Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi
Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures | Release Date: December 15, 2017
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loamdeastoraDec 28, 2017
When I saw the pre-launch critic reviews, I was so hyped that I even bought VIP tickets, smaller and more comfortable theater, leather day-beds for couples and stuff. I would rather have wipep my a** with the money I've spent. The best partWhen I saw the pre-launch critic reviews, I was so hyped that I even bought VIP tickets, smaller and more comfortable theater, leather day-beds for couples and stuff. I would rather have wipep my a** with the money I've spent. The best part of the film was the popcorn.… Expand
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CrouchbackDec 31, 2017
The Last Jedi is the Star Wars Holiday Special of Star Wars movies. The most common description of The Last Jedi by paying customers, as opposed to paid reviewers, is that The Last Jedi is "a dumpster fire of a movie". This is an insult toThe Last Jedi is the Star Wars Holiday Special of Star Wars movies. The most common description of The Last Jedi by paying customers, as opposed to paid reviewers, is that The Last Jedi is "a dumpster fire of a movie". This is an insult to dumpster fires across the galaxy. The lack of continuity, tonal inconsistency, ham-fisted social messaging and rickety story architecture mean The Last Jedi feels like group-work project by a handful of the more promising film studies students at a top notch third tier university. Avoid.… Expand
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DaddyO3Feb 14, 2018
After the disappointing episode 7, I had my hopes up that this movie would be an improvement. 13 of us (3 families) went to a nice theater to see this. The general consensus was that the movie was too long, hard to follow in spots, andAfter the disappointing episode 7, I had my hopes up that this movie would be an improvement. 13 of us (3 families) went to a nice theater to see this. The general consensus was that the movie was too long, hard to follow in spots, and generally just not that entertaining. I have decided this will be the last $ that the Star Wars franchise will get out of us. There are just too many other truly great movies out there to spend ones time enjoying than this disney-made-mess of a movie.… Expand
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albatrosalvaroDec 19, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Goddamned Spaceballs. That´s what it is. Give Tommy Wiseau the chance to write and direct the last episode and he will deliver a better movie than this crap. Don´t allow Disney to swindle you.… Expand
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TxParrotheadDec 18, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I actually created an account so I could give this movie a horrible review. I am not a bot no matter what Disney would like to tell you.

Here are my beefs:

1. Luke Skywalker is a different character than the original movies. If you want to have a character arc where he changes and becomes a hermit fine, but you NEED TO SHOW IT. I did not buy that he would have tried to kill Ben Solo since he exhibited the slightest amount of darkness. Remember he threw his light saber down and would not fight against Darth Freaking Vader and the emperor so he could save him. How am I expected to believe that he is now a completely opposite person? This is the same guy who told the emperor: "You're Wrong, I am a Jedi, Like my father before me."

2. Rey is now all of a sudden a Jedi because what, She meditated on a rock for about 2 minutes? That is all of the training she needs to become a Jedi? She is after all a strong confident woman so the rules don't apply. Luke was on Degobah for months and he was still not ready to face Vader and escaped by the skin of his teeth. She is the biggest Mary Sue in the history of cinema.

3. Apparently you can breath in space now. (See Leia/Bomber Pilot - Also there is no gravity in space so how did she "drop" the bombs?)

4. Leia turning into Mary Poppins was the worst thing I have ever seen in a movie, any movie, EVER. Also, no one on the ship is sucked out after the door is opened, neither do they find it in the least bit curious that she survived the vacuum of space. She also has exactly ZERO Jedi training or any training with the force whatsoever but now she can use it to do **** that Luke Skywalker was never able to do?

5. Snoke - What the hell is his back story, where did he come from and how did he create the first order? No need to explain any of that, just go ahead and kill him.

6. What the hell did Luke die from? Meditating too hard?

7. Luke sucking on the tit of some engorged sea cow. WTF?

8. So Snoke can control and read the mind of Kilo Ren but he does not anticipate that Kilo Ren was about to kill him? WTF?

9. The whole plot about the rebels trying to stay out of range of the first order ships was so so so so so stupid and unbelievable. You mean to tell me that the first order does not have any other ships that could track them down? Also when you are in space you DO NOT NEED FUEL to keep going! And can you remember any other time in Star Wars movies where the had to pull over to gas up?

10. The whole Finn/Rose storyline was a complete waste of time. Rose is the worst character since Jar Jar Binks. I think they just added her to show another minority on the screen and for her to scream about how awful rich and white people are. She serves no other purpose. The blatant feminism and SJW crap in this movie is so out of place. All men are portrayed as bumbling idiots or evil (or both) and all women are amazing and can do nothing wrong, need no training to use the force, and are so much smarter than men.

11. Laura Dern had perhaps the worst acting performance I have ever seen in any movie. She comes off as some super soft "just happy to be here" person and we are expected to believe she is some bad ass general/admiral. Also she had this secret plan to save everyone. Why the hell was it secret? She invited a mutiny since she was secret for no reason.

12. Rose saving Finn at the last second was so dumb, so so dumb. And she falls in love in 5 hours? Him saving the day would have saved the movie to some extent. I am still rolling my eyes from her stupid line about saving what we love or some bull**** like that. We have gone from "I Love You" - "I Know" to this crap!

13. Apparently on the casino planet you get thrown in jail if you park in the wrong place. Plus this whole sub-plot was just Twitter Social Warrior Justice bull**** being thrown in our face. I am in a dark theater to watch a movie and be entertained not preached at. Call me a sexist pig and bad person if you want to feel better about yourself but this whole part of the movie was worthless.

14. So, I am not sure that Disney realized they were making a Star Wars movie. I think they think Star Wars is a comedy franchise.

15. What was the point of the penguin things on the island other than to sell merchandise?

16. What was the point of The Force Awakens? This movie took all of the questions raised in that movie and decided they were not important at all and just threw them out the window. That was the saving grace of TFA is that it raised some questions to be answered in later movies.

17. Kilo is Emo Darth Vader.

I am not sure that Star Wars is salvageable at this point as long as Disney owns the rights. I will enjoy the original trilogy always and the prequels were not as bad as they were made out to be but I think I am done at this point. This movie was a giant middle finger to the original trilogy and people who grew up with STAR WARS.… Expand
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Mjames15Dec 19, 2017
This is easily the worst Star Wars film ever. Even though JJ Abrams was Executive Producer on The Last Jedi. His vison was easily lost from TFA (which I wasn't a huge fan of but he left a lot of interesting plot points, literally gave theThis is easily the worst Star Wars film ever. Even though JJ Abrams was Executive Producer on The Last Jedi. His vison was easily lost from TFA (which I wasn't a huge fan of but he left a lot of interesting plot points, literally gave the next person (Hack Rian Jonshon) a lay up to make a really awesome film). So many plot holes to count. They ruined lukes character and didn't develop any of the new ones as well. Kylo basically gives a big F U to the crowd with his dialogue in Snokes throne room (Speaking through the hack Rian Johnson). Honestly I get moving on from the past Saga, sure, but we all know Disney will make a million movies. So just make these last 3 good (well 2 now, well 1 now that this one is horrible) and then they can do what the want with the franchise. They could have made their money and made a good film, but they didn't. Too much humor in serious scenes. I came in wondering a few questions. Who are Ray's parent? Who is Snoke? Who are the Knights of Ren? How did Maz get Luke's Lightsaber? Just to name a few. Zero answered. I went in with 0 answers or expectations. Got zero answers and lost all expectations. Also, to those that say we are all complaining that TFA was too close to a new hope and this one was too far from the OT. Well they stole most of everything from ESB and RTOJ in this movie. Oh, except the slow speed spaceship chase. No matter what I say you'll see it cause it Star Wars but I hope once you do you'll join the rebellion and try and get a film we deserve. As the wise Lando once said "This deal is getting worse all the time".… Expand
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Joey_KhaosDec 19, 2017
I wish I could un-watch to keep my childhood alive. Lukes story arc is an insult to fans of the original trilogy. Mark Hamill's strong performance is the only bright spark in this plot hole laden disasterpiece.
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CinefluxDec 20, 2017
I love Star Wars since decades.
But never I could like inept space strategies in SF movies...

Unforgivable
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ImOnFireDec 17, 2017
A disorganized mess, even more so than Rogue One was. It was exhilarating and touching at times, but it felt like every 5 minutes something came up which pissed me off, and in the end I can't forgive its faults...
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toxic_espressoDec 31, 2017
After seeing The Force Awakens I was extremely excited to see this movie. The Force Awakens was refreshing, magical, and mysterious. Yes there were monitor issues, but it was very entertaining and I hardly noticed them. So, after two yearsAfter seeing The Force Awakens I was extremely excited to see this movie. The Force Awakens was refreshing, magical, and mysterious. Yes there were monitor issues, but it was very entertaining and I hardly noticed them. So, after two years The Last Jedi was released and I was ready to go. Little did I know that I would be walking out of the theater in such disappointment. I couldn't believe it! This film did not deliver the same experience The Force Awakens provided. It felt like it was a tree whose core was rotten. It lacked something. A lot of something. It looked and sounded like Star Wars but it didn't feel like Star Wars. It felt poorly written with no clear direction. Many of my favorite characters had been completely mischaracterized. I could care less for any of the characters. There were so many moments where I found myself being ripped away from the movie and I realized I was sitting in a movie theater. Having to listen to a political lecture really took me out of the experience. I want to forget about life hear on earth and go on a magical journey and see people do impossible and amazing things. This movie was very disappointing and unsatisfying. There were many questions from The Force Awakens that weren't even addressed. The answers we did get were very underwhelming. I have very little hope for the next installment. We'll see.… Expand
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WilliamSageDec 21, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I can not believe i was suckered into seeing this.

If you love Star Wars, stay away from this film. It absolutely destroys Luke Skywalker, Underplays Chewie (And i know, noone cares about Chewie, Who is just sitting around all this movie, having lost Han and having not a care in the entire world)

There is one shot of R2D2. There is two shots of C-3P0. So if you're a fan of the old series, don't watch this. It's going to hurt- and hurt alot. The film refuses to acknowledge basic space laws of physics- from bombs falling in gravity in space- to decompression only existing when it's convenient- to shields being on or off depending on convenience- to ships needing "fuel" to stay ahead even though vacuum provides almost no resistance and they would maintain their top speed without fuel. It also ignores the previous film completely. Every plot point they made is ignored. Every chance to make a good scene thrown away. There are 8 or 9 plot twists in this piece of garbage, and none of them were surprising. There is 20 or 30 jokes in this festering dung heap, and none of them are funny.

Rian Johnson wanted to be "New" and "Unpredictable". He wanted it so badly, he sacrificed the soul of the series, basic storytelling, and Luke Skywalker. His attempt at "Plot twists" will only surprise those insipidly unimaginative enough to not see them coming.

This film dazzles with pretty lights and colors, imaginative flight sequences, and strings them along on a plot so thin you'd have to fold it 10 times to wipe with it, which is surely all it's good for.

Wanted to see something different, a smart and competent rey who doesn't abandon her training? You won't see it.

Wanted to see a daring change, where Rey turns to the dark side? You won't see it.

Wanted to see any plot where Rey develops as a character? You won't see it.

Wanted to see Luke Skywalker go from a paradigm of hope and bravery to a scared, grumpy old man who tries to kill his own nephew in his sleep? You'll see it. People are throwing roses at this, calling it "Brilliant" and "Unexpected".

It's the purest garbage i've ever laid eyes on. New fans are despising it. Old fans are despising it. It's score is sinking on every platform. Rian Johnson not only fails to capitalize on any mystery laid out in the much more admirable "The Force Awakens", but fails to even continue the basic plot. Luke goes from a man who went in search of a Jedi Temple for answers, leaving a map to be found- to a man who never wanted to be found and throws his own father's lightsaber off a cliff for a cheap laugh.

JJ abrams meant that scene to be a passing of the torch, both from Rey to Luke, and JJ to Rian Johnson. Johnson literally enacted that scene, throwing the plot and mystery off a cliff. If i had to describe this movie, i would describe it thusly:

Star Wars: The Last Jedi, is a freakish abomination of purposeful hatred bent on the destruction of all that came before it. Stumbling into life from the untalented and obviously egocentric mind of a director who views Star Wars as something subpar to be improved upon, instead of a massive universe of endless possibilities, it insults, belittles, and minimizes the efforts of many great storytellers, replacing their grand visions with it's own stunted and malicious message of "Just accepting the new" without thought. The film echoes this on every level, presenting somehow sluggishly a series of battles and intense situations interspersed with repeated jabs at the "Uselessness of the past" and to just "Let it go, even if you have to kill it". It does an admirable job of this- sinking it's inept and decaying claws into every facet of Star Wars, tearing away at universe and characters until nothing is left but the bare bones of a once great franchise.

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I award this movie 0 points. If i could award it less, i would.… Expand
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adanbpmDec 15, 2017
I think this is the worst Star Wars movie, is unnecessary long, and so boring that I just wanted to finish. And what the heck about the jokes? Is too Disney, they did with this movies the same they did with Marvel. They are cheap and stupid,I think this is the worst Star Wars movie, is unnecessary long, and so boring that I just wanted to finish. And what the heck about the jokes? Is too Disney, they did with this movies the same they did with Marvel. They are cheap and stupid, Disney is just **** up the hole movie industry nowadays.… Expand
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PeabarterDec 31, 2017
Thank you to all of the Star Wars fan base who have provided their honest opinion of this movie. I have been an avid fan since seeing A New Hope on its opening night. I will not support such a disappointing representation of Star Wars byThank you to all of the Star Wars fan base who have provided their honest opinion of this movie. I have been an avid fan since seeing A New Hope on its opening night. I will not support such a disappointing representation of Star Wars by seeing it in the movies. Instead I will rent the bluray for $2 and most likely never watch a 2nd time.… Expand
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mike4miguelDec 22, 2017
Dab ¡boom! Omive, Klatu (Sorry, my review was written by Rian... It means BAD MOVIE...I don´t know why is "Klaatu" involve...)
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cosmiskoFeb 10, 2018
Plot is stupid and doesn't make any sense. Characters are shallow, undeveloped and boring. Writing is so bad... just skip this piece of bantha poo.
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rmelvilleDec 19, 2017
This review is coming from a neutral Star Wars viewer. I'm by no means a fanboy, and I can honestly say this is an objectively BAD film on so many levels. I won't go into the details, as they've been hashed over in so many other user reviews,This review is coming from a neutral Star Wars viewer. I'm by no means a fanboy, and I can honestly say this is an objectively BAD film on so many levels. I won't go into the details, as they've been hashed over in so many other user reviews, but the writing and storytelling is shockingly lazy and shoddily done. It's inexplicable to me that this film is so highly rated by the so called "critics". Campy humor with no balance, non-sensical and thin character development, gaping plot holes that appear constantly throughout the film, sub-plots that are totally irrelevant to the story, a central plot that is mind-numbingly stupid (they're running out of gas in space), and a lot of excruciatingly bad dialogue make for an overall terrible 2 1/2 hour movie going experience. I'd seriously rather watch any of the prequels than re-watch this film. For real. Rian Johnson should be embarrassed, and so should all the professional shills who are promoting this $200 million dumpster fire.… Expand
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YCHNDec 18, 2017
A fun industry pipeline garbage.
They offered the change, but not in a right way. Too many plot holes and pointless twists.
Disney surely know how to screw it up with a heart of profit. Just suck this money printing machine dry. This shouldA fun industry pipeline garbage.
They offered the change, but not in a right way. Too many plot holes and pointless twists.
Disney surely know how to screw it up with a heart of profit. Just suck this money printing machine dry.
This should be the last of Star Wars movie...Please stop… Expand
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bmcmen2000Dec 17, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. OK, this is the first review I have ever written, but this movie was so disappointing I felt it was worth the time to tell SW fans who aren't total idiots to NOT watch this movie. Terrible movie, horrible writing, wasted characters in Snoke and Captain Phasma, casino mission was forced inclusion for terrible characters that nobody wants to see, really Disney, nobody! I am supposed to believe Luke would be afraid of and think about killing his nephew? And his death is just a waste. The director should never do another movie again, he should hide in shame. I can't believe I'm saying this but next time I'll wait for Redbox.… Expand
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silvariDec 27, 2017
This was a disaster. They destroyed my feelings and Star Wars story. F you Disney. I will not buy any ticket on your movies, I will not buy any goodies from you. Never EVER again.
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CainTheEnablerDec 20, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. If there has ever been a time I have been fundamentally disgusted with the Star Wars Franchise it's now. Corny love stories, poor lines and poor acting as in Episode 2 and 3 are forgivable, cringeworthy, but forgivable. A Terrible character like Jar-Jar Binks in Episode 1, while horrible in his own respect, at least had development, a back story and a compelling quirk (oddly lucky clumsiness which led people to speculate about what it means to be force sensitive). But this movie... This movie wasn't what I would call "bad" more so than a slap in the face for any new and old Star Wars fan.

No this isn't a gripe about the awkward diversity of characters (the stuttering Codebreaker was actually refreshing.). What irritates me is that there is no compelling character development. There is literally none. Rey doesn't learn any real lesson from Luke and decides to act rashly and impulsively. Her punishment? Ren kills Snoke. Ok? I know this is meant to be a big turn for Ren, but this isn't foreshadowed, it isn't built up. Snoke was never developed into a compelling or threatening character so his death just feels flat...

Another big problem is the Codebreaker plot. Why in God's name was this allowed to be in the movie? It's so far removed from the story that it makes no sense. Not only that but the whole thing was rendered pointless. The justification behind it was that a fusion powered interstellar warship was "running out of fuel" and couldn't escape because a DREADNOUGHT was tracing its location. What really bothers me about this is that Mon Cal cruisers are slower than Imperial Dreadnoughts and Tie Fighters are around 25x faster than them as well. A bomber fleet would have taken out the crippled ship in MINUTES. Also literally dropping bombs in space? LIKE WTF ARE YOU SMOKING? Leia surviving space for over 3 minutes? WTF?

Worst of all Luke was gutted as a character. I dont mind the nod to Yoda's character by turning him into the "scholar" type, but Luke, being the "Last Jedi," is the only living conduit for the light side of the force. That and his Skywalker blood would make him a literal God. Luke should have had a renewed vigor and faced Ren in person only to be outmatched by the only conduit of the dark side. Imagine Luke deflecting walker lasers with one hand and force crushing another set with his other as Luke deflects the barage towards Ren's walker Ren stops the lasers in place one after the other as he yells in a fit of rage (a potentially visually striking scene with time for a flashback to Luke's intended murder of Ren), ignites his lightsaber and jumps out of the walker (the walker explodes while he leaps towards Luke, letting the suspended lasers continue their original path. In the aftermath, a lightsaber fight begins.

And here's another thing I dont understand why the lightsaber battles have been denigrated. Lucas used them as a plot device to create tension during dramatic character development. Sadly this movie lost ALL TENSION and FAILED TO DEVELOP ITS CHARACTERS. IT FOCUSED ON HUMOR, VISUALS AND IRRELEVANT POLITICAL JABS (ie the casino scenes). IT ALSO BUTCHERS ALREADY DEVELOPED CHARACTERS BY FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGING THEIR MOTIVATIONS. TL:DR the movie is poorly directed, poorly written, ignorant of even the most basic of Star Wars lore, and, above all, I'm left with a bad taste in my mouth with nothing answered and no desire to see another Star Wars movie. I've never felt like that before about Star Wars even the trash of the prequels was better! I wish this movie was never made! I take is back this IS a "bad" movie 0/10… Expand
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CockADoodleCockDec 18, 2017
An exceptionally poor film completely out of line with the star wars universe built up over the previous films. Extremely cheap jokes thrown in removes any of the epicness of the film. Massive plot holes galore. An absolute disaster of a film.
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EmilarsenDec 19, 2017
From puzzled and insulted, to confused and heartbroken!
Four days ago I went to see The Last Jedi, or so I thought... it turned out to be Fast & Furious The Political Correct Star Wars Marvel Franchise Block Buster Tropes Movie Series EntryFrom puzzled and insulted, to confused and heartbroken!
Four days ago I went to see The Last Jedi, or so I thought... it turned out to be Fast & Furious The Political Correct Star Wars Marvel Franchise Block Buster Tropes Movie Series Entry 1.. After 10 mins I was puzzled by the setup and lack of competent opposition for our heroes. After 20 mins I was weirded out by slapstick and out of character moments. After 60 mins I was in denial... so many awful choices made for this movie. After 90 mins I was angry and wanted to walk out - a feeling I've never ever felt for SW or any other film before. After 120 mins I was insulted by so many strange plot holes and lost opportunities. After 152 mins I was confused... why would anyone do this to a beloved story? After a day I was just heartbroken :(… Expand
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hegyitahoDec 16, 2017
what a horrible, way too long, incoherent mess. even an empire remake would have been better.
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MancoDec 17, 2017
Technically, a decent film (5 or 6/10) but probably the worst Star Wars film ever.

It's like Rian Johnson wanted to be some contrarian or disagreed with the philosophy of Star Wars and decided to (poorly) deconstruct Star Wars and turn theTechnically, a decent film (5 or 6/10) but probably the worst Star Wars film ever.

It's like Rian Johnson wanted to be some contrarian or disagreed with the philosophy of Star Wars and decided to (poorly) deconstruct Star Wars and turn the film into the "anti-Star Wars" Star Wars movie.

He negates all the growth, values, and experiences made in both the OT and TFA but doesn't placate anything new in place of all the things he subverts. We don't learn anything about the characters or why they do the things they do. We don't learn why Snoke is interested in fighting the Jedi or where he came from. Rey still hasn't received any training and yet, is the equivalent of Kylo Ren (all the Mary Sue accusers here gain traction to a film that could've easily negated their arguments). The characters do stupid things that serve no purpose to the story other than to say, "oh look, here's some vague and shallow demonstration of failure or growth".

The dialogue was out of place and wonky. You had awkward phrases and sayings like "Godspeed" or "chrome dome" or "laser swords" which doesn't belong in a galaxy far, far way.

The humor was awful and killed all the tension in the film. It's as if the writer thought the Marvel movie quips were suited for the SW universe and brought it in to supplement all the violence and genocide. Likewise, they wasted 30 minutes of the film dedicated to a boring casino subplot that ended up irrelevant to the plot. Totally poor direction here.

Anyway, it's just a huge disappointment. I am certain that I will NOT be watching the next two Star Wars films. Likewise, I fear they will ruin the Obi-Wan film which will come after.… Expand
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throwaway15Dec 19, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie killed Star Wars for me. It was so bad, that I simply don't care about the Star Wars universe anymore. There was so much potential wasted. For example, we've been waiting 30 years to see Luke Skywalker again, to see him just be a total jedi badass like vader was at the beginning of Episode 4. But no. We get a cranky old coward who milks aliens and fishes and just runs away for half the movie. We also got the lamest, stupidest space battles that have no bearing on reality. Why do the rebel bombers rely on gravity to pull their bombs down, in space, where there is no gravity? This movie is just such a joke, and wastes the interesting mysteries provided by Episode 7 (which also was bad), which clearly shows there is no one at Disney in charge of the overall story of Star Wars. The whole thing just totally turned me off of Star Wars and left me feeling totally betrayed. Why should I invest in a IP/Franchise/Setting if at any time, the stories I grew up with are all wiped away as no longer canon, only to be replaced with garbage like this? If they did it once, they can do it again at any time. Why give them any more money when they've clearly just given their fans the finger? I'm simply done. Star Wars is dead. Well done Disney.… Expand
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Lasius-NigerDec 20, 2017
That's what you get for promoting SJW agenda. Hey you, mental midgets - maybe next time you make a movie you think about the other 95% of the country population that hates SJW **** and maybe just maybe, you won't fail this miserably...That's what you get for promoting SJW agenda. Hey you, mental midgets - maybe next time you make a movie you think about the other 95% of the country population that hates SJW **** and maybe just maybe, you won't fail this miserably... Greetings to paid and SJW shill reviewers from different websites -you failed as well. this movie will flop. And we couldn't be happier.… Expand
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ArlindrDec 17, 2017
Not only it ruined all that new magic J.J. Abrams set up, BUT it might aswell ruined the whole franchise, one of the most beloved and originals in Cinema history. I think that director choice was the main reason for this letdown andNot only it ruined all that new magic J.J. Abrams set up, BUT it might aswell ruined the whole franchise, one of the most beloved and originals in Cinema history. I think that director choice was the main reason for this letdown and disrespectful movie, If we can call it A Movie! Giving 1 star because of the amazing cast.… Expand
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willvanhalenDec 19, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I just can't stop getting down about how terrible that movie was, I enjoyed TFA and was excited to see how the characters are gonna develop, they didn't, they got turned into a joke or were flat out killed off with no explanation of who Snoke was or why he looked like that, people keep screaming it'll be answered in a spin off or novel, its 2017 you don't need to do that anymore, you could of revealed he was a clone of the emperor and id of been at least interesting but no, one of the most powerful force wielders gets duped by a whiney ass joke of an antagonist. Christ I could go on and on about how Luke was turned into mess of a character (props to Hamill though for staying professional and doing a kick ass performance) how the middle of tje movie was just the most mundane piece of **** ive witnessed, ah man im so gutted.

And seeing people defend it by saying only trolls are leaving a bad review? Grow up and realise half the fan base is **** fuming over this garbage.… Expand
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Lorenjw1981Dec 20, 2017
I left the movie theater with such an uneasy feeling that I couldn't shake. It mainly boils down to why Disney would allow this film to be made the way that it was. Such poor treatment of a wonderful franchise. Especially after Rogue One wasI left the movie theater with such an uneasy feeling that I couldn't shake. It mainly boils down to why Disney would allow this film to be made the way that it was. Such poor treatment of a wonderful franchise. Especially after Rogue One was so well done.… Expand
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OstiakDec 20, 2017
I have watched episodes 1-7 over 100 times and know most lines by heart. Since my first Star Wars movie, which I watched 35 years ago until episode 8, these have always been the series closest to my heart. Not anymore. Disney and the amateursI have watched episodes 1-7 over 100 times and know most lines by heart. Since my first Star Wars movie, which I watched 35 years ago until episode 8, these have always been the series closest to my heart. Not anymore. Disney and the amateurs responsible for that joke really did a great job alienating so many Star Wars fans. To cut the long story short:

1. I undestand now why Mark Hamill did not agree with the Director about Luke. I will pretend that the Luke story ends with Return of the Jedi. I feel betrayed and devastated after watching what he has become.
2. Cheap jokes from B rating movies. We, the Star Wars fans are more intelligent than that. Who allowed such crappy humor in the movie?
3. All questions after Episode 7 go in the garbage. Good job killing the fabula and the character stories, Disney. In short, I didn’t see any character stories in Episode 8. It all felt like a bad dream come true. What could have been done wrong with all characters was done wrong. Especially very terrible ideas about Snoke and Ray.
4. This is the first Star Wars movie that made me bored on the 30th minute after watching it and I couldn’t wait to finish. I will never watch it again.
5. Forget about all previous episodes. Disney did a great job restarting the series, unfortunately in the worst possible way.
6. Bad character dialogues and story telling. I never felt excited or curious during the whole movie, which makes me feel strange as I have always watched previous episodes with great interest.

I wish the series ended with episode 6. Damage is already done, RIP Star Wars.… Expand
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ZenzukaiDec 17, 2017
So Disney is really ripping my heart out on this film. Despite throwing in so many jokes, I didn't laugh even once. I thought most jokes were ill timed and detracted from the moments they were cut into. I would have preferred the entireSo Disney is really ripping my heart out on this film. Despite throwing in so many jokes, I didn't laugh even once. I thought most jokes were ill timed and detracted from the moments they were cut into. I would have preferred the entire thing dark without the weird awkward attempts at humor. The events of the film seem completely objective in achieving a blank slate to launch other products from. The ultimate climax of Disnefying the Star Wars franchise into its branding machine.

The visuals were very good, the action scenes excellent, art direction, choreography all great. Some scenes are really interesting. This would have been an excellent movie if the writing from the start was good, but it wasn't. The drama was forced and weirdly paced, had many plot holes, many parts this movie are disjunct from the preceding films (mediocre as it was) now completely reset by the events of this film. So now there is a weird love-hate thing between Rey and Kylo, Finn got paired with Rose conveniently to lose the Rey love interest setup. Seems like only yesterday Disney was wiping the Star Wars slate clean the first time, they can't even do two films without do-overs.… Expand
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Fingolfin0000Dec 19, 2017
This is by far the worst Star Wars film that has ever been made. Bad acting, poor sub plot. The jokes were forced, overused, and shouldnt have been in the serious parts of the movie. The only reason the Porgs were in the movie was for quickThis is by far the worst Star Wars film that has ever been made. Bad acting, poor sub plot. The jokes were forced, overused, and shouldnt have been in the serious parts of the movie. The only reason the Porgs were in the movie was for quick marketing money grab.The only good actors in the movie fell flat, and the only good characters that were in the movie were wasted completely. This film was a travesty. Rian Johnson should be ashamed of what he single-handedly did to ruin this franchise. If this is any indication of where this Star Wars franchise is heading, I for one will never watch another, and I have been a life long fan. Boo, Disney, boo.… Expand
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1p2r3Dec 20, 2017
This movie is absolute, complete, and unfiltered trash. A """film""" that has completely forgotten that it has a duty to tell a coherent narrative with fleshed out subplots and characters that people care for. Not to mention replete with plotThis movie is absolute, complete, and unfiltered trash. A """film""" that has completely forgotten that it has a duty to tell a coherent narrative with fleshed out subplots and characters that people care for. Not to mention replete with plot holes. I cannot believe that this movie has made me wary of Disney actually allowing just one person to be in charge of creating and directing a Star Wars film and almost makes me yearn for The Force Awakens' film by committee.… Expand
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AntiquaryDec 19, 2017
Good luck with killing the past Disney, the only resonance this movie had came from past movies, it brings nothing to Star Wars - Star Wars is now Kylo Ren, killing anything in its way with zero motive - all of those brilliant fan theoriesGood luck with killing the past Disney, the only resonance this movie had came from past movies, it brings nothing to Star Wars - Star Wars is now Kylo Ren, killing anything in its way with zero motive - all of those brilliant fan theories out there and we get this, it's fan fiction by someone who never watched the original films but got the plot points off Wikipedia.… Expand
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TheBatsDec 16, 2017
Holy **** this movie is just so disappointing. TLJ doesn't even feel like a Star Wars movie, but like a Marvel movie with all the forced humour and no plot formula. Disney really ruined the franchise with this one. I am definitely pulled outHoly **** this movie is just so disappointing. TLJ doesn't even feel like a Star Wars movie, but like a Marvel movie with all the forced humour and no plot formula. Disney really ruined the franchise with this one. I am definitely pulled out of the franchise because of TLJ. I understand you wanted to create something different but you don't break the basic important laws/rules of the mythology while doing that. It's just so embarrassing. I wanted Carrie Fisher to get epic farewell but instead with got this disjointed mess of a movie.… Expand
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AreYouSeriousDec 16, 2017
Can't say much more than what has already been said:

What a complete and utter piece of trash. This "film" destroys 40 years of lore, and manages to make the prequels look like Academy Award winning masterpieces. What a sad day it is forCan't say much more than what has already been said:

What a complete and utter piece of trash. This "film" destroys 40 years of lore, and manages to make the prequels look like Academy Award winning masterpieces.

What a sad day it is for the Star Wars universe.… Expand
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jamesdantonDec 17, 2017
I have walked out of three movies in my entire 40 years on the planet: Meet The Spartans, Battleship and now... a STAR WARS MOVIE??? I couldn't STAND it anymore, it was dumb and when it wasn't dumb it was BORING and when it wasn't boring itI have walked out of three movies in my entire 40 years on the planet: Meet The Spartans, Battleship and now... a STAR WARS MOVIE??? I couldn't STAND it anymore, it was dumb and when it wasn't dumb it was BORING and when it wasn't boring it was insulting me with bad comedy or ridiculous actions by established characters and bruising virtue signalling messages. What garbage.… Expand
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BradleyJordanDec 20, 2017
I was really excited to see this movie and once again the bad acting and writing ruined the movie. My husband and I both disliked this movie, it felt like a waste of time. After the movie, my husband asked what was the point of the movie, II was really excited to see this movie and once again the bad acting and writing ruined the movie. My husband and I both disliked this movie, it felt like a waste of time. After the movie, my husband asked what was the point of the movie, I couldn't think of one. I wasn't moved by any of the actors, and what was tolerable when I watched Star Wars in my teens, became unbearable this time. It is sad that they try the same old formulation that barely worked back in the 70's, and movies today, run circles around this piece of trash. I can't believe the reviewers gave it such high mark, WTF. Makes me less likely to trust reviewers, less likely to go to the movies. I too just created an account to write this review, too bad it wasn't a good review. I generously gave it a 2 rating because I love sci-fi.… Expand
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riparragDec 21, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Sad times for the community of star wars.
Rian destroyed Star Wars and broke my heart.
Rian destroyed Luke Skywalker.
The worst star wars movie ever.
I'm so disappointed that I do not think I'm going to see another star wars Disney movie again.


The only way to fix this **** is for JJ Abrams to make Luke have a vision (a ****ty vision) and start the movie again… Expand
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DrakanDec 17, 2017
A complete waste of time. This movie is so amateurish. It breaks off with original trilogy creating a bland story that does not answer any questions and creates even more questions. Avoid.
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AfropDec 20, 2017
easily the worst star wars film ever made. even as a film it has so much wrong with it. Killing off the legacy of core characters and not answering any of the important questions raised by the last film. I have never been disappointed with aeasily the worst star wars film ever made. even as a film it has so much wrong with it. Killing off the legacy of core characters and not answering any of the important questions raised by the last film. I have never been disappointed with a star wars film. till now
honestly the trailer is better than the actual film… Expand
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SenorgallardoDec 17, 2017
Just awful! The characters have no real purpose at all, specially the old ones. Phasma, Finn & Rose are a complete waste and not to mention Snooke. Music and effects are nothing special, and Luke story is a complete mess
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JD_ChambersApr 18, 2018
What a mess. I had to go back and play the Knights of the Old Republic games to cleanse my palate with good Star Wars writing. The movie has many plot holes, comedy that always falls flat and is out of place, is heavily politicized, and is aWhat a mess. I had to go back and play the Knights of the Old Republic games to cleanse my palate with good Star Wars writing. The movie has many plot holes, comedy that always falls flat and is out of place, is heavily politicized, and is a slap in the face to serious fans of the series. I found little redeeming about this film.… Expand
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calebconawayDec 18, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie is very much a mixed bag for me. There are things that I absolutely loved about the movie, and there are things that I not only strongly disliked but kinda ruined Star Wars as a saga for me. Visually, the movie is a masterpiece. The action is awesome; however, I wish so badly that they would bring back grand and epic scale lightsaber battles like in the prequels. The movie gave some great character depth to Kylo Ren and Rey, which I enjoyed. Now, one thing I hated is that they ruined the character of Luke Skywalker. I understand he's a changed man because of the events that are explained in this movie, but his actions are not like him at all. The Leia force reveal was both cool and laughably cheesy at the same time, so I don't know how I feel about that. The death of Snoke absurdly disappointing. Rey's parental reveal was a huge slap in the face to the audience and fans. The ENTIRE Finn and Rose plot should've been removed. It did nothing to further the story in any way whatsoever. If you took it out completely, not only would the plot remain unaffected, but the movie would actually be better.… Expand
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danifaeDec 18, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Zero plot, characters bland and doing things without reasons... Time bomb after time bomb to link scenes in a movie with no plot. The deus ex machina resource is so used that I was counting the number due to boredom. The only good thing was the music. Same old music and same sounds from the rest. Truly disappointed. I haven't found a fan of SW that liked it... Which in itself says a lot about how casual and non-star-wars it actually is.… Expand
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TrustTheForceDec 18, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I don't want to say that the movie was terrible, in a technical sense. There were lots of interesting moments and it was gorgeously shot. And until the last 10 minutes of the movie I was mostly on board. But having Luke die in such an uninspiring way really killed it for me. Essentially, what we are left with is the complete negation of the original three movies. The heroes save the day in RotJ. That buys them a few years of quasi peace. Luke messes up Ben Solo's training, and as a result goes into exile for the rest of his life (note that he never gave up on Vader even though Vader was objectively worse). Then, finally, when Luke reconnects with the world, he dies due to...what? Overexertion? We have no idea. So what Rian did to possibly my favorite character ever is why this movie gets a 2 from me. The plot was honestly not great even without the Luke-centric objections, but like I said I could've gotten by with that if Luke lived or died in a blaze of glory or something coherent. Oh well.… Expand
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ScojoeDec 17, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Awful Star Wars film. So many bad writing and directing decisions. Second worst Star Wars film after The Phantom Menace. Obvious director didn't know what to do with Phasma and Snoke so he just killed them. Slowest chase in history, why did Hux not just send ships ahead of Rebel ship by light speed to cut them off? Why did Haldo not just tell Poe the plan? So many awful scenes, Luke throwing the lighsabre over his shoulder, Luke milking the creature, the ironing scene, Leia's scene in space had the audience in stitches, every scene on Canto Bight, topless Kylo Ren, Anakin 2.0 and the list goes on and on. Johnson should be removed from any future Star Wars project as this was a terrible attempt at a Star Wars movie. I've seen every Star Wars movie in the opening week since 1977 and am a huge fan of the franchise, this one doesn't belong. Awful awful movie.… Expand
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vonbek1123Dec 20, 2017
I've seen every SW movie going to back to '77 on opening night w/ my father and entire family. Loved most, liked even ones others thought were poor. Spent thousands on laserdisc(OT), VCR copies, DVD and BR. My entire family has LOVED SW'sI've seen every SW movie going to back to '77 on opening night w/ my father and entire family. Loved most, liked even ones others thought were poor. Spent thousands on laserdisc(OT), VCR copies, DVD and BR. My entire family has LOVED SW's since its inception. This movie just pissed in the faces of all the fans that made this franchise the "event movie" that it is. I'm done. 40yrs and this flick has made it abundantly clear that I'm not wanted in this new universe of SW's, so I relent. Not one more dime from me.… Expand
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moonglummDec 18, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Absolute nonsensical garbage.The fight scenes were pathetic,not one single light saber fight.Not really Star Wars if all the lore from the previous films has been thrown out and discounted,zero continuation.Luke won't be bringing balance to the force now!This film should be retitled Harry Potter in Space… Expand
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Vreddy21Dec 20, 2017
Insultingly bad. Seemed like it was meant to spawn think-pieces and gushing blogs more than anything. Rian Johnson has made a inclusive and diverse movie, but along the way completely forgot about making a good one
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ligerbomb27Dec 19, 2017
Probably the saddest movie review I've ever had to write. This was awful beyond words. In the spirit of not revealing spoilers, all I'll say is this: it was a complete departure from The Force Awakens, and the overall tone and feel of StarProbably the saddest movie review I've ever had to write. This was awful beyond words. In the spirit of not revealing spoilers, all I'll say is this: it was a complete departure from The Force Awakens, and the overall tone and feel of Star Wars in general. It was a reboot ... one movie after we got a reboot.

You like Poe? He's wasted, and basically treated like an idiot the whole film. Like Finn? He's wasted too. Liked the budding potential romance between Finn and Rey? Nope, it's gone. Excited to find out about the First Order? Don't get your hopes up. Like Kylo Ren's cool mask? They got rid of that, too. Like Chewie? He's almost omitted from the film. It goes on and on.

This is a movie designed as a middle finger to long time Star Wars fans, and even fans of The Force Awakens. This is a tear-down. This burns the entire lore to the ground and starts fresh, and it's as baffling as it is insulting.

I fear that Marvel is next. Infinity Gauntlet will likely be the last non-political, non-social commentary Marvel film, and from here on out we're getting the absolute worst social justice garbage saturating every aspect of those films, too. 'Han Solo' will be the first Star Wars movies that I won't see in theaters. Which is something that actually breaks my heart.… Expand
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StarWarsFan1Dec 20, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Just about everything that should be said about this movie has been said. It is a terrible Star Wars movie and a good Scifi movie. I personally haven't followed any other scifi franchises for thirty years. Disney is missing the boat and losing the Star Wars magic. I explained to my nephew in a way he could understand. Think if Spiderman was infected with Venom "DarkSide" and Captain America chose to kill him in his sleep. Now think if Spiderman was his young nephew. Now think if Spiderman was Captain America's twin sister's child and the only family he has. That is what this movie chose for Star Wars. Skywalker risked everything for family. It is a well established character arc. Even his evil father renounced the Dark Side for family. Now he is willing to murder a child in his sleep that his twin sister has asked him to protect. Just for LS to think about that is too much of a stretch. This type of decision from Lucasfilm storymakers are represented throughout the film. Terrible SW Movie.… Expand
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MarlonicusDec 19, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I don't know where to start with how bad this is. I have moved on from disbelief to anger. The film is a mess. It squanders a largely talented cast of actors including Mark Hamill to set fire to the legacy of the originals and succeeds in burying the franchise in one go. Script is dire. The plot is complete nonsense. There is zero suspense and about million instances of just pure terrible moments. The Leia scene in space is just the worst thing that's ever happened in a film. That this made it through a test screening and an editing process is frankly astonishing. I wish I'd never seen it.… Expand
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hallrwDec 16, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. In a 152 minutes, the Last Jedi flushed all the lore, characters, as well as the myth and worldbuilding that had made this a beloved franchise. It was almost if there was distaste for anything Luke or Skywalker and now the characters of Luke, Leia, and Han are gone to make way for the new? The aforementioned characters and Skywalker legacy caried this franchise for five decades, hundreds of books, comic runs, video and rpgs, and several cartoon series. This movie seemed to want to make all of that non-important. GoT might as well flush the Targaryen's, Starks, Lannisters, and Baratheons. I can't see Kylo, Rey, Finn, and Poe carrying on such a legacy of their own both within the movieverse and without which made offing Han, now Luke, and of course Leia's next movei all the more tragic.… Expand
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GerryBlueDec 15, 2017
No wonder Daisy Ridley wants out, and the cast didn't look as excited during the press tour as with TFA. This is not a bad movie from a movie making point of view (although it looks and feels more like a Marvel movie) but story wise it isNo wonder Daisy Ridley wants out, and the cast didn't look as excited during the press tour as with TFA. This is not a bad movie from a movie making point of view (although it looks and feels more like a Marvel movie) but story wise it is plain bad. Terrible story decisions, it drags a lot during the middle with a subplot that does absolutely NOTHING to the story and goes on for about 40 minutes, lots of plotholes, zero character development. Revenge of the Sith is a much, much better movie. Watched twice, will NEVER watch again in my life.… Expand
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agraciottiDec 20, 2017
How the hell a major studio is able to do a Star Wars without magic, without mythology, without character arc or hero's journey, in a big MESS of a script (nobody learns anything, nothing gets anywhere)...is really beyond me. This wasHow the hell a major studio is able to do a Star Wars without magic, without mythology, without character arc or hero's journey, in a big MESS of a script (nobody learns anything, nothing gets anywhere)...is really beyond me. This was dreadful to watch.… Expand
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TibirDec 19, 2017
I love Star Wars and was always some kind of fanboy. But this movie shows that it was wrong to use old characters and it shouldnt be a sequel. As a standalone movie I liked it, I had fun. But as a Star Wars I hate it, it is way too much humorI love Star Wars and was always some kind of fanboy. But this movie shows that it was wrong to use old characters and it shouldnt be a sequel. As a standalone movie I liked it, I had fun. But as a Star Wars I hate it, it is way too much humor in there and on the wrong spots, Its not serious anymore and lost so much Star Wars feeling.It destroys the old legacy and the characters episode 7 introduced.… Expand
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echetlosDec 18, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. First of all it was a movie to see in the cinema, well done Disney BUT it was NOT a Star Wars movie. Where to start from the throw away of Anakin lightsaber scene, from the goofiness of Rey, from the milking alien, from the eternal chase, from the f*** space I'm Mairy Poppins, from Snoke scene "I can read your mind" and "I make you connect you fools" dead by Kylos ignite lightsaber throw the Force, from Phasma the badass you always fall down, from the luke super-saiyan scene and many many more. Aaaahhh!! And Lukes death-force ghost, come on who the hell directed it the high school movie team. Not a Star Wars movie period. I watch all the movies-animated series and I loved them but this. No..No...Noooo...Noo....Hell..NO… Expand
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EricSedanoDec 19, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I created an account for the sole purpose of making this review. The movie is OK and mediocre, visuals are stunning and some of the scenes are good. But what really killed it for me is the story and dismissing the lore star-wars already have. The bad jokes, the Mary sue Rey, Snoke, there is a lot of things wrong here but killing of these characters and not doing justice in doing so is a big dick move. I get it, there is new heroes, new age is coming to star-wars. I have no problem with that in fact I will support it for the future generation to enjoy same as I did when I was a kid. However, without proper story telling it won't work. Fans will not love Rey cause she is just strong and she is a female. Wonder Woman did it right why can't you? Too much political agenda as well. But what really hurt me is how they did Luke. I watch a lot of Hamill's disappointment and now I get why. Disney please don't do Episode 9 and return Starwars to GL. :(… Expand
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DentlDec 16, 2017
Бля поцаны , это фиаско , сюжет полный пиздец , герои деревянные ебланы , если у вас есть зачатки логики и мозг не ходите , разшибете себе лицоБля поцаны , это фиаско , сюжет полный пиздец , герои деревянные ебланы , если у вас есть зачатки логики и мозг не ходите , разшибете себе лицо
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GraysaintDec 20, 2017
Somehow, Disney managed to make a Star Wars movie where I both didn't care about what was happening, and I didn't leave the theater caring about what was going to happen next. RIP - Star Wars. I will miss you.
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rez0rDec 19, 2017
The filmmakers were obviously more interested in hitting as many story beats as possible while zig-zagging between twist and turns instead of just telling a story about hope.
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neogenesisDec 20, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The Last Jedi is a movie that tries extremely hard to be politically-correct, while at the same time promoting social ideals such as embracing inclusivity & diversity, that it forgets what it means to be a part of the Star Wars lore. For example, one of the most legendary and highly-respected protagonists in cinematic history has been reduced to an uninspiring hermit drinking milk off an alien-cow hybrid as part of his daily routine. Luke deserves better.

Supreme Leader Snoke could potentially be a much sinister villain than Darth Sidious but was unfortunately killed off hastily, Darth Maul-style. Meanwhile, forgettable and insignificant token characters such as Finn and Rose were kept alive all in the name of "multiracial-diversity" and "political-correctness". And don't get me started on the space battles: It was vomit-inducing.

Two-thirds of the movie was built on the premise that the fleeing Resistance cruiser was conveniently placed out of the potent firing range of the entire First Order armada hence the need for the lengthy pursuit. But that clearly raises more questions than answers. Firstly, the entire armada consisted of an estimated 4-5 First Order Star Destroyers including the massive Snoke's personal flagship “Supremacy”, all armed to the teeth with thousands of turbolasers, hundreds of laser batteries, tractor beams, anti-ship torpedoes, and this movie is telling me that none of these sophisticated & powerful destroyers could handle one feeble Resistance cruiser? Unbelievable. Secondly, General Hux could have just deployed his entire squadron of TIE Bombers to strategically target the cruiser's engines and shield generators, decapitating it entirely! Mission accomplished.

The gigantic First Order Dreadnought that is capable of orbital bombardment from space was shockingly vulnerable to "vertical-dropping bombs that defies space physics" from one Resistance bomber.

The "finding the codebreaker at the Casino-Monaco Planet" storyline was grossly unnecessary and a borefest. I understand the writers wanted to further develop the Finn-Rose dynamic but as a longtime fan, it would have been better to allocate the precious screentime to a more-engaging backstory about Snoke or showing more of Rey's Jedi training.

Leia flying around in space without a spacesuit. Apparently being strong in the Force negates the urgent need for oxygen, being frozen, or propelling oneself through a microgravity environment. SpaceX, anyone?

Snoke's death was unreasonably premature.

Luke's death, while expected, could be better managed by the writers.

Kylo-Rey intergalactic Force-Skype communication: The next Tinder in the making?

My Conclusion: A Disney-approved Sci-Fi comedy specially made for the general audience, with Porgs for the kids, while leaving behind the tiny bits of crumbs for the longtime fans to scrimp on.

Hey, as long as Disney makes $2billion at the box office and millions more on merchandise and other related IPs, who are we to criticise them? In the end, it's all business, profits, and nothing else.… Expand
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RedZeppelin96Dec 16, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. More cons than pros in this one.

- Plot holes

- Bad pacing - Forced humor.

- Terrible send-off for Luke

- "Leia Poppins".… Expand
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ScienceAdvisorDec 16, 2017
Pure marketing driven movie making, with little actual development, just abrupt plot changes. Everything that was built-up in the first movie, is easily discarded by a highschool plot that wants to be more Michael Bay than the man himself.Pure marketing driven movie making, with little actual development, just abrupt plot changes. Everything that was built-up in the first movie, is easily discarded by a highschool plot that wants to be more Michael Bay than the man himself. Apparently ending with a 45 cinematic scene is enough to appease those whom are easily entertained, so they forget all the plot holes and abrupt conclusions for significant characters. The rest of us are left wondering why this movie was necessary at all, given how little actual development occurred during the first hour and 45 minutes. Rey suddenly becomes a sword master *before* Luke begins training. The master himself, the very embodiment of forgiveness (especially for a family member) is turned into a homicidal, alien nipple sucking (for laughs apparently) imitation of what he is supposed to be.

Edit - to all those claiming any view but your own *must* be due to trolls, you should look in the mirror and see what you have become. Also, for those blaming the writers, the only writer is Rian Johnson (the director). You can add a little for JJ Abrams as the Exec. Producer as well, since he should have been paying *some* attention to what was going on.… Expand
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m7twoDec 18, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Waited 37 years to watch this crap. From drinking milk from an alien boob to flying around like superman in deep space. This movie has it all. I could not tell if this was Spaceballs or Star Wars.… Expand
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nuphJan 21, 2018
Clunky dialogue. Terrible acting and effects. No drama to the action sequences. Cheesy, campy, goofy. Bad ideas. Those things Skywalker milks are worse than Jar Jar. This film makes Lucas looks like Scorsese. Proof that critics are boughtClunky dialogue. Terrible acting and effects. No drama to the action sequences. Cheesy, campy, goofy. Bad ideas. Those things Skywalker milks are worse than Jar Jar. This film makes Lucas looks like Scorsese. Proof that critics are bought off; how else could they give extremely positive reviews when the audience ratings give it terrible ratings. Go see Bladerunner 2049 for great sci fi.… Expand
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HelenHDec 27, 2017
Big gaps in plot, huge gaps in logic. Sorry, but I'm tired of "enemies have the IQ of about 35, are unable to plan ahead and always focus on one thing only". Two hours and thirty five minutes of wasted time. I never thought I would give aBig gaps in plot, huge gaps in logic. Sorry, but I'm tired of "enemies have the IQ of about 35, are unable to plan ahead and always focus on one thing only". Two hours and thirty five minutes of wasted time. I never thought I would give a movie a zero as a rating, but here it is.… Expand
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AdamPPeterson1Dec 26, 2017
This is supposed to be Star Wars. But it will never be Star Wars without George Lucas. From the Fanfiction Awakens to this movie, the characters developed in the original trilogy are ignored and poorly written. all of the new charactersThis is supposed to be Star Wars. But it will never be Star Wars without George Lucas. From the Fanfiction Awakens to this movie, the characters developed in the original trilogy are ignored and poorly written. all of the new characters fail at everything they were trying to do. Rose stopping Fin from being a hero was terrible. Luke considering killing Darth Snape is too out of character. Turning the empire into Nazis is laughable. This was not Star Wars, this was Disney Wars and has ruined my opinion of Disney with Star Wars. Can someone start a petition for George Lucas to write his own versions of episodes 7, 8, and 9? We don't even need films, just books of the real story with Kira the Jedi. But as for now, all I can think is Step into the grand tour, grand tour grand tour, step into the grand tour, Star Wars GT! I hope Star wars bombs from here on out.… Expand
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SaddikXaqalJan 2, 2018
I'm giving a 0 which is completely unfair for what is a visually entertaining production, but I'm doing it as a way to call the attention towards what I consider to be a very poor writing and bland underdeveloped characters. The movie missedI'm giving a 0 which is completely unfair for what is a visually entertaining production, but I'm doing it as a way to call the attention towards what I consider to be a very poor writing and bland underdeveloped characters. The movie missed a huge chance to be truly great. People don't see this franchise as just another movie, SW is a cultural phenomena that people feel invested in and Disney has shown a lot of disrespect to the original fanbase that made this franchise great. Also I'm all in for strong female characters and diversity in the cast, but forcing a political agenda with poor writing is truly sad.… Expand
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dandounJan 2, 2018
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Horrible a réal masse !!! Thank you Rian Johnson you distroyed Starwars A garbage… Expand
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JamesJulianDec 19, 2017
Disappointing, horrible plot lines, and what's worse dismantles all that is good in the franchise. I went and signed the Petition to have this movie removed from the Star Wars canon. It doesn't deserve to be in the same galaxy, let aloneDisappointing, horrible plot lines, and what's worse dismantles all that is good in the franchise. I went and signed the Petition to have this movie removed from the Star Wars canon. It doesn't deserve to be in the same galaxy, let alone dvd rack as the originals. We need a redo!… Expand
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scrosbDec 20, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Worst star wars film of all time. Luke was turned into a blithering idiot, and Snoke was basically a wasted villain. Absolutely horrible!… Expand
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ThetimeisnowDec 21, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I do enjoy a great standalone action flick from time to time in which a new foundation is established and from which new concepts are spring boarded. However, Star Wars is not a new concept, its root system or foundation is well established. To remove the foundation from something by changing many of its fundamental characteristics and load bearing walls, one will quickly find a new construction. In cases in which load bearing walls, key characteristics of the franchise such as but not limited to Luke Skywalker, are to be adjusted they must must be treated with respect as they are removed to ensure that the structure does not implode. In that same vein, they must be replaced with a load bearing wall that is equally robust if not more robust in the process if one does not intend for the structure to fail at the point of alteration. It is my fear that the load bearing walls that are being removed (Luke, Han Solo, etc.) are not being replaced with much more than sticks and drywall (shallow characters & plot) and as a result the structure, in time, will inevitably fail. I can appreciate the dynamic between Kylo and Rey. However, I feel their innate abilities, in particular Rey AKA Mary Sue, to have such command over the nature of the force despite a lack of training or(struggle) seems to gut some of the epic appeal of Star Wars. Such a counter intuitive deviation from the trajectory within the physical tapestry of the Star Wars Universe seems to rattle the foundation of what constitutes the realm known as "Star Wars." To slap the name of Star Wars onto that which is only a mere reflection of what was previously known as Star Wars supplants the series' uniqueness with ambiguity and shallow attempts at balancing character introductions without first fleshing them out. Many missed opportunities to set this adventure upon new heights followed from the method in which the movie was approached. Instead of remodeling a building and adding another story to its current foundation, the foundation was demolished, and an entirely new building was constructed in which only the outside appearance retains some semblance to the buildings previous greatness. There is nothing fundamentally wrong with trying something innovative with this series, however in doing such, it is necessary to first establish plot shifts that evolve out of a catalyst that is birthed within a plot that is consistent with and logically follows from the foundation. That is to say, plot innovation does not have to come with disregard to the past, it only need to logically follow, or be backed with a sufficient reason or cause, as to why the story line is shifting the way it is. To simply take and input characters without depth, to input force abilities without reason or explanation, and to construct every villain with the structural integrity of a scarecrow and the emotional maturity of a child so that every "good" character always wins, is just disappointing. Ultimately, without a robust reason for changes in a set system while simply interjecting them with a disregard for consistency, removes the core appeal replacing it with something that is seemingly a hollow shell claiming to be Star Wars whilst being something altogether different.… Expand
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Dorian86Dec 29, 2017
I’m giving this 1 point to be fair because me and 3 other people in my group decided to leave the theatre after the first part of the movie otherwise I would have given it 0. I have to say that I’m a fan of the original trilogy but exceptI’m giving this 1 point to be fair because me and 3 other people in my group decided to leave the theatre after the first part of the movie otherwise I would have given it 0. I have to say that I’m a fan of the original trilogy but except another friend in my group the other two didn’t care about Star Wars very much so they were in just to enjoy a movie together (We are all about 30 years old). I didn’t have great expectations, I’m not a fan of episode VII, I find it inconsistent and not original but overall I think it’s an ok movie, so I tried to have an open mind for this one. I did know about the mixed reviews but nothing could have prepared me for what I’ve witnessed. I’m not going to debate the lore or the direction the story is progressing in these new films, I personally don’t like it because for me Star Wars was something else and I think Disney could have told a new original story for the new generations without the need to destroy the heroes of the old movies and their accomplishments, but , I repeat, this is only my personal opinion. ‘The Last Jedi’ was very good visually but story wise it was ridiculous, rushed, full of plot holes and inconsistecies and I’m not saying that in refer to the original trilogy, but to episode VII and even with itself. The characters choices and many scenes are totally random and don’t make any sense. As if this couldn’t be enough the movie is full of cheap forced “funny” moments and evident political topics that don’t belong in a Star Wars movie at all. We had I think 6 or 7 kids sitting in the row in front of us but I never heard anyone laughing once. I’m completely puzzled about the great reviews this movie is getting. Are good visuals, special effects and cute birds really enough to make a bad movie a great movie?… Expand
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AlexHamDec 19, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The worst Star Wars film of them all! I do not mind that this movie was about destroying the past to make way for the future, but the way it did it was just terrible. It was just terrible terrible script writing. Furthermore, I’d be surprised if the writers knew anything about the universe because they added so much ridiculous stuff that was just idiotic. Some examples include - Leia flying through spaces (she gets back in the ship without any sort of depressurisation and everyone’s fine and dandy), Yoda using his powers (why doesn’t Yoda, alone, destroy the first order then?), gravity in space, the ATAT’s land on that planet faster than Finn can get there (where did the ATAT’s even come from if the fleet was destroyed?), only one brief lightsaber fight scene, the ships run out of space fuel for the first time in the franchise, Snoke is just randomly killed (could’ve been done so much better), Luke is a whiney bum, Luke’s death is unbelievably unsatisfying and pointless, and for some reason the secret plan was held back from Poe (and therefore the audience) for no good reason... this is by no means an exhaustive list of all the things I hated about the film either! It was just trash. Horrible.… Expand
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jmidway22May 3, 2018
Horrible movie: plot is a meandering mess with no real point at times | poor acting with tons of exposition | the script is so poorly worded in places it doesn't feel at all real | the script also tries to force themes and world views in suchHorrible movie: plot is a meandering mess with no real point at times | poor acting with tons of exposition | the script is so poorly worded in places it doesn't feel at all real | the script also tries to force themes and world views in such a blunt manner it seems like someone injected an after school special in the middle of the film | this movie basically throws most of the lore and jedi groundwork from the other films.

Ultimately in 20 years, we won't even remember this film compared to the original trilogy. Despite rating sites like this trying to give it nearly the same ratings (90 new hope and this is 85).… Expand
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Mizar72Jan 1, 2018
Es horrible lo que han hecho con la saga. La escena de Luck con el sable es un insulto a la saga y a los seguidores de ella. Los personajes nuevos no tienen ningún carisma, son pegotes. El personaje de Luck lo han destrozado. Se han pasadoEs horrible lo que han hecho con la saga. La escena de Luck con el sable es un insulto a la saga y a los seguidores de ella. Los personajes nuevos no tienen ningún carisma, son pegotes. El personaje de Luck lo han destrozado. Se han pasado por el forro de....... todo lo acontecido en el episodio 7. No recomiendo ir a verla es tirar el dinero y salir disgustado.… Expand
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ChadocanDec 16, 2017
I won't even discuss on the fact tht is is not a SW movie, that it does break all the previous films and lore. I will just speak to anyone who will watch this film as a film and not as Star Wars movie. This film is very beautiful. That's it.I won't even discuss on the fact tht is is not a SW movie, that it does break all the previous films and lore. I will just speak to anyone who will watch this film as a film and not as Star Wars movie. This film is very beautiful. That's it. The story suck there are so many plot holes that I stopped counting, every single scene brings some inconsistancies that could potentially kill the film. The acting is good I guess, but the characters have 0 charisma, most of them are useless anyway. The pace is terrible, there is no link between scenes, everything is either too long or too short : the beginning take 1.5 hours is so boring and the end is a 1 hour long endless fight with no passion. Yes your read it well there is no "middle" between beginning and end in this film.… Expand
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PetjonDec 19, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Over half the movie is straight up filler. Finn and rose go to a casino planet and do nothing for 30 minutes or more. Like straight up nothing.
The whole rebel alliance are mentally handicapped that pretty much kills themselves for no reason, and everything could have been solved if COMMANDER PURPLE HAIR TOLD THEM THE PLAN.
Purple hair is the sole reason why the rebel army almost got destroyed. Leya had a fake out death, everyone in the cinema got quiet and saw Leya float in death cold. It was sad. AND THEN SUDDENLY LEYA TURNED INTO SUPERMAN AND FLEW BACK TO THE SHIP.
It was so god damn stupid it hurt me on a level i did not think was possible.
Snoke died pretty anti-climatic and we have no idea what he was who he was or what he wanted.

The only good part in the movie that really saved it from a lower score was Kylo Ren, everytime he was on the screen i was hooked and i really wished that the movie had focused more on Kylo, Rey, luke and snoke. Learning why the Jedi failed and what the future needs.
Instead we got a rushed ending and suddenly Rey can use the force whenever she want. with no training. Only see this movie if you can do it for free because half the movie is just no worth the money and the other half is decent. But not good enough to carry the whole movie.… Expand
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DavefromPayrollDec 18, 2017
Takes the promise of TFA, which was at least safe, and then just seems to revel in going against any and all Star Wars themes and characterisation. There is no progression from TFA - it’s like it never happened. There are horribleTakes the promise of TFA, which was at least safe, and then just seems to revel in going against any and all Star Wars themes and characterisation. There is no progression from TFA - it’s like it never happened. There are horrible go-and-fetch plots which don’t matter, and the comedy is jarring. Worse of all, it made Luke a frivolous figure. If Johnson wanted to be clever and subvert expectations he did it, but at expense of everything the saga has established thus far.… Expand
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S4R4J03Dec 19, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I am officially done with the Disney 'Star Wars' timeline. They have shown zero respect for the beloved original characters and I am nowhere near emotionally invested enough in their new characters to actually care what happens to them. I'm done. TFA was bad enough but at least presented some hopeful plot points for the future. This new movie not only did not deliver on those plot points, but completely laid waste to the heart and soul of the franchise - Luke Skywalker. I trusted that Disney knew how to be a caretaker of such a legacy franchise. I cannot believe how wrong I was.… Expand
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OscarBaiaDec 20, 2017
Worst star Wars ever... like to episode 1 or 2.
First hour a complete mess... saved by the second hour. Avoid going to cinemas. Watch it at home, and no one will see you cry :)
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allquixoticDec 19, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. A fairly uninspired Star Wars story, that does a lot of weird things, isn't funny but tries to be, and has tons of plot holes and seemingly random occurrences that don't feel like a movie at all. Not memorable. One of the worst Star Wars films.… Expand
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BadatDec 18, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. "The force awakens" wasn't perfect but it gave lots of good plot threads for The Last Jedi" to follow into. Rather then follow those plot points Rian Johnson jettisons most of the major plot lines from the Force Awakens, so he can weave together a plot hole filled mess of a movie. A movie about a in space chase that defies logic. The complete character assasination of Luke, who tried everything to save his father who had already fallen to the darkside even risking his life. That Luke who would do all he did for a Father already fallen as he was, would almost kill his nephew before he had even fallen? The pointless social justice plot that added an extra useless hour to the movie that amounted to nothing, from a lack of communication from the Admiral to Poe. The egregious killing of of Snoke so we can be stuck with an angsty whiny villain rather then an intimidating one.

This movie was nothing but a massive mess that dropped ok ideas for bad ones and wrecked already well established characters.… Expand
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shecianDec 20, 2017
Terrible movie. Great concepts and themes, but poorly executed. Plot holes the size of death star planets, contrived situations, and complete disregard for what came before.
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PowerUpAUDec 18, 2017
The comedy was bad. The characterisation was bad. The plot was bad. The dropping and disregard of story threads from TFA was bad. Overall this is a terrible movie
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schatteluxDec 19, 2017
Why I dont like it:
lukes is portraided as a complete loser.
kind of boring espacially the scenes on the island
no real bad guys
forced in diversity and sjw nonesense
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RonGiantiDec 16, 2017
This movie is horrible. Entire plot lines are introduced, then discarded. Got to get this plot point, hurry! Whoops, no that isn't necessary. The characters are uninspired, from the newest to the most iconic. I didn't care what happened toThis movie is horrible. Entire plot lines are introduced, then discarded. Got to get this plot point, hurry! Whoops, no that isn't necessary. The characters are uninspired, from the newest to the most iconic. I didn't care what happened to any of them. No one is a leader, everyone is an idiot. If George Lucas were dead, he would be spinning in his grave. I have seen and love the original 6 movies for my whole life.

I never want to see episode 8 again. Star Wars is dead to me now. I will not be seeing episode 9, and considering that Star Wars is my best loved Sci-fi franchise, that is saying something. I read the books, played the games (board and computer), drew pictures of the Millennium Falcon as a child and saw all the movies on opening day, including Episode 7 (which was also a huge disappointment but at least felt like it might have been hiding something that I missed...)..

I never will see E8 again, nor will I watch E9. I could have gotten a bunch of monkeys with typewriters to write a better plot and more compelling characters. It is almost as if the writer WANTED to piss on the Star Wars lore, just to say he could.… Expand
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stevesax5Dec 16, 2017
Truly sad. The movie will depress you. Makes the prequels look amazing. It's as if the director/writers said, "What do you like about Star Wars? Well, you're not going to get any of that." Also, the theme seemed to be, "You too can be aTruly sad. The movie will depress you. Makes the prequels look amazing. It's as if the director/writers said, "What do you like about Star Wars? Well, you're not going to get any of that." Also, the theme seemed to be, "You too can be a Jedi, kids... now come to Disney and buy a lightsaber."… Expand
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Megatron9879Dec 19, 2017
Last Jedi is the worst Star Wars movie. It is absolute trash and I am really mad because Disney is ruining Star Wars. Stupid jokes, over 9000 plot holes, no development of Snoke and Phasma, absolutelty awful Luke's story! Oh, and Leia flyingLast Jedi is the worst Star Wars movie. It is absolute trash and I am really mad because Disney is ruining Star Wars. Stupid jokes, over 9000 plot holes, no development of Snoke and Phasma, absolutelty awful Luke's story! Oh, and Leia flying through space! I am dissapointed so much.… Expand
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cfcvvfsDec 18, 2017
This movie is an absolute piece of trash. the people involved with this movie from the actors to the directors to the garbage men should feel ashamed of themselves and their pathetic lives but they won't because they got a nice check at theThis movie is an absolute piece of trash. the people involved with this movie from the actors to the directors to the garbage men should feel ashamed of themselves and their pathetic lives but they won't because they got a nice check at the end of the day.… Expand
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DrPHIL420Dec 20, 2017
Rarely does a movie give me the energy to write a review. I have never been as conflicted as i am with the last jedi. As a stand alone movie its good, i enjoyed it for entertainment, but as a Star Wars movie it is a FAILURE! Its as if theyRarely does a movie give me the energy to write a review. I have never been as conflicted as i am with the last jedi. As a stand alone movie its good, i enjoyed it for entertainment, but as a Star Wars movie it is a FAILURE! Its as if they hired no loremasters, or cared if things made sense. The more and more i think about this movie the more problems and holes i find that is why i end this here.… Expand
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trimarksDec 16, 2017
Luke Skywalkers last outing and he doesn't wield a lightsaber? The rebel ship is almost out of gas? Is this Space Balls? WTF? Did someone forget to do their writing homework and have to do it on the bus before they got to school? TheLuke Skywalkers last outing and he doesn't wield a lightsaber? The rebel ship is almost out of gas? Is this Space Balls? WTF? Did someone forget to do their writing homework and have to do it on the bus before they got to school? The writing is awful. No backstory on Snoke? Luke dies because he tried too hard doing a hologram projection? It's not that I don't like it because it's a departure from Star Wars of the pat. I don't like it because it has no depth and it sucks. If I wanted another fun senseless movie I'll go see an Avengers movie. It's what they do. Star Wars is the complete package, or rather was. Think Jar Jar Binks was bad? Well his movie currently rates higher than Last Jedi. Thanks Disney. Suck it.… Expand
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Maxdylan7Dec 17, 2017
They introduced two new characters are famous actors that added nothing to the movie and spent very little time on the actual characters we want to learn more about. Terrible plot, couldn’t see past all the flaws. Terrible waste.
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AngryIgorDec 26, 2017
LoL to all these 10/10 disney bots and corru*ted lef*ie "pro" reviewers... how can someone call this best SW? WTF? Why? Because its promote feminism and hate toward males (and rich ppl)? Because of so called diversity... i wonder what wouldLoL to all these 10/10 disney bots and corru*ted lef*ie "pro" reviewers... how can someone call this best SW? WTF? Why? Because its promote feminism and hate toward males (and rich ppl)? Because of so called diversity... i wonder what would be the score without all that mary sue bs. When i look at this new "star wars" movie or new star trek TV show i can see that actuall quality doesnt matter anymore as long as you push right opinions and propaganda. So why is this worst star wars movie ever created? Is it only because of leftie agenda? Is this movie just a victim of evil alt right macho males? NOPE this movie has so many problems that even if all actors were white hetero ar*ans it would not save it and i would still hate it equally. Lets see... lore breaking bs, terrible jokes, annoying new cast and characters, ridiculous villains (pls first order sounds like some cheap fan fiction anyway... you should just do a new star wars trilogy about yuuzhan vong invasion those are real badasses not these space nazi wannabes), boring story lines with too much plot holes and no real impact, good characters wasted or even intentionally destroyed (like luke himself... because disney needs you to focus on mary sue, who is now most likely strongest jedi and best sword fighter and best force user and best anything), new aliens exist only to sell toys to kids, rebels have super thick plot armour and even thought they have apparently no tactical or military knowledge they always manage to win (i know SW isnt military scifi but pls it still has war in its name it doesnt have to be total garbage), soundtracks, acting and battles are all mediocre and theres really not a single good thing i can praise. I really love old trilogy i like prequels and i was able to survive EP VII (it was bad but with potential) and i read a lots of SW books... i may not be most hardcore fan but i still really like the lore and this was just utter insult and slap in the face. BTW: its really not about some blind disney hate i still like them for creating MCU and few other good movies and rogue one was amazing (with ten time better female character BTW) and i think that SW still can be save (not this trilogy but maybe the next one) but you disney ceo guys really have to kick Johnson off and find someone who actually love and know the lore then you have to stop promoting PC-BS and rather focus on creating good movie. Diversity isnt about mary sue female characters and lame incapable male characters... also sorry for my english not my native language....… Expand
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a2quaDec 17, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Signed up just so I could make a review to balance out all those professional reviewers who are obviously on the take from Disney.
I can forgive the film its blatant merchandising.
I can forgive it trashing the internal consistency of the starwars universe (Oh - we can ram at lightspeed - shame no one thought of that in the last movies - would've saved a bit of time taking down the death star....)
I can forgive it trashing the fans who love all the Star wars "lore" - the whole force/jedi/martial art training thing being turned into a harry potter style power. (thats not fair actually - harry needed to go to school)
I can forgive it trashing any attempt to explain the laws of physics violations in some sort of sensible way - bombs in space ...what is that?
I can forgive it having silly sub plots and characters who are killed before we get a chance to know them.
I can (just) forgive the space cows ( although I wish I could unsee them) I can forgive it a lot of things, if it was just a fun exciting film.
But it's not. For some reason I started looking at my watch after about 20 minutes. Thinking about it afterwards, I think the problem is all the main characters are off doing their own thing, rather than bonding and banding together, bouncing off each other and actually involving the audience. I couldnt give a fart in a jar what happened to any of them. By the time it got to the moderately interesting last half hour I was over it. And they fluffed a chance to really make things interesting when the two main characters could have got together and taken the whole thing in a new direction, neither all good or all bad.

But the thing I really can't forgive is killing admiral Akbar like that. Come on, he is an old friend - he should have at least gone down with the ship or on some mission of bravery - just being blown out of the window by a tie fighter - puhlease. This symbolises the whole film's attitudes to its history and the fans. Yeah I get they need a new direction, and that they want to get away from the heroic narrative and they need the new cast and all that, but there were a million better ways than this.

The reason for all the hate is that everyone of us out here pounding our keyboards could have written a better story arc and better reviews than what the well paid professionals have come up with. That's what makes me grind my teeth. It is nothing at all to do with the "girl power" or inclusiveness - it's to do with crap story telling and a bad plot.… Expand
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crispy508Dec 18, 2017
Simply awful. I am a die hard Star Wars fan and this was a huge disappointment after Force Awakens and Rogue One. It is just a bad movie, period. Disjointed storyline, cliched, cheesy, unexplained actions by major characters. Wont go intoSimply awful. I am a die hard Star Wars fan and this was a huge disappointment after Force Awakens and Rogue One. It is just a bad movie, period. Disjointed storyline, cliched, cheesy, unexplained actions by major characters. Wont go into spoilers but there were basically 2 scenes in the movie that I thought were worthwhile. I actually laughed out loud at points (unfortunately they were not parts of the movie that were meant to be funny) a throwback to what happened to me during Phantom Menace. Don't waste your money or listen to critics, who I can only assume were either paid off by Disney or just afraid to speak the truth… Expand
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U_r_stupidDec 16, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler, filler
that's all the Finn scenes done. Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue,Mary Sue, Ok done Rey

El generic emo child with ok voice, El generic emo child with ok voice,
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El generic emo child with ok voice,
El generic emo child with ok voice,
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K whino ren is done

wtf, wtf, wtf, wtf, wtf, wtf, wtf, wtf,
ok we got leia covered oh did I mention this movies plot is revolved around a ship running out of fuel?… Expand
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ChrisWebbDec 16, 2017
Mary Sue is better than you, she can fly the Millenium flacon better than Solo, beat Luke Sywalker at the force (Even though he's meant to be teaching her.) Worse than the mess of a film that awaken was. Disney seem to be buying reviews asMary Sue is better than you, she can fly the Millenium flacon better than Solo, beat Luke Sywalker at the force (Even though he's meant to be teaching her.) Worse than the mess of a film that awaken was. Disney seem to be buying reviews as there's not a chance that this film rates any higher than 4... it's ridiculous.… Expand
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