Alonso Duralde

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For 798 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 55% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 43% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Alonso Duralde's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Challengers
Lowest review score: 0 Memory
Score distribution:
798 movie reviews
    • 24 Metascore
    • 5 Alonso Duralde
    Coroners of comic failure will find much to uncover in the corpse of Holmes & Watson, a thoroughly tedious and never-amusing spoof of Arthur Conan Doyle’s legendary detective.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Alonso Duralde
    Reynolds has this drily ironic fourth-wall business down pat, and Savage makes for an entertaining foil.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Alonso Duralde
    There’s probably no real reason for Mary Poppins Returns to exist at all, but now that it’s here, it does at least find some moments of delight even as it travels a familiar path.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Alonso Duralde
    Bathtubs Over Broadway is pure pleasure, both in its exploration of a hidden and uniquely American corner of show business and its portrait of the charmingly nerdy Young and his singular path toward rescuing this sub-sub-sub-genre while many of its executors are still alive to tell their stories.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 85 Alonso Duralde
    If you’re willing to overlook a little scruffiness at the edges, it’s a Christmas miracle that the Scottish import “Anna and the Apocalypse” works so well as both a horror movie and a musical.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 59 Alonso Duralde
    There are, to be sure, some worthwhile upgrades this time around — including one sequence that’s an instant classic — but it’s hard not to feel like you’ve already played this game once before.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 72 Alonso Duralde
    Purists may balk about revisiting this tale, but The Grinch earns its laughter and its sentiment, both of which are plentiful. It’s a full-throated Fah-Who-Foraze.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 28 Alonso Duralde
    Given that this is the auteur’s 20th theatrical feature film, there’s no longer any excuse for the pacing issues, the scenes that don’t end and the general flaccidness of his direction.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Alonso Duralde
    Maybe it was the massive reshoots — directorial credit is shared by Lasse Hallstrom, who shot the first go-round, and Joe Johnston — or perhaps the script by first-timer Ashleigh Powell was always muddled and convoluted, but the results are singularly dispiriting.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 87 Alonso Duralde
    It gives Steve Coogan one of his finest screen roles to date and for Reilly, it’s another triumph right on the heels of “The Sisters Brothers.” Whether you adore Laurel and Hardy or have never seen them in action, this film celebrates both the artist and the tenacity it takes to remain one.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 61 Alonso Duralde
    As an inducement to dig into the Queen back catalog, Bohemian Rhapsody is an unqualified success. But when it tries to be a genuine biopic of a groundbreaking band and its singular lead singer, it’s more like a little silhouette-o of a man.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 85 Alonso Duralde
    The act of recreating the voice of others, albeit illegally, ultimately empowered Israel to write the well-received memoir on which this film was based. And the act of playing Lee Israel will, with any luck, empower more filmmakers to think of Melissa McCarthy as an actress whose gifts range beyond broad comedy.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 92 Alonso Duralde
    It’s powerful, provocative and devastating, blending the incisive power of dramatic emotion with the immediacy of the evening news.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 15 Alonso Duralde
    It exists as a waste of time (although, one hopes, a sizable payday) for some very talented actors, and it’s proof that even Marvel doesn’t always get it right.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 65 Alonso Duralde
    It’s always apparent what Assassination Nation is going for, and it more often than not fulfills its ambitions, and the hits more than make up for the misses.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 55 Alonso Duralde
    Smallfoot provides more complex food for thought than most mainstream animation, but the overall results are still disappointingly bland.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 95 Alonso Duralde
    The Sisters Brothers gallops on screen with a lot of ambitions, and it fulfills them all. It’s a sprawling Western that’s also an intimate character piece; it has moments of wit but also devastating tragedy; it delves into larger themes like the impact of fathers upon sons, and how greed and industrialization lead to environmental devastation, and yet it offers the hope of redemption.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 35 Alonso Duralde
    So what does Guadagnino’s version convey? Boredom, mostly, with confusion and a dollop of disappointment and irritation.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 70 Alonso Duralde
    The Ballad of Buster Scruggs will be, at best, a charming footnote in the Coens’ career, a project they enjoyed doing, and possibly even more enjoyed turning into a film so they can keep their résumé free of episodic television.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 90 Alonso Duralde
    Cooper and Lady Gaga are dynamite together; this is a story that lives and dies by the central relationship and the instant chemistry that must blossom between them, and these two have it in spades.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 85 Alonso Duralde
    As with “Summer Hours,” Non-Fiction traffics in ideas and concerns without handing out leaflets; first and foremost, this is an empathetic and charming character piece, featuring top-notch actors (Binoche revels in a rare opportunity to be funny) enjoying richly clever dialogue.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 88 Alonso Duralde
    Watching these three fiercely intelligent women, played by a trio of powerhouse actresses, is endlessly fascinating, as the goalposts constantly shift and their true selves become more apparent.
    • 96 Metascore
    • 92 Alonso Duralde
    Alfonso Cuarón has created a heartfelt masterpiece of mood and nostalgia, one that reminds us that his gifts as a storyteller and an interpreter of the human experience are not dictated by scale of production.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 85 Alonso Duralde
    Overall, it’s an impressively mounted film, from the seamless visual effects to the score by Justin Hurwitz, which is flexible enough to accentuate both the film’s tension and its earthbound humanity, to the always exquisite editing by Tom Cross (“Whiplash”), which plays a key role in establishing the characters, the stakes and even the passage of time.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 90 Alonso Duralde
    Hers is a lot of life to try to capture in one movie, but Jane Fonda in Five Acts certainly covers her emotional arc with thoroughness and compassion.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 83 Alonso Duralde
    While the movie is simultaneously a day-in-the-life farce, a cri de couer for working-class women and a testament to the strengths (and the limitations) of created families, it is more than anything an opportunity for the great Regina Hall to shine in an all-too-rare leading role.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 45 Alonso Duralde
    The one-joke nature of this adults-only spoof wears out the film’s welcome, even if director Brian Henson and his talented crew never let us see the strings.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 55 Alonso Duralde
    Audiences in the mood to be scared will certainly send their popcorn flying during a few tense moments of The Meg. But they’ll also wish the movie had bothered to find an equivalent to Robert Shaw’s USS Indianapolis speech in “Jaws.” When the human characters are reduced to chum, it’s hard to care about them getting eaten.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 52 Alonso Duralde
    It’s a slow, sluggish and whimsy-deficient movie that seems designed to entertain neither children nor adults, and the film’s script opens a Pandora’s Box of a plot twist.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Alonso Duralde
    Even those who object to Bowers’ revelations may find themselves unexpectedly empathetic to his life story, and that’s thanks to Tyrnauer’s compassion. There’s plenty of gossip to be found here, but there’s also no shortage of humanity.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Alonso Duralde
    Teen Titans GO! to the Movies never wears out its welcome, from the hilarious skewering of some of DC’s most sacred cows (Kryptonite, Crime Alley) to a range of musical numbers that include an 80s-style you-can-do-it anthem (compete with sax solo) and hip-hop-flavored self-aggrandizement.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 88 Alonso Duralde
    Skyscraper doesn’t change the action-movie game the way “Die Hard” did, but it’s a solidly entertaining summer diversion best enjoyed on the biggest theater — or even better, drive-in — screen you can find. And if you’re afraid of heights, make sure there’s an armrest — or even better, an arm — that you can grab.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 80 Alonso Duralde
    Hotel Transylvania 3 always goes for the joke and rarely misses.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Alonso Duralde
    Ultimately, Sorry to Bother You does what every great first film should: it heralds the arrival of an exciting new talent and generates enthusiasm for what’s going to be in that second feature.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 72 Alonso Duralde
    For audiences who like Marvel movies at their tongue-in-cheekiest, this sequel provides some breezy fun while we wait to find out just how permanent Thanos’ genocidal schemes really are.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 79 Alonso Duralde
    With nary a jump scare in sight, Aster has created a moody piece with a delicate but devastating sense of dread.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 68 Alonso Duralde
    The right people have been hired, and everyone is where they’re supposed to be. That level of planning makes the heist in Ocean’s 8 run fairly smoothly. As for the film itself, similarly curated with care, it gets the job done without ever being one for the record books.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 65 Alonso Duralde
    As post-“Jackass” movies go, Action Point makes more of an effort to sandwich some plot between the literally painful slapstick comedy, but if you love that formula — Knoxville falls off something, or into something, or has something projected at him, making him wince and then deliver his famous high-pitched giggle — you’ll want a ticket to ride.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 55 Alonso Duralde
    While the movie ends in a way that’s clearly designed to prompt further sequels, we don’t get that prequel X factor that makes us interested in a character arc whose outcome we already know. “Better Call Saul” knows how to do this; “Solo” doesn’t.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Alonso Duralde
    Does Deadpool 2 pick up its predecessor’s baton and run off to new and exciting places? Not really. Is it as tasty as leftovers on the second day? Absolutely. Temper your expectations accordingly.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Alonso Duralde
    The performances are strong across the board — all the scenes between Theron and Davis, in particular, overflow with empathy and understanding — and Cody’s writing has never been better.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Alonso Duralde
    Directors Joe and Anthony Russo move their many playing pieces around with as much grace as possible, and they offer up jolts of pleasure throughout.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 60 Alonso Duralde
    While Tyler Perry’s Acrimony doesn’t quite live up to its stylish trailer — that water-torture sound design promises a floodgate that will burst at any moment — it’s the kind of “women’s picture” that used to be Joan Crawford’s bread and butter, the sort that allows its star to glamorously lose her grip in a succession of great outfits.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 45 Alonso Duralde
    Overall, the movie left me feeling bombarded with images, bored by the lack of an interesting story, and irritated with my own cultural past.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Alonso Duralde
    Mawkish, bland and banal, this dreary love story — and it’s no “Love Story” — seems to think it can throw together dying girl and handsome prince, and that’s all there is to it.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 20 Alonso Duralde
    If you don’t believe in this stuff, then the film is exploiting a young woman with mental issues. And if you do believe, it’s hard not to question the devil’s strategy.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 55 Alonso Duralde
    Since the genre of video games-turned-into-feature films has inflicted some real doozies on audiences, Tomb Raider towers above most of its peers by being merely OK. By any other measure, this is a saga of fits and starts, and we can only hope for smoother sailing if the film inspires the sequels it clearly hopes to engender.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 10 Alonso Duralde
    Do not shelter yourself from the silliness of The Hurricane Heist. Put down your umbrella, throw your arms open wide and get soaked with its idiocy.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Alonso Duralde
    Awash in bold colors, bright patterns and ebullient kids, director Ava DuVernay’s new take on A Wrinkle in Time dazzles its way across time and space even if it doesn’t quite stick the landing.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Alonso Duralde
    Queer pundits will no doubt take “Love, Simon” to task for being too white, too cisgender, too heteronormative. And they won’t be wrong. But even if this is “Call Me By Your Name” through the lens of the Disney Channel, there’s a place in the culture for adolescent gay kids to enjoy the shiny, shallow, pop-song-infused coming-of-age stories that their straight peers consume on a daily basis.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 92 Alonso Duralde
    Fast and funny, filled with memorable characters, and able to balance slapstick and violence without spilling too far in either direction, this frenetic R-rated farce is that rare comic gem that lands on all the spaces without ever going to jail.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 35 Alonso Duralde
    Neither intelligent enough to be involving nor fun enough to be trashy, this is a movie that would only work if it were a little worse or a lot better.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 85 Alonso Duralde
    This is the sort of thriller that constantly sideswipes you with dream sequences and hallucinations, but if you’re willing to go on Ozon’s ride, it’s an unpredictable journey.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 88 Alonso Duralde
    When Black Panther works, it’s thrillingly alive, whether it’s the dazzling colors of the vivid costumes by Ruth E. Carter (“Selma”)...or the eclectic and vibrant music choices.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Alonso Duralde
    Aficionados of Nicholas Sparks movies may swoon over this film’s distressed T-shirts and kudzu-choked back roads, but lovers of love stories deserve much better.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 55 Alonso Duralde
    The third and final film in the Maze Runner series, subtitled “The Death Cure,” gets it half right as an action movie. The stunts, the explosions and the chases are all exciting and elaborately mounted; there’s just not much of a movie to go with them.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 45 Alonso Duralde
    There’s a mild chuckle every so often in Early Man...but overall the movie collapses in a heap of familiarity and lackadaisicalness. Park is an animation legend, but even the greats occasionally whiff it.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 70 Alonso Duralde
    Hardcore horror audiences won’t find much that’s frightening in Insidious: The Last Key — there’s not even that wonderfully unsettling shriek of violins under the title this time — but as a delivery system for more great work from Lin Shaye, it more than accomplishes its mission.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 65 Alonso Duralde
    Collet-Serra’s fourth team-up with Neeson, The Commuter, represents neither man’s finest work, but at its best, it suggests the snap and fun they’ve brought us before.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 88 Alonso Duralde
    If having pure fun at a “Star Wars” movie is wrong, I don’t want to be right. So for me, The Last Jedi falls right behind “The Empire Strikes Back” and maybe the original film in providing the thrills and the heartbreak, the heroism and villainy, and the romance and betrayal that makes these films such a treat even for those of us who can’t name all the planets or the alien species or even the Empire’s flunkies.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Alonso Duralde
    If you can get through the excess of characters, and the requisite butt jokes, car chase and tween pop songs, the film does keep both the physical and the verbal comedy coming at a steady pace.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Alonso Duralde
    The Post passes the trickiest tests of a historical drama: It makes us understand that decisions that have been validated by the lens of history were difficult ones to make in the moment, and it generates suspense over how all the pieces fell into place to make those decisions come to fruition.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Alonso Duralde
    First love is as much about hesitancy as it is about exuberance – maybe even more so – and Ivory and Guadagnino perfectly capture that sweet turmoil, aided by a gifted ensemble. This isn’t just an instant LGBT classic; this is one of the great movie love stories, for audiences of all stripes.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Alonso Duralde
    The results are an uncomfortable mixture of sanctimony and silliness.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Alonso Duralde
    If “Wonder Woman” provided a glimmer of hope that DC Comics movies might start looking, moving and sounding differently than before, Justice League plops us right back into “Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice” territory, albeit with a little more wit and humanity.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Alonso Duralde
    Giving the film credit where it’s due, Wonder never cheats in its pursuit of emotion. It’s never mawkish or manipulative, and its characters are so well-established both in the writing and in the performances that the movie ultimately does the hard work of earning those damp Kleenexes.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 20 Alonso Duralde
    Director Sean Anders (“Horrible Bosses 2”) and his co-writer John Morris (“We’re the Millers”) execute what are supposed to be the laughs with blunt force. The jokes announce themselves with heavy footsteps, and almost none of them land, stranding a talented cast with terrible material that they’re straining to sell.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 95 Alonso Duralde
    Gerwig has an eye for every step of this character’s journey, and in so doing, sets out on her own path toward what promises to be an exciting directorial career.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Alonso Duralde
    As a portrait of an author on the verge of a breakthrough, this is a run-of-the-mill, occasionally clumsy biopic; as for contextualizing Christmas, it never explains how it functioned before Dickens and only briefly mentions how it changed after him.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 25 Alonso Duralde
    Imagine an improv class where students sit in clusters, waiting for something funny to be said or to transpire, and you’ll have an idea of how this haphazard mess plays out.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 78 Alonso Duralde
    It’s not hard to imagine a young audience completely losing their minds over the thrills and action of Thor: Ragnarok, and then loving it all over again when they realize how funny it is.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Alonso Duralde
    Baumbach’s films may reflect a prickly brand of humanism, but they’re humane all the same. In an era of untrammeled cynicism, each new release feels like an all-too-brief moment of hope.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 78 Alonso Duralde
    As the story builds, these characters become richer and more complicated — and the stakes become more deadly — resulting in a movie with a delayed but no less potent dramatic punch.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Alonso Duralde
    Delightfully unpredictable and surprisingly shocking, this is the kind of wintry wickedness that will see you through both Halloween and Christmas, especially if you like those holiday flavors together.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 85 Alonso Duralde
    Blade Runner 2049 isn’t about what happens; it’s about what this terrifying and beautiful world — how could it not be, with Roger Deakins behind the camera — tells us about life and perception and reality.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 5 Alonso Duralde
    An utterly idiotic movie that uses social media as a conduit for witchcraft and mayhem.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Alonso Duralde
    No one’s going to accuse Goodbye Christopher Robin of subtlety or of rewriting the biopic rules, but it does dare to go darker than most films like it.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Alonso Duralde
    There’s nothing particularly world-shaking about Our Souls at Night, but it’s a nice movie about nice people finding love.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Alonso Duralde
    There’s not much to Victoria & Abdul, but as a delivery system for Judi Dench, it serves its purpose. Otherwise, it’s just Buckingham Palace fetishism cranked up to peak mumsy.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 60 Alonso Duralde
    Sixteen years later, 9/11 remains too touchy a subject for a movie as clumsy as 9/11 to get entirely right. And even if the film relies too much on the real-life horror of the actual event to loan it some gravitas, the performances touch the emotions honestly and deservedly.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Alonso Duralde
    Despite the powerhouse presence of Reese Witherspoon, this limp little midlife crisis comedy leaves out the comedy and the crisis, and it certainly never comes to life.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Alonso Duralde
    The film veers back and forth between the obvious and the ridiculous.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 95 Alonso Duralde
    There’s something here for lovers of all kinds of movies — even silents and musicals — but the director transcends mere pastiche to craft a work that feels like the product of our collective film-going subconscious.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 85 Alonso Duralde
    Downsizing sees Payne and Taylor working on a larger palette than usual, but like their shrunken characters, the filmmakers’ humor and their sharp observation of the human condition have survived the change in size and scope.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 55 Alonso Duralde
    The cast seems game, and perhaps they realize it’s on them to elevate the material, so the scenes between Reynolds and Jackson have some genuine snap to them, even though the dialogue and characterization are barely memorable.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 15 Alonso Duralde
    This is a movie full of characters you would walk away from at a cocktail party, engaging in the flattest brand of smart banter imaginable.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 70 Alonso Duralde
    Between Berry’s committed performance and the film’s brisk cocktail of dread and adrenaline, Kidnap makes for a rousing, if ridiculous, ride.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 62 Alonso Duralde
    Based on the best moments of Atomic Blonde, I would very much like to see a series of films in which Charlize Theron’s ruthless, brutal and glamorous secret agent dispatches a variety of Cold War-era enemies to the accompaniment of hit songs from the 80s.
    • 12 Metascore
    • 0 Alonso Duralde
    It is a soul-crushing disaster because it lacks humor, wit, ideas, visual style, compelling performances, a point of view or any other distinguishing characteristic that would make it anything but a complete waste of your time, not to mention that of the diligent animators who brought this catastrophe into being.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 97 Alonso Duralde
    Nolan has crafted a film that’s sensational in every sense of the word; it aims for both the heart and the head, to be sure, but arrives there via the central nervous system.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 70 Alonso Duralde
    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets might well represent the apotheosis of Besson’s singularly loony brand of filmmaking. It’s bonkers and gorgeous and confusing and thrilling and tiring and overflowing with ideas.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 Alonso Duralde
    You get flashes of the clever comedy this might have been — a funny line here, an amusing bit of business there, the occasional whiff of relevance — but it too often lumbers along, coasting on the backs of some very talented performers.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Alonso Duralde
    Even parents who found the earlier outings reasonably tolerable may find themselves making excuses to linger longer at the concession stand.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Alonso Duralde
    It’s not just the CG that’s visually impressive here; “War” boasts some extraordinary set pieces.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 70 Alonso Duralde
    While The Big Sick isn’t always a complete success — it’s another film bearing the name of Judd Apatow (he produced with Barry Mendel) that could stand to lose 15 or 20 minutes — it’s the kind of sweetly funny love story that’s so bizarre that it has to be real.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 20 Alonso Duralde
    If you’re here for the director’s trademark chaos editing (where fights go from points A to D to Q), toxic masculinity (and female objectification), comedy scenes rendered tragic (and vice versa), and general full-volume confusion, you’ll get all those things in abundance.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Alonso Duralde
    It’s lean and mean, focused and direct, and the jolts are both effective and well earned
    • 51 Metascore
    • 65 Alonso Duralde
    A sloppy, untossed salad of a comedy, Rough Night survives on funny bits and a game cast.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 55 Alonso Duralde
    As a spawner of merchandise, Cars 3 fires on all pistons but, as a movie, it’s a harmless but never stimulating 109 minutes.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 45 Alonso Duralde
    Somehow, the blistering comedy you would expect never quite manifests, and instead we get a lot of on-the-nose sermonizing and weak-tea social commentary.

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