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If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Two and a Half Men: Season 1: Episode 7

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Two And A Half Men

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

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CBS | Air Date: November 3, 2003

Starring: Blythe Danner, Conchata Ferrell, Charlie Sheen, Holland Taylor, Ashton Kutcher, Amber Tamblyn, Marin Hinkle, Jennifer Bini Taylor, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey, Clark Duke, Edan Alexander

Summary: Judith gets worried when Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who walks around his place half naked. Alan feels concern for Judith when she befriends the surfer girl.

Creator: Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn

Genre(s): Comedy

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Season 1 Episodes

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S1:E24. Can You Feel My Finger?
Air Date: May 24, 2004
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S1:E23. Just Like Buffalo
Air Date: May 17, 2004
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S1:E22. My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
Air Date: May 10, 2004

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  Air Date: September 20, 2010
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  Air Date: September 22, 2008
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  Air Date: September 19, 2005
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  Air Date: September 20, 2004
Season 1

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- Season 1 Overview
  Air Date: September 22, 2003
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  S1:E24. Can You Feel My Finger?
  Air Date: May 24, 2004
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  S1:E23. Just Like Buffalo
  Air Date: May 17, 2004
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  S1:E22. My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
  Air Date: May 10, 2004
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  S1:E21. No Sniffing, No Wowing
  Air Date: May 3, 2004
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  S1:E20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
  Air Date: April 19, 2004
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  S1:E19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
  Air Date: March 22, 2004
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  S1:E18. An Old Flame With a New Wick
  Air Date: March 1, 2004
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  S1:E17. Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
  Air Date: February 23, 2004
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  S1:E16. That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
  Air Date: February 16, 2004
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  S1:E15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
  Air Date: February 9, 2004
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  S1:E14. I Can't Afford Hyenas
  Air Date: February 2, 2004
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  S1:E13. Sara Like Puny Alan
  Air Date: January 12, 2004
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  S1:E12. Camel Filters + Pheromones
  Air Date: January 5, 2004
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  S1:E11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
  Air Date: December 15, 2003
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  S1:E10. Merry Thanksgiving
  Air Date: November 24, 2003
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  S1:E9. Phase One, Complete
  Air Date: November 17, 2003
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  S1:E8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
  Air Date: November 10, 2003
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  S1:E7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
  Air Date: November 3, 2003
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  S1:E6. Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
  Air Date: October 27, 2003
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  S1:E5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
  Air Date: October 20, 2003
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  S1:E4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
  Air Date: October 13, 2003
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  S1:E3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
  Air Date: October 6, 2003
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  S1:E2. Big Flappy Bastards
  Air Date: September 29, 2003
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  S1:E1. Pilot
  Air Date: September 22, 2003