The Ethel Merman Story

Name: The Ethel Merman Story
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Released: July 10, 1999
Cast: Carol Kane, Kaj-Erik Eriksen, Kevin Durand, William DeVry, Brian Kerwin

Beggars and Choosers: Season 1: Episode 5

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SHOWTIME | Air Date: July 10, 1999

Starring: Carol Kane, Kaj-Erik Eriksen, Kevin Durand, William DeVry, Brian Kerwin, Charlotte Ross, Isabella Hofmann, Colin Cunningham, Tuc Watkins, Sherri Saum, Paul Provenza, Bill Morey, Maria Canals, Justin Carroll, Christina Hendricks, William McNamara, Sheila Moore, Keegan Connor Tracy

Summary: Lori thinks that Nicky Krasnakov had a rival bumped off for threatening her, but she still can't resist the lure of potential big ratings and decides to sign the Russian mobster to a contract for miniseries rights to his life story. Rob is having a hard time dealing with Yolanda's Tourette's Syndrome-induced cursing on the set of PuertoLori thinks that Nicky Krasnakov had a rival bumped off for threatening her, but she still can't resist the lure of potential big ratings and decides to sign the Russian mobster to a contract for miniseries rights to his life story. Rob is having a hard time dealing with Yolanda's Tourette's Syndrome-induced cursing on the set of Puerto Vallarta. He's also found out that the transvestite hooker that sent E.L. into a coma has surfaced and he sends Malcolm to take care of it. Malcolm finds out that Larry/Lola has found out about the Ethel Merman movie project and wants to audition for the lead role. Yolanda wants to try out for the same role as well, not to mention Bea Arthur, who brought the project to LGT's attention in the first place. Rob takes a meeting with his daughter, Audrey, who's been sent by her boyfriend Parker Meridien to rehash proposals that Rob has already rejected. Rob gets a call from his wife, Cecile, informing him that her body temperature is now perfect for conceiving a baby, but when he gets home to make love with her, he is interrupted on several fronts. The latest Mountainmen script from Kendall Gifford is thrown on Rob's doorstep from a passing car. Network standards and practices execs deem the script inflammatory and unfilmable. When FBI agents show up and ransack Rob's home trying to find clues as to Kendall's whereabouts, Rob gets angry and calls L.L. to tell her he's shutting down production of The Mountainmen.… Expand

Genre(s): Comedy, Drama

Season 1 Episodes

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S1:E22. The Cherry Orchard (aka The Cherry Orchard, pt. 2)
Air Date: March 18, 2000
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S1:E21. Disinformed Sources
Air Date: March 11, 2000
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S1:E20. Fasten Your Seatbelts
Air Date: March 4, 2000

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Series Overview
Season 2

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- Season 2 Overview
  Air Date: June 27, 2000
Season 1

57
- Season 1 Overview
  Air Date: June 19, 1999
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  S1:E22. The Cherry Orchard (aka The Cherry Orchard, pt. 2)
  Air Date: March 18, 2000
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  S1:E21. Disinformed Sources
  Air Date: March 11, 2000
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  S1:E20. Fasten Your Seatbelts
  Air Date: March 4, 2000
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  S1:E19. Death in Malibu
  Air Date: February 26, 2000
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  S1:E18. Russian Roulette
  Air Date: February 19, 2000
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  S1:E17. Faith, Hope & Chastity
  Air Date: December 11, 1999
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  S1:E16. Always Leave 'Em Laughing
  Air Date: December 4, 1999
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  S1:E15. Star Whores
  Air Date: November 27, 1999
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  S1:E14. Don't Try This at Home
  Air Date: September 11, 1999
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  S1:E13. Shakedown in Puerto Vallarta
  Air Date: September 4, 1999
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  S1:E12. White Woman's Burden
  Air Date: August 28, 1999
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  S1:E11. Is It Good or Bad for the Jews?
  Air Date: August 21, 1999
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  S1:E10. Touched by an Angel
  Air Date: August 14, 1999
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  S1:E9. The Velvet Curtain
  Air Date: August 7, 1999
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  S1:E8. Unsafe Sex
  Air Date: July 31, 1999
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  S1:E7. Sex, Drugs & Videotape
  Air Date: July 24, 1999
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  S1:E6. The Deal
  Air Date: July 17, 1999
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  S1:E5. The Ethel Merman Story
  Air Date: July 10, 1999
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  S1:E4. The Hat Trick
  Air Date: July 3, 1999
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  S1:E3. Once More Unto the Breach
  Air Date: June 26, 1999
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  S1:E2. The Mountainmen (2)
  Air Date: June 19, 1999
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  S1:E1. The Mountainmen (1)
  Air Date: June 19, 1999