonists to juggle and less instantly sympathetic characters or an evident cause to rally behind, this drama again offers many quiet, often character-driven rewards but struggles to become larger than the sum of its parts.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    Rather than sensationalizing their subject, Paravel and Castaing-Taylor never forget that Issei, while clearly troubled or ill or both, is still a human being, too. It is a testament to the talent of the directors, who also shot and edited the film, that such a complex moral stance rises organically from their material.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 90 Boyd van Hoeij
    The real star of the show here is the strikingly gorgeous, often almost bi-chrome visual universe, inspired by the tai chi diagram — more commonly known in the West as yin-and-yang symbol — and traditional ink-brush painting, with its distinct combination of rich blacks and fluid shades of gray.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    The sorrowful situations are frequently laced with chuckles,
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 Boyd van Hoeij
    Though more an atmospheric and sensorial experience than strictly a narrative one, this languorous and handsomely produced (by Call Me by Your Name producer Rodrigo Teixeira) feature is a lovingly textured addition to the coming-of-age genre.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    Yeo isn’t experienced enough to convincingly pull off genre acrobatics this complex, delivering a film that often feels derivative in terms of its style and that doesn’t have the storytelling goods to let all these different influences coalesce coherently.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    This kind of film wouldn’t stand a chance if the actors weren’t believable but Garcia (who starred in El Amparo, which Cordova edited) and non-professional Reyes are both understated but utterly authentic.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Whereas Aferim! was a thrilling epic that uncovered a piece of Romanian history heretofore largely ignored, Hearts hardly develops a pulse, hiding the faces of the protagonists in immobile medium and wide shots while any possible emotions get snowed under by non-contextualized intellectual musings and socio-politico-historical details.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    What keeps the material from feeling too scattershot is the vitality of Cassel’s performance, which is full of life even when he’s not always in the best of health. He’s a much-needed charismatic center that almost manages to keep the entire enterprise together.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    Both an unexciting and by-the-numbers history lesson and an inside-view, you-are-there look at an underreported armed conflict, the documentary This Is Congo is almost as full of contradictions as the nation it is trying to portray.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 Boyd van Hoeij
    At once an enjoyable genre ride and a feminist art house story, Marlina the Murderer in Four Acts might send some heads rolling but has its own head firmly on its shoulders.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    This is the second feature from Pakistani-Norwegian filmmaker Iram Haq, but unfortunately it lacks the nuance and insight of her impressively poignant yet controlled debut feature, I Am Yours.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Boyd van Hoeij
    Part of the film is a realistic drama about two men in love with the same woman but because they are both involved in illegal activities, the negative tension between them gives rise to several jungle setpieces that are real nail-biters
    • 74 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Graizer too often seems afraid to potentially offend anyone (but especially straight audiences along for the ride) and too polite to explore the darker recesses of grief, desire and sexuality.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Sobel’s inexperience with the feature-length format and the requirements of specific genres shows, with Workers Cup constantly struggling to reconcile the horrible fate of what are essentially modern-day slaves with the aspirational side and dreams of victory and beyond that are the end game of any underdog sports story.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Boyd van Hoeij
    It’s an utter delight to see that theoretical academic musings on gender, love, sexuality and politics can be packaged and reflected upon in such a jocular and constantly entertaining way.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    This is a picaresque road movie about two mismatched characters, with rookie director A.B. Shawky offering a motley and not entirely smooth cocktail of drama and melodrama, a dash of social critique and insight, some chuckles and a few tugs at the heartstrings, mainly by virtue of its near-virtuoso score.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    The main problem of Happy as Lazzaro is that it's unclear what Rohrwacher finally wants to say in part two, which combines the near-documentary realism of her first feature with the occasional flights of fancy of her second.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    This intriguing debut feature from Flemish director Lukas Dhont, in a completely natural mix of Dutch and French, looks terrific, is not afraid to tackle a number of difficult subjects and features a star-making performance from acting and dancing talent Victor Polster.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Cotillard, looking like one of the most glamorous white-trash fantasy figures in the history of the movies, has a hypnotic quality that will make you follow her character whatever she says or does.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    If the film remains largely watchable it is because Farhadi has cast some of the finest actors in Spain and they know how to breathe life into their characters even when they don’t have all that much to do (though a few of them have quite a lot to say).
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Schoenaerts is his usual, intense self, Exarchopoulos has here found her best role since Blue and there’s no denying their chemistry is wild. But their characters become prisoners of the many twists and turns of the narrative instead of rising above it; their personalities aren’t revealed through the story so much as they are constrained by it.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    There is no denying the visceral power of Wang’s insistence on looking encroaching death, as it were, in the eye and the filmmaker exercises appropriate restraint when the final moment does come.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    A film that’s an emotional rollercoaster and socio-political tract rolled into one.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Boyd van Hoeij
    This story of sibling camaraderie and familial strife at a Burgundy winery unfolds against the backdrop of reliably picturesque views, with its bouquet of largely familiar elements presented with a modern finish.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    The film tries but often struggles to properly fuse the personal and the political.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Is it possible for a viewer to be touched by a character’s predicament and despair when every element of their life is so strikingly arranged? Because Pfeiffer disappears into her role and plays it small, and because Dosunmu’s modus operandi privileges visuals and the unspoken over dialogue and facile melodrama, the film sort of gets away with it, if just barely.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 30 Boyd van Hoeij
    While the precociously talented Sidney, played by Logan Lerman, is not an uninteresting character, the artificially constructed nature of the narrative gives the supposedly shocking revelations way too much importance, essentially subjugating any sense of character development and flaws to its mystery-type structure.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 70 Boyd van Hoeij
    Western is a naturalistic, almost documentary-like feature that slowly builds.

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