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It's Not a Cow. It's a Guinea Pig.

Homeland Security USA: Season 1: Episode 3

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It's Not a Cow. It's a Guinea Pig.

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ABC | Air Date: January 27, 2009

Starring: Phillip Crowley

Summary: In Buffalo, a man sought by the Virginia police is denied entry to Canada. In Calexico, California, the contents of an SUV alarms border agents. In Texas, a woman takes extreme methods to match the photo on her fake ID. In New York City, an airline passenger complaining of stomach pains is taken to the hospital. In Miami, authoritiesIn Buffalo, a man sought by the Virginia police is denied entry to Canada. In Calexico, California, the contents of an SUV alarms border agents. In Texas, a woman takes extreme methods to match the photo on her fake ID. In New York City, an airline passenger complaining of stomach pains is taken to the hospital. In Miami, authorities seize a strange cargo.… Expand

Genre(s): Drama, Reality, Action & Adventure, Game Show

Season 1 Episodes

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S1:E13. Strip Clubs. Open on Thursday
Air Date: September 6, 2009
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S1:E12. Were You Actually on 'The Bachelor'?
Air Date: August 30, 2009
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S1:E11. There Goes Another Broken Heart Thanks to the CBP
Air Date: August 23, 2009

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Series Overview
Season 1

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- Season 1 Overview
  Air Date: January 6, 2009
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  S1:E13. Strip Clubs. Open on Thursday
  Air Date: September 6, 2009
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  S1:E12. Were You Actually on 'The Bachelor'?
  Air Date: August 30, 2009
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  S1:E11. There Goes Another Broken Heart Thanks to the CBP
  Air Date: August 23, 2009
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  S1:E10. We're a Nation of Immigrants. All of Us
  Air Date: August 16, 2009
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  S1:E9. What Kind of Grades Did You Get in Recess?
  Air Date: August 9, 2009
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  S1:E8. They Call Me the Rottweiler.
  Air Date: March 10, 2009
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  S1:E7. There Could Be a Tiger In There.
  Air Date: March 3, 2009
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  S1:E6. Manatees? Y'know. Whatever. They're Cool.
  Air Date: February 24, 2009
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  S1:E5. I Did One Stupid Mistake. It Cost my Whole Life.
  Air Date: February 17, 2009
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  S1:E4. These Are Human Skulls So They Had to Belong to Somebody
  Air Date: February 3, 2009
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  S1:E3. It's Not a Cow. It's a Guinea Pig.
  Air Date: January 27, 2009
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  S1:E2. Looks Like It's Been Through an Autopsy
  Air Date: January 13, 2009
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  S1:E1. This is Your Car On Drugs
  Air Date: January 6, 2009