The New York Times' Scores

For 20,280 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 49% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 4.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Short Cuts
Lowest review score: 0 Gummo
Score distribution:
20280 movie reviews
  1. A rancid little nothing of a movie that baldly recycles plot elements of "There's Something About Mary."
  2. What should be a soufflé of gender-bending mischief is more like a bowl of oatmeal.
  3. May lead to a new axiom: success has many fathers, but failure has "Project Greenlight."
  4. You can't get more high-concept, or less plotted, than this, and Daddy Day Care is proof.
  5. The film falls far short of its goals, but it is a classic of sorts. It belongs in that Blockbuster on Mount Olympus, where pristine new copies of "I Changed My Sex," "Dracula's Dog," "Blackenstein" and "Battlefield Earth" play constantly.
  6. Even by the crude standards of teenage horror, Final Destination is dramatically flat.
  7. There are a few laughs, but I'm not sure that a comedy is supposed to make you recoil, which is what "Smoochy" does.
  8. Confuses an empty and derivative stylistic bravura with formal cleverness, and a sterile, mechanistic sensationalism with emotional intensity.
  9. The ending is meant to be clouded with ambiguity, but really it is unequivocally happy because it means the movie is over.
  10. The cast never has much chance to shine. And the main attraction is kept all too understandably under wraps.
  11. It lumbers from one scene to the next with the stop-and-start mistiming generally seen in the outtakes shown at the end of the "Cannonball Run" movies, which this picture resembles in spirit.
  12. The film's last half-hour -- or do I mean its final two weeks? -- is meant to keep the audience sniffling and sobbing uncontrollably, but the only thing likely to elicit tears is the sight of Mr. Reeves dressed in a white dinner jacket crooning "Time After Time."
    • 11 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Feels like a very long late-night comedy sketch that occasionally veers beyond tastelessness toward something worse.
  13. Nice, but that doesn't mean the film is worth anyone's time besides those of their families, friends, neighbors and the nice man from Connecticut who let them use his restaurant.
  14. Because all of this looks blatantly unreal, and because the timing of the shock effects is so haphazard, Dead Alive isn't especially scary or repulsive. Nor is it very funny. Long before it's over, the half-hour-plus bloodbath that is the climax of the film has become an interminable bore. [12 Feb 1993, p.C16]
    • The New York Times
  15. Ms. Paltrow is not the only star in the film who tries gamely to churn this cinematic glass of diluted skim milk into something resembling butter.
  16. Turns into a meticulously choreographed bang-by-the-numbers action fantasy that I would accuse of peddling evil if the film weren't so dumb and incoherent.
  17. An empty, farcical blood bath that's virtually shock-free except for one preposterous plot twist.
  18. The movie, like its lovers, is really two films smushed together in the faint hope that sheer incongruity can grind out laughter.
  19. An unsalvageable mess.
  20. Completed before the release of "American Beauty," this contrived, puffed up little picture nonetheless seems like a ripoff, perhaps because it mines the same tired assumptions and unexamined stereotypes about suburban family life.
  21. Return of the Jedi doesn't really end the trilogy as much as it brings it to a dead stop. The film...is by far the dimmest adventure of the lot.
  22. The movie is bulky and inarticulate, leaving behind a trail of wreckage and incoherence.
  23. Plays more like a nightmare than a dream, and an exceedingly unnerving one at that. Sam isn't just a prisoner of her parents' ambitions; like nearly everyone else in this film, she's a zombie, sleepwalking through life while Rome burns.
  24. What's disheartening is that an actress as fine as Ms. Linney has to endure the indignity of such excremental nonsense.
  25. In a culture apparently defined by lap dancing, ersatz architectural sublimity and the virtual contact of cyberspace, how do we know what is real? The Center of the World, for example, is as phony as can be.
  26. Juvenile comedy targets a gallery of imperfect women.
  27. A shell game passing as entertainment.
  28. Finally, a serial-killer movie so preposterous, so garnished with accidental laugh lines and absent essential narrative logic it may actually put a permanent kibosh on this tediously overworked crime subgenre. Here's hoping, at any rate.
  29. Relentlessly unpleasant film.

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