The New York Times' Scores

For 20,280 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 49% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 4.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Short Cuts
Lowest review score: 0 Gummo
Score distribution:
20280 movie reviews
  1. Bogus on every level, right down to its half-hearted trick ending.
  2. Rarely has a movie worked so hard to be so inconsequential.
  3. The heads may be dead, but at least they have a comical look.
  4. A weak-witted comedy.
  5. Mr. Baldwin's attack -- there's no better way to put it -- is unforgettable. He's the first shrunken narrator with a serial killer's swagger.
  6. The stripped-down narrative is almost an apology for the ludicrous story -- but it's just not enough of one.
  7. Ottman doesn't have the firm grasp of tone necessary to make his deliberate ambiguities seem other than simple confusion, nor the sense of humor necessary to turn the deliberate clichés into effective satire.
  8. There is an explanation for everything, but it is a long time coming and not worth the wait.
  9. The story is a clever sitcomy contraption, the dialogue is pedestrian.
  10. 54
    Years from now, if Mark Christopher's timid, meandering film 54 is spoken of at all, it will probably be lumped together with Whit Stillman's ''Last Days of Disco'' as one of two movies released in 1998 to bungle the same opportunity.
  11. The picture is so predictable that the bad acting becomes a distraction.
  12. High-school cafeteria soup has more flavor than this bland, tepid throwback.
  13. Still never having to say you're sorry.
  14. It's fleet- footed, merciless entertainment. But the mixture of laughs, bathos and brutality is a big turnoff.
  15. Drab and unenticing.
  16. With the dog days of August upon us, think of this dog of a movie as the cinematic equivalent of high humidity.
  17. (Patricia Arquette's) irritated reactions to her dire situation have all the force of a pet owner's whiny complaints when her feline refuses to use the cat box.
  18. Corny, suds-drenched movie. The kindest way of looking at this roughly patched-together story is as the cinematic equivalent of the music it memorializes.
  19. Desperately, depressingly in thrall to the Farrelly formula.
  20. Succumbs to its blockbuster ambitions and turns into a noisy, bloated mess.
  21. A supernatural soap opera.
  22. This bloated spectacle has all the get-up-and-go of one of the legendary late-era Elvis Presley concerts. The picture feels longer than Presley's career and as irrelevant as he was by the end.
  23. In the end, Loser disappoints.
  24. In the spring a monster's fancy lethally turns to thoughts of lust. This thought, reduced to a level contemptuous of taste and reasonable intelligence, underlies Species II.
  25. If Make a Wish is meant to be a parody, it lacks one essential element: humor. If it's meant to be a horror movie, it lacks the corresponding qualities of shock and suspense. It's almost enough to make "Friday the 13th" look like a masterpiece. Almost.
  26. Shot in smeary video, it sports the static, by-the-book camera work of a daytime soap-opera.
  27. As the movie methodically plods forward on a screenplay (by Shawn Slovo) consisting entirely of clichés and watered-down exposition, it becomes sadly apparent that its only reliable asset is the gorgeous view.
  28. A soulless compilation of thrills.
  29. Most of the meager charms of the chaotic romantic farce A Guy Thing spring from the deft comic contortions of Hollywood's ultimate nerdy sidekick, Jason Lee.
  30. All this is bizarre without being funny. [7 Jan 1994, p.C12]
    • The New York Times

Top Trailers