The Long Hot Johnson

Name: The Long Hot Johnson
Genre: Comedy
Released: August 27, 2002

Son of the Beach: Season 3: Episode 11

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FX | Air Date: August 27, 2002

Summary: Notch's old wet nurse, Aunt Jizzy, and company come to him with stories of Klan activity in South Malibu Adjacent and a scheme led by the notorious Bull Cracker to cheat them out of their homes. Notch joins the all-white South Malibu Adjacent Country Club to find out the truth, with Jamaica posing as his fiancee. Bull and his boys are aboutNotch's old wet nurse, Aunt Jizzy, and company come to him with stories of Klan activity in South Malibu Adjacent and a scheme led by the notorious Bull Cracker to cheat them out of their homes. Notch joins the all-white South Malibu Adjacent Country Club to find out the truth, with Jamaica posing as his fiancee. Bull and his boys are about to make a move on Notch, Jamaica and Kimberlee, but they are rescued by a couple of unlikely allies: Bull's wife, Pussy Willow, and Porcelain. Also, Chip and B.J. try to help out by going undercover as a married brother and sister.… Expand

Genre(s): Comedy

Season 3 Episodes

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S3:E14. Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3)
Air Date: October 1, 2002
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S3:E13. Jailhouse Notch (2)
Air Date: September 24, 2002
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S3:E12. Taco Lips Now (1)
Air Date: September 17, 2002

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Series Overview
Season 3

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- Season 3 Overview
  Air Date: June 18, 2002
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  S3:E14. Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3)
  Air Date: October 1, 2002
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  S3:E13. Jailhouse Notch (2)
  Air Date: September 24, 2002
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  S3:E12. Taco Lips Now (1)
  Air Date: September 17, 2002
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  S3:E11. The Long Hot Johnson
  Air Date: August 27, 2002
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  S3:E10. Empty the Dragon
  Air Date: August 20, 2002
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  S3:E9. Godfather Knows Best
  Air Date: August 13, 2002
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  S3:E8. Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood
  Air Date: August 6, 2002
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  S3:E7. You Only Come Once
  Air Date: July 30, 2002
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  S3:E6. The Gay Team
  Air Date: July 23, 2002
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  S3:E5. Witness for the Prostitution
  Air Date: July 16, 2002
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  S3:E4. Three Days of the Condom
  Air Date: July 9, 2002
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  S3:E3. In the Line of Booty
  Air Date: July 2, 2002
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  S3:E2. Saturday Night Queefer
  Air Date: June 25, 2002
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  S3:E1. Penetration Island
  Air Date: June 18, 2002
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  S3:E1. Penetration Island, Part I
  Air Date: June 18, 2002
Season 2

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- Season 2 Overview
  Air Date: March 13, 2001
Season 1

71
- Season 1 Overview
  Air Date: March 14, 2000