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  1. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    This game is just a trash
    I don't know why Rockstar publish this game.
    Save your money and don't buy this game. :)
  2. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Are you serious? This is THE **** not the game.
    Wtf guys. I registered on Metacritic only to rate this game. ..
    Ffffffffffck
  3. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Оптимизации в игре нет, вообще нет. Просадки даже в gta 3. В это я даже бесплатно играть не буду!
  4. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Probably the worst remaster I've ever seen. Trilogy Is a Great Idea - But There's One Problem: Grove Street Games.
  5. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Character models look ripped straight out of Fortnite, endless bugs, typos, warped textures and an overall unfaithful experience to the original games. Buy the originals, not these scuffed versions.
  6. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    **** you, Rockstar. You really thought that was gonna work? You just made an awful game and want 60$ for it? I won’t even go on torrents to play this piece of disgusting, smelly ****
  7. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    this is a disappointment and a slap in the face for all fans of the GTA series. this is by far the worst rockstar game ever. Effective marketers and managers have killed a great game.
  8. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    it's just the disappointment of the year. Although this is a remaster, this does not mean that only the graphics and reflections need to be updated. They didn't even want to make new Animations. There are also bugs when starting the game.
  9. Nov 13, 2021
    2
    Sad to see my childhood games butchered like that. 2 points for mission checkpoints and okay-ish forests in SA.
  10. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    This release is a scam from Rockstar. They ruined everything what was possible. What is this "Updated for a new generation, now with across-the-board enhancements including brilliant new lighting and environmental upgrades, high-resolution textures, increased draw distances, Grand Theft Auto V-style controls and targeting, and much more" ? It is nothing. All textures are trash. SimplyThis release is a scam from Rockstar. They ruined everything what was possible. What is this "Updated for a new generation, now with across-the-board enhancements including brilliant new lighting and environmental upgrades, high-resolution textures, increased draw distances, Grand Theft Auto V-style controls and targeting, and much more" ? It is nothing. All textures are trash. Simply don't believe in their sweet words. They sued so many modders who made incredible mods of VC, SA and then released this peace of crap for 60$, while modders didn't ask for any donations. Shame on Rockstar Expand
  11. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Это просто издевательство над серией !
    Во обще не понятен посыл разработчиков - "Оставить максимум как в оригинале", ну так и оставьте! зачем тогда нужно было портить графику ? Отсылка к песням Егора Летова "пластмассовый мир победил" ? - если я захочу поиграть в ту самую GTA я просто - поиграю в оригинал.
    Оригинал даже по скринам -сравнениям выглядит намного лучше. Мододелы в одного
    Это просто издевательство над серией !
    Во обще не понятен посыл разработчиков - "Оставить максимум как в оригинале", ну так и оставьте! зачем тогда нужно было портить графику ? Отсылка к песням Егора Летова "пластмассовый мир победил" ? - если я захочу поиграть в ту самую GTA я просто - поиграю в оригинал.
    Оригинал даже по скринам -сравнениям выглядит намного лучше.
    Мододелы в одного человека переносят города из GTA3 и Vice City в GTA5 + машины, что у огромной студии не нашлось ресурсов чтобы сделать качественный ремастер игры на движке GTA5 ?
    Да на это нужно больше ресурсов, ну так выпустите ремастер отдельно каждой части - но качественный, с исправлением всего того что нельзя было исправить в 2000 годах!
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  12. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    An absolute broken mess from top to bottom, a waste of time, money, and energy.
  13. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Вау, как же классно поиграть в старую игру сделанную на коленке.Я прямо вспомнил детство, вот только воспоминания ине этот ремастер испоганил. Expand
  14. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Pros:
    - Good looking environments
    Cons:
    - Mods taken down, lives ruined due to lawsuits
    - Pulled original versions off Steam
    - Inconsistent visual style
    - Lack of polish
    - Horrible cartoony character models
    - Outages of Rockstar Launcher, game unavailable due to "unintentionally included" files
  15. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Oh my god… This is not a game, but a spit in the face of the fans! Mods are 1,000,000 times better than this **** i better go play original SA with mods
  16. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    The game has become a **** cartoon. Cartoon textures, cartoon lighting, cartoon city. And the censors cut out everything what the original attracted. Worst Rockstar Game.
  17. Nov 12, 2021
    1
    what can i say...annoying bugs...very trash textures and models for a remaster... performance issue... the none remastered version is so much better to play
  18. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    This looks horrible. The gameplay is the exact same, some annoying problems in the original games havent been fixed. The performance is bad even in good pcs. Not worth 60 dollars. Just buy the original games and install mods, a million times better than this ****
  19. Nov 12, 2021
    1
    The game are just badly ported versions of older games with new lighting system. Even the bugs, that were accepted in 2001 and shouldn't be accepted nowadays have been ported. And to add salt to the wound, the games have crashed the rockstar launcher and the games have been pulled from the store. PC players cannot even play it as of now, and no information has been given whether or not theThe game are just badly ported versions of older games with new lighting system. Even the bugs, that were accepted in 2001 and shouldn't be accepted nowadays have been ported. And to add salt to the wound, the games have crashed the rockstar launcher and the games have been pulled from the store. PC players cannot even play it as of now, and no information has been given whether or not the games are coming back. Instead of having a anniversary, gamers are served a mockery of the beloved series. Showing us just how little rockstar cares about its fans. Expand
  20. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    I can't play on PC. Rockstar deleted the game and the launcher falls all time. I bought the game the release day, two days ago, AND I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO PLAY IT YET. SHAME ROCKSTAR
  21. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    don't buy this piece of code. don't give Rockstar money. very very bad remaster
  22. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Вообще не стоит денег
    Графика ужасная что-то типа фортнайт и симс, оптимизация дно на пс5 лагает на режиме графики «производительный», музыку вырезали, ещё и цензура.
    Лучше скачать оригинал и модов иуда насыпать
  23. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Как они могли выпустить в релиз это забагованное техническое недоразумение? да ещё и за такую цену. Rockstar в кого вы превратились!? Спасибо, еште сами этот кусок кривого кода. А я лучше переиграю в оригинал на PS2.
  24. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Неплохо для бесплатного мода на гта. Графика правда не очень, качество озвучки не изменилось, часть музыки вырезали. Ещё очень много багов, надеюсь мододелы исправят этот недочёт.
  25. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Графика фигня, качество ужас, игра порпзанная. Спасибо-пожалуйста!!!
  26. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    is **** it really is. The graphics ain't good at all and the lack of professionalism they had with it is nowhere to be found. They were just tools :(
  27. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Thanks to this game I can't even play rdo because the launcher was down for like a day or more. Can't play a single player game if not online. This must be a joke.
  28. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    bad remaster.bad graphics.no ragdoll physics.bad optimization.cartoon characters and bad animation.
  29. Nov 12, 2021
    1
    Рокстар обосрались, не ожидал от них такого высера!
  30. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    You literally screwed good classic games. City looks awful, npc looks awful, old bugs not fixed. 0/10 **** you
  31. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Bad characters models, bad physics engine. GTA IV San Andreas Mod is better than that triology.
  32. Nov 12, 2021
    2
    The graphic is good .
    Gameplay is good .
    But have a lots bug . We have short npcs .
    Maby should to use phone , swiming , new weapon and vehicles , and ... but we cant
    I think is shouldnt go in android , maby the graphics better and bugs fixed .
  33. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    I wish i could talk about the actual game but I can't. Rockstar doesn't want us playing the game.
  34. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    I don't know who was responsible for this game remake. But it the most disgusting remake I've ever seen. They did nothing to make these games great again. I never played mods of these games 'cause they don't add anything but shine and weather effects and I hoped that remakes added quality 3d models but they are still like at 2001. This product doesn't worth my money at all.
  35. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Графон говно, оптимизация говно, цензура говно,
    Говно ремастер, лучше уж моды качать
    0/10
  36. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Ta „Gra”, a właściwie wersja gry jest skandalicznym wyciągnięciem ręki w stronę portfeli graczy. Rockstar wypuszczając taki produkt napewno wiele straci w oczach lojalnych fanów, którzy zostali w pewien sposób oszukani. „The Definitive Edition” jest wybrakowanym, niedopracowanym oraz szalenie zawyżonym cenowo Frankensteinem.
    Zalety można wymienić na palcach jednej ręki.
    Jednak najpierw
    Ta „Gra”, a właściwie wersja gry jest skandalicznym wyciągnięciem ręki w stronę portfeli graczy. Rockstar wypuszczając taki produkt napewno wiele straci w oczach lojalnych fanów, którzy zostali w pewien sposób oszukani. „The Definitive Edition” jest wybrakowanym, niedopracowanym oraz szalenie zawyżonym cenowo Frankensteinem.
    Zalety można wymienić na palcach jednej ręki.
    Jednak najpierw zajmę się wadami. Z gry zostło wycięte łącznie ponad 50 utworów, karykatury postaci straszą swoją mimiką oraz animacjami. Gra posiada wiele błędów związanych z fizyką. Wiele błędów w pisowni np. Witryn sklepowych. Błędy graficzne które nie zostały usunięte od prawie 7 letniego portu na urządzenia mobilne. Pewnych misji poprostu nie da się przejść co uniemozliwia ukończenie gry. Audio również nie zostało zmienione co znaczy ze słyszymy dialogi w tej samej jakości co wydanie na PS2. Usunięcie mgły sprawia że mapa wydaje się mniejsza niz w oryginale
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  37. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Why did I decide to give a rating of 0 out of 10? as it turned out everything with this game is very bad. the game seems to be released on a new engine, the difference between the originals can be simplified up to 20 years, but at the same time it looks worse than the originals. plasticine game models of people, not fixed bugs that have existed since the release. a lazy port of the game toWhy did I decide to give a rating of 0 out of 10? as it turned out everything with this game is very bad. the game seems to be released on a new engine, the difference between the originals can be simplified up to 20 years, but at the same time it looks worse than the originals. plasticine game models of people, not fixed bugs that have existed since the release. a lazy port of the game to a new engine, like UE4, an engine that showed the world what games could be, but instead got a fan game made by students of 3 people who worked in unity. well, now it's better to paint in detail
    - disgusting game models of the NPC and the game character, not only do they have disgusting 3D models, and the textures are very poorly drawn.
    - censorship, once this studio was not afraid to make fun of Hilary after what she did to them, and now Phil's character is being censored
    -drawing, they made it huge, but when you see another city from the roof of a building, it's not very good

    the verdict is this, the game definitely doesn't deserve a score,
    I took away 5 points for terrible plasticine models that lose sims 4 in elaboration
    I took 3 points for terrible optimization, disgusting rain, texture glitches, lack of coalition.
    I took away 2 balls for its price. a reissue of this level does not cost $ 60. if you say that I buy 3 games for $ 20, I would rather buy other games, which I advise you, even better to buy the original parts in a physical copy.
    I took away 2 points for the policy of the company, in particular the DMCA. a scandal with modders who made improved versions of old GTA parts because of which they had to completely stop developing mods.
    I will add 2 points only because of some graphic elements, but this is not the merit of the developers, but the merit of the engine.

    verdict, don't buy this. for that kind of money, you can find anything better than this product. if you want to buy it, think 20 times before that, no one will fix it later, modders will not at least somehow improve it after all that they had to endure.
    Well, if there are any mistakes in words, this is not my native language, I cannot write everything correctly.
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  38. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Looks like a sterile phone game.

    Either keep the atmosphere that made the original great OR actually improve on the gameplay to bring it to modern day gaming for a new experiece. They did neither, and everything but the draw distance looks worse like storms or lighting.
  39. Nov 12, 2021
    3
    В игре не всё так всрато выглядит, разачаровывает лишь оптимизация, удаление музыки и всратые модельки персонажей, надеюсь оптимизацию хотя бы подправят а то на gtx 1080 R7 2700 игра просидает до 30 кадров а при подрыве здания в миссии с вертолётиком и того 19 фпс, остальное же вернут модами сообщество так что это не критично, хотя я призываю качать игру с торрента, такой ремастер неВ игре не всё так всрато выглядит, разачаровывает лишь оптимизация, удаление музыки и всратые модельки персонажей, надеюсь оптимизацию хотя бы подправят а то на gtx 1080 R7 2700 игра просидает до 30 кадров а при подрыве здания в миссии с вертолётиком и того 19 фпс, остальное же вернут модами сообщество так что это не критично, хотя я призываю качать игру с торрента, такой ремастер не заслуживает покупки ни на какой платформе Expand
  40. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    This is absolutely the worst game ever.
    very laggy and full of bugs
    i dont know what to say im about to buy old version of gta sa and delete this s!h@t
  41. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    rockstar put 0 effort in this trilogy if they have been working from 2018 then it's 3 years of work and it turns out like its a modded version hell no modded versions are better and I swear it burh I feel sorry for rockstar myself thought that the CJ would look realistic but then he **** turns out like plastic and in every cutscene his neck gets broken hell Nah the just killed it
  42. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Если бы меня спросили, какие были игры моей молодости. Я бы промолчал
  43. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Talking honestly how the GTA fan that I am:

    This "remastered" trilogy is absolutely pathetic... nothing is good, nothing. Graphics are likely a bad fortnite, the gameplay is such odd, the animation of everything works bad (sometimes not even works, the gate of Venturas' hangar per example). This "enhanced draw distance" is disgusting, the whole map is "rendered" while you're flying a
    Talking honestly how the GTA fan that I am:

    This "remastered" trilogy is absolutely pathetic... nothing is good, nothing. Graphics are likely a bad fortnite, the gameplay is such odd, the animation of everything works bad (sometimes not even works, the gate of Venturas' hangar per example). This "enhanced draw distance" is disgusting, the whole map is "rendered" while you're flying a plane (what means you can see the whole map, CREEPY) but when you're near of the ground or anything its texture bugs, appear and disappear, AND the draw distance while you're on the ground is also bad, cars and people appears right in front of you (unacceptable for a 2021 remaster of a 2001/02/04 games). And there's still a lot of bad things to quote.
    Well, how much more you play them, more disappointed you get. I strongly recommend to download the classics GTAs and install each one of its "enhanced mod pack" what really improves these games. :(
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  44. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Thanks for trash game. Brand new graphics, visual bugs, bugs in Rockstars launcher. Hey guys some dudes make 4k graphics mods in our game lets delete this modes and making remastered version with some trash graphic. Give us back old version trilogy.
  45. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Is this really Rockstar edition? They should learn how to make definitives. The launcher stopped working probably because of GTA, a year will pass and they will rmake it idk or no
  46. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    The game pack is very expensive and you can't buy the games separately. Also the game contains a lot of bugs.
  47. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    I've beaten GTA III and gotten half way through Vice City. Stopped for the night, came back today, and now the games are no longer in my library. "Offline Mode: Could not establish connection" Since Rockstar's launcher is down they've disallowed me from playing SINGLEPLAYER games, but pirates, in the meanwhile, are playing the definitive 'definitive edition'. That's assuming they'd care toI've beaten GTA III and gotten half way through Vice City. Stopped for the night, came back today, and now the games are no longer in my library. "Offline Mode: Could not establish connection" Since Rockstar's launcher is down they've disallowed me from playing SINGLEPLAYER games, but pirates, in the meanwhile, are playing the definitive 'definitive edition'. That's assuming they'd care to play it at all instead of just playing the original games which actually have a consistent art style and aren't subject to the SLEW of oversights and bugs present in this release. Not to mention the blinding rain effects, the poorly rigged models, the endless typos. I'd say you should buy the original games instead, but Rockstar have taken them all off the stores. You can't even buy them anymore. The shameless cash grab of this trilogy is simply embarrassing. I'd give it a 3 IF I COULD ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAMES, but since I can't even launch them anymore I'm giving this what it deserves: a 0/10 for literally unplayable. I feel like I've been mugged, but I guess that's par for the course with modern day Rockstar.
    EDIT: I forgot to add, the games struggle to keep 60 fps on a 3080Ti. How do you manage to port TWO DECADE old games so poorly? The graphical 'upgrades' in no way justify this kind of performance.
    2nd EDIT: Apparently they've temporarily revoked ownership for everyone who paid $60 for this hot mess, so it seems my claim of mugging was spot on. Everything about this "remaster" is emblematic of the failings of the video game industry. What a joke.
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  48. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Атмосфера игры уничтожена, гта 3 была мрачной игрой, теперь сплошной детский пластилин
  49. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    This game is an industrial catastrophe, the studio behind this should be banned from approaching a computer. And Rockstar please wake up.
  50. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Disappointing and expensive. It feels like an offense to the franchise. Don't buy it.
  51. Nov 12, 2021
    1
    Absolute garbage!!! The graphics are terrible, the music from the PS2 and Xbox version have been removed. Play the original versions or pc please.
  52. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Horrible port. Rockstar really messed this one up. I can’t imagine how a PS2 game with a better skin could run so horribly. They didn’t even try and just wanted money. Do not buy and wait and see if they update it.
  53. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    total disrespect to this iconic franchise and all the fans of the classic GTAs, just a sloppy pose that tarnishes the company's image and extracts money from the thrilled, for free would be expensive.
  54. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Absolutely garbage. Grove Street games should be ashamed and should close down immediately. They clearly have no idea what they are doing or any respect for the original games. The targeting system is ruined, gun play feels awful, the whole thing is just rubbish.

    Not to mention unplayable due to DRM issues. Rockstar have really **** this one up.
  55. Nov 12, 2021
    10
    I literally don't understand the fuss. reworked sound, serious work on light(new engine) and everybody just "no-no"? mb it's the part of gta they choose, but gta 3 only looks good and nice. no soundtracks deleted too.
  56. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    I can't even launch the game thanks to the Rockstar Launcher. Don't even get me started on the quality of the game. It is clear to me that Rockstar put the bare minimum effort into this "remaster" and doesn't care that much for it - it is just a quick cash grab for them.

    The fact that they hired an inexperienced mobile game studio (the SAME studio that butchered the PS3/Xbox 360 ports
    I can't even launch the game thanks to the Rockstar Launcher. Don't even get me started on the quality of the game. It is clear to me that Rockstar put the bare minimum effort into this "remaster" and doesn't care that much for it - it is just a quick cash grab for them.

    The fact that they hired an inexperienced mobile game studio (the SAME studio that butchered the PS3/Xbox 360 ports of GTA: San Andreas) to work on this remaster again is very telling.

    Potential buyers, please research Grove Street Games' portfolio. Prior to this, they have mostly only worked on mobile games and one PC game. They have never ported a game to the Nintendo Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox One or Xbox One X.

    Shame on Rockstar and Take Two for hiring these people.
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  57. Nov 12, 2021
    1
    Невероятно забагованная игра с ужасной графикой. Лучше бы оставили старую версию. Или сделали нормальный ремейк
  58. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Rockstar just proved that there's absolutely no hope left for that company. All talented people have clearly left Rockstar long time ago. Whoever made this remaster have absolutely no talent. Nothing. They didn't improve any of the main problems of original games, while this was PERFECT opportunity for this. San Andreas was best they could do in 2004. It was revolutionary. Is this remasterRockstar just proved that there's absolutely no hope left for that company. All talented people have clearly left Rockstar long time ago. Whoever made this remaster have absolutely no talent. Nothing. They didn't improve any of the main problems of original games, while this was PERFECT opportunity for this. San Andreas was best they could do in 2004. It was revolutionary. Is this remaster best they can do now? Even if they wanted to keep original feel, they failed, because there's none of it. They removed all the fog and they think that's okay? Map looks like minecraft now. What the hell? Even GTA 5 doesn't have that much draw-distance. No game should have so much draw distance and even then, every game has some fog covered areas, etc. You are not supposed to see EVERYTHING on map. That completely ruins the immersion. By the way San Andreas map is not actually that small, it is pretty big, they just managed to ruin the immersion by removing any atmosphere. In gta 3 and vice city you still can't climb over anything, still can't swim. This makes no sense. You could have just copied San Andreas swimming and climbing animation and add it to 3 and Vice City, but i guess they are not talented enough to do that with 2 years of development time. All they can do is making ugly inconsistent textures and copy pasting same Palm trees all over the maps. Expand
  59. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Thank you for banning the mods, Rockstar! It was totally worth this **** up version. The port itself is a 3-4/10 due to **** controls and 0 work on the original's bugs, but because you also did ban mods for the original games, this is a **** 0.
  60. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Terrible edition by Rockstar. Basically the old game with some filters and changed controls being sold at full price. PC version full of bugs and doesn't offer anything new. If you really want to buy, wait for a huge discount, and it's still expensive.
  61. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Much better fan made mods and the original steam versions were removed for this steaming pile of trash, shame the old rockstar is dead.
  62. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    So bad
    Lot of bugs Bad graphic
    Old game better than this This is a shame for Rockstar
  63. Nov 12, 2021
    8
    The graphic is really cool but there is a little bugs
    It have to be remaka not remaster but at all it can be perfect with updates
  64. Nov 12, 2021
    5
    Honestly, it's best playing the normal versions of the games instead of the remastered versions of them.
  65. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Made the games arbitrarily better looking while destroying everything else about it. Save your money and find the old version with the full track list too.
  66. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Jogo horrível, mal feito. O jogo base com mods é melhor! E pelo preço compensa jogar red dead ...
  67. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    absolutely disgusting
    free mods are wayyyyy better than this 60$
  68. Nov 12, 2021
    10
    Thank you Rocktar for remake, it's fun to play in GTA like in good old times
  69. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Another nostalgia has fallen, just like Warcraft III: Reforged :( WHAT ARE THEY THINKING??
  70. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Disappointing and expensive. It feels like an offense to the franchise. Don't buy it.
  71. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    The zero is mostly good to give at the state of the game and the damn **** of a launcher that they decided to go to instead of steam between bad grapics for GTA3 which i bought the damn thing for to the **** rain effect that act like damn shards of glass to the physics don't let me start if you didn't buy it yet way for a big sale
  72. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Completely embarrassing cash grab. Full of many, many, many new bugs (which can be expected)... Now they still have bugs from the horrible previous cashgrab ports they made
  73. Nov 12, 2021
    1
    Thanks so much Rockstar! You made a re-release that is worse than the original games! Wait you also took down mods AND the original games? Thank you again. Awesome stuff. Go **** yourselves R*
  74. Nov 12, 2021
    1
    Worst video game company of all time! Worst video game company of all time! Worst video game company of all time! Worst video game company of all time! Worst video game company of all time! Worst video game company of all time!
  75. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Оптимизация ужасная, графика страшная, музыка вырезана,в этой игре отличная только цена, rockstar наплевали и обоссали всех фанатов gta, потрачено на крепкий 0/0.
  76. Nov 12, 2021
    2
    Let's see, where do we start: the game is a port from the Android version, which is a port of the 2005 PC version, which is a port from the Xbox port, from the PS2 release. ALL of those ports added bugs, oh and there are bugs, a LOT of bugs, you wanna check them? Go to the r/GTA subreddit or scroll through Twitter. The character models are awful to look at, not cartoony or not realistic,Let's see, where do we start: the game is a port from the Android version, which is a port of the 2005 PC version, which is a port from the Xbox port, from the PS2 release. ALL of those ports added bugs, oh and there are bugs, a LOT of bugs, you wanna check them? Go to the r/GTA subreddit or scroll through Twitter. The character models are awful to look at, not cartoony or not realistic, they're plain bad. They went with AI upscaling for the textures for all the games, and it shows a lot in some parts. The attention to detail that the originals had was trashed by putting anachronical things, for example, a printer with a touch screen and USB ports, in 1992.

    The forests in GTA SA do look kinda good though.

    There are some parts where graphics do look good, however, no version has ever captured the atmosphere from the PS2 releases, and this is more noticeable due to the removal of the fog and increasing the draw distance, making the maps of all the games feel very small and very... unfinished.

    The PC versions are a hot mess right now, you don't even wanna touch with a 10 foot bar pole. It released with the cut music they were supossed to remove because they don't have the license, and they also released with A LOT of SOURCE CODE (scripts, mission scripts, translations, models, and much much more). Right now, you can't play the game because the Rockstar Games Launcher went on mainteance for the release day... for 24 hours. So what did they do when the launcher is back online? Remove the access to the games until they solve the files thing, which obviously for boomers like them is enough, but if you are on the internet, always on the internet.

    re3 and many singleplayer mods from the last 20 years have died for this, sued by Rockstar Games and Take Two Interactive, hold them accountable.
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  77. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Worst remaster of all time. Warcraft III Reforged version 2.0.
    Mods on PC are 10x better
  78. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Even if GTA 6 is good (if it ever comes out), this remaster leaves black spot on Rockstar's reputation forever.
  79. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    This is biggest video game failure (on par with cyberpunk, but still) of 21st century and you know why? Because this was made by billion dollar company, they could have put insane amount of money into this project if they wanted. This is not some indie company. Awful job.
  80. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Something was fishy about Rockstar not releasing any gameplay footage, but still I didn't care and pre-ordered the game. What a big regret and disappointment. After milking GTA 5 incessantly and irritating the whole fan base of the GTA franchise, Rockstar managed to not disappoint in disappointing by releasing games that look unfinished with hundreds of bugs and outdated mechanics. VisualSomething was fishy about Rockstar not releasing any gameplay footage, but still I didn't care and pre-ordered the game. What a big regret and disappointment. After milking GTA 5 incessantly and irritating the whole fan base of the GTA franchise, Rockstar managed to not disappoint in disappointing by releasing games that look unfinished with hundreds of bugs and outdated mechanics. Visual glitches and bad-looking assets are present everywhere. Is this really a remaster? It is alarming to think that the modding community can do a better job than Rockstar themselves. Expand
  81. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    When this was announced I expected very little from it. Yet somehow, I am still disappointed which I thought was not even possible.
    Lot of bugs, removed songs, shooting is somehow worse than before and the list goes on.
    Almost 20 years old games poorly remastered and for the price of $60. What is even worse is that you can't even buy the originals since they removed them from all stores.
    When this was announced I expected very little from it. Yet somehow, I am still disappointed which I thought was not even possible.
    Lot of bugs, removed songs, shooting is somehow worse than before and the list goes on.
    Almost 20 years old games poorly remastered and for the price of $60. What is even worse is that you can't even buy the originals since they removed them from all stores. So, if someone new wants to try and play these 3 games, they are forced to play this edition which doesn't do the originals justice at all.
    I am going to call this the definitively undefinitive edition.
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  82. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    There are some much better looking mods that are made by community.
    DO NOT BUY IT!
  83. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Rockstar just proved that there's absolutely no hope left for that company. All talented people have clearly left Rockstar long time ago. Whoever made this remaster have absolutely no talent. Nothing. They didn't improve any of the main problems of original games, while this was PERFECT opportunity for this. San Andreas was best they could do in 2004. It was revolutionary. Is this remasterRockstar just proved that there's absolutely no hope left for that company. All talented people have clearly left Rockstar long time ago. Whoever made this remaster have absolutely no talent. Nothing. They didn't improve any of the main problems of original games, while this was PERFECT opportunity for this. San Andreas was best they could do in 2004. It was revolutionary. Is this remaster best they can do now? Even if they wanted to keep original feel, they failed, because there's none of it. They removed all the fog and they think that's okay? Map looks like minecraft now. What the hell? Even GTA 5 doesn't have that much draw-distance. No game should have so much draw distance and even then, every game has some fog covered areas, etc. You are not supposed to see EVERYTHING on map. That completely ruins the immersion. By the way San Andreas map is not actually that small, it is pretty big, they just managed to ruin the immersion by removing any atmosphere. In gta 3 and vice city you still can't climb over anything, still can't swim. This makes no sense. You could have just copied San Andreas swimming and climbing animation and add it to 3 and Vice City, but i guess they are not talented enough to do that with 2 years of development time. All they can do is making ugly inconsistent textures and copy pasting same Palm trees all over the maps. Expand
  84. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    ATTENTION DO NOT PURCHASE THIS GAME ABSOLUTELY. THIS IS A CENSORED GAME AND IT IS SCANDAL. $ 60 FOR CENSORED CONTENT. **** ROCKSTAR AND CANCEL CULTURE
  85. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Trash trash trash!!! I just can't believe such horrible game! It's disgusting real
  86. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    This trilogy and the way Rockstar handles things is most pathetic, disgusting thing i have ever seen in modern video game history. This is next level bad. Why is Rockstar Launcher still down? Over a day? Are you kidding me? ....
  87. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    This is the main failure of 2021 ... I initially did not expect something outstanding from the game, everything was clear from the trailers. For the most part, this is just pulling modern technology onto an old game, and it looks jerky. When I entered Vice City, I was freaked out by the number of bugs at the very beginning of the game. WERE THEM SO DIFFICULT TO FIX THEM? IN A GAME 20 YEARSThis is the main failure of 2021 ... I initially did not expect something outstanding from the game, everything was clear from the trailers. For the most part, this is just pulling modern technology onto an old game, and it looks jerky. When I entered Vice City, I was freaked out by the number of bugs at the very beginning of the game. WERE THEM SO DIFFICULT TO FIX THEM? IN A GAME 20 YEARS OLD? SERIOUSLY? To preserve the "spirit of the game" they made the character models cartoonish, which makes the game look frivolous.
    In general, if you want to get nostalgia, then play the original trilogy, in which the atmosphere is in place, and where modern and old technologies do not fight against each other. Oh, you can't buy them now...
    P.S. english my sorry :/
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  88. Nov 12, 2021
    2
    My scams detector detected it was scam and here is its short report:

    Designed by experts, wreckmastered by incompetent fools. So, being R*/T2, ones of the biggest and the richest names in gaming industry, how do you manage remastering one of the best and most influential trilogies that defined 6th generation of consoles and put you in position you're currently enjoy? Their answer to
    My scams detector detected it was scam and here is its short report:

    Designed by experts, wreckmastered by incompetent fools.
    So, being R*/T2, ones of the biggest and the richest names in gaming industry, how do you manage remastering one of the best and most influential trilogies that defined 6th generation of consoles and put you in position you're currently enjoy? Their answer to that is outsourcing it to some small third-rate studio (Groove Street Games) whose portfolio contains infamously horrible GTA:SA X360/PS3 remasters, among other not so great ports of different games. Doesn't sound like a bright idea to me. It shows how much R*/T2 care about quality and legacy of their old games though.

    Graphics/Performance/Gameplay
    GSG basically ported inferior mobile versions to UE4 (isn't really hard thing to do (unlike reverse engineering GTA3/VC;), just takes some time). AI upscaled textures (probably didn't even looked at results), made them work with UE4 lighting. Added a little bit new objects here and there. So for most improvements you should thank UE4 accessibility. Also "DE" has very long draw distance, which is great by itself, but because they removed smog for some reason (maybe Epsilonism doesn't allow this) you can now clearly see how really small the map is. Just sad. Cinematic camera is removed like in mobile. Technically new lighting is better, but it changes the atmosphere too much. More often than not it looks worse imho, in some scenes it can look great, so it's hit and miss. Rain as well rarely looks great. Money models are huge, I see they like it a lot. For some reason GSG added gross outlines on enemies (forgot to do it on some fonts though). Things that are really improved are vegetation, vehicles (not by much, but it's enough in this case tbh), overall polycount and texture quality. Also it works fine at 60+ fps unlike original. All in all, it combines some technical improvements with lack of visual integrity, style and soul. Performance on the other hand is unforgivably bad for this level of graphics, you can have drops even on high end PCs and next gen consoles. Turns out there's a "real" reason for adding DLSS. Gameplay-wise it's mostly the same with some minor changes to make games easier: you no longer lose your weapons if you die during missions; health restores after missions; more armor pick-ups etc. It's worth to say there's no more NPC health indicators in SA and ability to crouch in VC.

    Grand Toon Auto
    The worst thing about so called "DE" is character models, by far. This is total visual disaster! I can't recall any game with characters so disgustingly atrocious and so out of place like in this one. Some of them don't even look like human beings. Appearance of many main characters was changed considerably. Tommy, poor guy, now it's easier to jump over him than get around him. Not all that bad though, he got awesome sun tun (he denies it btw). Lance looks like Eddie Murphy made out of Plasticine (kinda charming). Rosenberg now looks like a kid with chest full of hair and with women's sunglasses. Sweet probably tried to stop GTA train by his face and CJ saw it in that moment. Woozie should be glad he's blind. Claude apparently tired of all this sh*t and who could blame him. The less be said about female characters the better. They all are meme-worthy.

    Censorship/Removed songs/Unavailability of old games/Price
    Big part of these games appeal is undoubtedly iconic soundtrack and "definitive editions" have probably more cut songs than any other versions. 'Nuff said. As for censorship, I get it, in a game where you can cause mayhem with all sorts of weapons and battle vehicles killing half of American population, in a game where you can use chainsaw on people, fry 'em with flamethrower or Molotov's, all in a city that has more criminals than in prison, the Confederate flag would be an overkill. Makes perfect f*cking sense! They ask for all that rotten sh*t 60 American Dollars! What, ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR MINDS? I guess it's some kind of 1$ per 1fps policy. Good for us performance in "DE" is so bad. Don't forget you can't buy old versions digitally anymore. Thank you R* and *U. Worse than that, a lot of cool mods was banned for this s*.

    You lift weights? I lift joints.
    Games just scream how lazy, cheap, low effort they are. GSG couldn't even remade intro videos, they still show old graphics (I've had some mod for VC back in the day in which intro was remade and it was done fairly well actually). All menus have San Andreas sounds now FFS! In terms of bugs and lags it can give C2077 a run for its money. And list could go on, but it's supposed to be a short review. Overall, there's as much definitive about these versions as sweet about Sweet Johnson or G in OG Loc. I's more like a Cluckin' Bell hamburger made out of processed chicken ass, with "just" 10% guano in it. Well, at least hamburger can be tasty, GTA Definitive Edition is definitely tasteless.
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  89. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Incredibly bad, amateurish and worthless "remaster". They couldn't even improve past issues/bugs and also created millions of new bugs. Just cause you copy+paste same Palm trees all over the map and copy+paste new grass textures doesn't mean you can ask 60 dollars/euros for it. This is biggest joke i have seen in gaming, on same level as Cyberbug2077. You promised quality of lifeIncredibly bad, amateurish and worthless "remaster". They couldn't even improve past issues/bugs and also created millions of new bugs. Just cause you copy+paste same Palm trees all over the map and copy+paste new grass textures doesn't mean you can ask 60 dollars/euros for it. This is biggest joke i have seen in gaming, on same level as Cyberbug2077. You promised quality of life improvements and much more. Where is this MUCH MORE??? Jesus Christ this company makes me sick. Expand
  90. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Rockstar Launcher has been down over 24 hours, i cannot play any of their games, because it wants me to connect to internet. This is not okay. Awful remaster by the way. Just awful.
  91. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Overly undone. Although some might say graphics are great, graphics elements don't harmonize with each other. Remember, this is not the first time Grove Street Games(War Drum Studios) messed up Rockstar's classic masterpieces...
  92. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    This is really insulting.
    There's mods that do better job than this "definitive" editions. Countless bugs, dependency on the launcher, they don't even care that you don't have access. Rockstar is following up Activision Blizzard approach and clearly not giving a single **** about their customers.
    Do not buy. Download earlier versions and use available mods, they're MUCH better than this.
  93. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    A broken and ugly downgrade in every regard.

    A look at any screenshot should suffice to realize the mess Rockstar published here. But look a bit deeper and you'll realize just how broken this de-master really is. From new game-breaking bugs to typos to broken 3D models, missing effects, etc. The list goes on and on. Stay away.
  94. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    I thought it is impossible to make remaster worse than warcraft 3 refunded, but rockstar did it. This game is even worse. Low fps, all old bugs + tons of new, horrible compressed sounds, and cherry on a cake - new models and textures generated by ml. Looks really bad
  95. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    The game is just terrible It’s nothing but a re remaster of the 360/ps3 version n it’s not good at all Bugs from 2014 with new bugs
    Gameplay hasn’t changed like they promised
    Removed music
    Censorship
    Terrible characters models that they made cartoonish when the original was somewhat realistic Broken characters models
  96. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    DO NOT BUY THAT FOR $60. A company which makes doznes of millions of dollars from GTA online just tries to screw us, by selling for an AAA game price three 20 years old games with a couple of new lights, destroyed character models and the same exact engine. Just download some mods to the original games- it will look WAY better. By buying that you're destroying the market and allow toDO NOT BUY THAT FOR $60. A company which makes doznes of millions of dollars from GTA online just tries to screw us, by selling for an AAA game price three 20 years old games with a couple of new lights, destroyed character models and the same exact engine. Just download some mods to the original games- it will look WAY better. By buying that you're destroying the market and allow to continue treating consumers like trash. The largest gaming disappointment in recent years. Expand
  97. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    This is next level pathetic how this company handles things, this is just unacceptable. **** YOU rockstar. Literally GO **** Yourself!!!
  98. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Wąż rzeczny, jest niebezpieczny - ale nie bardziej niż Rockstar wyznaczające wyrobników którzy mieli uklepać tego kotleta
  99. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Worst video game company of all time! Worst video game company of all time! Worst video game company of all time! Worst video game company of all time! Worst video game company of all time! Worst video game company of all time!
  100. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    No wonder they took down many fan mods. You can download them for the original games and it’ll be much better experience than THIS. You won’t have character models that were made in The Sims editor, sometimes completely different from what they used to be. Just look at Tommy’s model, remastered by fans, and then at what we have in this “definitive” edition…
    You won’t have bugs that have
    No wonder they took down many fan mods. You can download them for the original games and it’ll be much better experience than THIS. You won’t have character models that were made in The Sims editor, sometimes completely different from what they used to be. Just look at Tommy’s model, remastered by fans, and then at what we have in this “definitive” edition…
    You won’t have bugs that have been in the game since mobile release, I mean, how could you not fix them for 7+ years?! How could you fly a plane in SA, see the whole map - all 3 cities, forests and deserts - and think like “this is how it’s supposed to be”?
    The rain looks disgusting. It’s just milk that doesn’t even render on water.
    It feels like they didn’t care about the quality and wanted to release it ASAP.
    Don’t buy this mess.
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Metascore
49

Generally unfavorable reviews - based on 8 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 8
  2. Negative: 2 out of 8
  1. Dec 7, 2021
    30
    Rockstar dropped the ball on this remaster. The cars and other moving models look like plastic toys and the cities look like polished excrement. The contrast between the environment and the models is horrible and the list of bugs is long and obnoxious. Quality of life changes are the only redeeming part of this remaster that does no favours for fans or newcomers. Skip it until they either fix it or let the moders do their job.
  2. Dec 7, 2021
    50
    I cannot currently recommend Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition on the PC, and a lot has to happen until I do. The truth is that I've had a decent amount of fun with this remaster; part of it is based on nostalgia, and part of it is based on some ridiculous, unavoidable bugs that weren't as frequent as I'd feared. Given all of these issues and the abysmal performance of the three games on the PC, I'd stay away from the trilogy until several major updates have been released. Even then, this remaster may not be for everyone.
  3. Nov 29, 2021
    50
    Overall, Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy – The Definitive Edition was set up to be one of the best things for GTA fans and it failed to hit that mark. It will now be remembered as a failure to launch title but I am sure Rockstar will step in and continue to fix some items within their game world.