Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures | Release Date: December 15, 2017
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tai_fungJul 3, 2023
Just an absolute assassination of the character of Luke Skywalker. Literally an almost deliberate "eff you" to fans. Nothing redeeming about this movie.
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moviefanicJul 5, 2023
The worst star wars movie came out in 2017, when Rian Johnson put the middle finger to star wars fans and don't EVER, and I mean EVER listen to critics, or your money will be wasted on this garbage.
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AntiCringmoviesAug 27, 2023
Do you want to experience what was the nail on the coffin of the Star Wars franchise?
By all means then watch this movie.
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Joe_FridayDec 25, 2017
I'm a lifelong Star Wars, standing in lines for hours to buy tickets in the pre-internet days. It's with great sadness that I say that Last Jedi was a disappointment. It was overly long and bloated, wasting a good half hour on pointlessI'm a lifelong Star Wars, standing in lines for hours to buy tickets in the pre-internet days. It's with great sadness that I say that Last Jedi was a disappointment. It was overly long and bloated, wasting a good half hour on pointless scenes that the plot didn't need. Many scenes were literal recreations of pieces of Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi, and the superfluous casino scene looked like a CGI prequel nightmare right out of Phantom Menace. But the most disappointing was how the story destroyed the long time character of iconic characters to make them unrecognizable and unlikeable. I agree with Mark Hamill's statement when he honestly said, "This was not Luke Skywalker. I had to pretend that I was playing a different person." So much of this movie destroyed what had come before for no discernable benefit. And audiences have responded. The movie has dropped like rock in its second week after the initial premiere rush, with awful Batman v Superman type box office numbers. When a Star Wars film is being compared to a DC movies bomb, you know they did something wrong. I can only hope that JJ Abrams fixes some of the damage this movie has done to the Star Wars brand in the next film. Expand
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BoromirKaneDec 23, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I'm 34yo and I loved the originals when I was a kid, watched them over and over and equally loved the prequels! Despite the acting, the prequels had many redeeming qualities such as a story that greatly expanded the universe of starwars, epic and unique soundtracks and awesome lightsaber battles. The new trilogy has none of them, this latest edition least of all. My issues with this film summed up:
- Really bad jokes that felt shoehorned in. The iron space ship, seriously? Why take the mick out of Slave 1? - A Janitor storm trooper that knows all the weaknesses of all the stations and battleships. Terrible strategy First Order. Educating all your storm troopers in how to take them down, great for when they defect or get captured.
- Tracking through hyperspace!? OMG! wait, so how did Jango Fett and Boba Fett track their targets decades ago then? - So Ray doesn't need any training to become a Jedi it seems. She is naturally good with a lightsaber despite never training with one. - Luke's first instinct was to murder Kylo? He turned Vader back to the light so he knows it could be done. - How did Leia get back into the ship after her little space walk without it sucking everyone out?
- Could Kylo be any worse at fighting with a lightsaber?
- So lasers have a range in space? That makes sense. - Also why not send out the small strike craft Hux? Where were all your bombers and tie fighters? Seriously!
- The aiming of the giant AT-ATs was atrocious when shooting at the salt ski things, I don't know how they survived.
- Purple Giraffe General seemed to take an eternity before deciding to help stop the transport ships from getting shot down.
- Phasma was utterly useless again. - Far too many misleading moments, they felt so cheap.
- The whole trip to the casino planet seemed pointless. What did Finn and co achieve? Got captured twice and released some animals. Such a hero.
- Second film in the trilogy with a snow (sigh salt) planet base getting assaulted by walkers. - Who was Snoke? Where did he come from? What was he up to when the Emperor was calling the shots?
- Po was useless.
- The entire film was pointless, it was filled with pointless failed missions that did not further the story in any way.
- The falcon seems to be in prime condition despite its age and obvious poor condition in the original trilogy.
- Far far far too many last minute save the day moments!! - Poor unmemorable soundtrack. Equally as bad as the Force Awakened, if not worse. It is obvious this trilogy has been designed for the sole purpose of making money. Forget telling a great story, it seems Disney only cares about the money. It has been dumbed down to cater for the younger generation at the expense of the older generation that grew up with Star Wars. Makes sense as a business point of view, after all they will out live us oldens. For the record though, I loved Rogue One!
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GobloxJan 30, 2018
Not much more to add to the 3000+ negative reviews. Too many flaws to name. The one positive is at least now George Lucas didn't direct the worst Star Wars movie to date.
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DeConnieDec 21, 2017
One of the worst movies I’ve ever watched. Terrible script, dialogues, story, heroes and villains. Were all the critics paid by Disney? I really dont understand how this trash is getting those high scores.
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helpermonkeyDec 22, 2017
One word - Consistency. Disney, Rian Johnson and anybody involved with this nonsense of a film should look it up. I don't care if you want to make Luke a depressed grump, throw the Jedi/Sith concepts in the trash and totally disregard allOne word - Consistency. Disney, Rian Johnson and anybody involved with this nonsense of a film should look it up. I don't care if you want to make Luke a depressed grump, throw the Jedi/Sith concepts in the trash and totally disregard all plot and character points from the previous film in the series. It's stupid but if that's what you want to do then fine. As long as these drastic changes have reasons behind them and as long as those reasons are *consistent* with the existing story, plot and characters then it's all good. If you pivot everything toward these ridiculous (and boring) new plot points and character personalities while giving reasons that are *also inconsistent* with the established story thread, then you're just being flat out lazy. It's basic story telling FFS. Expand
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DovahnoobJan 15, 2018
I enjoyed Force Awakens but this not so much. Without going into spoilers, some of the choices made were kind of stupid and you will see why when you watch it.

It's worth noting that I haven't not enjoyed a Star Wars film until this one.
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Isaacssv558Dec 21, 2017
A grand disappointment. Not faithful to the lore, setting, characters, theme, story, or legacy of the original trilogy. If the writer's goal was to make a worse script than the prequel's, then congratulations. They succeeded.
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gankbangerSep 30, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie does not feel like a Star Wars movie. Well established universe rules get broken, some of the lore (casino planet) feels more like The 5th Element than Star Wars. But the worse of all is the constant failed attempts at humor. I got pulled out of the immersion 3 minutes into the movie: There is a yo-mamma "joke". Comedy does not get any better as the movies goes on, with a borderline Spaceballs scene included (https://i.imgur.com/VkxjYnE.gif). The final nail in the coffin was the Luke Skywalker's character assassination. Expand
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80sChildDec 23, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. It's an awful film, not because of the acting, but from the horrendously bad writing of Rian Johnson. Forced humor that drains the tension from the film is everywhere along with the obvious characters/creatures created purely for merchandising. The First Order went from being a Galaxy threatening force to just a few ships that can't catch, destroy or out maneuver Rebel ships. Huxley is now a buffoon, existing for no other reason than forced comedy. Phasma is just as underused and pointless as ever. Rey is even more of a Mary Sue than before, she's better at everything than anybody else in the galaxy, never needs training and therefore there is no danger or tension any time she's on screen. Mark Hamill plays someone called Luke, but it's definitely not Luke Skywalker from the original trilogy. Snoke, the big mysterious bad guy is literally wasted. Leia is Mary Poppins as she flies through the vacuum of space. Fin and Rose are absolutely pointless in this film, their whole side adventure is poorly written and serves no purpose. Benicio Del Toro is wasted, like everyone else. How Rian Johnson handled Luke is just a middle finger to fans.

Rian Johnson doesn't understand how the vacuum of space works. Ships (bombers) move slowly through space even though weight has no bearing on speed at sub light. Rebel ships are "faster" than First Order ships, but they only get outside of firing range and then match speed...? Leia opens a door to the destroyed bridge and the hallway with people in it does not explosively decompress. ???

The whole movie is a long, boring chase sequence in space that is the most disrespecting and poorly written dumpster fire in Hollywood history. You're not missing anything if you haven't seen it. It's trash and Rian Johnson should be banned from the franchise.
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SpiRoMar 11, 2018
This movie is so bad that it resembles parody more than the real deal. It feels like a mockery of Star Wars franchise. I am pretty sure it destroyed Star Wars legacy for this and future generations...
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ukiDec 22, 2017
Dear Luke Skywalker
I have known you my entire life and last night I didn't recognize you. They have stripped you of all your prestige and turned you into a grumpy old man. You have destroyed Death Stars, brought back into the light Darth
Dear Luke Skywalker
I have known you my entire life and last night I didn't recognize you. They have stripped you of all your prestige and turned you into a grumpy old man. You have destroyed Death Stars, brought back into the light Darth Vader and beaten the most powerful Sith Lord ever. Last night I watched you Milk a sea cow and throw over your should the light saber which once belonged to your father. The one attached to the hand you lost..

The last jedi destroyed amazing story arcs which we have spent the last two years debating and 30 years dreaming out -Who is Snoke... doesn't matter -Who are Rey's parents.... doesn't matter -who are the knight of Ren... doesn't matter Who is captain phasma.... doesn't matter
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NaliyaDec 22, 2017
Erratic and messy execution and build up of the story/plot. Preachy when it comes to morality. Characters that simply aren't engaging, as they have little if any personality. Sloppy dialogue. I could go on... Horrendous. Wish I could unsee it.
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timotiyongFeb 13, 2018
This movie is not Star Wars for me. It's some kind of action-comedy with an extremely stupid plot. The characters are boring and annoying. There is zero tension and excitement.
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Ml3805Feb 21, 2018
This movie is a slap in the face to fans of the original trilogy. Disney is running this franchise into the ground.
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bigscreen454Jan 29, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. George Lucas has his revenge now that Rian Johnson has made the worst Star Wars film of all time.

After the prequels were completed, George Lucas refused to make another Star Wars film. The fans were upset about the CG in the film and upset that George Lucas felt that Jar Jar Binks was a great character - the fans thought Jar Jar was annoying. After seeing The Last Jedi, however, I only have one thing to say, “George Lucas, you are forgiven.” It is only fitting that George Lucas has his revenge and make his hero’s journey triumphant to Star Wars and that the fans are more upset with Rian Johnson who was given almost full artistic control of the script mess that is The Last Jedi.

After viewing The Last Jedi I felt like quoting Ben Kenobi, “I sensed as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.” It's also as if a fandom was upset, if only slightly because it is the greatest franchise in history, and it seemed like the script was written by a man who is not a Star Wars fan.

The script is what I feel to be the biggest problem with the film. The character ‘modification’ of Luke, everyone’s favorite Jedi is unnecessary to advance the plot. In this ‘exciting’ script, Luke goes against the Jedi way and apparently tries to kill Leia’s defenseless child and later is reduced to a weak old geezer who’s daily chore is to milk an alien space cow for greenish milk so that he could drink it in a glamorous way like the Got Milk commercials so that the audience would think its ‘funny’. Let me tell you something Rian, having the greatest Jedi of all time drink green milk in a glamorous way is not ’funny’ lol. Actually, I’m laughing that it will probably be the highlight of the film and should have been in the trailer, but I do find this lack of character continuity disturbing. Another problem is that Chewy is a morbid porg killer which also seems unnecessary to advance the plot and out of character, eating the cute pets that live in the Millenium Falcon. All of these story elements just don’t seem very Disney, tho they bought the Star Wars Franchise and they do have the right to totally mess up Star Wars if they desire, which I am sure is their complete diabolical vision for Star Wars. Perhaps most interesting of my theatre experience of watching The Last Jedi wasn’t on screen, but it was something I’ve never seen before. A man was on his cell phone the entire time in the theatre and nobody said anything. He left halfway thru but then came back for some reason just to surf on his cellphone during the movie. Its as if he didn’t want to leave but also didn’t want to partially miss the movie while looking up from his cellphone every 15 minutes. I am surprised no one said anything to him about his cell phone during the film but now I empathize with him and I’m sure the whole audience understands now what he understood then. This film is an entire snooze-fest.
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dslimpullsDec 19, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. FYI: I'm not a bot John Campea/Collider Crew... Watched the film twice. The first time I was overwhelmed by what I saw so I knew I needed to see it again. After I watched it for a second time I started to have real issues with it besides Luke's character arc. Major plot points set up in TFA are never answered or just brushed to the side... The logic of Star Wars was completely changed... Somehow force ghosts can affect the world, and you no longer need training to use the force in advanced ways... Hell, even LEIA CAN SOMEHOW FLY THROUGH SPACE... HOW?? Also the writing in this film is poor... Finn's storyline could've been cut out with Rey doing actual training. Instead we got forced political themes like animal cruelty and capitalism.. Which is completely funny because it's DISNEY... The company that is turning into a monopoly... Anyways, the movie was visually stunning and felt like Star Wars, but the fact that the characters haven't progressed at all in this second film makes me less excited for the finale of the trilogy. Also... Luke milking **** WHY!!!!!! Expand
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Jacque0303Dec 20, 2017
Once again, Disney revealed their lack of respect for story-telling craftsmanship. Rian Johnson can keep on lying to himself, but the audiences will always tell the truth.
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tjr3513Dec 20, 2017
This movie is so poorly written and has so many plot holes and out of place jokes it hard to feel any emotion whatsoever. Seriously, I can think of at least a dozen story breaking plot holes just off top of my head!
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CWolfe_Dec 21, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Fun to watch, but couldn't respect it in the morning. Can forigve plot-contrived boring matrix-keymaster adventures, and the deliberately-withheld info that made them possible, or even the Neo SuperLeia, but it was anticlimactic with so many missed opportunities (for a moment we thought we were about to have a really great climax that would make up for being cheated out of a really cool mentor/pupil relationship or training story -or any strong plot really) but eh, what a letdown. Expand
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JohnnyJusticeDec 22, 2017
Not ONE single bad review by a critic? WTF? This not a good movie... at all. Plain and simple. I'm still baffled what they did to the characters. It's just... WTF?

If you care about Star Wars, avoid. If you don't care about Star Wars but
Not ONE single bad review by a critic? WTF? This not a good movie... at all. Plain and simple. I'm still baffled what they did to the characters. It's just... WTF?

If you care about Star Wars, avoid.
If you don't care about Star Wars but appreciate a good Science Fiction Adventure, avoid.
If you hate Star Wars but somehow watched all other star wars films nonetheless... well give it a try, it could be finally the Star Wars you like.
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NomarDec 22, 2017
Wow, even a week after seeing this film I still can’t seem to get the stench out of my head. How could anyone give this movie a good rating? I’m not even giving unfair criticism-it just truly sucks. From the plot holes, unbelievableWow, even a week after seeing this film I still can’t seem to get the stench out of my head. How could anyone give this movie a good rating? I’m not even giving unfair criticism-it just truly sucks. From the plot holes, unbelievable situations, horrible science, lame dialogue, useless characters, and terrible jokes - really, what is there to like? Expand
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G1ggl3sDec 22, 2017
This movie is actually riduclouse. I'll try to keep my review spoiler free. Let's start with the beginning. So apparently in like a 1 month time frame or something the Resistance has gone from a tremendous victory against an already crumblingThis movie is actually riduclouse. I'll try to keep my review spoiler free. Let's start with the beginning. So apparently in like a 1 month time frame or something the Resistance has gone from a tremendous victory against an already crumbling successor to the Empire to being almost completely and utterly wiped out and is in flight for its life. That already is a preposterous set up.

Then, also, Leia, for some reason, some how, with no explanation, is all of a sudden a competent Force user and manages to save her life and doing other fancy things using the Force. Then the movie is 152 minutes long, that's not bad in itself but most of the movie is filler. It was like they reached the 2 hour mark and the director was like "this isn't long enough, let's add a new sub-plot that leads to absolutely nowhere and accomplished almost literally nothing." That's right, the whole Finn-Rose ark is actually completely pointless and nothing comes of it whatsoever, and it's probably almost a third of the movie.

Also the director has apparently never heard of character death. So many points in this movie would be improved if some protagonist died or made a sacrifice or things fell through. However every single time this is about to happen, even after you think it happens, everything turns out fine because plot armor. There are multiple points where characters should in no reasonable way been able to do what they did or survive what happened but hey, they're the good guys, so they gotta live.

If this movie was 45 minutes shorter and they cut out the utterly pointless Finn-Rose ark I would have given it a 5 instead.
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JustbecauseTLJDec 23, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I'll just list the mind boggling plot holes that are enraging.

Rebel ships can go slower or faster in space where there is no weight, gravity or inertia. Having to constantly burn fuel, even when not accelerating. Bombs dropping from bombers without gravity (maybe propulsion down?? maybe). FO ships can just light jump ahead or out and back in to catch the rebels. FO bombardment shots rising and falling as they are magically pulled down by gravity in space.
Allowing your entire fleet to die one at a time instead of jumping in 4 different directions. The big ship won't track them all and they knew they were being tracked. FLYING **** LEIA.
PURPLE HAIR LESBIAN NOT SAYING A THING TO POEabout her dumb plan(who is suppose to be their lead fighter commander, a senior(ish) officer in general, and the information is not dangerous at all. The Finn and Rose plotline is a horrendous sideshow which acts as its own crappy kid's movie. Adds nothing to the plot and makes no sense. How can Rey swim when she grew up on a sand, desert planet?
Why did luke leave a map for people to find him, if he went to die?
I GUESS THE RESISTENCE WAS AND IS THE REPUBLIC AND THEY CONSIST OF JUST 5 PLANETS FROM TFA AND 4 SPACE SHIPS. where is the galactic outrage or swelling of troops from the starkiller base attack on the republic? Where is the republic fleets and soldiers and other planets? You're telling me in a matter of days or weeks the first order conquered the galaxy? Luke wanting to kill Kylo, when he wouldnt even turn on his evil dad and it actually worked turning the good inside of him back out. So no reason he wouldnt pursue the good in kylo. THE LACK OF BATTLES THAT ARE MEANINGFUL OR VISUAL OR ACTION PACKED.
oh our plan is to run, then run to a planet and hide behind a door... how retarded... but a purple haired lesbian did concieve it.
IN ROGUE ONE THE REBEL SHIPS JUMP TO LIGHT SPEED AND CRASH INTO THE STAR DESTROYER, BUT NOW A SHIP CAN JUMP TO HYPERDRIVE AND DECIMATE AN ENTIRE FLEET. people will say it is because its a bigger more shielded ship, but Snoke's ship is way way bigger than it, just like in rogue one. Total **** and if one ship can do that, it woulda been done in losing battles years ago. Why not hyperdrive thru the death star? STUPID!
Why didnt the FO just hyperdrive in the 30 seconds or so they knew what holdo was going to do?
Porgs and Sea cow tit milk....
The DJ character knowing about the rebel plan... impossible. The fact that the FO couldnt even see, scan or hypothesize what the rebels were doing running to a planet, also asinine.
THE AVATAR PROJECTION LUKE AND BATTLE...dumb and meant to trick by deus ex machina
Rose turning around and catching up to side swipe Finn impossible.
Rose and Finn not dying in the crash or from subsequent AT-AT fire... dumb
Rose and finn love affair...dumb
Finn dragging fatass shrek back thru the battlefield to the base dumb. So much **** dumb dumb dumb. So much more, but Im out of patience. Total, utter **** especially for star wars. Logically and rationally unsound.
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geometryofloveDec 23, 2017
A film that does not go anywhere, where are the gentlemen who accompanied Kylo Ren ?, who **** is SNOKE ?, Parents of REY drunken junkies ?, really a movie written with the buttocks, boring, tedious, childish, personals that were notA film that does not go anywhere, where are the gentlemen who accompanied Kylo Ren ?, who **** is SNOKE ?, Parents of REY drunken junkies ?, really a movie written with the buttocks, boring, tedious, childish, personals that were not important in episode seven here are totally forgotten, the stupid director and scriptwriter for worse should be fired, hopefully JJ ADAMS fix the **** and movie garbage that they left him. Expand
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vgates14Dec 30, 2017
Things that were good in this movie : Benecio Del Toro
Things that were bad in this movie : The directing, length of film, how cheezy/ predictable the script was. The Nostalgia blinds a lot of critics but this movie and its predecessor in
Things that were good in this movie : Benecio Del Toro
Things that were bad in this movie : The directing, length of film, how cheezy/ predictable the script was. The Nostalgia blinds a lot of critics but this movie and its predecessor in this trilogy when looked through a truly objective lens, aren't that good.
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TimothyGJan 9, 2018
Very disappointed in this film. Most of the plot points could have been done in the opening crawl. But the film is not all bad the SFX are good and there is a lot of stuff blowing up. After watching this film I don't think the people behindVery disappointed in this film. Most of the plot points could have been done in the opening crawl. But the film is not all bad the SFX are good and there is a lot of stuff blowing up. After watching this film I don't think the people behind it are Star Wars fans. Expand
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AnabelotakuJan 11, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. La pelicula no me ha gustado nada. Se ha hablado demasiado en la pelicula, no ha sido nada epico, ha habido cosas que no tienen sentido o se contradicen. Por ejemplo, un cañon de la estrella de la muerte en vez de cargarse al planeta entero hace un agujero super chico en la puerta; una nave super pequeña se carga a una super grande; luke skywalker ha estado entrenando con yoda durante dos pelis para ser jedi y aun no lo es, y rey entrenando en menos de 10 minutos ha levantado uma pedazo piedra y es jedi. Ademas, sobra 1 hora de peli. Gran parte de la peli es relleno. En resumen, aburrida. Expand
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zenxpowertJan 15, 2018
What a disgrace, the movie is so bad and so many scene make no sense, its like they took the director and writter of frozen and told him to make a star wars movie, this is what you get. A pile of trash.
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ArquireJan 16, 2018
The movie was visually stunning, but it has many problems. Firstly, I was bored. Finn and Rose are useless, Rey is a boring protagonist, hooks from TFA were dropped.

Moreover, the more I think about the movie, I get the impression that the
The movie was visually stunning, but it has many problems. Firstly, I was bored. Finn and Rose are useless, Rey is a boring protagonist, hooks from TFA were dropped.

Moreover, the more I think about the movie, I get the impression that the director actively dislikes the Star Wars IP and wanted to subvert all of its tropes and undermine the established characters. I took off an extra point for that. I'd be able to withstand the movie if it was just boring, but I will now make a conscious choice to never go to another star wars film in theaters.
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Nancycarter5454Feb 11, 2018
It makes you wonder if the critics get paid to give excellent reviews - the Star Wars films are on a downward spiral and you will leave very disappointed at the end of this movie.
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dNizerFeb 25, 2018
Simply the worst star wars movie ever made :(
Kylo ren is a comedy vilan, not like vader. That's sad. Nobody that see this movie, or ep. 7 can take kylo serious. It's just a boring "bad" guy.
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23GMar 3, 2018
I don't mind the overly stuffed direction they took with the story. The problem lies in the fact that it felt more like watching space balls than watching a star wars movie. It was a joke, start to finish. Built to sell toys and create spinI don't mind the overly stuffed direction they took with the story. The problem lies in the fact that it felt more like watching space balls than watching a star wars movie. It was a joke, start to finish. Built to sell toys and create spin offs for disney. Nothing felt like it had any weight. We weren't given any reason to care about any of the plot elements. The characters from force awakens have seemingly turned into completely new characters, void of any of their previous traits. As a serious star wars fan, this was a disappointment possibly even greater than the **** prequels we were subjected to. Expand
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tigs77ukMar 5, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Not only an awful movie in it’s own right, but an absolutely Terrible Star Wars film. If you are a true Star Wars aficionado you will hate this movie with a passion that can only be matched by the Phantom Menace. Established canon is ignored and Luke Skywalker's character is butchered beyond recognition by Johnson. I spent the entire movie waiting to see "Jedi Master" Luke kick dark side butt and although Hamill gives a great performance even he can't lift the absolutely terrible story Johnson has written for him. I very much agree with Hamill that I fundamentally disagree with every choice he made for Luke's character. For gods sake Rian, didn't you think it might be a good idea to listen to a man who pretty much IS Star Wars? For a movie with so much potential you are left feeling that Rian Johnson made a list of the top 100 ways to infuriate the fans and included every single one into this absolute pile of dross. Sure its funny in parts and the Porgs are cute as a button, but despite a good performance by Ridley, Rey's character is yawn worthy and appears to suddenly be gifted the powers of a Jedi Master without any kind of training. Given that the Skywalker family are more or less born of the force and none of them could magically attain their powers this seems like utter crap and will leave you frustrated and despondent. I was so looking forward to Luke "passing on what he has learned" but Johnson somehow didn't seem to think that this was necessary either! The casino scene is utterly pointless and reeks of the over the top CGI nonsense of the Prequels. Rose is also an irritating and unnecessary character who does as much to ruin the film as Young Anakin did in Episode I. I actually wanted to slap her after the line "Now it’s worth it" As if those creatures are actually going to go free. The bad guys have speeders and starships you stupid girl! Johnson didn't seem to know what to do with Finn's character and seems to have written in a totally arbitrary side story just to give him a part, which is a shame as I loved the chemistry between him and Rey in Force Awakens and there was so much opportunity to develop it further in this movie. In fact on reflection I agree with many other fans that this movie is as bad a Star Wars movie, if not worse, than the prequels (maybe not episode I) and really sticks its fingers up to the established canon of the original trilogy and the expanded universe as a whole, which in my view is absolutely unforgivable. Since when could blue glowies interact with normal matter! And are you really suggesting that a Jedi Master as powerful as Luke Skywalker supposedly is could magically die just because he was projecting himself using the force... Utter utter **** No expanded universe author would get away with doing this so how has Rian Johnson been allowed. When are Disney going to learn not to fix what ain't broke! Snoke is killed off far too easily and its frustrating beyond belief that we don't learn his identity (I think all the fans were hoping for Darth Plagus which would have tied in beautifully with the prequels and explained how there was suddenly this ultra powerful Sith Lord floating about) The chase between the First Order and the rebel fleet is ridiculous beyond belief, ignores the laws of Physics and leaves so many plot holes that you will find yourself bored and frustrated, since when were Mon Calamari cruisers supposed to be so fast? and why is it that Medical Frigates and other support ships seem to also be magically gifted this power just by virtue of being associated with them? Whilst its truly great to have more strong female characters and I would have loved to have seen more of "Jedi" Leia, Vice Admiral Holdo is arrogant and incompetent and you are left feeling that she is a "stupid woman" rather than the strong female leader they should have given us. Mon Mothma would never have been so arrogant or idiotic! The whole escape could have gone much more simply had she just revealed her plan from the get-go instead of pointlessly frustrating Poe. How dare Rian Johnson call himself a Fan! Please Disney don't let him anywhere near the Star Wars universe ever again. The critic that claimed that this movie was just as good as Empire should be taken outside and shot for getting our hopes up. Comparing Irvin Kershner's masterpiece to this utter nonsense is nothing short of blasphemy. Expand
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Ulisse79Mar 6, 2018
Not only it's a really bad movie, but it creates huge plotholes in the original trilogy (I'm referring to the hyperspace issue), while also mocking the fans: the characters of the original saga are unrecognizable and literally used asNot only it's a really bad movie, but it creates huge plotholes in the original trilogy (I'm referring to the hyperspace issue), while also mocking the fans: the characters of the original saga are unrecognizable and literally used as disposable tools to further some kind of political agenda and to try to make the new characters (that range from boring to pointless) look good. It was so bad that, for the first time in my life, I find myself having absolutely no interest whatsoever in seeing the next Star Wars movie. Expand
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V1tam1NMar 17, 2018
Imagine watching the final season of GOT - and the queen of dragons doesnt give a f... about the iron throne. This is Luke in the Last Jedi - bad story telling.
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theflsMay 29, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. No respect for fan expectations. No respect for the source material. Just because you make unexpected turns in the plot doesn't make it good. Using one of the most loved universes to employ TOTALLY BIASED political views. Several plot-holes. Character development comparable to a child's essay with no reasoning behind it. This movie clearly even disregards The Force Awakens and ignores stepping stones created by it. This is a disaster. Expand
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joshbreviewsJun 12, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. 1 point for great visuals.

Another point for sound design. Great music and great sound effects. That's it. Everything else about this movie is atrocious. TLJ is literally one of the worst movies I've ever watched in my life. It's not even about it being a bad Star Wars movie, it's just a bad movie PERIOD.

The plot is nonsensical and the characters are very poorly written. There is so much wrong with this movie 5000 characters won't cut it. If you wanna know how truly awful this movie is, go on YouTube and just type "The Last Jedi Review" and you'll see how garbage this thing is.

This movie is so poorly written that you will literally feel insulted when you watch it. You'll ask yourself "is this how stupid Star Wars' producers think we are, that we'll eat up this garbage?"

It's like the SW board of directors got together, made a long list of things they wanna see in TLJ, and then told the production team "make sure everything in that list is in there; nothing else matters. Butcher the story if you have to just make sure this list is complete".

Awful. It's so bad that I'm literally not gonna watch anymore SW movies. SW movies were never AMAZING to begin with or anything, but they were NEVER.THIS.BAD.
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ThatOneNerdyGuyOct 2, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The award of most disappointing movie goes to... This pile of crap! what a mess my god... rey still has no weaknesses, luke is a coward FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE and just dies on a rock, yep he dies on a rock, let me say this again, luke skywalker... dies on a rock. there are 2 good scenes near the end of the second act of course being the throne room fight and the hyperspace scene, which of course adds a plot hole for the rest of the series, same with space fuel, yeah critics gave this a 10. now, on to snokes death. 2 weeks before the movie director rian jhonson literally said in a interview snoke is more powerful than darth vader and the emperor COMBINED. and he just dies. that's it.
ok, this review was satire PLEASE tell me no one took this seriously
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AaronStrong667Dec 23, 2018
This movie is terrible. Do NOT waste your time watching even a second of it. You are better off drowning yourself in raw sewage, no joke.
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ArminDec 22, 2017
Major plot holes and misses basic logic about the star wars universe. Apparently anyone with zero jedi training is able to master the force within seconds of screen-time. If I were to also treat this as non-star wars movie, it has terribleMajor plot holes and misses basic logic about the star wars universe. Apparently anyone with zero jedi training is able to master the force within seconds of screen-time. If I were to also treat this as non-star wars movie, it has terrible character development, unstructured plot, and terrible dialogue. Expand
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zupergozerDec 23, 2017
I wasn't a fan of the last movie, so I went into this one with extremely low expectations. But somehow the movie managed to be absolutely worse than I had expected. The dialogue was poor, the characters stale, plot holes all over the bloodyI wasn't a fan of the last movie, so I went into this one with extremely low expectations. But somehow the movie managed to be absolutely worse than I had expected. The dialogue was poor, the characters stale, plot holes all over the bloody place. In general really disappointed with this movie and the turn that the movie industry has taken Expand
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fredjesusDec 22, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. pior filme da saga, honestamente espero que retirem ele da cronologia, alem de falhas gritantes de roteiro o filme é longo e cansativo, com dezenas de plots resolvidos por um deus EX machina fora a total falta de respeitos com os personagens clássicos Expand
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derkreatorMar 13, 2018
Everything what's wrong with the movie industry these days. Absolute disgrace.
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jperez2003usMar 6, 2018
The worst part about this movie is not that it's a poorly written movie with terrible (or non-existant) character arcs, poor plot, out of place humor or ham-fisted political commentary. It's not even that it ignores established Star Wars
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Mattocaster2Dec 20, 2017
The writing has been dumbed down so much to appeal to kids and not adults, which isnt what originally made star wars popular, visually Its beautiful, but after that there is a serious amount of cringe. Every situation has only one possibleThe writing has been dumbed down so much to appeal to kids and not adults, which isnt what originally made star wars popular, visually Its beautiful, but after that there is a serious amount of cringe. Every situation has only one possible solution that seems impossible, and they foil it every-time, which becomes monotonous and anticlimactic, after the third act you're dying for the credits, but it drags it out with not much to show for it. The old films visually age, but the music and the bare bones story hold up over time, at the moment this new film looks beautiful and in terms of sounds, sounds fantastic. But it 20 years the story will still be **** and will visually have aged. Expand
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GunganFeb 12, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. MY EYEBALLS ENJOYED WATCHING IT, BUT MY BRAIN WOULDN'T LET ME REALLY LIKE IT.

I went into this movie with zero opinions. Didn't read anything about it, didn't follow it at all.

The greatest improvement of The Last Jedi over The Force Awakens is that it didn't copy it's original trilogy counterpart as much, though there were still plenty of plagiarized scenes with throw away lines that tried to unconvincingly tell you that this is totally not the same as Empire.

The visuals were gorgeous, and there were a couple of real heartwarming moments, but once you've seen it, your mind will start to review what you've seen and come to the conclusion that in all other ways this movie is basically a tire fire.

Mark Hamill's return as the grumpy old Luke-alike was well done and I thoroughly enjoyed him, as long as you ignore that all of the events leading up to his self-exile were an enormous character assassination.

Rey is more of a Mary Sue now than even the definition of the trope can explain because it's amplified by her ridiculous mastery of the Force... but she is charming, like a Mary Sue should be.

Finn and Rose's entire subplot might as well not exist and the movie would have been better served using the 40 minutes of that on actually making the rest good and filling in the plot chasms.

Poe Dameron was OK. Under the circumstances he was behaving like any critically thinking person should, even though the movie will try to tell you otherwise.

The writing, structure, and editing of this movie is easily the worst of any Star Wars. Cringe worthy lines occur regularly, and stupid jokes that break dramatic scenes and then don't land well for most of the audience are sprinkled throughout. Character development is basically non-existent for anybody, new or old. It basically insults your intelligence but you don't notice at the time because of the eye candy.

World building that keeps the fantastical elements of Star Wars within reason and believable has gone completely out the window for the sake of spectacle. I guess if you wanted to distance your Star Wars from old Star Wars you would do something like this movie, but it can't even maintain continuity within itself, let alone from its direct prequel. It breaks all of the rules of Star Wars that keep it grounded in a believable world. It's like the director looked at what was done before, lit it all on fire, and wrote his own fan fiction.

Plot points and teasers set up in Force Awakens go untouched, or blatantly discarded. Who's Snoke and where did he come from? Doesn't matter, he's out. Rey's parents? Forget it, they are nobody. Kylo's mask and his persona of intimidation? Get rid of it because the old guy made fun of him. Finn got his spine raked by a lightsaber and goes into a coma? Nah he wakes up and shows no signs of being injured at all despite the fact that the time between the two movies appears to be less than a week. Why would Luke leave a map to find him if he left to go die in a corner? Captain Phasma? Still a non-character with like 4 lines between two movies; a shiny suit to sell merchandise that may as well not even have anybody inside and it wouldn't make a difference (strong female characters ftw?). Knights of Ren? Who now? Nobody came after you sent the distress call? No duh. Hyperspace travel isn't instantaneous, and you gave them all of 5 minutes to get there before leaving.

This movie didn't just take a dump on the original trilogy, it took a dump on its own trilogy. I wasn't a fan of FA because I walked out of it thinking, "I've seen this movie already." It was just A New Hope with modern visuals, and I guess some people are fine with that (I can't fault the visuals), but I wanted new content. In hindsight, however, The Last Jedi is inferior to The Force Awakens in every way, which is the saddest story of all. JJ Abrams will try to repair what has been done by this movie, but he will fail spectacularly because Rian Johnson is a complete tool.

This new trilogy is officially not Star Wars to me. I just don't care about anything in it. The story is completely inconsequential and I don't care about any of these characters or what they're going to do now. It's not canon. The real canon is the Expanded Universe and TV series. This new stuff is children playing with forces they don't understand.

1 point for Mark Hamill's performance.
1 point for production values.
1 point for Rian Johnson not doing EP9.
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ElPajaristicoFeb 1, 2018
Mary Puppins unforgivable. It is not Star Wars, is a other history. Rian, please please please no more film about Star Wars
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MafburDec 23, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. No he visto guion tan malo en mi vida. Destroza lo epico de George Lucas y mata la esencia que tenia la saga. La historia es mala y la pelicula es Disney pero no star wars. Meter a los personajes antiguos para destrozarlos....de psiquiatra. Expand
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bradlywilsonDec 21, 2017
This film not only wiped out everything TFA set up, it also sacrificed character integrity and universe continuity for the sake of cheap laughs and trying to always surprise the audience. The time to change style and reboot story is NOT theThis film not only wiped out everything TFA set up, it also sacrificed character integrity and universe continuity for the sake of cheap laughs and trying to always surprise the audience. The time to change style and reboot story is NOT the second film in a trilogy (and the 8th in a saga). Characters don't go against their core values, even when they've been through trauma, they still stay true to who they are. These characters didn't. This was terrible, lazy writing, and it makes me sad beyond words to see this parody style for something so beloved to me. Expand
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TheManuelDec 23, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. It’s the worst movie in the Star Wars saga by far. The plot is empty and the movie ends exactly where it started, except for some killings during some battles. None of the questions left by The Force Awakens find an answer: where does Rey came from? Why is Rey so close to the Force? Who are the Knights of Ren? Where does Snoke came from? Rey barely begin her apprentice as a Jedi, making no progress from TFA. What about Kylo? For the whole movie it seems like he’s going to fall with the light side, then wakes up and gets evil. Instead of the typical British humor director Rian Johnson used a blatant American humor that was way too off contest. It was interesting to see both good and evil for each character, but this is all I found good in the whole movie. Expand
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Woodruff345Dec 22, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I saw this film on the first Monday. It’s now Friday. I’ve had a few days to collect my thoughts. This was the biggest disappointment of my movie going life. This is the worse SW film ever made. Now before you think I’m whining that it didn’t turn out like I thought it would, let me just say, I expected it to be different than any preconceived notions or ideas that i may have had... I enjoy that. I want to be surprised. I didn’t need Luke flying over the screen against a 1000 storm troopers to be happy. What I needed was good writing. That’s it. I’m actually a film producer, not on the scale of SW, but I make movies, and I know the process of creating a story for audiences and how difficult it is to do it well. Rian Johnson not only betrayed the SW franchise but he is a terrible writer. Terrible. I’m sorry. Maybe he’s a nice guy. But how he ruined this beloved franchise is inexcusable. The entire story takes place over the course of about 12-24 hours, something like that, and is essentially one long chase scene. Except The chase only “works” if you change the rules... to a preposterous set of rules to where light speed is a weapon (which should have been used at other times because it’s sooooo effective), shields that are basically indestructible, sensors that can’t see smaller ships that are right in front of them, it’s a chase but it’s conceivably the slowest chase in history... it’s just soooo stupid, and that’s just the chase scene. Every facet of this movie makes no sense. Kilo now is the big baddie but he’s already lost to Rey so he’s not menacing at all. Rey has no arc. She has no progression. Luke’s character, who saw the good in his dad, refuses to kill him, and even lays down his life in front of the emperor for truth and righteousness, is now a weirdo who almost murders his nephew, well at least thought about it, is a whiner, and worthless. It’s not a gotch’a look how creative I am... it’s stupid weak writing. It’s inconsistent. Such a travesty what they did to Mark’s character. For the people think that RJ is a genius for switching things up, i submit this, why doesn’t the next director of the James Bond franchise make his character into a Harry Potter wizard-like character because that would be so bold and cutting edge! They won’t because it’s idiotic and stupid. But that is what RJ did. He took everything that Lucas built, and every setup from JJ and threw it over his shoulder like a piece of trash (just like Luke). It wasn’t inventive. It was weak. I don’t even care about the back story of snoke or Rey... that ultimately doesn’t matter. What matters is struggle, the dynamics, between characters. And the most evil of evil now in this franchise is two white skinny males who are whinny brats who have already been bested. So going into episode 9 there is no suspense... no weight, because we know those two idiots will fail, because they have already failed. The emperor kept winning until his pride didn’t see the spark of goodness of Vader... that was his downfall. All was lost until Vader decided one time to do good. Very powerful. Right now we have the weakest setup for a new movie ever in a big franchise. Such stupidity by RJ and Kennedy. I could have put my team together of writers and producers, and made a film that would have been awesome yet unpredictable and satisfying for fans and new commers. I would have respected the franchise instead of crapping all over it. Thanks RJ for nothing. Unreal. Expand
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zeibarsDec 22, 2017
Thank you for destroying a much beloved franchise. I do not ever write reviews nor do I think a single review makes much of a difference but this travesty infuriated me to a level that made me want to vent. I wish I could unsee this movie.Thank you for destroying a much beloved franchise. I do not ever write reviews nor do I think a single review makes much of a difference but this travesty infuriated me to a level that made me want to vent. I wish I could unsee this movie. The Star Wars saga has ended for me. Thank you Disney. Thank you RJ whoever you are. RIP. Expand
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BlurpinkleDec 22, 2017
This should have been called Star Wars: The Last Star Wars as it takes not only the entire original saga but even The Force Awakens and throws it all in the trash including itself. So much potential ruined in so loooooong of a dragging onThis should have been called Star Wars: The Last Star Wars as it takes not only the entire original saga but even The Force Awakens and throws it all in the trash including itself. So much potential ruined in so loooooong of a dragging on movie as if to torture you. You can now watch Rey & Kylo Kiss or Kill in the next movie. Only options left except Star Wars "Ghosts Awaken" Expand
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MessyfingersDec 22, 2017
Great acting, good score, brilliant visuals, horrific writing, plot, weak jokes that diffuse villains.
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RandyMDec 22, 2017
A waste of money. Don`t bother. Lousy script. Much of the plot "borrowed" from previous SW films. RJ was following Disney Inc. orders to change the audience demogrphics, ie make it more apppealing to women, Asians and Black folk so moreA waste of money. Don`t bother. Lousy script. Much of the plot "borrowed" from previous SW films. RJ was following Disney Inc. orders to change the audience demogrphics, ie make it more apppealing to women, Asians and Black folk so more female leads, Rose is thrown in and Finn is given more scenes. Unfortunately the characters are so underdeveloped you dont care about them. Other reviews discuss the poor plot lines, the disrespect to the series as a whole. In short, a waste of time. I want my money and time back. Expand
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WishXDec 23, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. i would say this is pretty bad because they ignored alot of big questions asked in previous movie as well as huge plot holes everywhere.

i will name a few things i think is wrong with this movie.
ignored all questions the force awaken left us with
untrained rey can use the force to move hundres of pounds of rocks easier than luke and yoda can move a tie fighter, she also spreads them to two piles so the cast can walk through them without breaking a sweat.
first order can't light spead ahead to blockade the rebels.
if they could kamakazi at light speed why didn't they do it right off the bat and let the rest of the ships escape in light speed?
casino planet is a big filler and adds nothing to the story unless that kid at the end gets recruited and turns jedi.
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TrustDec 23, 2017
SO frustrating to see all the hard work of previous creative minds hacked apart to create this mess. Feeling a bit betrayed by critics who were either paid off or scared into creating false hype to push up the opening weekend, though I seeSO frustrating to see all the hard work of previous creative minds hacked apart to create this mess. Feeling a bit betrayed by critics who were either paid off or scared into creating false hype to push up the opening weekend, though I see the numbers are now plummeting as people hear just how bad TLJ really is. There is absolutely no way those were all honest reviews. I saw the film the day it came out with a theater full of excited fans, and you could feel the energy drain out of them as the film wore on. This is the first time I've heard actual booing at the end of a Star Wars film, even the worst of the prequels didn't create this kind of bitter disappointment. Expand
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wutimirJan 9, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie is another Holiwood soap.Creators never red a single SW novel I m sure of it.Rey is simple whiny cow,put aside thing she dosent have a day of lightsaber training,and became Jedi who is strong with force within 15 minutes.Supreme leader Snoke is....Well...Better change his name in 'Supreme Idiot Snoke',because he s the most stupid Sith in history of our order.Thats how it looks like.Thats the vision of the director Johnson... Expand
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dylandebJan 14, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Movie is full of plot holes and SJW agenda that just shouldn't be in Star Wars, This movie deserves to be burned and buried. Here are some Reasons why

1. Bombs drop in space?
2. Mary Poppins Leia
3. Leia at beginning of the film is disappointed with Poe because he got twelve ships killed while taking out a dreadnaught, a ship that has hundreds of other ships and can decimate bases. Leia doesn't think 12 ships is worth that...
4. Finn and Rose's storyline is useless and a waste of my life i will never get back
5. Admiral Holdo (purple hair) starts conflict off with Poe when all he wants to know is WTF are they gonna do
6. Leia Tells Poe what the plan is when he awakes on the escape pods and he is like "oh, yeah that make perfect sense." Why didn't Holdo just tell him the **** plan
7. Luke only gives Two lessons
8. Snokes monologue about how he can see into Kylo's mind the perceives to get stab by a light saber that Kylo is controlling next to him...HOW THE ABSOLUTE **** DID YOU NOT SEE THAT?
9. Luke's death should've have been Kylo striking down Luke but before he does Luke saying the same phrase as Obi-Wan Kenobi when he was stuck down by Vader
10. The fight with Finn and Phasma is a joke, Phasma is supposed to be this Badass next Boba Fett type for the series but has gotten her ass handed to her twice by Finn a Trooper who used to mop floors...
11. The Title of the movie and what Luke was trying to teach Rey is that all things have the force and the Jedi should stop using it as their own, therefore the Jedi should die, and nothing is good or evil everything is both, but at the end of the movie we still have both Jedi and Sith, NOTHING HAS CHANGED. The movie literally contradicts its own title
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TeoTestFeb 6, 2018
Unfortunately i watched it...
Rian Johnson failed at everything. It was to be expected but so bad? Yes, so bad and even worse. That's not Star Wars. It was a slap in the original trilogy's face. Shame on you Rian Johnson, shame on you
Unfortunately i watched it...
Rian Johnson failed at everything. It was to be expected but so bad? Yes, so bad and even worse. That's not Star Wars. It was a slap in the original trilogy's face. Shame on you Rian Johnson, shame on you Kathleen Kennedy, shame on you Disney for absolutely ruin everything what Star Wars stood for.
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MmmmmmmmFeb 21, 2018
It's simply a bad movie, Star Wars or otherwise. It seems we are collectively too afraid to admit the truth - that the new trilogy is simply bad. Afraid that, if we admit it, it's all gonna go away for another 30 years, maybe forever. PerhapsIt's simply a bad movie, Star Wars or otherwise. It seems we are collectively too afraid to admit the truth - that the new trilogy is simply bad. Afraid that, if we admit it, it's all gonna go away for another 30 years, maybe forever. Perhaps that would be for the best. Expand
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TripWopMar 14, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Critics giving this movie a score of 85 proves 1 of 2 things.... (1) They were paid; or (2) they spend their free time fellating Rian Johnson (maybe both). This movie sucked. Plain and simple. With so many plot holes and pointless scenes and story lines, the max score should have been a 35 and that's being very generous. The can't even get the synopsis right - "Rey develops her newly discovered abilities with the guidance of Luke Skywalker" - WRONG. Luke spends the entire movie **** about the Jedi and doesn't train Rey at all. Yet she inexplicably becomes stronger. What a joke. And this is accompanied by a slow speed chase through space where the First Order simply waits for the Rebel ships to run out of gas. Yeah you read that right. Forget sending 1 or 2 of many ships ahead because the movie would have been over in 45 mins. Worst movie of 2017 and I'd be willing to bet it will be considered one of worst from this decade. Expand
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flowoahMar 21, 2018
see ,I enjoyed it in theaters,when i look back at it ,the story makes no sense , has garbage consistency , gives shocks ,but these shocks are not good to the story ,bad character development, and has so much lost potential.Star wars legendssee ,I enjoyed it in theaters,when i look back at it ,the story makes no sense , has garbage consistency , gives shocks ,but these shocks are not good to the story ,bad character development, and has so much lost potential.Star wars legends is better than this trash .It is weird ,but it is at least consistent with it's logic.
Don't get me started on the porgs ................they are so obviously meant for merchandise.

I think for now ,i am going to stick to star wars legends.
this garbage movie sucks ,1/10
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WarnerdMar 21, 2018
As most disturbing fact this hopelessly retarded movie's a full commercial success while leaving most paying cineasts speechless. Disney turned Star Wars to the silly side of the force
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7horus7Jun 19, 2018
Absolutely baffling divide between critics and audiences.
I created an account simply to voice my displeasure of this one movie alone. Others have said it better than I will, but to summarize: this movie, besides being quite pretty, is
Absolutely baffling divide between critics and audiences.
I created an account simply to voice my displeasure of this one movie alone. Others have said it better than I will, but to summarize: this movie, besides being quite pretty, is otherwise absolute garbage.
I want to make it clear that I actually like the actors playing the characters and think they've done the best they could do...so 2 stars, not 1...
...for an effing garbage pile of a movie. And if those who made it hadn't tried their damnedest to paint the entirety of the fanbase as racist, pouting fanboys based on a small percentage of that fanbase, then I wouldn't have done my damnedest to write reviews on every single review site I could find proclaiming this movie as **** You're welcome Darth Disney.
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looomDec 23, 2017
Poor uninteresting movie. I liked FA however this one is dissapointment. Political correctness on absurd level, plot without a sense. Can we erase that film?
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KanimachineJun 26, 2018
Another Star Wars film with apparently lots of money spent on CGI and very little spent on writing. Garbage.
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Jago1877Jun 19, 2018
I am so sad, wish the mainstream media what stop lying about this film and come forward with their hands up. They screwed the pooch hard!
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SwiftReviewsFeb 12, 2018
It only gets a 3 because of impressive visuals and music, the story was complete garbage was sad after watching it, feels like they destroyed Star Wars. Rian Johnson is a complete A$$ destroyed all story and plot elements established inIt only gets a 3 because of impressive visuals and music, the story was complete garbage was sad after watching it, feels like they destroyed Star Wars. Rian Johnson is a complete A$$ destroyed all story and plot elements established in previous films and left it almost no where to go now. DISGRACEFUL what they did to Mark Hamills character Luke Skywalker. He clearly hated the direction of his character and the movies, what a waist no imagination what so ever. I do not care about any of the remaining characters, even Rey isnt related to anyone she is a nobody, so why should we give a Shi* No point going into any more details this movie was disgusting, hopefully J.J. Abrams can fix this cluster FUC* for the last movie. RIAN JOHNSON should never have anything to do with any movies or tv shows or any form of entertainment ever again. Expand
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MusashiJun 18, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Not only a whole lot of wasted opportunity, but far too much stupidity mixed in. Some good visuals (I like the modified AT-ATs) and a few good moments, but they're lost in the overall morass of mediocrity. Setups from TFA: wasted. Finn's character arc: wasted. Snoke: wasted. Rey's origin: wasted. Luke: wasted. Light-saber battle: lumbering, pedestrian choreography. NR backstory: non-existent. Incompetent + cringe-worthy leadership and decision-making from the Resistance. Was it bad that I started rooting for the First Order?

What are we left with? Ren and Hux are joke antagonists. There is no credible threat against M'Rey Sue protagonist. Finn is now a clown, having been given an excellent start in TFA. Chewie and Poe are about the only ones left worth watching, and they're secondary characters. So what's the draw for Ep IX? Meh.
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EvilboxMar 21, 2018
It was not a good movie - and I cant understand how can they spend that much money on this bad movie...
all in all - dont watch it not even to see how bad it is

its so bad
I actually think the worst I have ever watched ever
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RaithVDec 21, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This is not really a Star Wars film. There are no heroes here, or well developed villains, no cool light saber fights or amazing star battles. Even in in terms of being a regular sci-fi film there are so many questions. There are so many distracting and head scratching moments in this film - I cant believe these ideas got past storybording given the budget of this film. The director of this film shows no regard for the past of SW and no care for its future. Avoid this film if you want to keep thinking of Luke as hero rather than a coward, and Leia as a brave leader rather than a bystander. Sadly, Porgs are probably the best thing about the film. Expand
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TatoGuimaraesDec 19, 2017
TLJ is a good action movie! That's the only good review I've got on! Note Zero in the Star Wars question! Luke would never dare think of killing his own nephew! He held out until the last minute for Vader's redemption! Ben is his sister's sonTLJ is a good action movie! That's the only good review I've got on! Note Zero in the Star Wars question! Luke would never dare think of killing his own nephew! He held out until the last minute for Vader's redemption! Ben is his sister's son with his best friend! How would he think of killing him? What Jedi Master is that? Finally, Luke was portrayed as a coward! A coward who flees from the fight out of fear! At least I won't spend another dime on any franchise product and that includes all the upcoming movies! And let's together boycott episode 9 for Disney to feel in the pocket the size of the **** they did! I will also boycott Rian Johnson, the new enemy of Star Wars Fans Expand
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FintjkeDec 21, 2017
Это просто позор. Персонажи не цепляют, логика в фильме на уровне фанфиков школьниц 14 лет, не чувствуется проработанности мира. Из плюсов можно отметить работу оператора и игру Марка Хэмилла, видно как он старался в этой роли, но егоЭто просто позор. Персонажи не цепляют, логика в фильме на уровне фанфиков школьниц 14 лет, не чувствуется проработанности мира. Из плюсов можно отметить работу оператора и игру Марка Хэмилла, видно как он старался в этой роли, но его персонажа просто слили в унитаз. Обидно, что под надзором стольких людей выходит такое недоразумение. Спасибо диснею за убийство по-настоящему великой саги, пускай и не самой идеальной, но такой душевной и родной. После 7 и 8 эпизода уже ее ничто и никто не спасет... Expand
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AJCatalfamoJrDec 21, 2017
Its not the worst movie I have ever seen but its the most I’ve ever been disappointed in a movie. Tremendous letdown on so many levels. The plot goes from illogical to outright absurd. And Star Wars should be no place to push any politicalIts not the worst movie I have ever seen but its the most I’ve ever been disappointed in a movie. Tremendous letdown on so many levels. The plot goes from illogical to outright absurd. And Star Wars should be no place to push any political agenda. There’s simply not enough room to get into all the problems with this movie. Expand
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NotaBot-JustFanDec 22, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Star Wars: The Last Rites. As a movie it's just not very good, as a Star Wars movie it's a travesty - the tone is so jarring and incompatible with all that proceeded it that I never once forgot that I was sitting in a movie theatre the entire time.

For me it's the worst of the series. I was actually bored for the first time watching a Star Wars movie. I'm giving 1 point for Luke's very brief interaction with R2 on the falcon which was one of the only points that made me feel anything.

Star Wars: The Last Rites - any chance of a mulligan???
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gg377Dec 22, 2017
This is an assault to my childhood and certainly yours if you are a star wars fan, this director/writer is the worst, twist are not the issue, the movie is just a real bad movie.... don't waste a penny on this...
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Enigmatic88Dec 22, 2017
I have to say this movie was CRAP!!!
It was a shameless attempt to SHOVE the social and political issues of the day down the throat of viewers who went looking for an escape of both those things.
If any of the producers/directors/writers are
I have to say this movie was CRAP!!!
It was a shameless attempt to SHOVE the social and political issues of the day down the throat of viewers who went looking for an escape of both those things.
If any of the producers/directors/writers are reading these posts, then this I'm willing to bet is the MAIN reason why the viewers have scored this movie so low.
I NEVER take the word of those STUPID movie critics, I go see for myself especially when I darn well know that a lot of them get paid to PROMOTE movies not give a brave and honest opinion on them. Anyhow, I HATED THIS MOVIE from the very beginning when I noticed the social and political statement they were PUSHING from the time the movie started. Now I love to take about politics and social issues. I very much enjoy the a mentally stimulating conversation/discussion about issues of the day but that is why they've made documentaries which I also love to watch. When one goes to the movies, one is looking to be entertain and especially to escape the issues of the day NOT have them SHOVED down your throat.

I've read many reviews on here and had to write this one due to some of the hypocrisy I read form many men on here. The biggest one was them saying I didn't see gender or didn't see a problem with the OVERTLY and ridiculous exaggeration of gender roles in this movie. Every character who had some importance or level of respect was only a woman. Men were made to seem as not as smart, incompetent and unable to control their emotions a la Luke Skywalker.
This reminded me of people who when confronted with the subject of race first blurt out "I SEE NO COLOR" or " MY BEST FRIEND IS BLACK" such crap!!!
Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with women in positions of power or in leadership roles, if you got it you got it, I'm not into holding back talent BUT this movie and its characters were not about that. I know what I'm saying, I've experience these things as a middle age black man. I know there were arguments in the past about Hollywood not having enough people of color in lead roles or as super heroes as well as women. In my view there has been good and steady progress in both arenas. I have seen good and exciting lead roles and superhero roles played by both people or color (minorities/black) and women alike, that glass ceiling was broken a while ago and there has been steady improvements ever since.
With that said, there was NO REASON to do this and I am willing to bet that this is the main reason why this movie scored so low and I bet it's the lowest scoring Star Wars movie by far.

As far as the other comments about the story lines not making sense and the characters not being developed well I fully agree with. There were too many important characters getting eliminated without their stories, past and roles being developed at all. Snoke for one was killed off too quickly, Captain Phasma just made what amounts to be a cameo appearance, DJ the same could be said for that character, the so called master code breaker, etc.
Bottom line, is this was a poorly executed movie with nothing but a transparent social and political agenda of the day. The original Star Wars movies NEVER injected the political and social issues of the day in such a disgusting way.
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RobertoCruzDec 23, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Don't be carried away by the fancy special effects and cheap humor. This movie is a total trash. If you hear a critics suggesting to watch the movie again or and saying how cute the porg are. Don't Don't Don't. Don't buy Don't watch. Save your money. It's a trick to get your money. It's all about the money. I hate this movie Expand
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Megatron9879Dec 19, 2017
Last Jedi is the worst Star Wars movie. It is absolute trash and I am really mad because Disney is ruining Star Wars. Stupid jokes, over 9000 plot holes, no development of Snoke and Phasma, absolutely awful Luke's
Megatron9879Dec 19, 2017
Last Jedi is the worst Star Wars movie. It is absolute trash and I am really mad because Disney is ruining Star Wars. Stupid jokes, over 9000 plot holes, no development of Snoke and Phasma, absolutely awful Luke's story! Oh, and Leia flying through space! I am disappointed so much
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KythanDec 23, 2017
I'm happy for the people who liked this movie, but it was as big of a movie disappointment as I've ever experienced. The writing is bad in terms of story telling, pacing, and dialogue. And it undermines all of the previous material that hadI'm happy for the people who liked this movie, but it was as big of a movie disappointment as I've ever experienced. The writing is bad in terms of story telling, pacing, and dialogue. And it undermines all of the previous material that had been created in the previous 7 movies. Its an OK/fine/little empty movie on its own but its greatest sin is diminishing the movies that came before it. Which is really the worst thing any Star Wars movie can do. Kudos to Mark Hamill for standing up and saying what many of us feel. "That was not our Luke Sky Walker and not our Star Wars." Expand
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JetsunDec 23, 2017
Rian Johnson ruins Star Wars! Horrible movie, plot, and character development. Does nothing to answer questions from TFA. Makes Luke Skywalker a whiny coward. Kills off Luke in worst manner possible.
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critickeeperDec 25, 2017
While the movie is well crafted from a technical standpoint, the plot is suffering from a severe lack of direction and purpose. Instead of pushing characters into new and bold directions, it is just more of the same and some character-arcsWhile the movie is well crafted from a technical standpoint, the plot is suffering from a severe lack of direction and purpose. Instead of pushing characters into new and bold directions, it is just more of the same and some character-arcs seem to be copied and pasted from the last instalment. The Pacing and tone of the movie are all over the place, and hugely dramatic scenes with high stakes (or so the movie wants us to believe) are intercut with humorous bits of droid-shenanigans. Some of the characters start to behave erratically and the internal logic of the cinematic Star Wars universe is pushed to the sidelines in favor of cheap, but visually impressive crowd-pleasers. Yes, I'm talking about that one splitting scene that will cause every single person to ask "Why haven't they done that stuff in the old movies?".

With this being a second act of a trilogy, it plays much more like a third act and leaves little to nothing to do for the characters in the next film. The shadow of what this movie could have been looms heavy, and ultimately forces me to retitle it to "Episode VIII: The Wasted Potential".
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jedir1Feb 19, 2018
Es una autentica basura que humilla y destroza la saga. Es sin duda la peor película de Star Wars. Es el fin de la franquicia galáctica.
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BoBaffett1978ThFeb 23, 2018
It's a very bad movie full of stupid humor, characters and ridiculous script very bad script, bad dialogues, bad ideas. In short the worst movie of the saga.
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SirKrustyMar 7, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. No, Disney is the worst and they really need to stop killing off good characters from the original trilogy. How in the literal f*** does leia survive when carrie fisher dies, but Luke is KILLED when Mark Hamill (even though he's most definitely a communist) lives?? DON'T watch this, it's a waste of time and money. My star wars fan club website forum agrees that non-star wars story movies will not be canon. Expand
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SpseanoMar 14, 2018
Second time I’ve seen this movie. Last Jedi is not Star Wars. Storyline is hit and miss. The characters like the plot are all over the place to much 21st century not enough Star Wars. Worse than the prequels, at least the prequels felt likeSecond time I’ve seen this movie. Last Jedi is not Star Wars. Storyline is hit and miss. The characters like the plot are all over the place to much 21st century not enough Star Wars. Worse than the prequels, at least the prequels felt like Star Wars. Huge disappointment, just a movie with no direction. Great visuals, bad story. Rian Johnson killed Star Wars, and made it into a joke. Expand
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PsykoklaptorskeMar 16, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The Visuals are cool.

The script is full of plotholes, poor dialogue, missed oppertunities, ridiculously overpowered protagonists, inane badguys (that are somehow able to conquer a galaxy, but unable to think or strategize). And plenty more. This movie is going to make me stay clear of Solo, and episode nine, untill such a time I see reviews by my favorite Youtube critics. As for the next trilogy, I have severe doubts I will go see them.
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Throwaway124351Mar 20, 2018
Utter trash. Rian Johnson makes Jar Jar Abrams look like a genius. At least with Jar Jar, it seemed like he was at least kind of a fan of Star Wars. Rian is a complete **** who clearly hates this franchise and ruined everything that was goodUtter trash. Rian Johnson makes Jar Jar Abrams look like a genius. At least with Jar Jar, it seemed like he was at least kind of a fan of Star Wars. Rian is a complete **** who clearly hates this franchise and ruined everything that was good about it. **** Rian Johnson, **** Kathleen Kennedy, and **** Disney. Just let Star Wars die. You had a chance to tell an interesting story, but now that chance is gone FOREVER. Expand
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sedoskaMay 28, 2018
Viewing this was the first time I was ever bored during a Star Wars movie. This movie is waaaay too long. The casino scenes went on forever and were nothing but terrible CGI and awful writing.

Why are people so impressed by the visuals? Some
Viewing this was the first time I was ever bored during a Star Wars movie. This movie is waaaay too long. The casino scenes went on forever and were nothing but terrible CGI and awful writing.

Why are people so impressed by the visuals? Some of the effects were really good but there was a lot of *really bad* CGI.

The writing in this movie is horrible. I hope I will never see another movie by Rian Johnson. I now have zero respect for anything he does.

I think this is the worst Star Wars movie I have ever seen. I didn't think it was possible to be worse than 'Phantom Menace' or 'Attack of the Clones' but... Yes, if I were forced to pick one of the three to watch, it would never be this one.

I'm not a fan-boy. Number of theories I had going into this movie: zero. Number of "Star Wars" books I have read: zero. My interest in the 'expanded universe': zero. All I wanted to see was a good movie. Instead, I got this terrible tripe that has far too many flaws to even bother listing, here.
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psychosiszzJun 2, 2018
Terrible film, how the hell is the critic average so high? obvious they are getting bribed, that's the movie industry now. The film is full of identity, gender, vegan/animal rights politics. Reys a mary sue, Lukes made into a coward, Rose isTerrible film, how the hell is the critic average so high? obvious they are getting bribed, that's the movie industry now. The film is full of identity, gender, vegan/animal rights politics. Reys a mary sue, Lukes made into a coward, Rose is a pointless character. Star wars is dead. Expand
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samsoloJun 7, 2018
The worst movie ever. im writing this after 6 month because i was left in shock at how bad it was. If they can get rid of the "solo" directors so easily cause it doesn't fit in with the "feel"of star wars . Then why on earth did no one tryThe worst movie ever. im writing this after 6 month because i was left in shock at how bad it was. If they can get rid of the "solo" directors so easily cause it doesn't fit in with the "feel"of star wars . Then why on earth did no one try fix this mess. My father got me into Star Wars, passed this amazing thing on to me. and im happy he died before seeing this trash.
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VhemetclefJun 20, 2018
This movie is, without a doubt, the worst star wars movie ever made. This crap while it claims to be star wars, lacks any of the defining characteristics of the preceding films. Say what you will about the prequels, but this (and also theThis movie is, without a doubt, the worst star wars movie ever made. This crap while it claims to be star wars, lacks any of the defining characteristics of the preceding films. Say what you will about the prequels, but this (and also the Force Awakens) lack the tone and feel of what we have come to expect from a star wars film. While it is oftentimes a good thing for a director to take us in a new direction, Rian Johnson has demonstrated a lack of a fundamental understanding of any of the preceding material. Had Rian Johnson spent more time developing a plot, rather than "subverting our expectations", as approving critics would say, thereby creating a nonsensical dumpster fire of a story, writing Marvel-type jokes for otherwise serious scenes, and stuffing Disney's political agenda down our throats once again, perhaps this movie could have been mediocre. This movie deserves a zero rating because, with it, they have irreparably damaged the in-universe legacy of the original trilogy with a story that really makes no sense. Expand
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ricwhiteJun 28, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Instead of nit-picking everything wrong with The Last Jedi (of which there are many), let me share what I think is the main issue with both The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi.

In Episodes IV, V, VI, we quickly formed a strong bond with Luke, Han, and Leia. The character development was good and we actually cared about those characters. In extension, we came to care about R2-D2 and 3-CPO because of the excellent interaction they had with the other human characters. We cared about Chewbacca because of his interaction with Han. These were all characters that meant something to the viewer. This bond happened quickly, strongly, and stayed strong throughout the entire three episodes. Obe-Wan Kenobe and Yoda were mysterious, mystic, powerful characters that we yearned to know more about. They became more important as they interacted with the other characters - especially Luke. We grew to care about them as well. The main antagonist was mysterious, dark, evil, with just enough light within him to make the character very intriguing. We wanted to see how the fight between good and evil would turn out between the good characters we cared about and the powerful and evil Darth Vader and his troops. Fast forward to Episode VII. The writers had so little confidence in their abilities to produce new characters on the same level as Luke, Leia, and Han that they decided to actually bring back the old characters. And they ruined them in the process. They were not able to keep the magic that those characters brought in the first place. Their characters were largely wasted - especially Luke who was not only wasted but disrespectfully trashed. R2-D2 and 3-CPO have basically been forgotten in the recent episodes. They cannot be the same without their interactions with Luke and other main characters. Even Chewbacca cannot be close to the same with his great interactions with Han.

The main problem for director Abrams in Episode IX is that there are no characters left that viewers are really connected to. Rey, Finn, and Poe have been so poorly developed that they are but a fraction of what Luke, Han, and Leia were. The viewers are so disconnected from them that many don't even care if they live or die. The emotional attachment just isn't on the same level as with Luke, Leia, and Han. The antagonist, Snoke, - who was killed off in the most laughably ridiculous manner - was never a menacing character anyway. He was certainly no Darth Vader. Kylo Ren - is played well by Adam Driver - is likely the best character in the new generation. However, he, too, is no Darth Vader. This is not the same level of doom and foreboding. So, how does director Abrams make a compelling episode IX? The sad answer is . . . he doesn't. There is no way that Episode IX can work because the proper development of the characters and story never occurred in the previous two episodes leading up to it. And that is the main problem that will likely doom these three episodes as failures.
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farnsyJun 28, 2018
This movie was very destructive to the Star Wars story and universe. All the elements that were built up in the previous movie were discarded in very unsatisfying manners. There are several very large plot holes and even little actionsThis movie was very destructive to the Star Wars story and universe. All the elements that were built up in the previous movie were discarded in very unsatisfying manners. There are several very large plot holes and even little actions throughout the movie have terrible motivation--even the basic science of the universe is discarded. On the plus side, the actors playing Rey and Kylo continue to show that they are phenomenal actors and they actually have some interesting interactions in this show. That's the part everyone likes. But the movie overall was so destructive we would be better of if it had not been created because it changes the universe to make existing movies worse. I'd say it's as bad as or worse than the prequels in that regard.

Score: awful. Not only is it not a good movie, it actively makes our world worse.
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excelverJul 3, 2018
I’m writing this because I was wasting time on the internet and ended up seeing some of the initial critics’ glowing reviews of The Last Jedi (It's an 85, "must see" here on metacritic). There are always differences of opinion depending onI’m writing this because I was wasting time on the internet and ended up seeing some of the initial critics’ glowing reviews of The Last Jedi (It's an 85, "must see" here on metacritic). There are always differences of opinion depending on what you want out of a movie, but watching people write about how they convinced themselves this movie succeeded in any way has been outside the normal range. It’s a little bizarre honestly, and fairly excruciating to listen to the phrases being turned to try to explain how this film wasn’t a failure. It wasn’t even impressively bad, it’s just boring and mediocre and uncomfortable. Be honest people, this doesn’t “turn the franchise on its head” or any other stupid euphemism, it’s an insecure and cynical mess that confuses self-ridicule with innovation and tries to be non-formulaic by setting up suggestive premises and then going nowhere with them. It’s like the creators are constantly daring the audience to care about where things are going and seeing how many times they can make you think this movie will eventually go anywhere before you just give up and start zoning out on special FX. Even the parts that deserve some appreciation don’t work well. The sequence on the Las Vegas-style resort world, notwithstanding that it’s completely superfluous to the plot, points out that many people are profiting from the war by selling arms to both sides. I appreciate that the story went out of its way to make that point, but if you are going to use fantasy to provide insight into reality, don’t do it by trying to out-realize reality. If I want to see war profiteering, I’ll just watch the news. This would not have been a hard movie to get right, but instead of the characters evolving naturally they just get repeatedly slammed through these disjointed scenarios ostensibly written to convince you that this isn’t “the same old Star Wars”. I was not a big Force Awakens fan and I don’t want the same old Star Wars, but this movie feels like being in a room full of friends that have lost interest in each other and are killing time by self-consciously making fun of themselves for trying too hard. The prequel trilogy was amateurish, but at least it had a plot and believed in where it was going. This movie might be the biggest flop of the bunch. Hey, sometimes your college try just doesn’t land and you get a real stinker. Life goes on, just stop with this weird insistence that this movie somehow accomplished anything beyond set design. Expand
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ArchVaderAug 3, 2018
This once again did not follow the canon of the books and the EU which needs to happen. The books are great and it's what the real fans want. The new fans will then also see how great the books are and it will encourage more reading of the EU.
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