Boyd van Hoeij

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For 336 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 51% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.4 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Boyd van Hoeij's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 Call Me by Your Name
Lowest review score: 0 Mektoub, My Love: Intermezzo
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 9 out of 336
336 movie reviews
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Rahim has a great face but isn’t given enough opportunity to make it clear to audiences what his character is going through beyond the most basic emotions.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Ambitiously mounted but wildly uneven.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    The main problem of Mr. Morgan’s Last Love is a structural one, as it is really two films in one.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    The film remains stranded in a sort of genre no man’s land.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    This is a picaresque road movie about two mismatched characters, with rookie director A.B. Shawky offering a motley and not entirely smooth cocktail of drama and melodrama, a dash of social critique and insight, some chuckles and a few tugs at the heartstrings, mainly by virtue of its near-virtuoso score.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    The main issue with the film's screenplay, written by the director, is that it is trying to cover too much ground and yet be tonally light on its feet.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    The film frequently privileges art direction over emotion, and a constant sense of wonder based on visuals alone proves impossible to sustain over the lengthy 130-minute runtime.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Instead of complex personalities and dilemmas, we mostly get clichés.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Intended as a 90-minute nail-biter, the movie starts off strong but loses steam about halfway through and never quite recovers.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Without a strong point of view, it becomes hard to care about either the people or the issues with which they are grappling.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Marcello never quite manages to shoehorn in both more than a century’s worth of European struggles and sociopolitical thinking and the full story of Eden’s downfall after he’s finally become successful. Indeed, these weighty concerns capsize the entire enterprise in the final stretch, where the story runs aground on an iceberg of undigested ideas, barely developed themes and bad hair choices.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Very knowing about female friendships and the different possible reactions to forced social change, this is a lovingly acted film that, unfortunately, derails in the third act; the calamitous events depicted work fine as a blunt metaphor for where the country found itself or was headed, but doesn't convince on a narrative level or in terms of its psychological impact on the characters.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    With a slick, outsider’s perspective on the City of Angels and some interesting possibilities that are set up early on, this Message gets off to a great start. But the screenplay becomes a muddle and then a mess in its second half.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    The film’s main problem is that it can’t decide what it wants to be and ends up not having enough time to develop anything in any depth.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Tellingly, all of the film’s emotional highlights come from scenes involving the animal rather than the human protagonists and there are only very few scenes in which the two interact in a manner that feels entirely synergetic.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Truth is indeed sometimes stranger than fiction but Ripstein struggles here to turn his odd collection of two-dimensional characters into real people. What does impress is the gorgeously crisp black-and-white cinematography, which deserves to be seen on the big screen.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    What we are thus left with is a film that's made with an impressive level of craftsmanship but with exceptionally dubious politics, as if 21st-century moviemaking magic had been let loose on a terribly conservative and hopelessly blinkered 1980s relic of a script.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    There’s no doubt Mirica can film the hell out of a location or a character’s face, but as for telling a fully gripping and involving story? The jury’s still out on that one.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Though the script... is underdeveloped and pic is assembled in workmanlike fashion, it does feature some nicely modulated performances.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    The frequent voice-overs, in which the boys read what they wrote (heard over shots of them writing), add distance rather than insight because it is not the action of writing that's revealing but the events and thought processes that led them to write what they did.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Absent any real sense of who these three women are as individuals, most of their behavior is reduced to what feels like tics that are meant to illuminate character in a rather crude way.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Visually, the results are quite often striking, and they are also sharply cut together. But there’s a nagging suspicion throughout that there’s been more preparation for especially the set-pieces than would normally be the case on a documentary.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Though it is convincingly played and sensually shot, the film has about as much narrative as the characters have parts of their bodies covered on the beach.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    There's little in terms of the tension associated with police thrillers, but it's also not a socio-realist drama or a character study, instead echoing parts of these genres at different times so there's a constant sense of deja vu and reminders of other, better films without the material ever really coming into its own.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Sobel’s inexperience with the feature-length format and the requirements of specific genres shows, with Workers Cup constantly struggling to reconcile the horrible fate of what are essentially modern-day slaves with the aspirational side and dreams of victory and beyond that are the end game of any underdog sports story.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    So full of explanatory flashbacks and animated sequences visualizing the characters’ invented yarns that their real dramas are indeed almost obscured.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    The story [lacks] a clear narrative or emotional throughline to connect all of the film’s setpieces.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    There’s a sense that the goings-on are more quirky than comical.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    While the rapport between the middle-aged Paul and the thirtyish Alice is a fascinating give-and-take — they are essentially equals because one’s lack of experience is compensated for by the other’s lack of ideas — there is no real room for either to grow or be transformed. Their relationship, while full of exchanges, is finally quite stagnant.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Schoenaerts is his usual, intense self, Exarchopoulos has here found her best role since Blue and there’s no denying their chemistry is wild. But their characters become prisoners of the many twists and turns of the narrative instead of rising above it; their personalities aren’t revealed through the story so much as they are constrained by it.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    In terms of its overall look, Cinderella the Cat blends blocky, videogame-like 3D/CGI animation and voluptuous, watercolor-like 2D animation. It shouldn't work, yet it does create a coherent universe.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    Handsomely packaged, the film unfortunately is also too well-behaved and lacking in psychological depth to really set itself apart from countless other WWII dramas.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    The screenplay... seems to generally lack a throughline or focus, coasting from party scenes full of drugs and alcohol to work-related drama but rarely managing to get inside the head of the self-destructive character the designer had become by the 1970s.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    There’s certainly an overall sense of a formerly rich family’s fortunes dwindling, both economically and emotionally, but the three sections don’t add up to something more than the sum of their parts.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    No good performance can hide the fact that what happens during roughly the first hour is perhaps beautifully laid out and told but also extremely familiar. There is an expectation that Akin, also credited with the screenplay, will somehow step it up in the second half with a new twist or unexpected insight. But quite the opposite happens, as the narrative becomes both more melodramatic and erratic.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Boyd van Hoeij
    A serviceable piece of B-movie entertainment without an ounce of originality
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Ava
    Chastain is utterly convincing in another tough-as-nails role. If audiences stick with the movie, it's largely thanks to her movie-star charisma, which almost compensates for the increasingly ridiculous plot. Malkovich and Farrell seem to understand they are A-list talent in B-movie roles, and relish the opportunity.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Perhaps it is precisely Dumont’s point that satire and the real world have been converging for a long time, but this alone is not enough insight to sustain a movie that’s over two hours long and contains a protagonist few will warm to. for such a high-powered auteur/leading-lady collaboration, France feels decidedly unspectacular.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    The screenplay, written by French arthouse writer-director Antoine Barraud (Les gouffres) with an assist from U.S. scribe Edwards, too often seems to be under the mistaken impression that making a movie for kids means everything needs to be overly spelled out, especially by using as many short-hand clichés as possible.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    A bright, light confection about resilience and joie de vivre into old(er) age that’s as predictable as it is disposable.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    The result feels like a dry and endless lecture more than an involving human story about serious issues. It’s a movie that’s all subtext and no text — and even the subtext struggles to make a point that’s more complex than a blunt truth.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    The lack of light irony, refined humor and spontaneity and freshness in the dialogue makes the film feel much more heavy-handed than a tale like this should be. For most of the nearly three-hour running time, it all plays as droningly serious, which makes the already long film feel much longer.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Hindered by extremely predictable character development and a mosaic-like approach to narrative, making it hard to really get to know and empathise with any of the characters.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Though blessed with a spectacular true story and character to work from, director and co-screenwriter Lars Kraume...fails to breathe much life into the stuffy, overly complex enumeration of the historical facts.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Clearly Diaz wanted to make a sotto-voce exploration of a difficult and heavy topic — instead of a histrionic melodrama — but in trying to rein in the emotions, he seems to have practically scrubbed them out completely. The screenplay, also by Diaz, is so predictable that most of the characters simply seem to be going through the motions, with audiences remaining at an arm’s length even during the supposedly cathartic final moments.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Cub
    This unquestionably good-looking film, shot by world-class cinematographer Nicolas Karakatsanis (The Drop, Bullhead), plays like a Low Countries-variation on the classy Spanish-language work of Guillermo Del Toro, at least in terms of style if not substance, with what little narrative there is more of a clothesline for small-scale set pieces rather than a conduit for character insight.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    The main problem is that the directors often struggle to assign meaning to their images that helps advance either the narrative or illuminate the emotional state of their main character.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    It is uncompromising filmmaking, certainly, but also insular filmmaking that will make a tiny little circle of intellectual cinephiles very happy while leaving everyone else — this critic included — completely cold.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Part of the problem of Jacqueline (Argentine) is that it wants to be a film of many layers but Britto doesn’t have the know-how to keep each layer legible separately, with the final result feeling messy and impenetrable rather than admirably complex and, well, layered
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    This is the kind of indie doodle of a movie in which several potentially interesting ideas co-exist but never quite come together and where supporters will call the narrative "freewheeling" while naysayers will insist on "rambling."
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    McCarthy more often seems to apply a generic style to his substance, rather than actually use a stylistic choice to help suggest or demonstrate something about his story and characters.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    One in a Thousand’s lack of narrative focus and conflict results in a drawn-out, almost non-rhythm that at least mirrors the lazy summer days it depicts.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Graizer too often seems afraid to potentially offend anyone (but especially straight audiences along for the ride) and too polite to explore the darker recesses of grief, desire and sexuality.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Sagnier and especially Baye try to locate the heart in their cartoonish maternal characters, and newcomer Lasseron is at least a warm and spunky presence in a role that's severely underwritten, though all of them are frequently upstaged by all the bells and whistles newcomer Neel feels he needs to keep throwing at the screen in order to mask the fact there's not much of story in the first place.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 40 Boyd van Hoeij
    Whereas Aferim! was a thrilling epic that uncovered a piece of Romanian history heretofore largely ignored, Hearts hardly develops a pulse, hiding the faces of the protagonists in immobile medium and wide shots while any possible emotions get snowed under by non-contextualized intellectual musings and socio-politico-historical details.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Boyd van Hoeij
    Originality or insight aren’t very high on the priority list of this drama.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 30 Boyd van Hoeij
    While the precociously talented Sidney, played by Logan Lerman, is not an uninteresting character, the artificially constructed nature of the narrative gives the supposedly shocking revelations way too much importance, essentially subjugating any sense of character development and flaws to its mystery-type structure.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Boyd van Hoeij
    It is unlikely that a lot of viewers come to see a Step Up film for convincing dialogue or psychological insight into a group of young things trying to make it big in a ruthless industry. But there’s barely any humor that doesn’t feel third-rate and most of the plot threads are so thin that All In occasionally feels like a satire of a dance film.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 30 Boyd van Hoeij
    The comedy here feels secondhand and becomes grating when no cliche is left unused, whether about nationality, race, gays or the female gender.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Boyd van Hoeij
    Tonally surprisingly coherent, Franco’s apostles seem to have directed, as Pauline Kael would’ve said, on their knees.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Boyd van Hoeij
    The film contains numerous stylistic flourishes... But none of these elements advance the story, prompt a deeper emotional response or suggest something new about the characters, reducing them to meaningless window-dressing for what little story their is.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 10 Boyd van Hoeij
    With jokes that fall flat so often, the film’s cardiograph flatlines before the first five minutes are over.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 10 Boyd van Hoeij
    There is a clear sense here that Coixet is completely out of her depth in this genre exercise, which is all excessive surfaces and no tension, however hard the music and sound effects try to tell audiences otherwise.
    • 10 Metascore
    • 0 Boyd van Hoeij
    It is not just a tough sit; it is nearly impossible to get through.

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