Bill White
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On average, this critic grades 3.5 points lower than other critics.
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Bill White's Scores
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| Average review score: | 62 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Holy Mountain | |
| Lowest review score: | Underclassman | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 100 out of 178
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Mixed: 57 out of 178
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Negative: 21 out of 178
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- Bill White
When the little girl tells her decapititated doll, "It's not just a bad dream," she is right. It's just a bad movie.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Katharina Otto-Bernstein's oral history of Wilson's life and work, narrated by Wilson, with a handful of sycophants joining in on the choruses, is monstrously one-sided. It does, however, offer insights into the director's methods and motivations.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Control is director Anton Corbijin's first feature, and he too frequently makes the mistake of falling back on his rock video skills.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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With more sympathy for Johnston's suffering and less reveling in the fruits of his madness, The Devil and Daniel Johnston could have been a great film instead of a disturbing one.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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There is a lot of history to be learned here, but the teaching is so slow paced that the most alert student may fall into a stupor by the end of class.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Despite the scenic appeal of Mexico's Baja Peninsula, the film may prove too nerve-racking for casual viewers. It is a racing movie for the inside track.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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The film's one original moment comes when Bluto has a conversation with a cow. The rest of it, from the distorting lens used randomly to suggest unreality, to the twist ending lifted verbatim from the superior "High Tension," is about as imaginative as a portobello steak with onions.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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It is ironic that the core audience for Chop Shop is that very crowd that has recently taken steps to redevelop the Iron Triangle into something more Manhattan-friendly.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Director Brown has made a career of chronicling the history of American folk music, and Pete Seeger: The Power of Song is a worthy companion piece to his 1982 debut, "The Weavers: Wasn't That a Time?"- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Takes a humorously gentle approach to the culture clash between the primitive and the modern. With wonderfully natural performances by the children, this is a family movie that crosses cultural boundaries in a celebration of the magical possibilities inherent in everyday objects.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Westfeldt's screenplay and Cary's direction combine to make it the best Manhattan love story since "When Harry Met Sally."- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Director Takashi Miike's dish of sukiyaki spaghetti ala Sergio Corbucci is badly seasoned with scraps of reservoir dogs.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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It is not giving away much to say that everything ends as expected, just not soon enough.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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The Beautiful Country has an epic bearing, but a trite and troubled script makes it more a visual tirade than an engaging odyssey.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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For those whose idea of hilarity is an adult and a kid throwing fireworks at each other, then getting stoned and playing piggyback in the mall, this movie should be a refreshing tonic.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Three movies gasp for life inside the clumsily titled Marilyn Hotchkiss' Ballroom Dancing & Charm School.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Life on the freeway is hell, but what comes next for these workers might be worse.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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While the animation is only so-so, Mamoru is a good storyteller with a firm grasp on both the story and characters.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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An eye-opener for those unfamiliar with the tribulations many immigrants endure on their road to American citizenship. And yes, it is also a fairy tale, but not all fairy tales are for children.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Zhang is a master of detail and spectacle. There is also plenty of comedy, particularly in the scenes with linguistically challenged translators.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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It is a pretentious and incoherent blend of ghost story and frontier adventure that becomes more preposterous and idiotic with each passing scene.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Even without the oral history, this trippy exploration of Cobain's earthy habitations would be worth seeing as a "Koyaanisqatsi" for the Puget Sound area.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Deepened by the socioeconomic undercurrent that suggests the lengths to which workers are forced to prostitute themselves to survive corporate downsizing.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Panayotopoulou casts a transcendent eye upon her downbeat subject matter, never dodging the unsentimental truth that growing up is about learning to live with the loss of those things we have loved.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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- Bill White
The Groomsmen, while as corny as a Staten Island marriage proposal, rings true on many levels.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Although set 10 years after high school graduation, Just Friends is a dumb teen comedy.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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The film is imaginative but ugly, with bodily functions an unending source for grotesque and revolting imagery.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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- Bill White
An allegory of our times, Shotgun Stories is a tragedy of biblical scale and an intimate family drama. Unlike the more lauded films of last year, which glorified a national preoccupation with bloody deeds, Shotgun Stories is a passionate cry to end the violence and a reminder that we, as free individuals, have the power to determine our own destinies.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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- Bill White
Although the film is entertaining, its cleverness is not enough to cover its shortcomings.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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- Bill White
Unlike the worthless torture porn that is destroying the genre, Stuck is a horror movie with a reason for being.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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What finally sinks the film is that the more it tries to dazzle us, the more uninterested we become.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Pleasant viewing, but the unbalanced script and amateur performances keep it from being much more than a walk in the park.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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A slight but wise comedy about the loneliness that makes all men brothers.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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So extreme in its sacrilege that it achieves a kind of sacredness, The Holy Mountain is a transcendental feast of the grotesque and the sublime.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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As a sports documentary, Murderball is tame and uninvolving. It does however, offer a hard-edged and unsentimental portrait of strong-willed people.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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In a genre that has been battered by the cheap grotesqueries of special effects, it is a pleasure to be unsettled by something as simple as an invasive beam of light in the shadows of a haunted house.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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- Bill White
The most interesting moments in the film are the videotapes sent back and forth between the parents and students, as they communicate the sadness of children separated from their distant families.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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- Bill White
Most disappointing is the ending, which, in projecting the possibility of a saner and more hopeful world, is a bit of a cop-out.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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- Bill White
It works as a wistful coda to suggest that the song will go on long after the show is over.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Not simply a coming-out story but a journey into the conflicted androgyny of early adolescence.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Undiscovered promotes one of the stupidest visions of the entertainment industry since "American Idol" opened the celebrity gateway to the dregs of the karaoke generation.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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There is a point, however, at which the movie becomes simply sickening. Between the electric shocks and hot-iron branding, feats of grossness are accomplished that are so vile even the hardiest among the cast cannot suppress the upchuck.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Speaks in the raw mumble of the dirty South. A regional film in the truest sense, it does for Memphis what its producer, John Singleton, once did for South Central Los Angeles.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Ripe with characters and events reflecting the psychic travails of today's young adults.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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There is potential for laughs in a satire of rich people spending big money on religious galas, but that is not even the real subject of the picture.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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A gruelingly dull slog through basic horror-movie conventions, should be dumped in the Seine.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Fukada captures the stubborn individualism of a girl who embraces an unpopular lifestyle.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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A top-flight example of cinematic storytelling, thanks in large part to the unusual narration, spoken in English by David Gulpilil.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Although set in England with a predominantly British cast, Death at a Funeral is no stiff-upper-lipped comedy, but a lean, mean, and often crude, farce.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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The movie is funny without disrespecting its characters. But there is a sadness at its heart, because, although the possibilities for romantic happiness diminish after the age of 65, the dynamics of sexual attraction and coupling never change.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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- Bill White
Despite the cultural and artistic differences among the contributors, the overall production design maintains a unified tone, helped in part by Laurent Perez's eerie soundtrack.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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- Bill White
In what essentially is a two-character play, Kirk and Nicholson behave more like acting partners than real people. Their lack of appetite for each other is particularly awkward in the frequent scenes requiring casual nudity and sexual activity.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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- Bill White
Its comedy too often blunders into meaningless slapstick, with bombs and bloodshed replacing pratfalls and pies in the face.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Most of this is harmless enough, but Kasdan's Hollywood logic is simply too implausible.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Filmmaker Pray, who is building an impressive body of documentaries on American subcultures, including the Seattle grunge scene in "Hype," graffiti artists in "Infamy" and truckers in "Big Rig," does an admirable job of allowing his subjects to represent themselves.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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- Bill White
Movies about gurus generally fail to capture the charisma of their subjects. French director Jan Kounen's documentary on Amma, India's hugging saint, who allegedly has given restorative embraces to more than 45 million supplicants, is no exception.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Were it not for its pat resolutions, Mister Foe might deserve a mention alongside such classic psycho-sexual thrillers as "Vertigo" and "Peeping Tom." Instead, Mackenzie has reined in the strangeness to deliver a conventional, if better than average, mystery.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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The film doesn't shy away from the political side of hip-hop.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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The stories of the other competitors are just as fascinating, particularly that of Bernard Moitessier who, after nearly a year at sea, could not bear to return to England, and turned sail for Tahiti.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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At its best, The Promotion offers a sympathetic view of ordinary people caught on the hamster wheel of corporate politics.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Meirelles adds another perspective, that the epidemic might be a good thing if, by being thrown into the darkness together, we may once again recognize the human family to which we all belong.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Genuinely funny and sweet, the film's "everybody wins" philosophy resonates beyond the feel-good surfaces.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Throughout the film, music is used to define character and place. Two metal bands, Moral Decay and South Central Riot Squad, dominate the soundtrack whenever the gang is on the move.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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The concerts themselves are only exciting when Young is at center stage. Although a balding millionaire in his 60s, he retains the ragged energy of a rock 'n' roll road warrior. Not so with the other members, particularly Stills.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Garity, son of Jane Fonda and Tom Hayden, gives the kind of performance rarely seen in today's movies.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Jimmy Carter documentary is a smug, self-righteous monologue.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Yu has a good time making fun of white people, in particular a pair of rival ping-pong teachers who seem inspired by the gay villains in the Bond film "Diamonds Are Forever."- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Had Araki chosen to illuminate, rather than exploit, the traumatic aftermath of child molestation, his wallow in the horrors of Mysterious Skin might have had a purpose. As it stands, his film is just another trashy look at America as the land of imbecilic perverts.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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An exceptional Italian film becomes an average American one in this bland remake of Gabriele Muccino's "L' Ultimo Bacio."- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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This unusual journey behind prison bars is not only a plea for the rehabilitation of incarcerated criminals, but a testament to the redemptive powers of art.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Despite its flaws, Walk on Water is a sometimes engaging story of emotional opposites who become mystifyingly attracted to each other.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Stanley Nelson's documentary shows how a religion becomes a cult, and how people are deceived by an ideal.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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The result is an initially hilarious picture that grows perplexingly trite as screenwriter Peter Straughan transforms Young's sly observations into assembly-line pap.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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For its intention to promulgate the compatibility of Christianity with homosexuality, Save Me deserves a footnote in the political battle between these traditionally adversarial groups. As a movie, it doesn't amount to much more than an after school-special with sex and profanity.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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The combined efforts of three novice screenwriters fail to give shape to a life that was, although devoted to a noble cause, unexceptional.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Where other documentarians look for a charismatic personality to enliven their films, Berlin and Fab focus on the community as a whole.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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The cast is perfect, but the script is like a low ceiling, keeping a lid on what should have been a confluence of riotous misadventures.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Before the movie reaches its climax, it has created a mess that requires divine intervention.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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Suffers from a simplistic reductionism that suggests buying from local organic farmers might help avert the possibility of a worldwide famine triggered by Monsanto's suicide gene. It is a noble and quaint solution to a situation that won't be easily swayed by consumer votes.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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From the floating particles of dirt that open the film to the final image of a man and woman on a beach, Yes insists that we live with our mistakes since there is no escaping them.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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As sketch comedy, The Ten often is imaginative and sometimes hilarious...Still, like precursors from "The Groove Tube" to "Jackass," it doesn't make for much of a movie.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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The life of a prison guard is dull, no matter who is in the cell. Director Bille August makes what he can of this material, always holding our interest but never fulfilling the promise of a close encounter with one of the 20th century's most controversial leaders.- Seattle Post-Intelligencer
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