Austin Chronicle's Scores

For 8,787 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 41% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 57% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 The Searchers
Lowest review score: 0 Gummo
Score distribution:
8787 movie reviews
  1. Utterly pointless remake.
  2. A poor man's "Excalibur," but the fact of the matter is that the film displays far too little of the incisor-sharp wit and out-of-control mayhem readily available in the other two films. It just doesn't work.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Though the characters are unique and occasionally fun, they're paper-thin.
  3. Movies shouldn’t have to meet a PC checklist so they won’t offend – who wants that kind of cinema? – but when they poke you in the eye one too many times, it’s fair game to poke back.
  4. Tom Arnold and Anthony Anderson become an official comedy duo as they deliver an extraneous (and questionably funny) comedy riff, as they did in "Exit Wounds" over the film’s closing credits.
  5. Inoffensive and sporadically engrossing.
  6. Color of Night is yet another in a string of vapid, low-tension headaches passing for suspense thrillers (Fatal Attraction, Jennifer 8, Single White Female) that tries to go everywhere and, instead, goes nowhere. At all.
  7. Seems as though its reach is always exceeding its grasp...partly because Kasdan spreads himself a bit thin amongst the nine major characters he's working with.
  8. The movie's third act begins a baffling and not-very-believable character turnabout.
  9. It's hard to say that any other edit would be better, because Brothers by Blood is one single, grey mass to the bone, an unfortunate use of a sterling cast and a book that deserves a more textured retelling.
  10. Hollow, predictable, and too glitzy for its own good, The Fan never even makes it to first base.
  11. What could have been a worthy tribute becomes a by-the-numbers melodrama.
  12. There are some great sequences of just Tom and Jerry that feel like Tom and Jerry. There's just so much else, too much else, going on, and most of it involves the cast staring at animated animals added in post.
  13. Producer Joel Silver and Willis keep trying to remake Die Hard. This time they call in Top Gun director Scott. The result is mildly interesting, but there are so many weird and gratuitous scenes of insane violence that the effect is drained of impact.
  14. The end of the film edges toward camp, and the sudden arrival of surreal dream sequences threatens to push it over the side. The movie is more sophisticated when it’s not trying to be complex.
  15. Despite its best intentions, The Lost City of Z never finds itself, doomed to aimlessly wander to an unsatisfying conclusion of a dream that betrays the best of men.
  16. Amiable and proficient, this indie romantic comedy is never more or less than reliable.
  17. Watching this vaguely preternatural, shoddily animated interpretation of a beloved character parade around really makes you feel the disconnect between page and screen.
  18. Its vague stabs at moralizing and goofball shenanigans are an odd mix. It's not the high school experience I had, nor is it probably like yours.
  19. In one of those odd happenstances of cinema, The Beast shares those themes of processing romantic trauma through temporal displacement with Alice Lowe’s Monty Python-esque Timestalker: but La bête lacks its pithiness and humanity.
  20. Staged and stagy, this adaptation of Wendy MacLeod's play about family dysfunction and the "anti-Camelot" is a muddled, middling mess, despite a witty, top-drawer performance from Posey and a surprisingly comic turn from Spelling.
  21. Fails to create a seamless and believable web of measured performances and period color.
  22. The final takeaway isn’t tragedy. It’s histrionics.
  23. A muddled, gimpy mess, filled with the worst sort of Trek clichés and ill-timed humorous outbursts.
  24. They (Mirren and Southerland) give potent and particular performances, bright buoys at sea in an otherwise nondescript picture.
  25. The film gets there eventually, but one wishes it weren’t so timid about embracing the inherent schlockiness of the genre.
  26. A tedious mix of Reno 9-1-1 awkward humor and the queasy provocation in Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job!, it felt like Dupieux was trying too hard, and Deerskin feels like the injection of the leather obsession just never quite meshes with the rest of the story.
  27. Lee
    A model and artist’s muse turned photographer who shot unforgettable images of Europe at war, Miller was then largely forgotten by the establishment, until her son revived her work after her death in 1977. Underappreciated in her time, one wishes better for her than this underwhelming biopic.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    At the end, you feel dusty and worn and are prone to think of other talents who gave similar territory much more life.
  28. If you want to see a good comedy about a couple’s marital problems getting worked out through the course of a home invasion, check out "The Ref."

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